The Humor List Postings for October 1993

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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1. The PLAIN TRUTH about lightbulbs!
2. "YOU" MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
3. computer dictionary part 3 of 9
4. thoughts on lawyers
5. From the Daily Collegian
6. fw:TOP TEN (9-28-93) (fwd)
7. Mickey humor (Strong language)
8. Actually heard on radio shrink show
9. one more
10. Re: Cow Jokes (clean but guaranteed groaners)
11. Limerick: Offensive, Racist.
12. Jimmy Carter (G)
13. Lightbulbs
14. rednecks
15. TECHNICAL PERSONS PAT ANSWER.
16. Atom joke <rude word>
17. Lesser known programming languages (clean)
18. Little old lady <poem>

1. Peacekeepertoilet wont flush if seats up
2. Re: NOT THE Little old lady <poem>
3. bald jokes
4. Death - The Sequel
5. Bicycle foolishness
6. The English are so nice
7. Old folks and oral sex <CRUDE>
8. Racist, Crude

1. very crude rated r
2. Some Aussie Humor
3. Re: thoughts on lawyers
4. SOUTH-MAY-BE-OFFENSIVE
5. computer dictionary - part 4 of 9
6. Lazarus
7. Joke, rated G maybe a little stereo-typical and
8. Book Jokes
9. Eves apple <poem>
10. rated pg
11. Sexist Q&A
12. "YOU" MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... (remainder)
13. Parachute joke
14. Limerick, clean
15. Answers to "More of the Phrase Game"
16. Dave Barry observations
17. Re: Book Jokes
18. Re: Sexist Q&A
19. How to hunt Elephants!!
20. Andrew Dice Clays Nursery Rhymes
21. Home from the Honeymoon (sexual content)
22. limerick
23. Questions?
24. Re: Andrew Dice Clays Nursery Rhymes
25. More Cow Humor
26. MORE Andrew Dice Clay Poetry
27. Limerick: just barely past G
28. Another elephant joke...kinda disgusting.
29. Re: Limerick, clean
30. Native American joke <some rudeness>
31. wedding night nervousness
32. Life 2.K - A collection of clean humor gather on7 Dec 87
33. Political joke (clean)

1. Re: Dave Barry plus some uk observations <language>
2. Another elephant joke...kinda gross
3. Bosnian Humor
4. Sexist Q&A
5. Re: Andrew Dice Clays Nursery Rhymes
6. Andrew Dice Clays Nursery Rhymes
7. computer dictionary - part 5 of 9
8. Some more clean elephants...
9. MORE BOSNIAN HUMOR
10. Re: Book Jokes
11. Re: Haunted House... (may be religiously offensive)
12. Crazy Halloween Costume
13. Halloween costumes
14. Canadian Waco humor
15. Spell Checker
16. The Other Spell Checker Poem
17. Clean Elephant Joke
18. Truman Humor
19. crude language
20. Halloween
21. More books (insulting to anyone with intelligence)
22. Slightly risque librarian poetry
23. Caveman joke - VERY SEXIST!!!
24. Halloween costume idea
25. offensive to men (hopefully)
26. halloween costumes
27. Re: Peacekeepertoilet wont flush if seats up
28. Fat people humor <commentary>
29. Political joke (clean)

1. Children, the dear sweet things <poem>
2. computer dictionary - part 6
3. Air Head (Formerly Dumb Blond) Jokes
4. From the Daily Collegian
5. Sexist Q&A
6. dumb blonde
7. re Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhymes:
8. <No Subject Given>
9. Even More Books (Insults Animals, Gays, Women, Contains Lewd Language, and is very childish in parts). Now will you read it?
10. Re: Haunted House
11. More on that "castrating" wife...
12. Jesus joke (clean)
13. Greasemanspeak - unbelievably gross and explicit material follows
14. Halloween costume
15. Satirical Chain Letter
16. Sexist joke (clean)

