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Subject:  HUMOR Digest - 1 Jan 2000 to 2 Jan 2000 (#2000-2)
Date: Sunday, January 02, 2000 2:00 AM

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Topics of the day:

  1. Auld Lang Syne
  2. ROFLMAO !!!!!!!! (well it hit me as funny)

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Date:    Sat, 1 Jan 2000 08:23:22 -0500
From:    Bill Stebbins <bs16@CORNELL.EDU>
Subject: Auld Lang Syne

Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get
together for a rally. Last year, the organizers decided to
hold it in Meinz. Unfortunately, the local burghers took a
dim view of so great an influx of tourists ruining their
turf with tent pegs. The citizens organized themselves so
thoroughly that they even had an anthem: . . . "Let Old
and Quaint Tents Be Forgot and Never Brought to Meinz!"

By Felix Kern

http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/bs16
http://members.xoom.com/bssixteen/

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Date:    Sat, 1 Jan 2000 13:57:24 -0600
From:    RANEBOUX <raneboux@BELLSOUTH.NET>
Subject: ROFLMAO !!!!!!!! (well it hit me as funny)

A history professor and an anatomy professor
were sitting on a deck at a nudist colony.

The history professor asked the anatomy professor,
"Have you read Marx?"

The anatomy replied, "Yes, I think they are from
the wicker chairs."

If u cannot find the pot of gold.......
  ~Just enjoy the Raneboux~
       HAPPY  NEW YEAR  GANG
                       :->

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