The Humor List Postings for December 1993

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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1. Festive one-liner
2. Several Nuns, Convents etc (starts off clean gradually gets more base)
3. Safe Hobbies
4. Nuns...Language, maybe offensive.
5. xmas joke
6. Missed targets!
7. Limerick (Clean!)
8. more abandond convent riddles
9. Letterman Top Ten List for 11/29/93 (fwd)
10. none. 1 naughty word
11. The Mulla Kyle Understands Grammar. Sort of.
12. The abandoned convent ... now the truth can be told (offensive)
13. Black and White...up and down (clean)
14. Art exhibit <crude>
15. More Nunsense
16. Re: college pranks
17. Michael Jackson (crude)
18. Dont forget the back door? <Mulla>
19. Yet another nun joke--mildly offensive
20. Netiquette <satire>
21. Abandon Convent Joke Number (?)
22. Talking Dirty (PG)
23. Nun of that now! (clean)
24. Words that dont make sense. Clean.
25. Nun joke.
26. suprize ending...rated G, slightly racial
27. Words that dont make sense. Clean.
28. good! God/nun joke, not much abandoned convent
29. Silly
30. Coffee, anyone? (G)
31. Did I hear this one on this list? nun joke
32. Re: xmas joke

1. Abandoned convent stuff (clean)
2. offensive to policemen
3. Racist joke
4. kansas, sort of (mildly adult language)
5. Audience - GP
6. Offensive to Clinton supporters
7. Rush Limbaugh <political humor>
8. Gross, disgusting; bonus convent joke
9. Skin Tuck (clean)
10. Golf on Sunday....Offensive language.
11. Nun Joke .. (Slightly Dirty)
12. Jokes for 18 and above
13. abandoned convent riddle
14. Life 3.6 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jun 88
15. Re: abandoned convent riddle
16. really G-rated joke
17. Real news - I wouldnt make this up
18. Re: Rush Limbaugh
19. 3 blonde jokes <rude>

1. Unabandoned convent, Sara Pippelini.
2. Bathroom wisdom <rude>
3. Sniglets 3...
4. Innocent 8 year olds (PG)
5. May be offensive to mice and cats
6. Letterman Top Ten List for 11/30/93 (fwd)
7. The abandoned convent on Elm Street (offensicv
8. JOKE: One morning at the breakfast table
9. Barney the New Age Demon, the New Age Demon
10. da Rushman
11. Re: Signoff
12. Horror-scope <rude; some gay offensive material>
13. boxer, tape, irs
14. Free Trade
15. Reasons why I cant go out with you....
16. Blonde Checkout Girl
17. Tom Swifties
18. Dumb Jokes (G)
19. Rush humor (redundancy)
20. Classroom joke PG-17
21. Business joke about rich Republicans <1950s>
22. Follow up to Barney story-s
23. 2: 1 obscure, 1 obscene

1. medical dictionary for the ignorant
2. Scottish guy walks into a bar...
3. Rush Limbaugh <rude>
4. Geography (clean)
5. Talking Dirty
6. Barney (possibly offensive to gays)

1. Healing! <religious joke>
2. More trek jokes
3. American political humor <Republicans>
4. Offensive to Michaels fans
5. The Authors Residence <news story>

1. pun second try
2. Re: nunsense
3. Tom Swifties
4. A mind....
5. From the Daily Collegian
6. Barney song
7. Dan Quayle
8. Re: Amtrak Florida accident
9. Abortion R 15s
10. The only Tom Swiftie I know
11. cartoon laws
12. Convent humor
13. Pun
14. nun joke
15. Elephant joke & a journalism one-liner <oldies>
16. The mind
17. Life 3.7 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jun 88
18. too tense

