The Humor List Postings for April 1993

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
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1. opening shot (warning: some racist humor)
2. The Sheep and the Purse
3. Buddha Joke, Rated G
4. Clinton Joke, Rated PG-13
5. THOUGHT
6. Re: Lightbulb, Rated G
7. Hillary - G
8. bus/trains jokes rated G
9. Bumpersticker

1. Anti-female joke
2. Bumpersticker
3. Re: Bumpersticker
4. cannabilism [pg-13]
5. Portagees in Hawaii (Gen. Aud.)
6. Re: Bumpersticker
7. Jewish humor!!!!!
8. Golf Joke Rated G
9. Re: Bumpersticker

1. Re: Bumpersticker
2. Hillary jokes
3. Posted on a door
4. Christian buttons
5. Re: Christian buttons
6. Bathroom joke

1. Re: Christian buttons
2. Another Clinton Joke (G)
3. Epic Limerick-topic is necrophilia-RATING XX
4. Re: Christian buttons
5. Clinton Joke : Rated G
6. Bumpersticker
7. Animal rights, Rated G
8. Re: Bumpersticker #
9. Do You Remember Elephant Jokes?
10. George Bush in heaven
11. Re: Do You Remember Elephant Jokes?
12. Elephants and Grapes, Variation, G
13. Golf joke PG13
14. Re: Do You Remember Elephant Jokes?
15. Re: Bumpersticker
16. Re: Posted on a door

1. State of Arkansas Application for Residency
2. Top 50 things to do when youve no chance of passing a class...
3. What driving to the store would be like if your OS drove.
4. The VAXorcist...
5. Re: Bumpersticker #
6. Re: Do You Remember Elephant Jokes?
7. Golf/priest joke -- rated G
8. Computer Industry (Rated PG-13)
9. R rated White House Humor
10. Bumpersticker
11. Human Brain Not Yet Obsolete
12. Queen Berets (PG-13)
13. System Managers Story (PG-13)
14. ZODIAC (R)
15. MALL MUSIC
16. Re: Bumpersticker
17. Chicken joke
18. More elephant jokes
19. Presidents in Heaven (G)
20. Lifsaver? (PG-13)
21. USE YOUR CONDOMS!!! RATED "R+"
22. Bumpersticker
23. 45 REASONS NOT TO HAVE SEX-BEDROOM GOLF "R"
24. more elephant jokes
25. Woman in Store -- R
26. Re: more elephant jokes
27. Re: Presidents in Heaven (G)
28. A riddle (R)
29. Clinton joke
30. Poet joke
31. Fried Rice
32. Re: Chicken joke
33. Dumb joke, rated G...
34. Re: more elephant jokes G
35. Ruthless political humor

1. Americans / Dutch
2. Bar Joke
3. Zen
4. Re: leprechaun joke (PG-13)
5. why did the ch
6. why dont you eat pigs ?
7. serial-number on condoms
8. do u remember ?
9. Announcements
10. Calorie loss during sex (R, barely)
11. bar joke (PG-13 but cute)
12. CREATION OF P_SSY {RATED R}
13. RATED PG-13
14. Knock Knock
15. RATED PG-13
16. RATED PG-13
17. RATED PG-13
18. RATED PG-13
19. Knock Knock jokes..
20. <No Subject Given>
21. Ethnic joke (G)
22. <No Subject Given>
23. Wacky G
24. wacky G
25. Re: more elephant jokes G
26. Aphorisms
27. Bar Jokes
28. WACO
29. More elephants
30. Limerick

1. PA Dutch Medical
2. religion (fwd)
3. pearly gates comedy
4. Cleveland Indians - sick humor
5. Two Fleas
6. Re: PA Dutch Medical
7. Politics (PG)
8. Job jokes (G)
9. Humorous Definitions
10. 1. Q & A 2. Gay Cowboy (PG)
11. Monkey Jokes
12. PG: COLONEL SANDERS / BOY GEORGE & MICHAEL J.
13. Stroke Joke <crude>
14. Definition <rude>
15. PG
16. Fluff/satire: I couldnt resist

