The Humor List Postings for January 1994

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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1. A Roosters Life (Farm Humor)
2. 5 elephant jokes
3. Crying too much <rude language>
4. You cant borrow it <Mulla Nasrudin>

1. Letterman Bottom 10 drinks
2. Miami crime humor
3. Pope wants to meet the Virgin Mary <profane>

1. Ethnic joke on murders: You be the judge of offensiveness
2. Anti-feminist, pro-feminist humor
3. The circus came to town: long joke
4. Humor for 8 year olds.
5. Whered the last brick go?
6. Theater Joke
7. Q & A humor (clean)
8. Smoking and pets on the bus
9. Michael Jackson Humor (Somewhat offensive)
10. Childhood jokes about sex <oldies>
11. Absolutely Gross Jokes
12. Personal & Confidential (True)
13. Stupid Dictator

1. The old guy and the fact of life joke
2. A Key to Scientific Research Literature
3. Offensive Michael Jackson Joke
4. hunters dilemma
5. football humor
6. Not a very nice joke. (PG-13)
7. picture puzzle! (OFFENSIVE!)
8. Old folks and sex <an oldie>
9. money jokes

1. Exam jokes (clean)
2. letterman, etc. lists
3. Disorders <amusing origins of words>
4. US politics and sex inextricably divided...
5. Philosophers drinking song <rude words>
6. <No Subject Given>
7. Offensive to lambs, lions, circus trainers, circus patrons
8. Lawyers (PG)
9. Sperm (X)
10. Bra sale and stupid remark--clean
11. 1 joke
12. BRAS - CLEAN, SORTA
13. Life 3.A A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
14. Boring sex <rude>
15. Re: Politics & Ethnic

1. Sex & v. sick
2. Sex Education
3. A conversation between an Rabbi and a Priest....
4. BRAS...
5. another German joke
6. Blondes revenge
7. Re: Blondes revenge
8. Food for thought
9. Blondes revenge (fwd)
10. More Food for Thought
11. Drunk
12. Blonde :-)
13. Prodigal son
14. med school quotes
15. Signs & Notices Pt. 4 (clean)
16. Presidential humor (PG-13)
17. flat Cat and a Quote (clean)
18. tasteless, homeless, poor

1. Homeless joke <rich and selfish people may be offended :-)>
2. Rabbits & Hares.
3. Sore throat ! (Clean)
4. (fwd) Notre Dame #2 in BOTH polls
5. Punny Joke
6. art contest (slightly off-color, but hilarious)
7. Brothel - Vulgar offensive to signs
8. Old jokes
9. Re: med school quotes (just a bit risque)
10. Old lawyer jokes and an historical theatrical story
11. Mars joke <Irish and science sensitivities>
12. clean lawyer jokes, offensive to lawyers (?)
13. Memory problem <elderly will love or hate this one>
14. PC fairy tale (may be offensive to extreme left-wingers)
15. Male joke
16. toilet seat
17. Lawfirm
18. Penis song <crudeness alert>
19. <No Subject Given>
20. ONe good chop deserves ...

1. Santa/Satan (sodomy reference)
2. Whitewater-gate
3. Native American Joke
4. Re: Lawfirm #2
5. Offensive to Blacks & Whites .
6. Little Willies
7. Re: Santa/Satan (sodomy reference)
8. Re: Little Willies

1. Letterman top 10 new years resolutions
2. Whats Under The Kilt Joke
3. Adultry Joke (rude,crude,disgusting,foul lang.)
4. Gods vacation <profane>
5. Rockford is Jesus <profane>
6. Insulting to Hispanics
7. 3 classic Bush quotes
8. Crude (and offensive to some)

