The Humor List Postings for May 1993

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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1. Tasteless...
2. silly foreign things (slightly sexual-r)
3. Mama jokes.
4. Re: Mama jokes.
5. Re: Mama jokes.
6. Re: * Toilet Rules for all Ushers at Eagle Stadium *
7. Re: Mama jokes.

1. Lightbulb jokes - not PC
2. Bad translations -- Signs <Adult inferences>

1. Re: Tasteless... (sick jokes - PG)
2. Worse than Tasteless...
3. black and white and ...
4. Koresh (150 lines): Funny if your hate FBI/Clinton
5. Letter to God -- Rated G
6. Re: Tasteless... (sick jokes - PG)
7. Doing the Job Alone...(G)
8. About as funny as a... [MILD]
9. Laundry Joke
10. Coursework for Men
11. Jokes not always funny.
12. A few tidbits. (slightly offensive)

1. Satire against Camels Joe Smooth campaign
2. sick Koresh lymericks written by weird neighbor.
3. Kind-of-Bad
4. NEW WORKSHOPS FOR EMPLOYEES
5. 2nd attempt to post this
6. License Plates
7. license plate
8. F.I.B. license plate
9. Personalized Computer User IDs (like license plates)
10. IM26Y4U license plate
11. Pope and Jew joke (clean)
12. license plates
13. License plate
14. Humor
15. President Clinton
16. Humor from Music majors <some vulgarities>
17. Licence Plate

1. NEW VIRUS LIST! CHECK YOUR ENVIRONMENT! (offensive- only mildly)
2. Classic Fable about being happy <sh-- word>
3. 12 days of Christmas (with an original twist)
4. dangerfield jokes <adult themes>
5. Ultimate revenge (adult theme
6. St. Peter Story - PG
7. Rednecks
8. Silly but not offensive
9. license plates
10. Misery is...(pg)
11. Danny goes to Heaven...
12. Branch Davidians
13. More Branch Davidians...
14. JOKING IN THE 90 s.

1. Classroom humor...PG13.4...only idiots will be upset
2. Stress
3. Late Student
4. Light Bulbs & Men
5. Top 10
6. dog-vs-fox pg
7. Computer Jokes - G
8. Any colloquialisms out there?
9. Re: Any colloquialisms out there?
10. Dumb Men Jokes
11. <No Subject Given>
12. license plates
13. colloquialisms..hmmmm How bout this?
14. Another Waco joke
15. chiste cubano (One obscenity)

1. Smart aleck questions <kids use most of these>
2. three wishes
3. Colloquialisms
4. Re: Any colloquialisms out there?
5. Colloquialisms Continued
6. Dangerfield jokes <some adult themes; language clean>
7. Dumb definitions
8. Colloquialisms
9. Colloquialisms/Similes
10. colloquialisms/similes cont.
11. stupid stuff
12. Re: Computer Jokes - G
13. Parking too close sign <looking for one>
14. mildly anti-male, mildly funny joke
15. Re: Parking too close sign <looking for one>
16. two old, religious jokes, not really offensive
17. Mothers Day
18. Parking
19. Re: Parking too close sign <looking for one>
20. Colloquialisms, etc. (one is PG)
21. One more colloquialism...
22. Olie and Sven (clean)
23. Re: Any colloquialisms out there?
24. Re: Colloquialisms/Similes
25. StarTrek Lists - The Odd Rude Word, Nothing Too Shocking......
26. T-shirt sayings
27. biker joke (pg)

1. T-Shirts Adult
2. Biology, PG-13, must have brain...
3. colloq; bad word!
4. Colloquialisms/Similes
5. Classic misdirection questions <for kids of all ages>
6. Another Classical Misdirection
7. Dangerfield humor <adult themes>
8. Natural (R)

1. Dangerfield jokes <adult themes>
2. sayings
3. Some thoughts concerning education....
4. A couple of old Tyson Jokes....
5. another pope joke
6. Romanian Humor 1 of 4 <some swear words>
7. varity of quotes (PG) (721 lines)
8. Liberal Arts Education?