1. another pearly gates one
2. More Pennsylvania Dutch
3. old lady humor
4. david koresh joke
5. Quasimodo
6. frog pun
7. more old ladies
8. Salesman to Heaven
9. Frogs
10. Dan Quayle Joke (Heaven joke)
11. PG-13
12. "Gates" of heaven G -rated
13. roped into this one...
14. Another double joke
15. Choo-Choo pun
16. Totally sexist joke (R)
17. More frog humor (PG-13?)
18. Retaliation for totally sexist joke
19. Redneck Top Ten LIst
20. Miscellanea
21. religion
22. headlines (PG)

1. Re: Retaliation for totally sexist joke
2. Absent Listowner
3. G-rated joke
4. Gay Meets Wino (R)
5. Technical Expressions

1. Humor in advertising. 1. Tourism
2. Dead horse joke
3. R (X?) : Drunk humor

1. t-shirt rated g
2. life insurance
3. Chain letter humor
4. jokes.....
5. NEW Blond joke (PG)
6. Politically Incorrect Jokes
7. another drinking shirt
8. t-shirt humor
9. Mildly Sexist Spouse Joke (PG-13)
10. A Letter to A Son (G)
11. yet another heaven joke (G)
12. cookie dough (pg-13)
13. Re: letter to a son
14. Troubled kids - rated G
15. How to Hunt Elephants (fwd)
16. Calendar for Modern Times (fwd)
17. God Jokes (fwd)
18. David Duke Jokes (Was that redundant?) (fwd)
19. Re: yet another heaven joke (G)
20. Mail out listing
21. Some jokes (R)
22. David Koresh joke
23. How you can tell when its going to be a rotten day (G).
24. God Jokes
25. David Duke Jokes (Was that redundant?)

1. Transcendental Meditation
2. father to son
3. Dear Mum... (PG)
4. Tasteless Koretsch Joke
5. Political Juxtaposition
6. insults 2 different ethnic groups
7. Cucumbers (Rated R)
8. Mommy, Mommy (PG-13)
9. Mouse Balls (PG-13)
10. Yellow Snow at the White House (PG-13)
11. Heaven vs Hell (G)
12. mirror joke
13. committee
14. Stolen joke
15. the anual bullfight
16. saying
17. Classic joke of kids
18. Clinton & Puppies
19. Re: Top 50 things to do when youve no chance of passing a class...
20. TOP TEN SONGS(parental guidence advised)
21. u know ?
22. saddams dead
23. "Politically Correct"
24. clever rhyme
25. Fortune teller (G)
26. Policy-Making in a Bureaucracy
27. Aphorisms and More (mostly G)
28. Waco Joke (G)
29. Re: insults 2 different ethnic groups
30. New Defn of Waco (insensitive)

1. Animals in Laboratory Research
2. Various topics <Offensive rating: mild>
3. 1st "dirty" joke
4. Bowling
5. G : Fractured English
6. definition of middle-age
7. Jewish joke. (rated R)
8. Re: G : Fractured English
9. Horoscope (fwd)
10. Old Age
11. XX Jokes
12. Mangled?
13. G-rated: waterfowl riddles
14. for a smile, not a laugh: G-rated, canal story, Dutch
15. headlines (PG)
16. More Waco Jokes
17. Re: Mangled?
18. classroom humour (mildly ethnically offensive
19. borrowed aphorism
20. G-rated: my fathers favourite bar story
21. Golf Joke (PG 15.36)
22. Clinton and horses, PG
23. farm humor, rated PG
24. Mickey Mouse (R)
25. Neat word (PG-13 (language))
26. doughnuts
27. silly story joke (pg)
28. you know your a redneck if... (pg-13)

1. another bar joke, breaking bad news gently, naval stubbornness
2. Intellectual
3. rated(depends on how filty your mind is)
4. WACO Joke
5. Re: Horoscope (fwd)
6. Re: Horoscope (fwd)
7. David Koresh jokes
8. Re: Neat word (PG-13 (language))
9. Re: you know your a redneck if... (pg-13)
10. another sick Waco joke (fair warning)
11. More tasteless humor
12. show biz
13. Rated R...
14. Re: Horoscope (fwd)
15. sexual horoscopes
16. Re: New Defn of Waco (insensitive)
17. medical (short and crude
18. SHEEP <rude>
19. Another animal joke..
20. How to catch a Polar Bear
21. Various topics <Offense Rating: Mild>
22. Jokes (Rated PG)
23. Texas joke - G rated
24. sheep
25. David Koresh jokes
26. Blondes revenge
27. cow jokes pg
28. old Max Miller joke (suggestive), shopkeepers
29. LAWYER JOKE
30. Constipated Italian
31. South
32. punishment