1. Poor girl
2. Re: Help...
3. See Mother run
4. Travelling Salesman
5. Yankees
6. Catholic Priest < Sick, preverted , but timely>
7. Sexist Q&A
8. Concert cond.
9. Religous Golf
10. limmerick
11. computer dictionary - part 7 of 9
12. A few more elephants
13. signs & a polish joke
14. Life 2.L - A collection of clean humor gather: 11 Dec 87
15. The Trivia Grab Bag
16. Re: (RUMMELH@USCN) fat people humor <commentary>
17. Real truth; relative truth <Mulla>
18. Update - re Chain Letter

1. TRUE STORY!
2. More Franglais Jokes
3. computer dictionary - part 8 of 9
4. Sexist Q&A
5. mildly sexist
6. <No Subject Given>
7. Immigrants and new culture
8. Ethnic mocking <rude to targets>
9. Re: Haunted House
10. Another canibal
11. Parrot Joke (Clean)
12. Is it me? <Mulla Nasrudin>
13. Ketchup
14. Re: Another canibal

1. Language, sex, etc.
2. Short ones (clean)
3. answer: WOMEN & COWS
4. What do MEN say about WOMEN ?
5. Comps
6. <No Subject Given>
7. Home from the Honeymoon (sexual content)
8. Taglines from the Internet

1. Masturbation joke.
2. Death of Barney
3. Reincarnation (ever so slightly offensive perhaps)
4. Re: Barney SUCKS
5. Re: Barney SUCKS
6. Reincarnation (ever so slightly offensive perhaps)
7. Etymology of the word grok
8. Sexist Joke (gross, offensive, immature)
9. Looking for eggs <Mulla>
10. Oxygen (was Re: Etymology of the word grok)
11. More shorties (clean)
12. Re: lindas shorties

1. Re: lindas shorties
2. OK, Ill change the subject
3. Sexual Content, Stereotypical
4. Holmes & Watson, Explicit, Offensive to fruit (both types)
5. CHUNNEL(Underground tunnel) - (Clean)
6. Homer Simpson
7. The Bitten Ear <Mulla>
8. original limericks
9. Deer Hunting Schedule (clean)
10. clean, NOT sexist
11. Life 2.M A collection of clean humor gather: 12 Jan 88

1. Child thinking
2. Clean Catholic Confessional
3. Pedophile Joke (offensive to catholics)
4. Top Ten Lists for October 5 - October 7
5. Re: More Franglais & Very offensive to Hamsters & Sellotape
6. Broken Pecker Joke (sexual)
7. More Micheal Jackson jokes
8. Religious team names
9. Dog joke - clean (mostly)
10. Dahmer (gross)
11. a new old version of an old joke
12. Life 2.M A collection of clean humor gather: 12 Jan 88
13. A slightly dirty joke
14. Sexist Q&A
15. Auburn
16. Offensive to Epileptics!
17. Tagline from the Internet
18. Academic joke <researchers beware>
19. help

1. help
2. Silly Jokes?
3. STOP SILLY JOKES - dirty joke.
4. Murphys Laws on Sex (relatively clean)
5. Re: Andrew Dice Clays Nursery Rhymes
6. Lets give the usual victims a break, and offend a different group today
7. CLEAN JOKE FOR HANI
8. Offensive to dead babies
9. Clinton
10. Terms for your dictionary....(G, Clean)
11. isms
12. Sexist (but clean) Q&A
13. About the sex jokes...
14. Soup stories <Mulla>
15. Irish joke
16. French nun and hot dogs <sexually suggestive>
17. Chevy Chase Show Status
18. Re: Silly joke (if youre Polish)
19. Taglines from the internet
20. Life 2.N A collection of clean humor gather on 25 Jan 88
21. Nietzsche and Menopause
22. Doctors
23. Comics page shorties

1. Shark <poem>
2. What is politics?
3. Murphys laws of sex
4. Bumper Sticker
5. St. Kirk (Was: Junk Mail)
6. What about "x does it y"
7. Examination of Offensive
8. Another explicit one/Adam and Eve Joke
9. Re: What about "x does it y"
10. Gruesome puns
11. sexist?)
12. Toilet humour
13. Soviets/Insults/Do It/Puns
14. Philosophy
15. BAD!!!
16. Re: STOP SILLY JOKES
17. Dog Joke
18. yet another horrible pun
19. Sexist (crude) Q&A
20. x,y and G rated
21. gross
22. Clean !! (perhaps REMOTELY sacrilegious)
23. x does it y...
24. silly jokes
25. Polish Gay Guy.
26. Mens bathroom walls
27. A goose, a duck and a lawyer (slightly offensive)
28. Poems about Love & marriage
29. On using the "lowest bidder" (PG-13) (Medical humor)
30. Re: What about "x does it y"

