Special Digest #1 for Monday, June 03, 1996

Topics of the day:

1. nuns trying the outside world
2. One of Fulghums Funnies [Clean]

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Date:    Tue, 4 Jun 1996 07:45:15 IDT
From:    LEWIN JOSHUA 4844/6 669 3463 4844/6 <joshua@TIBAM.TELRAD.CO.IL>
Subject: nuns trying the outside world  <suggestive>

I'm back, and getting married next Tuesday! Any suggestions?
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Two nuns decided to take a day off, and see how the other half
lives.  So they put on "civilian" clothes, and went to the big
city.  Since they didn't really know what to do, they decided
to follow someone on the street, and do as he does.

  After shopping for a while, the man they were following
stopped at a hot dog stand in the street, and ordered a hot dog.

  The nuns, never seeing a hot dog before, decided they'de try.
  The first nun, looked into the roll, and with the face of utter
 horror threw the hot dog away.
Turning to the other nun, she asked "What part of the dog did
*you* get?"

 .:.  Giz, Israel .:.  an onion a day keeps *everyone* away..
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Date:    Mon, 3 Jun 1996 21:47:47 PDT--100
From:    Charles Tidwell <CharlesT@MAIL.LOCALACCESS.COM>
Subject: One of Fulghum's Funnies [Clean]

       A colleague was complaining that he had
  the same dam stuff in his lunch sack day after
  day.
       "So who makes your lunch?" I asked.
       "I do," says he.

                                  Robert Fulghum

Submitted by Charlie from Chehalis

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