Digest for Sunday, February 06, 2000
There are 3 messages totalling 205 lines in this issue.
Topics of the day:
- Top 20 Homicides (Part 1 - 20 to 11)
- 5...A....M...
- Sexual Consent Form - Part 1/2
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Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2000 09:32:53 -0500
From: Bill Stebbins <bs16@CORNELL.EDU>
Subject: Top 20 Homicides (Part 1 - 20 to 11)
Every year the US FBI is asked to investigate over 36,000 serious
crimes including Murder/Homicide. Every year the Homicide
Investigations Unit publishes its "Top 20 Homicides of the Year".
20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with
a 20" vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had enough of her husband's strange
sex practices and one night during a prolonged bout of "fun" she
snapped, pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until
it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.
19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she
crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing
the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her
wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.
18. Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old
daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young
Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one
should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her
father's coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip
and promptly collapsed. She was given a suspended sentence as
the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she
tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.
17. David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girlfriend after
he attempted to "have his way with her". His unwelcome advance
was met with a prompt kick in the chest and then 4 shots from a
double barrelled shot gun Carla's (the girlfriend) father had
given to her an hour before the date started, just in case.
16. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for
failing to pay his rent for 8 years (yes, 8 years). The landlord
Kirk Weston clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after
he realized just how long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent.
15. Mary-Lee Cooper, 11 years old, was killed by her 1-year-old
sister who climbed on top of her while she was sleeping, suffocating her.
14. Megan Fri, 44 years old, is killed by 14 State troopers after
she wandered onto a live firing, fake town simulation. Seeing
the troopers all walking slow down the street Megan had jumped
out in front of them and yelled "Boo!" The troopers, thinking
she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of
them hitting their target. "She just looked like a very real
looking target." one of the toppers stated in his report.
13. Fiona Given, 17 years old, was killed by a "Hit Man" hired
by her ex-boyfriend after she broke off their relationship. The
"Hit Man" was promised $500,000 for the task. The "Hit Man"
also killed the boyfriend after he found out that a 16 year old
high school student, whose father was in jail for rape, and mother
worked as an ironing lady, didn't have access to $500,000.
12 Louis Zaragoza, 68 years old, was killed as he prepared to
drive to work. Lee Zaragoza had been plotting to kill him for over
a year, and had cut the brakes on his car 4 times previously. On
this attempt Lee was just about to cut the brakes again when Louis
snuck up behind her, grabbed her and spun her around. As he did,
she lost her footing and stumbled into him, stabbing him in the
lower ventricle of the heart, killing him instantly.
11. Mummod Foli was killed by an unknown member of the Russian
Mafia after he accidentally took away the gangster's drink too
soon as the nightclub he worked in. The gangster was so upset he
forced the waiter to drink over 27 liters of Coca Cola (the
drink he had taken away) until Mummod drowned.
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Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2000 20:07:00 -0600
From: RANEBOUXshesaid <raneboux@BELLSOUTH.NET>
Subject: 5...A....M...
A guy was telling his friend at a bar of a hotel they were
staying at: "You know, I had a woman beating on my door 'til
5 A.M. last night!"
"Oh," said his friend, "what did you do at 5 A.M. then?"
The guy sighed and replied: "Well, I let her out then..."
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the
whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to
know."
RANEBOUX
accept no other
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Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2000 10:23:47 +0530
From: Chalapathi Rao Poduri <chaps@TC4HQ.CMCLTD.COM>
Subject: Sexual Consent Form - Part 1/2 <adult>
[M Kegel <kegel@fea.net> is the original author of S&M <adult> posted
last week. Any groaning, hair-falling et al may be attributed to him.
The shoot-at-sight? Pray, we'll see how you target your prey, M Rowe :)]
In lieu of the above err, heated context, individuals who would like to
conjugate without any sortsa problems are requested to use the following
consent form...C ;-)
Form# 69
Version 1.0.2
Sexual Consent Form for two individuals
Whereas _________________, hereafter known as the first party,
and ______________, hereafter known as the second party, being of
consenting age and sound mind, hereby consent to the following
sexual acts, under the conditions and limitations listed below
within the time period between _______ and _______ For more then
two parties, see form 271828, a multi-party version of this form.
Part 1: Sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy prevention.
This form assumes that both parties are in good health and free
of known sexually transmitted diseases. If either party consents
to any sexual acts while knowingly carrying a STD, that party
agrees to any costs incurred as a result of transmission of that
STD, and to furthermore pay punitive damages amounting to $_____.
Furthermore, each party agrees to acquire and properly use the
following methods of contraception and agrees to be liable for
failure of these contraceptive devices (check the appropriate
forms of contraception)
The first party agrees to obtain and use these forms of
contraception:
__ Condom ( __ with spermicidal lubricant)
__ Female condom (experimental. No liability is assumed for
pregnancy or STD transmission if this device fails).
__ Intrauterine device
__ Cervical Cap (__ with spermicide)
__ Diaphram ( __ with spermicide)
__ Birth control pill (Specify type:________)
__ Contraceptive sponge ( __ with spermicidal lubricant)
__ Spermicidal jelly or foam
__ Surgical sterilization ( __ Vasectomy __ Tubal ligation)
__ Norplant
__ RU 486 (Not legally available in the United States. Only for
use where legal)
The second party agrees to obtain and use these forms of
contraception:
__ Condom ( __ with spermicidal lubricant)
__ Female condom (experimental. No liability is assumed for
pregnancy or STD transmission if this device fails).
__ Intrauterine device
__ Cervical Cap (__ with spermicide)
__ Diaphram ( __ with spermicide)
__ Birth control pill (Specify type:________)
__ Contraceptive sponge ( __ with spermicidal lubricant)
__ Spermicidal jelly or foam
__ Surgical sterilization ( __ Vasectomy __ Tubal ligation)
__ Norplant
__ RU 486 (Not legally available in the United States. Only for
use where legal)
Part 2: Pregnancy clause
If both the party of the first part and the party of the second
part agree that pregnancy is a goal of the sexual acts they wish
to engage in, check here: __. If pregnancy is anatomically
impossible, check here: __. If either of the previous two
conditions don't apply, the following clause applies.
In case of unwanted pregnancy, the parties agree to the following
actions: (Check all that apply)
__ Marriage
__ Abortion. Paid for by ____________
__ Adoption
__ DNA testing of fetus and both parties to insure that both
parties are the parents. Paid for by ____________
__ Single parentood by the following party:_________. In this
case, both parties are still financially responsible for the
offspring.
__ Single parenthood by the following party:________. This party
assumes sole fiscal responsibility.
[To be concluded morrow]
Chalapathi
And His
Four-Line
Signature! :-)
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