1. One More Dictators Joke
2. The return and signs of the times
3. Re: COUNTERFIT WARNING
4. Proud to be gay song & faking orgasm <crude>
5. Vinnie and the Cop.....fof story.....
6. Re: Vinnie and the Cop.....fof story.....
7. New Jewish-Catholic religion
8. Re: Drunk
9. Class Time (Clean)
10. Offensive to Lawyers (What, again?)
11. Rejection of SM lifestyle <adult themes>
12. Life 3.B A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
13. dealing with roommate
14. Christmas cheer <adult language>

1. Aids and sex
2. Penis enhancement.
3. Husin Mubarak, Once Again
4. things to do, a robbery, court humor
5. condoms
6. 49 lines, clean
7. Watch who you pick on (Clean)
8. Mathematica
9. superheros,also Monty Pyton(sex)
10. WOMENS RULES
11. Another Bobbit joke...
12. Religious, but clean
13. Medical problem

1. Native American Joke
2. worse than Redskins & Bobbitt trial
3. Michael Jackon humor WARNING.
4. A Chelm story
5. Vanity Plates (A.K.A. Vain Plates) part 1
6. People that you meet in the bathroom (fwd)
7. Just jokes
8. license plate
9. Looking for sympathy
10. Asking the obvious, courtroom humor
11. Re: Vanity Plates (A.K.A. Vain Plates) part 1
12. Here are some plates seen in this area:
13. Womens words <amusing origins>
14. Bald men and proctologist joke <tasteless>
15. mathmatical axioms (vulgar)
16. Life 3.C A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
17. Life 3.C A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
18. Re: Vanity Plates (A.K....
19. May be offensive <beastiality?>
20. Mild
21. another bobbit comment

1. Germany - USA
2. license plate
3. religion and airliner crashes (technical body language)
4. Racist Joke
5. Vanity Plates (A.K.A. Vain Plates) part 2
6. Re: Mild
7. Rush Limbaugh
8. ODE TO MAMMAGRAM
9. Lorena Bobbit (Rated PG-13)
10. Foolishness -- Not offensive
11. Bobbit jokes
12. A Taxing Question
13. Limericks -offensive to people with taste-
14. Another Bobbit Joke (PG-13)
15. Limerick--seduction dream
16. new element
17. Uncl: More Bobbit Jokes.
18. More Bobbitisms
19. Canadian humor; offensive to Newfies
20. warning: (homo)-SEXUAL content
21. Please answer the question or Simon says <courtroom humor>

1. Re: Bobbit jokes
2. International limmericks (offensive to Fr?)
3. More Bobbitt jokes (2nd try)
4. Vanity Plates (A.K.A. Vain Plates) part 3
5. FW: Bobbit jokes
6. GRANDFATHERS WISDOM
7. Radio one-liners
8. Veggie Joke
9. More Bobbittisms
10. television and irony
11. more Bobbittry
12. Cartoon Humor(offensive Language)
13. Political
14. Bill and Hillary (risque , offensive to liberals and crossdressers)

1. Light Relief (fwd)
2. offensive to people with multiple penises (peni?)
3. Re: GRANDFATHERS WISDOM
4. How to make your wife scream after sex <rude>
5. (V.offensive) most tasteless joke Ive heard
6. More Vanity Plates
7. A few Star Trek jokes:
8. Simple riddle <answer? included at the end>
9. Bobbit trial

1. cold humor
2. Perils of Being a Dentist [sexual content]
3. might be offensive to Jors and some puritin Americans
4. Top Ten List
5. Re: more Bobbittry
6. Norwegian whaler seen wearing this ... :-)
7. Netiquette <satire>
8. Vanity Plate
9. Bobbit

1. Good news and Bad news (offensive to women drivers!)
2. golf joke (clean)
3. Some short jokes
4. You have now contracted COMPUTER HERPES -- Have a nice Day! [sexual content]
5. a report card joke
6. Two Jokes (Racial)
7. birth control (age-ist)
8. Magic of Statistics <poem>
9. Filofax (Offensive to Yuppies - 15)
10. Earthquake humour
11. unix humor , offensive to UNIX gurus???
12. Another shot in the war between the sexes...
13. Earthquake report
14. More Vanity
15. Life 3.D A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
16. Harding
17. .. PC Primer
18. Sexist, non-PC
19. Tonya Harding

