From: Automatic digest processor [LISTSERV@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU] Sent: Monday, June 07, 1999 2:00 AM To: Recipients of HUMOR digests Subject: HUMOR Digest - 6 Jun 1999 to 7 Jun 1999 There are 4 messages totalling 137 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. Copyright Explained 2. Top 10 Things Men Know About Women... 3. Patient Doctors! - Part 1/2 4. THREE BALLS (aDULLt) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 6 Jun 1999 09:40:25 -0400 From: Bill Stebbins Subject: Copyright Explained When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right. Should Thom Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would copy Wright right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right. Right? Copyright 1991 Shelley Herman S.P.E.B.S.Q.S.A., Whittier Chapter http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/bs16 http://members.xoom.com/bs16/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 6 Jun 1999 20:07:44 -0400 From: Gwen Eckman Subject: Top 10 Things Men Know About Women... Subject: Top 10 Things Men Know About Women... 10: 9: 8: 7: 6: 5: 4: 3: 2: And the number one thing men know about women 1: ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 7 Jun 1999 09:44:19 -0400 From: Chalapathi Rao Poduri Subject: Patient Doctors! - Part 1/2 * "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razorblade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yes, I shaved with the electric razor." * "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" * A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" * The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because,you see,I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone." * Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?" Nurse: "No. Is it missing?" Chalapathi And His Four-Line Signature! :-) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 7 Jun 1999 00:14:17 -0500 From: RANEBOUX Subject: THREE BALLS (aDULLt) Joe was very depressed, and he explained to his friend, "I just can't get over having three balls." "Three Balls?!?!?!? Pal, we can make a FORTUNE together!!!" "How?" Joe asked, as a smile returned to his face. "We'll go to a bar and bet everyone that between you and the bartender, you have five balls. We can miss!" "Let's do it!" Joe said. So they went to the nearest bar and ordered a few beers. They quickly got friendly with the crowd. Then they offered to bet $50 with each person that between Joe and the bartender, they had five balls. Nearly everyone rushed over to take the bet. But the bartender was shaking his head. "You don't mind being part of this bet, do you?" Joe asked. "Not at all," said the bartender. "I'm very impressed! Up until now, I've never met anyone with four balls. I've only got one!" -- If u cannot find the pot of gold....... ~Just enjoy the Raneboux~ RAINY ------------------------------ End of HUMOR Digest - 6 Jun 1999 to 7 Jun 1999 **********************************************