From: Doug Harter's Initial Logs Processor Subject: HUMOR Digest - 11 Apr 1993 There are 6 messages totalling 104 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. Re: Bumpersticker 2. Hillary jokes 3. Posted on a door 4. Christian buttons 5. Re: Christian buttons 6. Bathroom joke ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1993 02:21:00 EST From: "Shirley D. Kennedy (813) 442-9066" Subject: Re: Bumpersticker And then there's: "My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma" Shirl K kenneds@firnvx.firn.edu ========== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1993 07:41:37 EST From: Tommy Hughes Subject: Hillary jokes Christie Davies in the book Ethnic Humor Around the World says that humor is a barometer of our interests and concerns. Many of the Bill and Hillary jokes I've been hearing suggest that America is having some trouble dealing with a powerful and intelligent woman. Let me illustrate: I don't like Clinton. I didn't vote for Clinton. And I don't like her husband either. Did you hear how the Clinton's met? They were both dating the same woman in law school. Why did the Clintons send Chelsea to a private school? The secret service would be out-gunned at a public school. The Clintons are out driving in the Virginia country-side and stopped for gas. As it turned out the gas station manager is a former boyfriend. After they drive away, Bill comments to Hillary: "If you had married that fellow, you would have been the wife a gas station manager." "Oh, I don't think so, Bill. He would have been President." Tommy Hughes HUE@USCN ========== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1993 09:47:00 CST From: "Paul E. Gray" Subject: Posted on a door For those who study humor, can you provide a brief list of books that introduce the novice (Me? an electrical engineer) to that profession? Humor as posted on a door. "God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I will never die." ========== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1993 13:48:37 -0600 From: WERLING Subject: Christian buttons I'm a Christian, but I still love these jokes on buttons I've seen: Jesus saves using coupons and comparison shopping. Or my favorite: Jesus is coming; look busy! Andrew Werling awerling@nmsu.edu ========== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1993 21:01:57 EDT From: "Scott C. Jensen" Subject: Re: Christian buttons Or how about this bit of graffiti: Jesus saves, and Esposito scores!! ---SCJ ========== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1993 18:12:50 PDT From: Mark R Panitz Subject: Bathroom joke When you going to abathroom, youare a chinese and when you come out you are japeneze, what are when you are IN the Bathroom? "Eurpoeran!' (youarepeeing) ========== ------------------------------