The Humor List Postings for March 1994

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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1. joke
2. Isms
3. a little divorce humor
4. Wright/Caveman/Religion Defs (Adult Language)
5. Bobbit warnings (may be uncomfortable to men)
6. Re: Finals
7. Re: Wright/Caveman/Religion Defs (Adult Language)
8. HUMOR: red riding hood (offensive to wolves, some language)
9. 50 Fun Things To Do At a Final Exam That Does Not Matter (Volume 2 of 2)
10. NO MORE MR.NICESHOES Pt. 1 <clean/bizzare>
11. WHAT TO DO THE ONE HOUR & 55 MINUTES (OFFENSIVE TO SOME)
12. joke
13. Whatch what you wish for, you might get it(religion bashing)
14. Religion - mild
15. HUMOR: (offensive to lesbians and dinosaurs)
16. Results of the Mayoral Race in Tulsa Oklahoma and a Joke (o
17. Top Ten List for 2/28/94
18. Life 3.N A collection of clean humor gathered on: 1 Nov 88 20
19. Another Rel. Def. (variation)
20. more sh*t stuff...
21. jesus! jesus! jesus!-- offensive to some
22. Religionism Annoying to those who dont read their daily mail
23. Fundamentalism
24. Non-religious isms
25. Chastity belt

1. another ism
2. Laughter is really the best medicine
3. Addr: 2 jokes, both clean
4. Re: joke and request
5. WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY (fwd)
6. Shipwrecked !
7. Place names (was Quals, and parents to China)
8. Cryonics--is it a religion?
9. Quakerism
10. Jesus (again)
11. some more Steven Wright
12. Another Punny Joke
13. Uncl: Joke (offensive to Martin L. King and David Koresh)
14. Inquiry?
15. TERMITE. (ITS SAFE TO READ)
16. good, clean pun
17. Catholics may not enjoy-rated PG-13
18. Architects
19. Offensive to gay/lesbians - mildly offensive language
20. Re: Lights Out
21. Yet More -isms (sigh).
22. request & dumb joke
23. Racy Joke -- General Comment
24. isms of religions
25. safe hardware jokes
26. offensive language
27. Re: Racy Joke -- General Comment
28. Re: INSURANCE COMEDY
29. Life 3.O A collection of clean humor gathered on: 1 Nov 88
30. steven Wright Joke
31. Funny news article - true!
32. Top Ten List for 3/1/94
33. Architects
34. More insurance comedy
35. Amishism
36. Humor: contradictory words <amusing to word lovers>
37. WS Gilbert

1. Superman Joke (Mildly Sexual)
2. Humor: Insults for Twits <Best-of-Usenet>
3. Bobbit Joke
4. Great thought on laughter
5. MORE ISMs
6. Crashing in Africa
7. More Caveman.
8. More from Asimov Laughs Again
9. Political humor (mild)
10. Fry saga/satire continues:
11. Politics - clean
12. Snow Diary (Offensive language)
13. Computer humour by children
14. <No Subject Given>
15. more Steven Wright
16. Could be offensive to some
17. Re: more Steven Wright
18. Yiddish humor
19. isms
20. Russian Joke
21. may be offensive to easily offended people
22. Lights Out speculation
23. s--- happens
24. The only -isms I will ever submit. I promise.
25. <No Subject Given>
26. Another Bobbitt joke
27. Yet more -isms
28. Top Ten List for 3/2/94
29. Yet ANOTHER chain letter (*WARNING*)
30. more sh** happens
31. Math Humor: VonNeumann & Weiner anecdote <Math knowledge>
32. Will Rogers-ism (political)
33. Sensitive to guys

1. More Taco Bell
2. Re: Inquiry?
3. Offensive to Mussolini
4. Misspelling of the day
5. mildly offensive to homosexuals
6. 2 More World Religions & WARNING
7. About the Head lights.
8. Even more "Sh*t Happens"...
9. A propos de Toto (fwd)
10. offensive to revival meetings but clean
11. tunes for a musical condom
12. Nancy Kerrigan
13. variations - pc/wife differences mildly obscene
14. limerick
15. Triple Pun (clean)
16. Mother-in-law story...
17. Another Smurf Joke (Offensive to African Americans)
18. superman (reproductively motivated)
19. Bathroom joke
20. chicken
21. lesbians
22. Re: Nancy Kerrigan
23. Well-hung lawyer (PG)
24. airplane
25. yet another ism...
26. Top Ten List 3/3/94
27. Some Christian Humor
28. Devils Dictionary of Literary Terms
29. Fake letters to the editor - National Lampoon
30. Devils Dictionary of Literary Terms
31. More NOTW and a Yiddish joke
32. Re[2]: tunes for a musical condom
33. Vampire joke
34. From "Truly Tasteless Humor"
35. sex and a riddle
36. Scary Woman
37. Why the Ethernet (Internet, Bitnet, etc..) Is Like a Penis