1. Re: Pun request
2. Various
3. Sniglets 4 (final)
4. Dan Quayle 2
5. Letterman Top Ten List for 12/2/93 (fwd)
6. Tom Swifties
7. Re: Request for pun
8. The Mind is...
9. Silly Rabbi!!!
10. It was shaped like an egg <Mulla>
11. The Genesis of a plan....
12. black,white & red
13. python
14. Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
15. Re: Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
16. Rush L.
17. jokes: maybe offensive to disab
18. What not to name your dog
19. You momma is so... (could be offensive)
20. Would you like fries with that? (Story: PG)
21. <No Subject Given>
22. Re: Yo9 Mama9s So....(Could be offensive)
23. Hugh joke
24. Yo mamma so...
25. Mamma Joke (no sex or "dirty" words)

1. Twits
2. Be specific; suggestion box
3. You asked
4. More on Mama and Psychos. (explicit language)
5. Comet-ethnic&sexual meaning
6. Re: Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
7. Croatia, offensive.
8. Innocent 8-year olds (PG)
9. Re: Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
10. misc (includes suggestive material)
11. Im sorry.
12. Various
13. yo mama
14. Letterman Top Ten 12/3/93 (fwd)
15. Yo Mama Finishes (somewhat offensive)
16. Yo MAMA So.....
17. Christmas joke
18. May be offensive to Clinton supporters
19. Naughty (language) third grade joke - (R)
20. YO MAMA
21. Danny Boy 3
22. Yo Mama (may offend insects)
23. A Funny Chain Letter
24. Job application question <sex>
25. Re: Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
26. Re: Gods (or the systems) failings. (fwd)
27. The Chain
28. Your mama
29. Mother Jokes.....
30. PHIL THE WANDERING FLAMINGO
31. even more Python
32. Re: Clinton joke
33. Incest Joke (Rated R)
34. Lawrence Welk Joke
35. Political joke :-)
36. not a joke
37. When you were born....
38. Clinton jokes
39. Have you ever had one of those days?
40. Adult fast food joke...

1. ian alderman
2. Economists
3. Re: Answering maching msgs
4. Answering machines
5. Wrong Numbers <R>
6. collegiate chuckles [G]eneral audiences (bad drug usage, though)
7. Re: Ian alderman: and more
8. Letterman Top Ten List for 12/7/93 (9/1/93) (fwd)
9. bear joke - rated G
10. Quayle tells Clinton joke <wacko humor>
11. A Joke
12. Signs Around the World - Pt. 1 (clean)
13. Why there is no Santa Claus...
14. clean birth control
15. Offensive to people who Poop
16. >OLD< jingles
17. Speaking about your mother....
18. CHRISTMAS TURKEY
19. Xmas Joke (G)
20. <No Subject Given>
21. a claculus carol (clean)
22. Limerick <poor males>
23. Old Jingles

1. answering machines (true)
2. Misunderstanding (a bit dirty)
3. Answering Machines ...
4. Hubble Telescope
5. Now this wont hurt a bit...
6. answering machines
7. Limerick (Vile,depraved,Im ashamed of myself)
8. phone humor, teenagers
9. Re: Telephone messages
10. Course evaluations....(G)
11. may be offensive to cats
12. Art of tipping <Mulla Nasrudin>
13. On a plane in the fog.......
14. PARROT JOKE
15. Bobbitt Comment from Letterman
16. Demi Moores Baby Names from Tuesdays show (fwd)
17. how the cardinal sinned <adult>
18. Answering machine message
19. When the going gets tough...
20. US Corps of Engineers RE: Santa
21. Get Over It & Telephone Pranks
22. Re: may be offensive to cats
23. 12 days after Christmas
24. Phone pranks
25. Michael Jackson (PG)
26. Pirate Joke, Not offensive
27. Phone pranks
28. Re: jokes: maybe offensive to disab
29. Unapropriate(sp?) Postings, Offensive Joke R

1. Inappropriate postings & OB Joke...
2. Puzzles by distraction <answers at bottom>
3. Christmas Carol(some offensive)
4. Chinese/Jewish humor <cute>
5. Telephone answer
6. three pigs story -- painful to taxpayers
7. Phone pranks
8. Re: Answering machines
9. Santa Claus and The Three Stooges

