The Humor List Postings for February 1994

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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1. Trek stuff #3
2. Re: Buffalo Bills joke
3. A mother fixation.......
4. allusion to dirty words 8-0
5. Potatoes (G)
6. Re: requesting lawyer jokes
7. TWOFER BUSINESSES
8. Re: Multiple Recipients of List HUMOR
9. Two fer
10. T. Harding/C. Barkley
11. 25 reasons to make love tonite
12. May be offensive to Jim Kelly fans
13. Signoff
14. Dark Humor
15. Two-fer businesses
16. Fruit and Nuns (offensive to both)
17. Death related humor
18. crazy stores
19. Speed Test
20. potpourri (offensive and in general bad taste)
21. Joke (racist, offensive, and generally screwed up)
22. OFFENSIVE JOKES
23. Two-fer businesses
24. Limericks, some naughty some nice
25. lawyer jokes
26. Stolen techy joke #1
27. Stolen techy joke #2
28. Sexual
29. Groundhog Day
30. Clean - may offend christians and ground hogs
31. Monty Python
32. corny jokes- beware!
33. Real Live Newspaper Headlines
34. male chauvinistic (possibly offensive to women)
35. may be offensive to blacks
36. political joke...may be offensive to feminists
37. Various clean jokes

1. language (offensive language)
2. Sex based joke plus dogs names
3. job fits abandoned convent name!
4. Clinton joke political!
5. Re: may be offensive to blacks (a variation)
6. Re: A Fine Sign
7. HUMOR: PC Lexicon (part 3 of 3) and note about the series
8. Family humor (clean; Im leaving the dirty stuff out)
9. Offensive to pachyderms
10. Jokes - all ratings
11. Bear Hunting Joke (Language)
12. HUMOR: PC lexicon (part 3 of 3)
13. 500 channel cable television?
14. Another Sexist Joke (offensive to women
15. Another True Headline
16. questions that have no answers
17. Scary story!!!! :}
18. Stephen Wright
19. offensive to people from East Tennessee
20. A feminist alters her views
21. two fun (sick, offensive, & probably misogynistic) jokes...
22. Twinkie Science
23. List of Taglines and License plates
24. RE: Religious humor, may offend Christians
25. Top Ten List for 1/31/94
26. The brutal ice-capades
27. Life 3.I A collection of clean humor gathered on: 20 Oct 88
28. HUMOR: 3 Born Losers <from the cartoons>
29. Top Ten List for 2/1/94
30. RISQUE (could be offensive to Catholics, deaf people)

1. Mouse Balls
2. Celebrity joke
3. mildly offensive - "we sell everything"
4. may be offensive to orthodox jews
5. Re: semi-sexual joke [M]ature audiences
6. Witty commentary - clean
7. Reasons why beer is better than cucumbers
8. Lorenas future prospects
9. HUMOR Short Story - Relatively Clean
10. Life 3.I A collection of clean humor gathered on: 20 Oct 88
11. a clean limerick (no, you havent heard it -- its new)
12. On the Trailing Edge of Information Technology
13. TRUE LIFE FUNNY THING
14. Some of Murphys Laws
15. Uncl: Next Mayor of Tulsa, Oklahoma!
16. nudist joke
17. Ground Report - clean
18. Clean jokes: New Dean; New Dress
19. Metal Detector/Underwire bras
20. Old ... But good
21. Suggestive
22. slightly offensive
23. late breaking news stories
24. Top Ten List for 2/2/94
25. Ethnic-clean
26. More computing humor (Clean, I promise)

1. FLASHER court case (sexually explicit)
2. Re: slightly offensive
3. JD to LB...
4. Re: Old ... But good [M]ature audiences
5. Beer vs. women (offensive)
6. Clean poem, VERY mild sexual content
7. May offend women
8. clean humor
9. lousy lovers ( clean
10. The Mighty Bills
11. Beer == women (offensive)
12. Re: Beer vs. women (offensive)
13. HUMOR: Naked bikers climbing to her window
14. Why a beer is better than a woman (PG)
15. Tonya Harding and Promotions
16. Re: lousy lovers ( mucky )
17. More about Bobbitt...
18. HUMOR: Traveling words <egghead humor>
19. TONYA HARDING
20. Internet is like a penis (offensive to moral majority)
21. A frog (may be offensive to English Teachers)
22. BOBBIT, DAHMER
23. another real life 2fer
24. Re: Monty Python
25. null
26. STAR TREK DRINKING GAME
27. A middle-ages woman goes to her doctor.....
28. Bama Joke
29. Re: OFFENSIVE JOKES TO WOMEN
30. Re: Monty Python
31. File: "DRINK PARODY" (fwd)