1. Re: tunes for a musical condom
2. VATICAN DEAL; maybe offensive to KFC and Roman Catholics(?)
3. Riddle: the way home
4. Offensive to Michael Jackson......
5. offensive to schizophreniacs
6. Math Humor: Parody of mathematical proof
7. Re: Sensitive to guys
8. More Shi*
9. Possible offensive to gays and native americans
10. Re: Offensive to Michael Jackson......
11. "Timely" LA humor: G-rated
12. More "Truly Tasteless Jokes"
13. Hell

1. Airline passengers: account in Hong Kong newspaper
2. Ill bet you didnt know.
3. Sensitive to gays
4. Beggar Joke, Rated G
5. HUMOR: A puzzling fable
6. Bobbits Phone #
7. Frequent DIER program
8. Superman (Will SM get together with LL? Stay tuned)
9. trying to compile a list...
10. The Origin of the "Flashing Headlights" Myth
11. Re: trying to compile a list...
12. Lite look at life...and after.
13. HUMOR: Fart jokes <crude>
14. Re: trying to compile a list
15. Offensive to Miamians
16. news clippings
17. smurf joke/little johnny
18. warning sexual content
19. Nun joke

1. Vampires
2. Math humor: Engineer, physicist, and mathematician joke
3. The UNSUBSCRIBE Awards!
4. clean joke
5. May be offensive to (Protestant) Bishops
6. list
7. Fake letters to the editor - National Lampoon
8. Re: Tunes for a musical condom
9. (Fwd) Todays Cyber-Sleaze Report
10. superman III:vagaries of science
11. Clean humor from "Japan Today"
12. ABES FIVE DAY DRUNK
13. Clean Story
14. National Lampoon letters; Unsubscribe awards
15. Re: "Are You Being Served" limerick
16. Rude HUMOR: (1) Bill & Hillary; (2) Newfie jokes
17. HUMOR: A long and healthy life <poem>
18. unsubscribe awards
19. tonya jokes
20. OFFENSIVE-Bobbit
21. Re: MORE LISTS
22. Cyber-Sleaze
23. More Cruel Jokes
24. Best-of-usenet: Potential rapists <pc bashing>
25. Computers & Kids
26. Musical condom...
27. Some handy insults

1. Re: trying to compile a list
2. Greatest College prank
3. Musical condom...
4. Book Quote, Very Nasty, Very Offensive
5. Offensive to condoms that play tunes
6. dimwitted
7. Adult Learning Program -- G-rated
8. Re: list
9. tv
10. Sexual Humor-may be offensive
11. program definition
12. New York Times Story and News of the Weird
13. Unsubscribe awards/musical comdons.
14. Re: trying to compile a list
15. The PLAN (or how shit happens) PG13?
16. Re: Unsub Awards ...
17. Unsubscribe Awards
18. Re: Tricks
19. Tricks or What people will do for a buck
20. French revolution <engineer bashing>
21. Unix celibacy command...
22. tricks
23. Snowman
24. Life 3.P A collection of clean humor gathered on: 1 Nov 88
25. Re: book quote, "R" Elephant jokes
26. Re: Air Force And Oreo story
27. One .... Short of a....
28. Re: Graffitti
29. Re: Trying to compile a list ...
30. Superman IV (quest for sperm control)
31. blonde jokes
32. If an OS ran your Airplane
33. A true story about Henry Ford
34. anthor john wayne bobbit joke
35. Compiling a list...
36. Clean Joke
37. Math humor: 2 * 2
38. mathematician, physicist,engineer joke
39. offensive?
40. News Story
41. Texans
42. following Saras Newfie jokes...
43. New Daylight Savings Time Plan
44. From the Mouth of Babes....