1. The End is Nigh! <offensive to devout christians>
2. A womans place... (sexist - offensive to women)
3. some old jokes
4. Figure Skating
5. Possibly offensive to women, Native Americans, animal lovers
6. Uncl: How to make your wife scream after sex <rude>
7. name goes with the job
8. Re: name goes with the job
9. Re: name goes with the job
10. Re: name goes with the job
11. Names
12. Name on Sign
13. name w/ job
14. Name/Job
15. Uncl: Names
16. The dead speaks & I freak!
17. More trek jokes
18. Re: Name and job
19. Names with Jobs
20. Re: Name/Job
21. Appropriate names
22. Re: Name Goes with Job
23. Chain Letter For Women Only
24. Names that go with the job
25. Re: Name fits the job
26. Uncl: Songs!?
27. name fits job (slightly offensive)
28. Names/Limericks
29. What time is it?
30. Another (offensive) Limerick
31. A lawyers dilemma
32. Re: name and job
33. Make her scream twice <sex>
34. Zingers for Prank Callers, Part 2
35. What time is it?
36. Letterman - snow humor
37. Names (offensive)

1. Limerick (offensive)
2. Punchline
3. ... PC Primer ...
4. nuggets.
5. <No Subject Given>
6. Netiquette <satire>
7. Limerick (R)
8. Names & Jobs
9. Einstein humor...
10. Name/Job
11. Memory test (offensive) <long>
12. top 10 womens ice hockey (sex, but clean)
13. Youd better know your vocabulary!
14. Bite the wax tadpole
15. another birth control
16. California (G)
17. names to fit occupations
18. more Name fits the Job
19. Name / Job
20. MGM (perhaps punsy)... If you like bobbitt
21. Re: more Name fits the Job
22. Book never written (offensive)
23. Names of places <amusing origins>
24. More Darned Stupid Names
25. Life 3.E A collection of clean humor gathered on: 22 Sep 88
26. just a joke
27. More name goes with the job

1. Tips for the day <naughty words, offensive?>
2. names for the season
3. Names for the job
4. unhappy list part2
5. Offensive to Earless
6. Bill Clinton Joke
7. count off! [G]eneral audiences
8. An elderly gentleman is sitting in the park
9. Chinese Bobbitt
10. good fortune???
11. letterman lists
12. Who said blondes are dumb?
13. Life 3.E A collection of clean humor gathered on: 22 Sep 88
14. You too could be committing a Bobbitt!!!
15. Re: SEMINAR FOR MEN
16. Letterman List -- Signs its too cold
17. ehtiopian joke
18. Re: MGM (perhaps punsy)... If you like bobbitt
19. oxygen and the 70 year old man
20. California name change

1. Offensive to Queen Fans
2. More Trekjokes
3. drunks (no offence)
4. riddle
5. Why I married Charlie
6. Bobbit Latest
7. Naughty Limerick
8. Re: Naughty Limerick
9. Suggestive
10. .o PC primer .o
11. Tips for the day <2 rude words. Offensive to God>
12. Movie title for the Bobbits
13. Excuses or you could just say no <American dating>
14. Re: Movie title for the Bobbits
15. BobHim
16. satire offensive to everyone
17. Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan Top 10 List
18. More Bobbit Movie names...
19. International weird sex laws
20. Limerick [sexually explicit]
21. Kerrigan/Bobbitt (R)
22. Ribald sight gag
23. Bobbittry and a sexual limmerick
24. bobbit movies
25. helen keller joke (offensive to deaf, dumb and blind people)
26. True story (may be offensive to cops)
27. Helen Keller Jokes
28. Yo mama jokes
29. Jokes on mentally ill and women