1. David Koresh joke
2. FOOTLONG
3. i wish
4. riddle (rated R)
5. Slices of Life - Interesting and Funny
6. RACIAL HUMOR, RATED PG
7. Comprehensive finals <Offensiveness: mild>
8. aphorism
9. Dr/Lawyer/Priest Joke (G)
10. Wendy (racist)
11. Clinton Press Conference
12. Newspaper Headline
13. Heaven again (PG) & one British - (X)
14. Cute joke
15. little johnney (R)
16. Silly but good, (Non-Offensive)
17. More UNIX artificial intelligence
18. Sexual content R
19. Heaven again
20. Frank Perdue meets the Pope
21. how we all turned out to be ...
22. Con artists - rated G
23. PMS is...
24. Picardia Mexicana (PG-13)
25. CASTRO & CUTE JOKE

1. Ads in translation <Offensiveness: Near zero>
2. <No Subject Given>
3. DYSENTERY
4. WINOS PG
5. CINDERELLA-THE TRUE STORY R?
6. YOU LADIES WONT LIKE THIS ;)

1. Digest format
2. Religious and gender sensitive jokes <OR: Moderate>
3. Reasons Prodigy is Failing.

1. Science
2. CNN Mis-Speak
3. Bread- PG
4. We were all alone (pg)
5. Heaven
6. Helen Keller (Very offensive - Delete message now)
7. Signature quotes (mildly humorous)
8. The Italian Who Went to Detroit
9. Anniversary
10. TOP TEN TOP TEN TOP TEN
11. SV: Direct line to God
12. Listowners update & some new age humor

1. Koresh
2. Another Priest Joke (PG-13)
3. <No Subject Given>
4. gynecologist
5. Dreams aint worth much
6. Rabbi and Priest Joke
7. rabbi, priest, monk.....
8. Janos in St. Tropez
9. More Top Ten <sex content?>
10. Re: help with Red Baron joke
11. Rodney King Jokes
12. Re: Wendy (NC-17)
13. [BUBBA-L:1350] Bubba Bashing (fwd)
14. Photo journalism joke
15. New age Q&A <=>n

1. I got a punchline...whos got the joke?
2. David Koresh jokes
3. Top Ten Dirty Joke Punchlines
4. David Koresh
5. Money?
6. MORE SHEEP
7. TEETH DOWN THERE
8. different sheep!
9. Biker Women (R)
10. What? No More Elephant Jokes? How About Lawyers?
11. Newspaper headlines (G - PG)
12. How to Handle Stress
13. Russias Top Ten Uses for a Billion Dollars in American Aid
14. Definition
15. Re: Money?
16. little red riding hood
17. malapropisms
18. Little Red Riding Hood (NC-17)
19. Helen Keller Joke.... <sad>
20. piano joke .... lame
21. Koresh jokes...
22. homosexual joke. <crude>
23. Rude Rubber joke
24. bumpersticker question

1. Administratium (U)
2. WONT OFFEND TOO MANY
3. song....."campus bound" (fwd)
4. Something I read in a comic strip that I thought was cute
5. bad pun!
6. olie and linna. one bad word.
7. Lez technique
8. PG-13.2, some sex, no violence, perhaps no fun.
9. Music jokes
10. Pope joke a friend told recently
11. Church bulletins
12. Hellen Keller joke
13. A fable with apologies to Aesop
14. Urinals
15. Travel/English Humor
16. (May offend devout Christians)
17. Lightbulb formula
18. Lightbulb Jokes
19. Re: Lightbulb formula
20. Re: bad pun!
21. Light bulbs
22. farewell to lightbulbs
23. World religions (PG)
24. * Toilet Rules for all Ushers at Eagle Stadium *
25. Light bulb Joke
26. Lawyer joke -- mild sexual content
27. one horny ant (pg-13)
28. Boy-Girl Games, Boy loses (R)
29. Surgeons and...(mildly vulgar)
30. More lightbulb jokes

1. Limericks (mildly offensive)
2. Blonde Jokes (up to X)
3. more biker chicks
4. noah....
5. a limerick (fwd)
6. light bulbs
7. G rated (and *real* old)
8. AN older joke than Thomas joke
9. Light Bulb Jokes
10. blondys?