The Humor List Postings for August 1993

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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1. PG-13 -- May be mildly offensive to some..
2. Sunday humor
3. Limbaugh satire (rudeness alert)
4. tent preacher (cute)
5. LAST QUAYLE JOKE (fwd)
6. no gnus...

1. an exerpt...
2. Psycho
3. British army.
4. Nationality Jokes
5. Car names...
6. Rules for PASSWORD SELECTION
7. <No Subject Given>
8. Lines from Stand-up Comics
9. Fortran code..
10. Diving-n-Drinking Monkey (sexual content)
11. Idea-Mildly sexual Text-Clean
12. Lawyer joke
13. another lion joke (bad pun/bad word)
14. Creation of Black Holes
15. American political humor

1. To Lorelei E. Peters
2. Apocalypses Now
3. Allegory <Mulla>
4. two cats
5. Exerpt from Horror film..
6. Sexist (with sex, of course)
7. myth
8. Flying Farmer (rated G)
9. Train (R)
10. Shells
11. <No Subject Given>
12. Sign
13. George Carlin on Abortion
14. Sign
15. Boiled rice served with sauce
16. Life 2.2 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
17. A whale of an undertaking
18. stories with a moral (PG-13) (violence)
19. an even worse moral story
20. My favorite limerick
21. Another Sign
22. potato joke (clean but a real groaner)

1. Re: an even worse moral story
2. Rasist (mild)
3. Rasist (strong)
4. Flea experiment (offensive)
5. Russian Jokes
6. Difference between (both vulgar & insensitive)
7. Clintonomics
8. gates humor (G)
9. Commuter Joke (inoffensive)
10. Final Cut (R)
11. Re: My favorite limerick- Offensive to Most!
12. boreland -- this may be true! (adult language)
13. some humorous advice for lovers
14. Pygmies & women <very crude, cute double pun>
15. letter to congressman/one bad word

1. personal growth
2. Church joke
3. Bumpersticker
4. dyslexics
5. Lesbian (rated R)
6. still one more sign! :) (G)
7. Employment Joke (Some language)
8. Bumper sticker
9. Bumper Sticker jokes. (Clean)
10. Ashes to Ashes
11. Top ten ways to annoy your room-mate!
12. country joke (may offend Billy Ray Cyrus fans)
13. Re: Bumpersticker
14. Gilligans Theme Song
15. The same act for different purpose <Mulla speaks>
16. Lawyer bashing (PG)
17. Barney episodes
18. Lawyer Jokes (Questionable)
19. Life 2.3 - A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
20. Humorous advice to scholars <esoteria>

1. Brit/US joke.
2. 3 limericks
3. Agric. Joke (PG/R) & Bumper Sticker
4. shamus joke
5. motor insurance claims
6. Rated G
7. Final Cut theme songs (PG)
8. Re: Final Cut theme songs (PG)
9. Yet Another Bumper Sticker...
10. Professional singing
11. (Sick) What toppings would you like?
12. Re: Final Cut theme songs (PG)
13. rednecks
14. RE: Final cut theme songs(PG)
15. Life 2.3 - A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
16. Humor from comics (1 lawyer)
17. Final Cut
18. Bumper sticker
19. bumper sticker
20. R-rated/offensive to some women
21. Theme songs summarized (PG)
22. Bumper Sticker
23. Re: lIMERICK
24. rated PG Lawyer Joke
25. Bumper Sticker
26. sorry-full bumpersticker
27. Final cut theme songs

1. t-shirt
2. Blessing in disguise <Mulla>
3. Multiple weddings
4. Navy humor <salty>
5. Mottos

1. Telephone songs.
2. WifeSpeek (some language)

1. BECAUSE WE ARE MEN Mildly sexist
2. t-shirt, tennis shoes, and collges jokes
3. fire engine joke
4. Too many sausages (R)
5. Bumper Sticker
6. Movie theme songs < PG >
7. More mottos
8. Idioms <mildly amusing>
9. t-shirts
10. Nothing to Do #1
11. New Space Station

1. Airline service
2. Police
3. bumbstickers
4. sign
5. Nothing to Do #2
6. Musical Terms dictionary
7. Chinese restaurant name combinator
8. Prostitution (may upset Dennys employees)
9. Trivia Grab Bag
10. Twisted mind
11. Polish Joke and Blonde Joke (may offend polish and blondes)
12. Dutch jokes; teasing another (Belgium) minority
13. A feathery tale....
14. Star Trek Humor
15. woman who cut husbands p.... off
16. Dutch jokes; teasing another (Belgium) minority
17. Life 2.4 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
18. Polish & Blonde Jokes (may offend Polish & Blondes)
19. Quotation du jour
20. T-Shirt
21. Daydreaming at Work
22. Wanted: Humerous quotes
23. Re: Wanted: Humerous quotes
24. quotes
25. Re: Wanted: Humerous quotes
26. quotes
27. Re: Wanted: Humerous quotes
28. Rated PG
29. HUMUROUS SAYINGS
30. Village couple beheaded for eloping
31. more t-shirts(adult lang.)
32. humorous sayings