1. name goes with the job
2. Letterman top 10 -- Rock & Roll Hall of fame
3. name goes with the job
4. toilet paper and Star Trek
5. Names w/ positions
6. names/jobs
7. Re: bobbit movies

1. letterman top 10 list 1-21-94
2. Blonde Joke.
3. Possibly Offensive
4. Credit Fraud
5. Costume Party <profanity>
6. Clinton Horse Joke
7. suggestive
8. Trick for getting dates <boorish>
9. Are you a latent homosexual? <homophobe bashing>
10. The last bit of this batch of TrekJokes

1. Bobbit joke
2. MORE DRUNKS (NO OFFENCE)
3. Bobbitt revisited
4. <No Subject Given>
5. Re: bobbit movies
6. duck, attorney, duck! {mild adult language/violence}
7. Diet tips (fwd)
8. o PC PRIMER o
9. Naughty Limerick
10. communist jokes
11. Names to fit occupations/info
12. offensive joke (sexual)
13. request for lenos joke & descriptive joke
14. Helen Keller (*warning*)
15. College Jokes (*STRONG WARNING*)
16. Re: FUNNY NAMES
17. Blonde Jokes
18. Clinton Joke
19. Bill & Hillary
20. More Bobitts
21. Another name
22. Yet another name...
23. Earthquake anecdote, plus one crude addition to crude joke
24. Re: NAMES TO FIT OCCUPATIONS
25. Fruit of Heaven <Mulla Nasrudin>
26. random jokes and things my profs say
27. Genie Joke
28. Wind Chill Factor (offensive language)
29. Life 3.F A collection of clean humor gathered on: 22 Sep 88
30. AIDS at 94 <humor of those of the golden years>
31. Letterman-Top-Ten & Sniglets
32. Joke (a bit suggestive)
33. HumoUr from the Hong Kong press

1. ANGUISHED ENGLISH (no offence)
2. offensive to homosexuals and people with AIDS
3. Slightly offensive to Females
4. Philosophers <graffiti>
5. Another Bobbitt
6. Washington Post Style invitational (PG-13)
7. Are you a latent conservative?
8. Misc Quotes (clean,non-offensive)
9. religion
10. The Job
11. Life 3.F A collection of clean humor gathered on: 22 Sep 88
12. geeky math/science jokes
13. more loony sex laws
14. Offensive to Old Folks, possibly
15. <No Subject Given>
16. May be offensive to thermometers
17. Advanced Users Guide to Nettiquette.
18. Clean - May offend a Dean or two
19. 3 kiddie jokes
20. Sex joke
21. In Search of Questions
22. Religious Joke
23. MOre bobbit
24. Anecdote : The Priest {offensive to some catholics}
25. offensive to women, English, Chinese, religion, you name it! but good!!
26. Re: Clean - May offend a Dean or two
27. Bobbittry a la Philipines

1. latin sex (no offence)
2. May be offensive to Clintonites
3. Re: May be offensive to thermometers <rude words>
4. PC LEXICON -- Part 1 of 3 <political>
5. The Iraqi, the Jew, and the German (May be offensive to Jews)
6. Trial details
7. Religious - PG
8. Ethnic & Other
9. what do you call a... jokes. [offensive to quadrapalegics, et. al.]
10. A little floral fun (Story: PG)
11. Foreign Language "faux pas" (gaffes)
12. license plates and occupational names
13. Address, Junkmail, Earthquake (old earthquake, not the recent one.)
14. My favorite Helen Keller (Part two)
15. Dice joke--expl.lang. off to women
16. Re: PC LEXICON
17. Well, guess who needs to get a clue? (more nettiquette)
18. Re: Foreign Language "faux pas" (gaffes)
19. possibly offensive language
20. Addr: Drunken Driving
21. Egypt (adult language)
22. Heating Units
23. Do you ____ on the first date? <poem with adult themes and language>
24. Life 3.G A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Oct 88
25. A true story...
26. Risque knock knock joke
27. Re: license plates and occupational names
28. Dice and more Dice (offensive to non-Dice people)
29. Re: Address, Junkmail, Earthquake (old earthquake, not the recen