1. Re: Tricks
2. indian joke, offensive
3. Graffiti in stalls.....
4. Re: Unsub. awards
5. Leper Jokes
6. foul language
7. Wine making
8. Joke: Clean
9. Re: Leper Jokes
10. Sexually offensive to chickens
11. Offensive to tasteful people
12. Joke (slightly offensive)
13. Offensive to Amish
14. Friendly fire against HUMOR <some rude language>
15. Guy and a chainsaw...
16. Subscription
17. Leprosy
18. Offensive to tasteful people (fwd)
19. Re: Leprosy
20. A Bubba Joke
21. Coop Experience
22. Tasteless humor
23. Bobbit *Lewd and Tasteless and sexual (sortof) joke*
24. HUMOR: Dont miss skiing
25. Michelangelo & Leonardo da Vinci (True historical story)
26. leper joke
27. (And a Joke w/nudity but no sex)
28. Elevator odors <crude>
29. Superman V:Babes in boyland
30. anti chain letter
31. A few quotes... *****Caution*****
32. Leper Joke (Offensive to the squeamish)
33. Being a Manly Man (3 of 3)
34. Sorority
35. New premium ice cream flavors
36. A COUNTRY LIST...
37. yo mama
38. Descartes joke
39. Re: Leprosy
40. Re: Texans
41. May be ofensive to Italians? Some language.
42. A quote for the day!
43. space shuttle, tylenol and old walrus...
44. Caveman Joke

1. Various clean jokes
2. Obscure joke
3. Re: Wine making
4. Story of Babel according to a mathematician
5. UNSUBSCRIBE humor
6. Guitar player joke
7. ANIMALS
8. GUIDE TO SAFE FAX
9. FW: strange specs never change or die
10. Re: foul language
11. Ref: Guide to Safe Fax
12. general audiences
13. pretty clean stuff
14. Singing Jokes
15. Lawyer Jokes

1. Clean humour from the Hong Kong newspaper
2. Risque Flowers
3. Compaq Wishes To Apologize For This Advertisement.
4. Offensive To rape victims
5. Unsub suggession + humor (cryptic statement)
6. Another Guitar player joke + a stamp story
7. WHAT TO DO THE ONE HOUR & 55 MINUTES (OFFENSIVE TO SOME) (f
8. Kiddie animal jokes <for the young at heart>
9. Funny News Headlines
10. Country Music . . .
11. One for you baseball fans
12. travelling-salesman-type joke (adult subject matter)
13. Inbred Jokes
14. odd thoughts
15. netiquette - Dear Emily Postnews
16. World War II Joke
17. Re: She was only a ...daughter... mildly offense to some
18. HILARIOUS ONELINER HEADLINER..
19. Music and Religion
20. Wrigley Field
21. unwritten book titles...
22. grasshopper joke
23. Vampires
24. Tonya Song (Clean)
25. FUNNY SAYINGS
26. A priest joke
27. possibly religous offense
28. old polish joke (clean)
29. FW: Believe it or not
30. "Their Way"--inoffensive except to dour academics

1. A KNOWLEDGE OF Voo Doo is NECESSARY...
2. Re: FUNNY SAYINGS (Clean)
3. Clean - kids and inspectors
4. Items for the list
5. Gay Joke
6. Pyramid for married men
7. School room math jokes
8. Banana storage (clean, I swear)
9. Ode to the Spelling Checker
10. Odd Thoughts: Last night I....
11. country music
12. Re: FUNNY SAYINGS [G]

1. Spy Humor--G rated
2. Bumper sticker -clean
3. Humor: An effective law which has stood the test of time
4. offensive to bulls?
5. HUMOR: Business card for guy to give gal <crude>
6. GODZILLA INVADES SAN FRANCISCO
7. perverted poem, offensive to birds
8. Road signs
9. Wonderful Wyoming! (Not offensive)
10. Offensive to those with weak stomach
11. Clinton Joke - OFFENSIVE to Clinton Supporters.

1. Worse puns of 1982 & The New Improved HUMOR list still coming
2. Possibly offensive to those who absolutely love Bill or absolutely hate Hillary....
3. Humor: Stories about bodies
4. three legged pig
5. From the Daily Collegian
6. Couple of farmer sayings...
7. Boom! (Nonoffensive
8. FUNNY SAYINGS (Some are R-rated)
9. offensive to women, .... er is that to men
10. Tourists thoughts on Heathrow mortar attacks
11. FW: News from the UK
12. Re: Road signs
13. engineer, scientist joke
14. Ph.D.; Womens view
15. More road signs
16. zen humor (clean)
17. Weird Road Signs (clean)
18. Roadsigns
19. Re: Roadsigns
20. More road signs
21. Another STUPID roadsign
22. Road signs
23. Bad puns
24. I am compiling a list:
25. Weird signs?
26. Roadsigns -Reply
27. signs, signs, everywhere signs
28. irritation
29. The Farmer Sayings
30. road signs
31. ornament <offensive to wives>

