Date: Mon, 22 Jul 96 18:11:01 CET From: Tim_ZZ_Holliefield_at_CC__RHEIN@admin.ed.umuc.edu Subject: HUMOR Digest - 3 Jun 1996 to 4 Jun 1996 There are 2 messages totalling 41 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. nuns trying the outside world 2. One of Fulghum's Funnies [Clean] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 4 Jun 1996 07:45:15 IDT From: LEWIN JOSHUA 4844/6 669 3463 4844/6 Subject: nuns trying the outside world I'm back, and getting married next Tuesday! Any suggestions? ----------------------- Two nuns decided to take a day off, and see how the other half lives. So they put on "civilian" clothes, and went to the big city. Since they didn't really know what to do, they decided to follow someone on the street, and do as he does. After shopping for a while, the man they were following stopped at a hot dog stand in the street, and ordered a hot dog. The nuns, never seeing a hot dog before, decided they'de try. The first nun, looked into the roll, and with the face of utter horror threw the hot dog away. Turning to the other nun, she asked "What part of the dog did *you* get?" .:. Giz, Israel .:. an onion a day keeps *everyone* away.. ----------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 3 Jun 1996 21:47:47 PDT--100 From: Charles Tidwell Subject: One of Fulghum's Funnies [Clean] A colleague was complaining that he had the same dam stuff in his lunch sack day after day. "So who makes your lunch?" I asked. "I do," says he. Robert Fulghum Submitted by Charlie from Chehalis ------------------------------ End of HUMOR Digest - 3 Jun 1996 to 4 Jun 1996 **********************************************