1. Political humor
2. Ethnic (mild sex)
3. Ethnic (SX)
4. Re: Ethnic (SX
5. Quotes (may be sexually offensive to some)
6. Fortune Cookie (adult theme)
7. quote (clean
8. Limerick
9. quote (clean
10. Limerick (mildly offensive) ......
11. Nothing to Do #3 (clean & silly)
12. Quotes from confucious......
13. quotes (slightly offensive)
14. Re: quote (clean
15. Heidi - Hollywood Madam
16. Quote (clean)
17. Confucious
18. Strange But True Names
19. Re: Strange But True Names
20. More place names
21. more places
22. Place names
23. place names
24. Not until the fat lady sings
25. Place Names
26. Fat lady singing--oops
27. Re: source of humor...
28. ha
29. Place Names
30. Re: humorous quotes
31. Tuna Joke
32. Places to Remember
33. More place (contd)
34. Institutionalization; contains some discussion of abortion
35. Place Names
36. Re: Place Names
37. Another quote
38. Re: more places
39. "Funny" names
40. Re: Strange But True Places (Offensive)
41. Exsqueeeze me....
42. Funny rated PG
43. in hand
44. Stange name places
45. Names
46. Place names
47. Arkansas place names
48. more british noun idiosyncracies

1. Strange places....(non offensive)
2. Quotation & epitaph
3. Place names
4. More place names
5. places
6. Newfoundland place names
7. Academy
8. Re: Places to Remember
9. New York Place Names
10. names GA
11. Re: Exsqueeeze me....
12. Town names in Michigan
13. Bank for skinflints
14. More Michigan Cities
15. Really seen
16. Town Joke
17. Idaho towns
18. Re: places
19. Confucius and Place Names
20. Places in Louisiana
21. place names
22. crazy place signs...
23. more on place names...
24. (G)love....(Rated-R)
25. Names
26. Nothing to De # 4 (clean)\
27. Comic Strip Humor (G)
28. 52 Amusing Maryland Town Names
29. gerbil gets flamed (fwd) - sexually explicit and offensive.
30. RE: Hollywood Madam Theme Songs
31. Re: Exsqueeeze me....
32. Re: Places to Remember
33. Re: East China Michigan??
34. VIRGINIA
35. Bill Clinton watch (clean)
36. Quote
37. Last of the Places?
38. Places...

1. Nurse
2. Rather offensive quip
3. Funny place names
4. Strange surnames
5. Nothing to Do #5 (clean)
6. Place names (41 lines)
7. Question Joke
8. Woody Allen Quote
9. Old age
10. Nothing to do at the office?
11. Nothing to do at the office?
12. Pope Joke (may offend Catholics)
13. Life 2.5 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
14. blind dates...part 1
15. GAY JOKE
16. Quayle joke <insensitive>
17. Re: Really seen
18. Graffiti <found in female toilet> :)
19. Shaggy Fish story (clean)
20. Birthdays/Blondes
21. [aa076@medina.freenet.edu: Re: New Hit Song]
22. funny people names

1. A poster
2. yet more strange places
3. Re: Nothing to do at the office?
4. Political humor

1. Request for Deserata parody; plus objoke on BEAUTY UND DER BEAST
2. The other way round - Genglish
3. Collection of crude jokes; various topics
4. NEW SICK LEAVE POLICY
5. Arranged marriage in India ( 50 lines)
6. 6jokes,1limerick & quotes (clean to the bone
7. Town names cont.......
8. Two thingz
9. Re: The other way round - Genglish
10. Compensation Joke
11. Buttons
12. button
13. golf joke. obscene language.
14. overheard...(obscene language...)
15. Twain Quote
16. HUMUROUS SAYINGS
17. 2 "corny" jokes
18. Fundamentalist humor
19. Place Names; Economist Joke
20. Re: Exsqueeeze me....
21. Oh no!!! Not the town names again!!! :)
22. Hog -- oops I mean husband -- calling
23. Re: Exsqueeeze me....
24. Rated R - Sex
25. Bumper Sticker & Car Names
26. True Story (sexual content)
27. Pope Poses Theological Questions
28. Classic Sex (*shouldnt be offensive*)
29. Cartoon Humour
30. Pope Joke
31. Pope
32. STOP learning mathematics now !!!!
33. Army
34. Re: STOP learning mathematics now !!!!
35. More Aristotlean Math
36. Company names
37. strange names
38. Re: Company names
39. Re: strange names
40. Life 2.6 - A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
41. german language translations...
42. Buttons, acronyms; some adult language
43. 1. acronym 2. practical jokes (dont
44. amusing button
45. Drinking song <rude words>
46. Meaning of Life
47. Funeral Home names
48. funeral home name
49. Bags; Practical; Math
50. more wordplay
51. Aptly Named Funeral Parlor
52. Re: Funeral Home names
53. Trivia from the Grag Bag
54. Fencing vs. sex (tasteless)
55. Re: Funeral Home names
56. Toasts <Very Rude Words> (was: Drinking song <rude words> )
57. another vulgar toast
58. Pronounce carefully
59. Carefully pronounce...
60. practical jokes
61. Practical jokes
62. practical joke on tax-payers...
63. Women priests and the Last Supper (clean)
64. DIGEST?
65. medical humour (tasteless)
66. Funeral Home Humour
67. yet another story with a moral (General)
68. Re: Company Names
69. Company Names
70. request for funny toasts
71. toasts/quotes attributed to Mae West
72. lawyer joke (offensive language)
73. Famous last words
74. Re: story with a moral... (*sick humor*)
75. Idioms <mildly amusing>
76. Bageljuice high
77. Mildly* crude knight ditty
78. Graduate School (clean)
79. Life 2.7 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
80. camping inquiry (Offensive)
81. Business names
82. woman (general)
83. Australian Wines?
84. Re: Practical Jokes
85. Re: Practical Jokes
86. Re: Practical Jokes
87. Bridal Toasts
88. Re: *Mildly* crude knight ditty
89. Practical Jokes
90. FOR BK ROGERS
91. Company names
92. Practical jokes
93. Just a rule
94. Where I am from
95. 10 reasons why men should wear skirts