1. colloquial? insult
2. Listowner REMINDER (please read) & some gobbledygook, too
3. COLLOQS -WONT OFFEND
4. More Colloquialisms
5. college humor rated pg
6. colloquilisms
7. more t-shirt sayings
8. another t-shirt -- seen today
9. Wesley Crusher (star trek) jokes
10. Welfare Applications (G)
11. dog joke <offensive language, sex>
12. adult egg joke (from my son)
13. Father & Daugther talk.
14. decoding auto ads (clean)
15. Variety time (7 clean jokes including 2 Clinton jokes)

1. Slightly racist pun
2. Grafitti
3. Re: more t-shirt sayings
4. Cute little jokes -- really, not offensive
5. slightly vulgar, very silly
6. Tasteless joke (XXX)
7. David Koresh jokes
8. A sad, but true story....
9. Heard at work (PG)
10. Collq.
11. MAY OFFEND SOMEONE
12. Koresh -- Predictably tasteless and insensitive
13. Another Spanish Language Joke (translation follows)
14. SODOMY x3
15. silly but clean
16. Romanian Humor 2 of 4 (swear words and ethnic jokes)
17. "Howdy neighbor" - offended me
18. pure G
19. Dangerfield humor <ugly theme>

1. Sea humor (R)
2. Text=PG Theme=R
3. PG-13...Stress...Transfer it.
4. Pick up line
5. Pick Up Lines
6. chat up lines
7. Classic Dangerfield...
8. David Koresh jokes
9. Classic Dangerfield...
10. More Dangerfieldeque humor
11. Rodney
12. It is a new word, it is a needed word, it is a funny word
13. Leap of faith
14. Pick Up Lines
15. Great pick up lines
16. kind of dumb, but anyway!
17. Teenage sex, some language
18. Miscellaneous (may offend some)
19. Flatulence in an Apryl Reign
20. Sexual/Religious - may be offensive
21. more ugly
22. More Ugly
23. triple g rated
24. technical joke
25. Convent joke "F" word
26. Rum Cake Recipe (rated G)
27. PG, One low-level swear word...
28. PG. Violence? Steve Case got run over by a raindeer...
29. Koresh....
30. Spanish + English joke, rated G

1. Romanian humor 3 of 4 <swearing; a diabolical joke?>
2. necrophile joke-adult theme-may offend
3. French joke (in english)
4. PG-13 (with blatant anatomy parts)
5. CLEAN, MAIS EN FRANCAIS
6. More Colloquialisms
7. Life 1.9
8. ugly insults (clean)
9. The Post Office
10. Waco Texas Jokes(be warned-very tasteless)
11. Dangerfield & his dentist
12. F.I.S.H = Fish Is Sure Healthy

1. Bastard Operator from Hell!
2. Romania humor 4 of 4 <some swear words, ethnic>
3. "baby" man pages
4. bumper sticker
5. license plate
6. New Orleans Saints/Aints
7. A Mutt and House Cleaning
8. More Branch Davidianisms
9. Dangerfield humor <adult themes>
10. SV: (Mild) Grade School Quotes--Music
11. computer chips advertisement

1. Just a joke

1. definitions (non-offensive to most)
2. "Humorous" religious discussion <ir/reverence> 170 lines
3. My Poor Little Doggie. ...and so sad.
4. Koresh
5. R- rated
6. Ethnic humor (RUDE)

1. David Koresh jokes
2. Political joke
3. Homemade joke
4. Dangerfield humor <ugly girls>
5. Villa/Juarez Joke
6. Eclectics sure to Offend someone
7. Religious Joke...Abort now if you think you might be P.O.d
8. Canadian jokes from a Canadian....
9. Life 1.A A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago, big
10. MAMA Jokes (Pt. 2)
11. From real life (slightly gross
12. Buffalo Joke <risque>

1. Boss and secretary story
2. (Offensive?)
3. Sexist? No, not really. Theres a point being made.
4. Sports joke (content PG, language U)
5. A loser
6. You Might Be Considered a Redneck If...
7. Kilts and Drink
8. Religous joke, some may be offended.
9. Bill and Hillary might offend.
10. joke
11. French joke in english
12. Two jokes (one rated R, at least PG-13)
13. Two Jokes (one R-rated, one silly)
14. Have you got a good imagination? (slightly R-rated)
15. tabloid headlines
16. Dad dealing with Dates
17. 2 old jokes, one old-fashioned-sexist, the other slightly sexy
18. Life 1.A.b A long, collection of clean humor gather eight years ago
19. R-RATED JOKES
20. This is a Test
21. old man/M.D. joke -- P.G.
22. final.exam (fwd)
23. Ethnic humor (RUDE)
24. Dangerfield humor <his dog>
25. No sex, no racism, no swearing (G)