1. Top Ten List for 2/4/94
2. Top Ten List for 2/3/94
3. HUMOR: Being groped on the subway <adult theme>
4. ::::::Adult Language:::::::
5. THE Star Trek Drinking Game revisited...
6. Religous Humor, slightly offensive
7. F--k (I guess u know the theme!)
8. Similar things
9. HUMOR: Black hat/condom --language warning--
10. Sexist Humor (uses P* Word)
11. offensive to scottish, sheep
12. R-rated and sacreligious... but FUNNY!
13. Re: ::::::Adult Language:::::::

1. John Wayne Bobbitt Nursery Rhymes
2. Limerick (PG)
3. Religious humor, G-rated
4. Slightly offensive
5. HUMOR: 1993 Physic predictions revisited
6. Re: ecclesiastics! (offensive language)
7. Love Connection (G)
8. Offensive to Blondes!!
9. :: more OFFENSIVE NUN JOKES ::
10. Priest stops complaining <Catholic humor>
11. Assorted clean jokes
12. Makings of banana bread
13. Why Beer is Better than A woman During the Olympics.
14. Manspeak (reasonably clean)
15. comments on beer list (offensive to men)
16. Re: ecclesiastics - priests, nuns
17. S Trek top-ten

1. Beach Love? (handicap & offensive language)
2. SEX/AIDS (adult themes!)
3. Michael Jackson joke
4. Tonya Harding sticks to the team.
5. word origins
6. From the Daily Collegian
7. Twofer?
8. ecclesiastics! (poss offensive to religious)
9. Computers and Women (some sexism and vulgarity)
10. Tonya Harding (PG)
11. A clergyman at the Pearly Gates.....
12. The F word - No Folk Etym!!!
13. nun humor
14. can you believe it? a CLEAN joke!
15. Everyday annoyances------pretty dang clean
16. Re-telling of a previous joke (possibly offensive)
17. (U)
18. saloon joke [PG-13]
19. Political : Clean, semi-offensive to Clinton fans
20. HILARIOUS story!
21. Offensive to Bears and Women
22. retraction
23. Humor: Things not to say or do at your thesis defense (part 1 of 6)
24. nun joke/slightly offensive
25. a crude bear joke
26. Clean joke (yes, I do know one clean joke)
27. Tonya Harding

1. Sensitive to religion, bad language and taste
2. offensive to men
3. some engagement humor
4. Actor jokes
5. Monks & Michael Jackson
6. Buffalo Bills
7. OFFENSIVE TO NATIVE ALABAMANs (but, then again, it could be Arkansas, or Texas, or YOUR state)
8. Searching mail-friend (dirty word in objoke)
9. (1) newlyweds (2) Pope (Nothing offencive)
10. Re: ecclesiastics! drunken nun & one swear word
11. may be offensive to married crossdressers...
12. Tonya Harding (very corny)
13. <No Subject Given>
14. beer
15. Wacky church growth ideas
16. Bill Clinton Statue
17. Dave Barrys Year In Review
18. Two signs on one building
19. Humor: 3 Questions & Answers about nuts < mildly rude>
20. Those darned Radio Shack employees.....
21. Offensive to W. Virginians & others
22. Bobbit....
23. Top Ten List for 2/7/94
24. death and money
25. Non-offensive
26. adult theme (risque)
27. offensive to men
28. G. Westinghouse History and Indian Ingenuity (Corny)

1. Jokes about Jesus - definitely not for the religiouly sensitive
2. John Wayne Bobbit and the Bible
3. tonya harding
4. Top Ten List for 2/8/94
5. good grief, oedipus!
6. Re: UNSUBSCRIBE
7. Giving in to Man Bashing (R
8. Clean - suggestive
9. clean stories
10. Tonya Harding/Michael Jackson
11. computer puns(pg-13)
12. My Dog, Sex
13. offensive to lawyer
14. Humor: Things not to say or do at your thesis defense (2 of 6)
15. HUMOR: dirty, nasty ditty from elementary school days
16. Traveling Saleman (clean enough)
17. Life 3.J A collection of clean humor gathered on: 24 Oct 88
18. EXTREMELY Offensive Nun Joke (Sexist, etc)
19. Woman visits Ob/Gyn for exam
20. Humor: Close the door <computer joke for everyone>
21. Photographic Memory <G>

