Digest for Saturday, July 03, 1993

Topics of the day:

1. Age

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Date:         Sat, 3 Jul 1993 11:15:54 EDT
From:         josh quittner <quit@NEWSDAY.COM>
Subject:      Age

An elderly man and woman were sitting on the porch at the Home for
the Aged. The woman turns to the man and says, "Betcha can't tell
how old I am."
        "Betcha I can," replies the codger. "Stand up."
        She does.
        "Hike up your skirt."
        She does.
        "Drop your drawers."
        She does, though at this point, as you can imagine, she's looking
a bit shaken.
        "Now," he says, "wiggle your tush around."
        She does that too.
        "Sit down," says the geezer. "You're going to be 87 on Tuesday."
        "How'd you know?" squawked his companion.
        "You told me yourself, yesterday."

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