1. Who is the boss!!
2. M15+
3. R rated sort of.
4. Sick joke....Well for some maybe
5. A does it with B
6. Rabbi playing golf
7. Misc Stuff
8. Offensive to I dont know who
9. Re: Offensive to I dont know who
10. From the Daily Collegian
11. A politically correct story
12. mildly ethnic+language, not offensive unless you look for it
13. mildly ethnic
14. Latex
15. <No Subject Given>
16. very dirty, and messy too.
17. Limericks (offensive - R)
18. Things Ive seen posted on restroom walls
19. Politically un-correct Little Red Riding Hood (Caution: Language)
20. In the midst of beauty <Mulla>
21. "do it"
22. Do it with...
23. Limerick, sexist, mildly offensive
24. Vile, disgusting, Im ashamed of myself
25. Offensive to ... non-smokers ?
26. speaking of dogs...a pet story (harsh language!!)
27. its a psyc joke
28. another version of Theresas dog joke
29. A dog by any other name
30. Re: Politically un-correct Little Red Riding Hood (Caution: Language)
31. Re: silly jokes
32. Gay nun joke <crude>
33. A Day Off (clean)
34. Re: Things Ive seen posted on restroom walls
35. daisy the camel (sexual content)
36. oops!
37. Re: Gruesome punsy

1. bathroom wall reading
2. Song, variation on a theme, fun!
3. Taglines from the internet
4. Silly law for the day
5. <No Subject Given>
6. Censorship on the humor list.

1. beds
2. Re: beds
3. Questions about heterosexuals <satire>
4. This pun tops them all....
5. gruesome punsey

1. Offensive to innocent Red Riding Hoods
2. just one post each day
3. offensive to limbless people
4. Beer festival...
5. <No Subject Given>
6. Latin Humor (the language)
7. "do it",+more Jewish mothers
8. Grafitti
9. more offensive to limbless people jokes
10. graffitti humor -- sexual content
11. Re: Latin Humor
12. Dog by cat <poem>
13. Re: offensive to limbless people
14. offensive to limbless people
15. pussy poem - [G]eneral audiences (yes! really! [G]!)
16. medical texts
17. Top Ten Lists (fwd)
18. Limerics (sexual content)
19. Gruesom punsy
20. X does it with B
21. Redneck
22. Mildly Offensive <Anti-Female>
23. x does it y
24. OLD ... ETC.
25. Old ... who
26. humorous headlines.....
27. Re: medical texts
28. Re: call for waitress jokes (mildly offensive language)
29. Signs (G)
30. Life 2.P A collection of clean humor gather on: 1 Feb 88
31. straight from the South--trucker jokes--sexual content
32. Netiquette <satire>
33. Who is the boss <CRUDE>

1. Wish <Racist>
2. Re: latin humor + misc crudish stuff
3. Animals & eyes (Clean, un-offensive, not sick, really!)
4. RE:Latin Jokes
5. Old ... never die
6. Re: Oscar Meyer (LANGUAGE)
7. Re: Signs (G)
8. chemists
9. Golf Joke (G)
10. Latin humor
11. Fem Offensive
12. Offensive to virtually everyone (dead babies)/do-it/political humor
13. bumper sticker -clean -
14. Re: offensive to limbless people
15. Sexist (clean) Q&A
16. Re: Latin humor
17. Re: offensive to limbless people
18. CLEAN JOKE
19. disney joke (offensive to fans)
20. Descartes
21. older folk
22. bumper stickers
23. Never told the truth <Mulla>
24. Lightly Offensive to Homosexuals
25. West Virginia living (mildly offensive to that states residents)

