The Humor List Postings for July 1993

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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1. Penis Humor
2. English is a Crazy Language (fwd)
3. Bastard Operator From Hell Part#15 (Computer Humor PG-13)
4. 10 Horrifying Secrets of Barney the Dinosaur
5. Ps & Qs explanation
6. Doonesbury, Th Guardian newspaper
7. Life 1.N A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago, big
8. blondes wont get this
9. ps and qs
10. jokes...
11. Atomic humor
12. Do you know grammar?
13. GOP Humor? Yeah, they really can be jokes.

1. Tales of the unexpected
2. <No Subject Given>
3. A proverb for the 4th of July

1. Age

1. Definition of the term "PLOKTA".

1. Wisdom of humor
2. from my 7 year old
3. course proposal for business majors (long)
4. for real
5. Spanky, Curly, and Herman
6. Evaluations:
7. Gynecologist joke - cute, mildly sexual
8. From the movie "Dave"
9. DISGUSTING/INCEST RATED X
10. Microsoft and Jurassic park
11. Reagan age humor & change in rule about mail size
12. Re: reagan age humor and change of rules
13. Reagan joke
14. bugs on TV
15. off-color Ronald Reagan joke

1. Things must be bad
2. Bumper stickers (fwd)
3. A dog idiom
4. more bumper stickers.......
5. forgetting your bumper sticker
6. Re: Bumper stickers (fwd)
7. Re: A dog idiom
8. CORNY: Two liner
9. ADULT HUMR LIMERICK
10. Mild euphemism
11. oldie rated g
12. Stupid enough to be humorous

1. Ted Koppel Political Humor
2. Summit Malapropism
3. Thatcher
4. Pearly gates jokes
5. Real Programmers Dont Use PASCAL (Computer Humor G)
6. heaven joke
7. Musician Jokes
8. Real Programmers Dont Use PASCAL (Computer Humor G)
9. Pearly Gate Joke

1. uderstanding women(PG13)
2. More Programmers Humour
3. Pearly Gates / Oral Roberts Story
4. Yet another pearly gates joke, rated G
5. Gay men in heaven, likely to offend religious people
6. PRISON
7. May be offensive to fans of Marylands Gov. Shaeffer
8. Reagan
9. The Lesson (Innocuous)
10. PG-13 stuff I remembered just now
11. MATH HUMOR (A TRUE STORY)
12. Ethnically insensitive humor

1. I Hate Pay Toilets!
2. Naughty but cute Pearly Gates humour
3. Shagging, jogging, & condoms <adult>
4. Do you know what I mean <Mulla gives a speech>
5. Who said Clinton was a joke?
6. Greek joke about a man who was cuckolded <adult>

1. Def. of success <Mulla Nasrudin>
2. Poly-linguistic humor <mist=dung>

1. Real Programmers Dont Use PASCAL Part#1 (Computer Humor,PG)
2. Politically Incorrect
3. More pearly gates jokes
4. Re: HUMOR Digest - 10 Jul 1993 to 11 Jul 1993
5. deep thoughts
6. deep thoughts
7. Happy Birthday Uncle Miltie <mild>
8. Math jokes
9. Poly-linguistic humor <adult language>
10. nun joke (sexual content)
11. Re: deep thoughts

1. PG13 Parrot Story (language)
2. Nun jokes
3. another Poly-linguistic humor PG
4. Real Programmers Dont Use PASCAL Part#2 (Computer Humor PG)
5. Micro was a real-time operator
6. TRUE Parrot Joke (non offensive)
7. Add this to your dictionary
8. Bumber Sticker
9. One bad word
10. Bumber Sticker (PG13)
11. Lightbulb joke
12. <No Subject Given>
13. lightbulb
14. another deep thought
15. LIGHTBULB JOKE (G)
16. Missed intention ad
17. Poly-linguistic marketing failure G
18. Light bulb jokes redux
19. It was a blanket fight <Mulla Nasrudin>