1. Fag Jokes (R)
2. Ethnic humor (CRUDE & RUDE)
3. Bumper stickers-rated g,r,& ick
4. Newspapers
5. Clean joke and Tabloid headline
6. need sheep jokes real baaaaaadd!
7. Re: tabloid headlines
8. News headline
9. Smart aleck kids humor
10. Religion?
11. Amy Fisher Joke....Abort now if youre sick of her.
12. Speak Irish Today! (PG-13)
13. Suggestive elephant joke
14. PG-13 JOKES
15. offensive
16. Humor with a smile.
17. PG-13, advice humor
18. CANT CONCEIVE JOKE
19. 79, some violence, hippy attitudes; otherwise rated G
20. Advice Humor
21. Mission Impossible. rated G, but Judaeo-Christian references
22. Surprise! rated G
23. Life 1.B A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago, big

1. Pessimist/optimist joke
2. Cute, Not offensive.
3. Traveling Salesmen Joke (PG)
4. PG-13 (violence, language........yes!)
5. Cheers
6. Wordplay
7. More Wordplay (U)
8. Politically offensive to republic ilk
9. Old West joke: Rated "R"
10. Another Old West joke
11. Scotsmen & Kilts (PG-13, long)
12. RATED R
13. Whats the difference (R-rated)
14. More Whats The Difference (R-rated)
15. ONE MORE
16. NC-17 jokes
17. Willies 60th Birthday
18. Optimist-Pessimist
19. French Children
20. Advertisement
21. ba-a-a-ad pun but clean...

1. FAG JOKES (R) part two
2. More gay humor (mostly PG) a few R
3. My dog SEKS(rated ?)
4. Smart aleck kiddie humor
5. Lost dog
6. naval - robust language, dubious taste, sexually implicit
7. Mt. Rushmore
8. Massage Parlor
9. David Letterman Cheers Joke
10. If youre a member of act-up, read this.
11. revisionist history and sci fi
12. Re: italian joke
13. News from the Red Herring...
14. Funny a wee bit racy
15. Top Ten List (PG- Violence)

1. Most offensive joke I know (sick)
2. The murder of the English Tongue - G rated

1. The Final Simplification (fwd)
2. Smart aleck kids humor
3. Id rather...
4. Re: Id rather...
5. Re: Id Rather
6. Dangerfield humor <Adult themes>
7. Id rather ... (could shock the shockable
8. Blonde jokes <slightly offensive>
9. Life 1.C A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago, big
10. THE GREAT SAGE (G rated)
11. Ambition <clean>
12. Re: Id rather...

1. Workplace motto
2. <No Subject Given>
3. What if organized religion took over checking accounts? (fwd)
4. Clean Text, PG-13 Theme (70 Lines)
5. Id Rather........
6. Golf Story
7. CLEAN, BUT STUPID
8. (G)love
9. Re: Id rather...
10. G - horneryness
11. G-rated but cute
12. Dogs day
13. Profoundly silly questions

1. Homosexual joke (R)
2. Whats the best ? Men or Cookies ?
3. Inoffensive but stupid
4. Dangerfield humor <adult themes>
5. More religious banks, Woody Allens hobbies, silliness
6. Another Homosexual Joke
7. Re: Id rather...
8. RATED R JOKE
9. Prison Joke (R & stereotypes)
10. Life 1.D A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago, big
11. Duke

1. id rather ....
2. School humor (pg-13)
3. asking a favor for mom
4. MEN.SCI 101 (PG?)
5. WOMEN.SCI 101 (PG?)
6. Condom joke <adult>
7. hospital joke pg13
8. More School Humour (U)
9. more bull
10. Clinton, Gore, & Parton (PG-13?)
11. Re: Clinton, Gore, & Parton (PG-13?)
12. Doctor jokes for Pattis mom

1. More Hospital Jokes for Pattis Mom
2. Hospital Joke For Pattis Mom
3. Dangerfield humor <how ugly can one guy be>
4. Appeal
5. PG-13 Priest Joke
6. true story
7. Pope joke
8. Accident report Rated G
9. joke (Not offensive one)
10. Royal Story
11. Mom to Son <Redneck humor> 120 lines

1. Hospital joke
2. Another Fish Story

1. Smart aleck kids humor

1. More Hospital/Medical Humour
2. Clinton joke
3. Re: International Relations
4. politically correct vocabulary
5. Re: politically correct vocabulary
6. Pet peeves
7. Dangerfield humor <adult themes>