1. sour to scotsmen
2. Lorena on the net
3. lesbian joke
4. talk show blurt out
5. Do you have an annoying habit of posting admin requests to this list? Read on <offensive to morons>
6. Its been cold up here... (earthy)
7. Sexual and possibly offensive to GOLFers
8. Re: what do you call a...[offensive to quadrapalegics]
9. Addr: Clean Joke (Honest!)
10. YABA: Yet Another Bobbit Article
11. Polish joke, may be offensive to some....
12. Life 3.G A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Oct 88
13. Sick Bobbitt Joke (R)
14. Upcoming Movies
15. five kiddie jokes from the 1950s
16. Bad attitude
17. One for the Country Boys
18. cucumbers
19. 11 reasons a cucumber is better.......
20. 111 reasons a cucumber is better than a man...
21. Re: Bad attitude
22. New McMaggots! Now with ants!

1. english language (clean)
2. Serious Serial stiff (stuff, I mean)
3. school kids - mildly sexual - may offend Jesus Freaks
4. Non offensive
5. Limerick <crude>
6. From the Daily Collegian
7. Bobbitt joke
8. Unkind to Greekse
9. Tacos
10. yo!!
11. Re: Bad attitude (and language, too)
12. New SAT (Off. to women)
13. Would you like to stop receiving this list?
14. Offensive to Catfish
15. Top Ten List for 1/27/94 (9/17/93)
16. PC Lexicon Part 2 of 3 <political>
17. Life 3.G A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Oct 88
18. I heard a great poem!
19. Bobbit and cucumbers
20. Murphys Laws of Combat
21. Addr: Clean joke
22. The Wild and Wacky world of sex laws
23. offensive to obese people, women (and other primates)
24. Offensive to eavesdropping mothers
25. michael jackson
26. Bobbit & Dahmer
27. <Warning: Potentially in bad taste!>
28. A banking joke
29. Polak joke

1. Slightly scatological limerick...
2. The Salesman
3. Top Ten List for 1/28/94 (10/28/93)
4. Weird but True (adult, may be ?)
5. Great Retort
6. ghost joke
7. the popes shower<may be offensive to some>
8. offensive to some<cocerns gypsies>
9. Re: Great Retort
10. Somewhat offensive jokes...
11. <No Subject Given>
12. A little humor (slight sexual content)
13. Laws of Spam from Best-of-Usenet
14. baseball
15. 3 nuns & the nude man <cute, slightly crude>

1. Lightbulb Jokes, one bad word
2. Naughty definitions
3. Clean but very corny

1. Signs of the times
2. Dead spouse
3. Melon Poem
4. More Bobbitry (Stephan Fry Trial)
5. offensive to bills fans
6. Offensive to elephants, chorus girls, babies
7. Good joke, sexual, maybe offensive
8. Bills Make It Four Straight
9. very offensive - sexual content - child abuse
10. Lawyer Joke [request, offensive: sexual, nonconsentual sex]
11. Re: Somewhat offensive jokes...
12. John Cleese
13. Good News / Bad news
14. Re: new Mcmeal deal
15. Lawyer jokes
16. A Fine Sign
17. Bobbitt joke
18. Buffalo Bills joke
19. Lawyer joke (offensive)
20. May be offensive to dickheads and lawyers (I know theyre the same thing)
21. semi-sexual joke
22. Re: Signs of the times
23. Re: requesting lawyer jokes
24. M. Jackson
25. viruses (clean)
26. Re: requesting lawyer jokes
27. Re: twofer businesses
28. offensive to rush limbaugh fans...
29. The Casket of Jewels <Mulla Nasrudin>
30. Offensive Jokes