Digest for Sunday, June 06, 1999

Topics of the day:

1. Copyright Explained
2. Top 10 Things Men Know About Women...
3. Patient Doctors! - Part 1/2
4. THREE BALLS (aDULLt)

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Date:    Sun, 6 Jun 1999 09:40:25 -0400
From:    Bill Stebbins <bs16@CORNELL.EDU>
Subject: Copyright Explained

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write,
if the copy is right.  If  however, your copy falls over, you must right
your copy.  If you write religious services you write rite, and have the
right to copyright the rite you write.

Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to
copyright the right copy they write.  A right wing cleric would write
right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the
right to write.  His editor has the job of making the right rite copy
right before the copyright can be right.

Should Thom Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write
right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright.  Duplicating that
rite would copy Wright right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright
would have the right to right.

Right?

Copyright 1991 Shelley Herman S.P.E.B.S.Q.S.A., Whittier Chapter


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Date:    Sun, 6 Jun 1999 20:07:44 -0400
From:    Gwen Eckman <gwen@CE.UDEL.EDU>
Subject: Top 10 Things Men Know About Women...

Subject: Top 10 Things Men Know About Women...

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And the number one thing men know about women

1:

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Date:    Mon, 7 Jun 1999 09:44:19 -0400
From:    Chalapathi Rao Poduri <chaps@TC4HQ.CMCLTD.COM>
Subject: Patient Doctors! - Part 1/2 <clean>

* "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razorblade."
  "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"
  "Yes, I shaved with the electric razor."

* "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands
  shaking!"
  "Do you drink a lot?"
  "Not really - I spill most of it!"

* A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
  contractions are only two minutes apart!"
  "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
  "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

* The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated:
  "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because,you
  see,I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."
  "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you
  just leave me alone."

* Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
  Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"

Chalapathi
And His
Four-Line
Signature! :-)

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Date:    Mon, 7 Jun 1999 00:14:17 -0500
From:    RANEBOUX <wett@GS.VERIO.NET>
Subject: THREE BALLS (aDULLt)

Joe was very depressed, and he explained to his friend, "I
just can't get
over having three balls."

"Three Balls?!?!?!?  Pal, we can make a FORTUNE
together!!!"

"How?" Joe asked, as a smile returned to his face.

"We'll go to a bar and bet everyone that between you and
the bartender, you
have five balls.  We can miss!"

"Let's do it!" Joe said.

So they went to the nearest bar and ordered a few beers.
They quickly got
friendly with the crowd.  Then they offered to bet $50 with
each person that
between Joe and the bartender,
they had five balls.

Nearly everyone rushed over to take the bet.  But the
bartender was shaking
his head.

"You don't mind being part of this bet, do you?" Joe asked.

"Not at all," said the bartender.  "I'm very impressed!  Up
until now, I've
never met anyone with four balls.  I've only got one!"

--
If u cannot find the pot of gold.......
  ~Just enjoy the Raneboux~
     RAINY

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