1. The REAL Chain Of Command
2. The Man and the Kitten
3. GOT A HOT ROD FORD AND A TWO DOLLAR BILL
4. Enough for the whole glass <mulla>
5. Ofensive to the headless, and to women.
6. Kennedys Assassination: Where Were You?
7. Yo mama
8. "12 Days Of Christmas" Parody
9. Nun joke, Offensive to nuns, women, and fruit.
10. grandparents on music

1. toilet humour (NOT OFFENSIVE!:)
2. Newt joke (VERY OFFENSIVE)
3. disin the dozens
4. Clinton Joke
5. Adult humor & sexual innuendo
6. CHRISTMAS LETTER (GAG LETTER)
7. Re: Answering machine messages...
8. PC Night Before Christmas
9. cheers normisms (G?)
10. Asking for sex <racial reference; adult theme>
11. disgusting joke
12. Yo momma so...
13. jean stories [mildly offensive language]
14. Re: Momma jokes (OFFENSIVE)
15. Depressed Blonde
16. Re: Depressed Blonde
17. Golf joke (might possibly be a wee bit offensive)
18. a cute cat story, too
19. Normisms
20. kilted yaksmen anthem
21. Republican woman <rude>
22. Sado-masochist poem <risque>
23. Old jingles; cordless phones
24. a funny joke
25. Urgent: Looking for previous joke that was sent around.
26. Evil Frosty & Herman the Poison Platypus
27. Of light bulbs and other things
28. Michael Jackson (rude)
29. Political, mild

1. Normisms revisited
2. "Cheers" humour
3. Some Adult humor & Rush-bashing
4. Re: "Cheers" humour
5. <No Subject Given>
6. Puzzles via knowledge <answers at bottom>
7. (and the inevitable Tom Swifties)
8. The philosophers lightbulb
9. Scientific Refutation of Santa
10. Another Carol
11. Jingle bells song
12. Humorous story about Religious Intolerance
13. Middle management decisions (sexual innuendo)
14. Answering machine prank
15. Song Parody (Offensive to Kennedys)
16. more religous humor
17. Trying to buy some music (Story: G)
18. New Priest
19. Farmer John, the cow, and the doctor.....
20. Rappers Hair (G)
21. STORY: Clean, non-offensive
22. Life 3.9 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jun 88
23. I plead the Fifth!
24. Golf and the married man.
25. Tasteless Joke - May offend everyone?
26. The Plan

1. my first time
2. Deteriorata....
3. well-worn theme refurbished? , jOYs of Yiddish
4. O Come All Ye (grateful) Deadheads (clean)
5. Re: The Plan
6. Five Clean Jokes
7. Holy Humor
8. Wives talking about husbands <adult theme>
9. Latin phrases Cicero never said <and for good reason>
10. More answering machines - email version
11. Farmer Joke - Rated G
12. woman
13. unix systems
14. Another stupid joke
15. Jewish humor
16. Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
17. religous humor
18. Offensive to Blacks & mexicans
19. Religious joke
20. L.A. MATH TEST--RATED R
21. Old people <adult>
22. Re: Michael Jackson (rude)
23. EMPLOYEE EVAL FORM

1. PC Carol
2. Sherlock Holmes and the 3 ladies...
3. Burlar Bells
4. Latin reply, primary school jokes, racist, sexist, stoutist
5. Another re-written Christmas carol (some obscenity)(but not much)
6. sez-me street
7. Whats ....................... (Clean-ish tiny bit of blood)
8. Rudolphs Night Off
9. Michael Jackson (Crude)
10. Another Russian-Jewish-folklore joke
11. Offensive to Jewish People
12. Michael Jackson (R)
13. How to Handle Stress PG
14. Christmas Carol Fun
15. cat humor
16. CARTOON REGARDING BOBBITTS
17. version of jingle bells
18. Religious golf
19. Disgusting College Joke

