Digest for Sunday, April 11, 1993

Topics of the day:

1. Re: Bumpersticker
2. Hillary jokes
3. Posted on a door
4. Christian buttons
5. Re: Christian buttons
6. Bathroom joke

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Date:         Sun, 11 Apr 1993 02:21:00 EST
From: Shirley D. Kennedy (813) 442-9066<KENNEDS@MAIL.FIRN.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Bumpersticker

And then there's:

"My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma"

Shirl K
kenneds@firnvx.firn.edu
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Date:         Sun, 11 Apr 1993 07:41:37 EST
From:         Tommy Hughes <HUE@USCN.BITNET>
Subject:      Hillary jokes

Christie Davies in the book Ethnic Humor Around the World says that
humor is a barometer of our interests and concerns.  Many of the
Bill and Hillary jokes I've been hearing suggest that America is
having some trouble dealing with a powerful and intelligent woman.
Let me illustrate:

I don't like Clinton.  I didn't vote for Clinton.  And I don't like
her husband either.

Did you hear how the Clinton's met?
They were both dating the same woman in law school.

Why did the Clintons send Chelsea to a private school?
The secret service would be out-gunned at a public school.

The Clintons are out driving in the Virginia country-side and stopped for
gas.  As it turned out the gas station manager is a former boyfriend.
After they drive away, Bill comments to Hillary: "If you had married
that fellow, you would have been the wife a gas station manager."
"Oh, I don't think so, Bill. He would have been President."

Tommy Hughes  HUE@USCN
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Date:         Sun, 11 Apr 1993 09:47:00 CST
From:         Paul E. Gray <GRAY@UCS.UWPLATT.EDU>
Subject:      Posted on a door

   For those who study humor, can you provide a brief list of books that
introduce the novice (Me? an electrical engineer) to that profession?

   Humor as posted on a door.
        "God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of
         things. Right now I will never die."
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Date:         Sun, 11 Apr 1993 13:48:37 -0600
From:         WERLING <awerling@NMSU.EDU>
Subject:      Christian buttons


I'm a Christian, but I still love these jokes on buttons I've seen:

Jesus saves using coupons and comparison shopping.

Or my favorite:

Jesus is coming; look busy!

                Andrew Werling          awerling@nmsu.edu
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Date:         Sun, 11 Apr 1993 21:01:57 EDT
From:         Scott C. Jensen <JENSEN@ILP.MIT.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Christian buttons

     Or how about this bit of graffiti:

          Jesus saves, and Esposito scores!!

                                                          ---SCJ
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Date:         Sun, 11 Apr 1993 18:12:50 PDT
From:         Mark R Panitz <mpanitz@EIS.CALSTATE.EDU>
Subject:      Bathroom joke

When  you going to  abathroom, youare a chinese
and when you come out you are japeneze,
what are when you are IN the Bathroom?


"Eurpoeran!' (youarepeeing)
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