1. Subjects Wanted!
2. limerick (clean)
3. Re: limerick (clean)
4. limerick-=dirty
5. Latin innuendo
6. Kentucky Moms letter to her son
7. Dolphins/Elvis
8. Rooster Bob
9. A dirty joke
10. A ship at sea.....
11. Psychology pun
12. Re: West Virginia living (mildly offensive to that states residents)
13. Birthday
14. offensive to those in monastic orders
15. Bumper stickers
16. Limrick (not meant to offend anyone, ok? *Smile* )
17. in a perfect world...
18. Favorite bumper sticker
19. Bud scale (offensive to feminists)
20. bumper stickers
21. Symptoms of being an authority...
22. Jack Schitt
23. Crude sex joke!!
24. POPEYE JOKE
25. Re: "Beavis N-Buthead
26. Re: GRUESOME PUNSY
27. answers to the third "phrase game"
28. limerick (sexual)
29. Netiquette <SATIRE>
30. <No Subject Given>
31. B & B
32. old
33. Hotel
34. Re: limerick (NOT clean)
35. Butthead and flaming and first-post and netiquette (but funny)
36. Life 2.Q A collection of clean humor gather on: 8 Feb 88
37. Re: Latin Innuendo...
38. Redneck Christmas
39. Then Dont Read It!
40. Offensive Japanese
41. Worm Problem (slightly offensive language)

1. Bad for boys <clean>
2. Bedroom golf (Rating: Mild R)
3. Sex Jokes
4. Tagline from the Internet
5. stereotypical joke
6. Soap Dilema
7. Offensive to big low pressure systems
8. zap
9. "Im from the Bronx"
10. "G" rated button saying
11. true story
12. Jewish joke -- possibly offensive but I doubt it
13. Gas, nits, and yesterdays conversation
14. Life 2.Q A collection of clean humor gather on: 8 Feb 88
15. Maybe slightly offensive to bird lovers
16. Wasted Resources/Missed Opportunities (G)
17. fw:Top Ten List for 10/19/93 (fwd)
18. most out of a dime..PG-13
19. Secretaries (G) and Sex (R for language)
20. Re: First Post
21. Amusement Analysis
22. AIDS joke
23. Groaner - Clean
24. Punny jokes and a dirty limerick
25. response to Limerick abot Venus
26. Re: GRUESOME PUNSY

1. Proverbs
2. World Religions Explained
3. daffy definitions
4. More Latin innuendo
5. Re: Latin humor
6. 3 people in a hot desert...
7. Netiquette satire
8. Offensive to Polish people, but it must be OK because my dad told it
9. andrew
10. Whiner
11. some short jokes--some rather offensive
12. Test
13. Top Ten List for 10/20/93 (fwd)
14. National Secretaries Association
15. Funny news story about flying and sex <adult theme>
16. Re: big eyes
17. Contains the medical term for male sexual organ
18. Another Trivia Grab Bag <Rated "PC">
19. Onsite Service Technicians Nightmare (fwd)
20. Last Wishes. Offensive to 17th century European explorers.
21. REVOLTING

1. Sick Sex Jokes
2. Re: stereotypical joke #
3. May be offensive to Homosexuals
4. Car, Philosophy, Mixed Marriages (all clean)
5. Pun - may be offensive to bird lovers
6. to be put on the spot <adult situation>
7. Meaning of Life (offensive to star and Beethoven haters, non-drinkers and certain individuals on this humor list)
8. Clinton Bashing
9. Offensive to Women
10. Gay joke -- offensive language -- insults intelligence of frogs.
11. Center of the universe <poem>
12. This is a test

1. limerick
2. 12 Candidates for management positions.
3. Gay joke <crude>
4. gee, only $5??
5. Guy walks into bar...(Rated NC-17)
6. Dont be too prodigal
7. taglines

1. The *World* Series 1993, eh.
2. The *World* Series 1993, eh.
3. Tasteless & dirty jokes
4. Another talking dog joke (clean, groaner)
5. Do dead mean bleed? <Mulla>
6. Limbaugh to replace Chevy Chase <American politics>
7. COULD BE OFFENSIVE TO PRESIDENTS
8. Top Ten ELF Pickup Lines (Clean)
9. Bad Relief Pitching
10. a limerick about limericks (clean)
11. Offensive Jokes
12. Dirty limmerick
13. offensive to clintons
14. Life 2.R A collection of clean humor gather on: 18 Feb 88
15. Sex, language, quite gross
16. Re: Life 2.R A collection of clean humor gather on: 18 Feb 88