1. may be offensive to computer scientists
2. Why ask Why?
3. Religious - Offensive to God etc, Sexist (?), offensive to fish
4. Signs in Foreign Countries
5. "Think About it" joke
6. Baseball, Divorce, Computers! (G)
7. David Letterman Top Ten List
8. Another christmas carol (clean)
9. REQUEST: Technical advice on biometallurgy
10. Re: Body metal
11. Re: How to Handle Stress PG - The Stress Diet
12. Soviet Capitalism [non-offensive]
13. *CORRECTED* Rudolphs Night Off (thick replaces thin)
14. Adult Humor
15. Professor/student humor
16. Pettyophile joke
17. Catholic humor (offensive)
18. Arkansas Medical Dictionary
19. Marriage proposal
20. An Old West Joke

1. dog humor
2. Excuses, babble
3. Chocolate love letter <poem>
4. Tourning Swarthmore <more funnies from the net>
5. Republican campaign strategy
6. lame joke (offensive to drunk people who harass bartenders)

1. Gaining every time <Mulla Nasrudin>
2. The Bathroom Wall (Offensive)
3. Macros
4. Islam
5. The Future of Virtual Reality
6. Engineers Joke and You know youre old when...
7. How To Avoid Accidents (G Rated)

1. Sailor story (PG)
2. BOBBIT JOKE
3. childishness and children at Christmas
4. Courtroom humor
5. Calvin & Hobbes Xmas poem (comic)
6. An engineers drinking song <bawdy>
7. Another cat joke
8. (1) complaint (2) Blond joke
9. Airline joke (G) - offensive to Poles
10. Headlines & assorted jokes
11. Re: mississippi courtroom humor
12. Didnt get raise insult <rude>
13. Sexual content - mildly racist (PG)
14. Bernie shwartz - clean
15. Political Jokes (G Rated)
16. Bad medical news <for the over 50 folks>

1. Offensive
2. ridiculous ly clean
3. scientific santa proof
4. Christmas cutie
5. a little story about responsibilities...
6. Things that make Papa proud
7. The twelve bugs of x-mass.......
8. gorilla joke
9. Chat: After-bullfight meal
10. Jewish names
11. Traditional Anniversary Gifts
12. killer colognes
13. Food Humor (G Rated) Berton M Corson
14. GERIATRIC HUMOR
15. joke PG-13

1. Re: scientific santa proof
2. Seasonal, Clean, Irish, unnoffensive. (Hey! an achievement) (Primary school stuff really).
3. VULGAR AIDS HUMOR
4. Officer Bill and the Station wagon.......
5. cute
6. offensive to harelips
7. Signs & Notices
8. Farmer joke (Vulgar)
9. Michael Jackson
10. Western joke
11. 100 ways to drive your roommate nuts PART II
12. Packwood vs. Qualyle Spelling Contest
13. Save Money at the Barber (G Rated)
14. may be offensive to Clintonites

1. 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR TECHNICIANS
2. Letterman on the Trump wedding
3. Mis-definition
4. ridiculously clean chicken
5. Christmas questionaire
6. True line
7. Bar Joke - Mildly Offensive
8. French humor

1. Letterman PG-13 adult content list
2. ribald humor
3. After Christmas Advice (G Rated)
4. Re: Virus Warning Signs
5. too much holiday cheer
6. Christmas Greetings
7. HAIRLIP JOKE

1. Poletics Joke (Offensive to Dictators)
2. double trouble
3. Alaskan Pun (G Rated) Berton M Corson
4. clean chicken

1. Re: Alaskan Pun (G Rated) Berton M Corson
2. twas the night before Xmas (crude).

1. Letterman top 10 list
2. Risque Little Old Lady Joke
3. Happy Holidays (fwd)
4. court humor ( clean
5. Personal ad <poem>
6. Penis envy <sexuality in poetic form>
7. Medical talk in the courtroom
8. Quotation for 1993 (Am political humor)

1. Typical blonde joke
2. Offensive to chickens
3. Polish & whorehouse jokes (2)
4. Court talk <humorous questions & answers>

1. Letterman top 10 duckhunting list
2. Mind Slipping (Clean)
3. whore house joke.
4. may be offensive to Native-Americans
5. Football joke

1. Ethnic Humour
2. The young bull & the old bull <classic locker-room humor>
3. Jesus and Elvis (clean)
4. Ribald grammar
5. On Feminine Hygiene