1. nuns
2. Polish-Italian Joke (clean!!!)
3. Re: tonya harding
4. Tonya...
5. Re: HUMOR: dirty, nasty ditty from elementary school days
6. A Blonde Story (sexual, of course)
7. professions that you dont want your children to be
8. dentists
9. Overheard in a local Castle function hall....
10. Disclaimer (contains sick, offensive joke)
11. Offensive to Polish & possibly offensive to women??
12. diarrhea
13. Re: offensive to lawyer
14. lawyer and computer jokes
15. dirty joke
16. Top Ten List for 2/9/94
17. Penis Pity <little girl humor; adult abuse>
18. politics and sex (offensive)
19. bobbit!
20. Momma Jokes (Do not take Personally)
21. Old and corny.
22. This Joke Is Offensive If You Like President Bill Clinton (obscene)
23. prison humor
24. Very Clean
25. Re: snaps-offensive?
26. Traveling Salesman (kinda) Offensive to prudes
27. Micheal Jackson
28. True Stupid Computer User Story
29. "Prepare three envelopes..."
30. Bathroom Poem (PG-13)
31. Re: Traveling Saleman (some language)

1. Re: offensive to lawyer
2. i have WAY too much free time...
3. SOS
4. gomer & sally (adult)
5. Humor: Dangers of safe driving course <parody>
6. Good Blonde Jokes (obscene)
7. Animal Humor <risque>
8. A Vet goes to the Doctors Office.....
9. pig (may bother anminal rights activitists
10. OFFENSIVE TO LESBIANS
11. Uncl: Exorcist
12. Equal time demanded (offensive to women/sexually suggestive).
13. mildly suggestive joke + blonde joke
14. Unix error messages
15. Re: Momma Jokes (Do not take Personally)
16. Blonde Jokes (OFFENSIVE!)
17. why index
18. Re: Good Blonde Jokes (obscene)
19. Limerick Offensive to Some HUMOR Subscribers
20. Cold weather observation, true story
21. nun joke / sexual
22. null
23. Re: HUMOR: Black hat/condom --Translation included
24. penitence
25. possibly offensive to Chicanos (BAD word)
26. Signed joke (may be offensive to interpreters)
27. sex (my favorite topic)-offensive to law abiding sex practicineers
28. Humor: Things not to say or do at your thesis defense <3 of 6>
29. micheal jackson
30. Humor about trains
31. Stupid Horse.<offensive to horses, possibly Indians>
32. Valentines Day
33. true story
34. Salesman Joke, slightly offensive.
35. EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN
36. Humor: occupational names <amusing, but not funny, word origins>
37. Lawyer joke
38. Re: clean stories
39. Top Ten List for 2/10/94

1. INSPIRED BY Animal Humor Post;MAYBE OFFENSIVE...
2. snow diary <offensive language>
3. Offensive (sex!!!)
4. Humor: He gave me a dozen roses <crude>
5. Beecher St.
6. Truth funnier than fiction; another silly law; umop ap!sdn; answering refridgerator
7. Top Ten List for 2/11/94
8. tonya harding joke - a good one!
9. After my death; Some will find offensive

1. Roaches Are Good Food (G Rated)
2. Travel Joke (probably not offensive to anyone)
3. HUMOR English professor, part 2
4. HUMOR - Mule Raffle (clean)
5. Reagan National Holiday <political>
6. Re: so fat
7. Sven Unt Helga.....
8. Clean Air
9. blonde joke
10. blonde
11. Bosnia
12. current events
13. Breastfeeding knowledge; Boston geography; Wrong numbers