1. Nun Jokes - Grumpy <adult>
2. Lightbulb joke
3. "Beat It" Parody
4. Difference Joke (Pg 13 - sexual)
5. Light bulb joke
6. Two Jokes (sexual content - PG)
7. english language lament - rated g
8. JOKES
9. THOUGHTS
10. Suicidal dog; rated g
11. crazy language
12. Re: crazy language
13. define the following: lagoon
14. definition. (rated R for language)
15. The C Bible
16. Hydrogen Bomb (in German)
17. more German
18. Another "Germlish" definition
19. sick but true (gallows Humor)

1. Another "Germlish" definition
2. Re: Another "Germlish" definition
3. The Hyphen <adult>
4. Inoffensive
5. russian or german
6. Re: Another "Germlish" definition
7. More German-esque humor
8. Real Programmers Dont Use PASCAL Part#3 (Computer Humor PG)
9. Re: More German-esque humor
10. A Day in Superville
11. russian or german
12. Entrance test to the School of Wisdom <Mulla story>
13. Preschool joke
14. 2nd grade joke
15. Call for lawyer jokes
16. Lawyer jokes
17. LAWYER JOKE
18. Life 1.S A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago
19. Lawyer Joke - Sort of - Some sex - Some Golf

1. Brassiere - another definition
2. Math joke
3. darkroom list (inuendo)
4. Another preschool joke
5. Thanks - and a joke(XX)
6. HEAVEN. WONT OFFEND
7. Preschool joke
8. sex <no rude words>
9. Microsoft Jokes
10. Age
11. Life 1.S A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago
12. Joke Request
13. Men Jokes
14. WAY WAY WEST!
15. guy
16. Pearly Gate (?)joke
17. Re: Another preschool joke
18. HUMOR has 1000 members; Poly-linguistic humor

1. For Fred Haan - Over the hill jokes
2. The Indian crab

1. Understanding light <Mulla Nasrudin>
2. Poly-linguistic humor: knowledge of adult things required
3. Re: Another preschool joke

1. Real Programmes Dont Use PASCAL Part#4 (Computer Humor PG)
2. another preschool joke
3. Rain Joke (G)
4. lawyers
5. Reorganization (G)
6. signs and sayings
7. Sessions
8. Favorite Sign
9. stupid jokes, pg-13
10. *Mullah and the Gold Coins*
11. Whats the difference ......
12. Life 1.T A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago
13. HUMOR rules and a political chuckle
14. Mixed metaphor (suggestive but with no foul language)
15. PMS
16. LAYWER JOKES

1. Incontinence
2. Re: Favorite Sign
3. City Hall (G)
4. Re: Favorite Sign
5. Real Programmers Dont Use PASCAL Part#5 (Computer Humor PG)
6. Slight correction
7. Another Sign
8. A problem in the making
9. Why??????
10. favorite sign
11. favorite sign
12. Poly-linguistic humor; knowledge of adult things required
13. Favorite sign
14. Ethnic, (G)
15. Suggestion for HAL
16. Sweater Joke (G)
17. Health Care Joke (sexual content)
18. Anecdote: Im open!
19. English language idioms
20. Ethnically insensitive humor
21. Re: Favorite Sign
22. Medical humor <the 2nd one is really sick>
23. Re: Favorite sign
24. Mature Math (sexual innuendo)

1. Nun jokes - The Weekend confession
2. PP.PRESS/Barneys Breakfast/Part 1 of 2
3. aspirin/suppository
4. signs
5. Re: Miracle baby
6. AFRICAN STORY
7. Signs
8. ONE MORE WHYIZIT (fwd)
9. Real Programmers Dont Use PASCAL Part#6 (Computer Humor PG)
10. Humor from the newspaper
11. Oh those Hottotrots
12. Life 1.U A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago
13. This cant be real, can it? (PG-13) Lawyer joke (?)
14. Movie Plot (PG)

1. Plastic surgery
2. Art v. Nature <Mulla Nasrudin>
3. Re: Medical humor <the 2nd one is really sick>
4. PP.PRESS/Barneys Breakfast/Part 2 of 2
5. bumper sticker
6. HP Cafeteria Part#1/2 (Computer Humor PG)
7. My favorite signs; one likely to offend religious
8. Life 1.U A collection of clean humor gather eight years ago
9. SIGNS AND SAYINGS (PG
10. PP.PRESS/Barneys Breakfast/Part 2 of 2
11. Constipation
12. SIGNS
13. FAVORITE SIGNS
14. International boobs (PG-13) (fwd)
15. Constipation
16. Automatic daemon reply to "Did the RAPTURE happen without me??"
17. humor
18. signs
19. Re: Favorite Sign
20. Signs (G)