1. Dumb robbers
2. Various and sundry, some offensive to Jewish American Princesses
3. offensive to women, esp. feminists
4. Drive ins
5. Paedophiles, flashers, language, body parts, Women with PMT, elephant, Royalty
6. clean (sorry!) inoffensive math limerick
7. Re: clean (sorry!) inoffensive math limerick (another one)
8. Re: Offensive Jokes
9. clean (sorry!) inoffensive math limerick
10. halloween (mildly offensive language)
11. Sex Joke
12. Dumb Jokes (G)
13. Funeral parlor?
14. religous - humorous
15. Drive ins
16. Religous - humorous
17. Life 2.R A collection of clean humor gather on: 18 Feb 88
18. Funeral parlor?
19. A play called Who Is Milo Miles?
20. Re: Paedophiles, flashers, language, body parts, Women with PMT, elephant, Royalty (fwd)
21. Teaching Metric (G)
22. Christianity joke... may be offensive to some.

1. Dumb robber / clever prank
2. Clean Golf yoke
3. Re: Explanation (?!??) and another elephant coming objoke
4. Goolkeeper & Women !!
5. Bomb joke. "Last words", etc, may be offensive
6. A-bomb limerick?
7. Bomb joke..
8. The golfer and the frog!
9. Top Ten List for 10/25/93 (fwd)
10. Political Ideologies (been around for a while)
11. Offensive to Clinton Supporters & Blondes
12. Top Ten List for 10/21/93 (fwd)
13. variations on themes inspired by previous posts
14. Students History of the World
15. Comforting thought <poem, satire>
16. Clean, clean, clean!
17. Bumper Stickers (May offend some people)
18. Flame form <naughty words>
19. nother cartoon
20. some limericks
21. Clinton

1. believability, North Dakota, Bird, ghosts, fundementalist, Phsycic
2. Heard on the radio
3. Eagles
4. One day in court (Refers to eating eagles, condors, baby seals)
5. offensive to fowl, S & M
6. Another bumper sticker
7. Football Joke
8. Elephants, ...and more : non-offensive
9. Smuggling <Mulla>
10. may be offensive to Jewish people
11. COMMENT: Request & You know your getting old....
12. Life 2.S A collection of clean humor gather on: 3 Mar 88
13. Bumper Sticker - Offensive to Barney Fans and Dinosaurs
14. Re: Eagles
15. RACIST
16. Want to sell ad
17. Limerick

1. Want to sell ad
2. Crocodile and man II [Keywords: Sex,old women, animals]
3. EEC
4. Un-Joke
5. Politically correct NFL and what IS cricket?
6. Pickup Line
7. Pickup Line
8. Pickup Lines (contains some strong language)
9. Bumper sticker - clean
10. Halloween Groaners (G)
11. pickup lines
12. Things to do when the system goes down......
13. RE pickup lines
14. Netiquette <satire>
15. Pickup lines
16. Montana Cowboy Hygiene
17. We real cool <generationally offensive>
18. How long since you had sex & the farmers daughter <2 jokes>
19. Dr. Death costume
20. pickup lines -- part 2
21. A three hour tour?
22. Re: Pickup Line
23. pick-up lines
24. Pickup lines
25. sexual content - thing found in dark places
26. National Condom Week <R rated for "Rude">
27. Re: Dont be too prodigal
28. pickup lines
29. Sexist Q&A (gross)
30. Helmets and anteaters, and fish (sexual situations)
31. Sex joke
32. Personal ad (clean)

1. This pirate walks into a bar......
2. Weird news
3. PICKUP LINES (OFFENSIVE)
4. Best and Worst Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women
5. Totally Clean: Computer; Product; Warranties; Theft; Lawyer
6. Re: National Condom Week <R rated for "Rude">
7. Nice Rejoinder (May Be Offensive)
8. PROSTITUTE (STRONG LANGUAGE)

1. set those clocks
2. Re: PICKUP LINES
3. I.R.S. Joke(PG) Language
4. Slut Joke (R rating)
5. more Halloween humor
6. The bull was gored by the cow <Mulla>