1. business names
2. The Junk Box <a quaint :) poem)
3. PG but sexist
4. Quick witted
5. Mens bathroom signs (sanitary) and ethnic slurs
6. The B.C. Problem, plus confirmation of mice commandos
7. Caustic quote
8. Re: yet another story with a moral (General)
9. Re: strange names
10. Life 2.7 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
11. Impratical Joke
12. Catch Up
13. ASCII picture (not fully innocent)
14. bad day indicator
15. Clinton Joke
16. Idioms <"only" mildly amusing>
17. 20 types in Mens room (mildly offensive)
18. Cynical Physicist
19. smilies (R)
20. More about elephant jokes...
21. bumpersticker
22. names
23. Drunk on a tower
24. Vegetarian Humor...
25. IBM personnel
26. Life 2.7 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
27. Threesome..
28. Re: Practical Jokes
29. Best Ever Rum Cake
30. Practical jokes <a little poem ;-)>
31. Astronomers wife
32. speed of light
33. more on the sun
34. one liner [G]eneral audiences
35. The Pope (might offend catholics)
36. sleep addiction
37. Look before you leap
38. Sign at store (innuendo)
39. WC Field anecdote
40. Clinton and Fords Golf Game
41. Sick" apple joke (short)
42. Cowgirls
43. Elephant joke <CRUDE>
44. Life 2.8 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
45. OLD-MENS-SEX
46. travelling salesman---slightly dirty-not obscene
47. the 3 sisters
48. Pigs/Deer Joke
49. MURPHYS LAWS ON SEX
50. Sperm Bank Defaults-Part 1/2
51. Re: Elephant joke <CRUDE>
52. Another obscene elephant joke
53. Life 2.8 A collection of clean humor gather seven years ago
54. No subject given
55. Quick thinking (PG)
56. Cute childrens humor
57. Baseball joke
58. Dorothy Parker favorites <poems>
59. Woman-A Definition
60. Two flies
61. More drinking humor (clean)
62. Elephant Search Test (part 1 of 2)
63. new kind of sponge <rude>
64. Story: The ultimate software
65. OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE JOKE
66. No subject given
67. Life 2.9
68. woman
69. Story: as I heard it told by a Catholic priest
70. Intercourse
71. I could care less <poetry>
72. Puzzle joke
73. Life 2.9
74. Stupid Sound Jokes
75. Collection of rude jokes
76. micros**t
77. Elephant Search Test <part 2 of 2>
78. Paradise joke (clean)
79. IBM Jokes

1. IBM Joke (short)
2. different kind of modelling
3. Cock a doodle doo, says roster for 46 in dock over cockfight
4. S*** and Religion

1. Wedding dish (sick)
2. FINAL POST && jokes-limerick-quotes
3. More sick and tasteless humor
4. Re: different kind of modelling
5. Sex life of an electron
6. Nothing like the sun <Shakespeare>
7. BLOW JOB !
8. Clean Religious Slam
9. "Yo Mama" jokes
10. slightly ethnic...crude
11. Heavenly irony
12. Re: Heavenly irony
13. Bathroom humor
14. Yet another sign (clean)
15. Product warnings (from Wendy) (fwd)

1. Sexually offensive

1. Politics (G)

1. Slightly ethnic
2. Burma Shave ads <Americana 1950s>
3. 10 commandments humorously done in verse
4. Pat Nixon joke <extremely insensitive>
5. Re: Burma Shave ads <Americana 1950s>
6. Midget sex joke
7. Another Burma Shave Quatrain
8. I wouldnt have bothered calling... (fwd)

1. ANOTHER-PRODUCT
2. A Young Marine and visitng General (clean)
3. marketing R
4. From Turkey again
5. Sexual Content
6. Being a good neighbor <poem>
7. Clean humor !
8. Re: From Turkey again
9. Life 2.A
10. Story: The Flawed Dean
11. A Few Good Ones, Offensive language
12. Insulting to your least favorite college
13. Michigan State replies!
14. Re: Dean Stories
15. Another MSU Joke
16. More barnyard jokes
17. Re: A Few Good Ones, Offensive language
18. Advertising
19. Kids (G)