1. Mail
2. APRES MOI LE ... (fwd)
3. A question for our British subscribers
4. LITERARY LICENSE (fwd)
5. Re: A question for our British subscribers
6. Another sign and a pig joke; joke rated PG-13 (sex)
7. Medical Terminology
8. PG-30something
9. Re: A question for our British subscribers
10. The Perfect Program (G rated)
11. flooding/religion

1. More button humor (clean)

1. Fishing (G)
2. Subway Sign (G)
3. An Army Daffy-nition (Rated G)
4. So Long Saddam
5. 2 lawyer jokes (PG-13 Little bit of sexual content)
6. Poly-linguistic humor from EUNET
7. Australian jokes <ethnic humor>

1. Albino
2. Before I tell you <Mullas wit & wisdom>
3. HP Cafeteria Part 2/2 (Computer Humor PG)
4. favorite signs
5. Textbook (G)
6. Light Bulbs (fwd)
7. Silly (G)
8. hunky hurricane (innuendo); naive politican; gentle rural humor.
9. Spellchecker (clean)
10. Shaggy dog story; rated G
11. More poly-linguistic humor (vulgar)
12. SYSTEMS & PROGRAMMING POSITION QUALIFICATIONS

1. Shaggy dog story; rated G - Alternative
2. Lawyer Quote (G)
3. Are You a Techno-Dweeb? (The TEST) (PG)
4. Sign (clean)
5. more coffee mugs
6. nun joke (mild R for punch line language
7. Daffynition of a Cow (Rated G)
8. project management
9. Why shaggy dog?
10. Life 1.V A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
11. STUPID JOKES
12. MORE BOOKS
13. MORE BOOKS (contd)
14. more books
15. MORE BOOKS
16. more books
17. Bawdy humor (3 examples)
18. Proctology

1. STUPID JOKES
2. Bawdy humor (3 examples)
3. Books and Authors
4. wedding
5. Cover Up (G)
6. more books/other joke/pg-13
7. Product Announcement
8. Sign (clean)
9. The Statues (vulgarity)
10. Hard times

1. bumpersticker
2. Dead or alive <the Mullas logic>
3. Generally tasteless jokes <BE WARNED>
4. Political Bumper Sticker
5. Clean (U.K) Woolly
6. Trendy but Clean
7. Famous books never written
8. How to deal with flooding
9. bumpersticker
10. Project Managers (PG)
11. Re: bumpersticker (rude language)
12. Nerd jokes
13. My Favorite Bumper Sticker
14. Secret to success
15. Highway 101
16. Re: Nerd jokes
17. sign fun (clean)
18. Mildly amusing idioms
19. Life 2.1 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
20. Bumperstickers
21. Re: Bumperstickers
22. PG13 Not that offensive
23. lawyer joke
24. Highway 101 (continued)
25. Re: Nerd jokes
26. Joke - Rated R
27. Rated (G) for Great Joke!
28. Bumpersticker (rude language)
29. Happy 50th, Mick
30. political spoof
31. operating systems

1. Re: operating systems
2. The new army
3. unbelievable
4. Army (rather disgusting)
5. Re: bumpersticker
6. Re: operating systems
7. Some more starnge laws.....
8. Life 2.1 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
9. CHOW BABY
10. Bad news/Good news
11. Punch line
12. Punch line
13. another bar joke
14. Re: Punch line
15. C string joke
16. legless dog
17. splitting grammar
18. Amiga-Dos.
19. Sign
20. The Plan (cleaned up as to language)

1. Nationalities Jokes
2. Dah Ayteen botthils
3. Turk/Armenian humor <crude>
4. FOR LIBERATED WOMEN ONLY!
5. Political humor
6. Whos Socrates <The Mullas answer>
7. Parachute Joke