1. lawyer, priest, boyscouts - offensive
2. Humor: Things not to say or do at your thesis defense <part 4 of 6>
3. Offensive language, maybe to women
4. L*wyer Valentine (offensive to L*wyers)
5. Risque but not disgusting....
6. Offensive to Polish/women
7. a love story...
8. Importance of Safe Fax (adult theme)
9. Lawyer Joke -- rated G
10. Priest, Sexual, Mildly Offensive
11. Slightly Different Version (offensive to Mexicans).
12. Definitions
13. Jack Schitt
14. Math Exam (may be offensive to Chicagoans)
15. Humor rules: Dorm trick backfires <college humor>
16. For those who are sick and tired of Bobbitt jokes....
17. Humor---Norm quotes/CHEERS
18. a short tale - possibly offensive
19. Another Inept Computer User incident
20. Relationships -- rated PG13
21. Life 3.K A collection of clean humor gathered on: 31 Oct 88
22. mommy, mommy jokes and shut up jokes
23. Soccer strategy...
24. Scrollery

1. Signed joke [medical term for mans private organ]
2. Polish
3. Valentines Day (A day late)--possible mildly offensive to the elderly
4. Cars and Computers
5. Crech crematorium
6. gross jokes
7. Another non-offensive riddle
8. Re: abbreviated signage. [the answers]
9. Dog story -- one bad word
10. stupid math joke
11. Poker night
12. 50 Ways to Freak Out your roommate! (Volume 1 of 2)
13. More Norm Quotes
14. A lesson in logic. (was re: another riddle...)
15. people (potential to offend
16. Re: mommy, mommy jokes and shut up jokes
17. YO MAMAS SO.......(MAY BE OFFENSIVE IF YOU HAVE A MOTHER)
18. Offensive to Bull Frogs
19. offensive to women
20. celebrity promos
21. A chain letter for scientists
22. Missouri signs; Yorkshiremen Trek; Random von Neumann
23. Top Ten List for 2/14/94
24. offensive to Hillbillys/rednecks/okkers?
25. A JOKE FROM AN IMPROV ROUTINE..... OFFENSIVE TO BEDPOSTS
26. Offensive to MS DOS ...

1. Brad in the desert. (Sex/animals/brutality - could be offensive)
2. Good Clean Male Bashing
3. HUMOR: Clean - How many ---- does it take?
4. Humor: Things not to say or do at your thesis defense <pt 5 of 6>
5. schlemiel, schlemaggel...
6. FIRST JOKE.
7. HUMOR: 1) ST:TNG, 2) More names
8. Lawyer jokes
9. Movie Listing
10. Priest and a Rabbi
11. offensive to women/gross/great
12. HUMOR: Remembering NUTS@FINHUTC and a pet peeve from Usenet
13. UNSUBSCRIBE request processed -> DO NOT DELETE
14. more math jokes
15. Original, Hopefully funny...mildly offensive?
16. Yet another Blonde Joke. (may be offensive to blondes)
17. Computer humor - clean
18. True UNSUBSCRIBE Transcript
19. Is there a chemist in the house?
20. LAWYER (OFFENSIVE TO VERMON)
21. HUMOR: What are those dogs doing? <crude word>
22. Adult Theme
23. Chemists?
24. Old Man / Sex joke
25. Top Ten List for 2/15/94
26. One-ups-manship
27. Re: Chemists?
28. Re: Scrollery
29. 50 Ways to Freak Out your Roommate (Volume 2 of 2)

1. HUMOR: Italian word and politics <more amusing humor>
2. Kinderkarten story
3. Czech humor(During the Russian occupation)
4. Another Blonde joke, sorry all you blondes...
5. warped humor
6. Many assorted clean jokes
7. sexist/profane and a few oldies
8. Computers - clean
9. Phrases used in porno mags (so Im told) not really offensive - except to the English Language
10. you appreciate norm/cheers
11. HUMOR: Hunting story - clean
12. People is stupid (ofnsv only to person who wrote msg).
13. gaseous humor
14. Offensive to computers
15. rodentia (possibly gay-bashing)
16. Another Blonde Joke
17. mildly offensive
18. Colour humour
19. EXTREMELY offensive to ppl who flame HUMOR...
20. More what do you call
21. Humor: 3 kiddie jokes
22. Top Ten List for 2/16/94
23. Humor: Motives of successful & intellectual people <Sufi>
24. Rated PG-13 (maybe R)
25. Colour humour
26. College Essay-Clean & Non-sense/College Humor
27. M. JACKSON
28. operation (adult content)

1. Offensive to Disney Fans...
2. joke (fwd)
3. a new semester tip (clean
4. mild political humor
5. clean computer joke
6. HUMOR: Things not to do or say for your thesis defense <6 of 6>
7. Clean!
8. Re: humor in SPANISH
9. NOT FOR THE SENSITIVE MAN!!!
10. Innoffensive pilot/driving anecdote
11. Hard times humor

1. Thanks, Crawford, Barbed Wire
2. Court humour revived (clean
3. <No Subject Given>
4. more jesus
5. Just a little screw
6. Headlines/puns
7. baseball
8. Life 3.L A collection of clean humor gathered on: 31 Oct 88
9. Humor: Gerbils & anal sex <bashing the gullible>
10. Clinton jokes
11. Re: Headlines/puns
12. Humor from the courtroom <f-word>
13. Re: more jesus
14. Polish Joke
15. Headlines/Puns
16. New subsciber
17. BURMA SHAVE
18. One crude, one clean, one offensive to lawyers.
19. pope joke
20. Humor: 1 plus 1 equals 1 <math joke>
21. Top Ten List for 2/23/94

1. amazing statistic!!
2. Not offensive!
3. May be offensive to some women
4. <No Subject Given>
5. offensive to lawyers
6. visit to the shrink (youll love it
7. Amusing (?) to Cooks
8. cowboy joke, foul language
9. Windows NT (offensive to Microserfs)
10. My contribution....
11. A l-e-n-g-t-h-y pub tale (offensive to Irish?)
12. 1 offensive to homosexuals and 1 pretty crude...
13. NonDenomination Denomination
14. Stephen Wright-isms + clean humor
15. Stephen Wright
16. Chemists revenge
17. Earthquake Joke
18. Top Ten List for 2/24/94
19. Brad - The Sequel (#1: PG for arabs, #2: PG for ladies)

1. Yet another M.Jackson Joke
2. The Bobbitt Prayer
3. governmental humor (what could be funnier)
4. English humor--(clean
5. Non-offensive bobbetry
6. May be offensive to Kennedy fans
7. Humor: Technical & vocational school cheers
8. Another Nun Joke
9. Its been like that all day (Clean)
10. dumb
11. Stephen Wright
12. A lengthy pub tale (continued from yesterday).
13. Offensive to dyslexics and Mad Cows
14. REG: Science paper blunders
15. Life 3.M A collection of clean humor gathered on: 1 Nov 88
16. ==> HELP <==
17. More News of the Weird
18. Humor: Tanya limericks <cruel to the unconvicted>
19. offensive to the hair lipped/obscenity
20. I am bothered by Moon Rock now. Help!
21. Safe OJ
22. Sexual nature, Slightly offensive.
23. tonya harding
24. Fred Flinstone and Saddam Hussein
25. Humor: Restroom policy
26. Tonya/Hillary/Lorena/Jeff joke

1. Humor: Oral Sex jokes <adult theme; crude>
2. You have new mail
3. Top Ten List for 2/25/94
4. offensive to fundamentalists?
5. childrens books to avoid
6. Humor: Dont pick your nose <kids>
7. more great offensive christian jokes
8. Political Outlooks on sh** happening
9. Various clean jokes

1. Humor: Male Satanist <Best-of-Usenet>
2. Contradicting proverbs <amusing, not necessarily funny>
3. Humor: NAFTA, Microfiche & the unexpected <boy bashing>
4. Rape prevention (medical dictionary advice)
5. Religion (especially offensive to zealots)
6. A short anecdote
7. <No Subject Given>

1. Re: A caveman joke .... sort of....
2. Humor: Devils Dictionary of Literary Terms
3. Re: Contradicting proverbs
4. From the Daily Collegian
5. Re: Caveman jokes
6. The feeblest attempts ever...
7. Stephen Wright one-liners
8. peace talks
9. LESBIAN CAVEWOMEN
10. 50 Fun Things To Do In a Final Exam That Does Not Matter (Volume 1 of 2) \
11. Exam real life humor
12. may be offensive to fat folks
13. Real Life Exam Humor
14. three words... (may be offensive to LADIES)
15. Burma Shave and shit happens
16. Clean humor :)
17. Mr. Ed and the Manatees
18. Re: religion - POTENTIALLY offensive to damn near
19. pun
20. Another Tanya Joke
21. More "punny" humor
22. Humor: Adultery <crude>
23. Prozac, and "true story"
24. Not for after meals or for sensitive lawyers (contradiction?)
25. A caveman joke ....