1. Vegetable Joke
2. Old Country Humor (PG) Berton Corson
3. Clip clop bang (offensive to plagiarists)
4. road sign
5. Road signs, cont.
6. strange signs
7. A Joke for the Approaching Change in Seasons--Possibly Offensive to the Elderly
8. Funny signs.
9. Re: strange signs
10. road signs
11. Clean humor
12. Sign that never was
13. ROADSIGNS
14. More strange signs.
15. Off the road signs
16. Funny Road Signs
17. Humor: Roaches are good food <poem>
18. Funny names---May be offensive
19. more signs
20. Gender bashing
21. signs
22. Asteroids?
23. brial signs
24. sea captains (clean)
25. Humor: Doctor, lawyer, mathematician joke
26. My all-time favorite
27. funny names
28. HIgher education degree requirements
29. Spelling Bee (PG)
30. More of those cwazy signs
31. Puns -boat name contest
32. signs
33. Re: road sign
34. Clinton aide in trouble
35. contains vulgarity, offensive to elderly....
36. Another bad joke/riddle (Shouldnt be offensive..)
37. Re: road signs
38. Jokes (may be offensive to the truly religious)
39. A Phone call (non-offensive)
40. Joke about an elderly man getting married

1. sayings <one is anti-gay>
2. more road signs
3. The Bank Scam Joke
4. Re: Jokes (may be offensive to the truly religious)
5. kinda funny letter
6. O say how well does that piano fly?
7. HUMOR: cute wedding story & the new improved HUMOR list
8. PG13: Slightly offensive
9. Rabbit jokes
10. Humor: Polish mathematician joke <cute, but knowledge of math needed>
11. <No Subject Given>
12. Possible Ethnic Slur
13. HUMOR: Whitewater cartoon <American politics>
14. Yet More Unsubscribe Humor
15. Squirrel and a Horse (could be rude...)
16. Re: Road Signs
17. Road Signs
18. HOW TO BE ANNOYING -- [PG]
19. Re: Puns, Boat Name Contest
20. Road Sign Humor
21. Re: May be offensive to you
22. Offensive to Men
23. languaje reforms (clean but messy to understand).
24. Why Ask Why?
25. A Day in Superville <risque>
26. A Field Exercise <risque>
27. Conflicting signs
28. Mis - Communications (Clean)
29. Miscellaneous shorts (mild sexual content)
30. Road Signs (sort of)
31. Rabbit Jokes (shouldnt be offensive)
32. Re: Offensive to Men
33. COMPUTER STATISTICS
34. Joke about Kids (clean) and rantings
35. Top Ten List for 3/15/94
36. a waitress joke
37. MAY BE OFFENSIVE!!!!!
38. Jokes(could be offensive to the sexually shy)
39. Clean: Burma shave signs and more odd road signs.
40. Humor definition, 7-11, Programmers
41. FW: joke possibly offensive to somebody (dont know who)
42. ten-ants (fwd)
43. Offensive to morticians
44. Re: A Field Exercise
45. COMPUTER STATISTICS -Reply
46. (Clean) Doctor Visit

1. Funny Folk (G rated)
2. Re: Flying Pianos
3. Farm Joke [G...kinda]
4. Eye doctor (Nothing offensive, some bad language..)
5. drinking and driving
6. the rules - offensive to women
7. First post - funny signs
8. a cute kiddie joke about bears
9. Clipper Chip (amusing, clean, but not hilarious)
10. Offensive to Americans
11. Fake letters to the editor - National Lampoon
12. Four Priests (only offensive to the ultra-sensitive).
13. Religious, may be offensive
14. <No Subject Given>
15. A short line (Ofensive to Homosexuals)

1. Clean excerpts from the press incl. one on women
2. Top o th morn
3. visit the shrink (clean), M.Jackson joke (yes another one
4. Some Gems from Milton Berle
5. An astronomer and a Limo driver converse.....
6. HUMOR: Humor about cats
7. St. Pats Day Joke
8. Sexual Humor at Disney; Sagan humor
9. NEWS - OFFENSIVE TO USERS (MILDLY)
10. HUM: Clinton & the IRS (CLEAN)
11. Humor: Irish drinking joke <repent> :-)
12. sexual humor; adult language
13. IRA humor - doubtless offensive
14. may offend Irish and/or gays
15. Top Ten List for 3/16/94
16. Clinton Health Plan Joke
17. Life 3.Q A collection of clean humor gathered on: 2 Nov 88
18. Another List: Riting good

1. HAZARDOUS MATERIALS II - CLEAN
2. Humor: Remembrance of things to come <bittersweet poem>
3. more Irish humor (possibly offensive to the wearers of the green)
4. Farmer joke, offensive to those who like good humor
5. Catholic Hospital Joke <cute>

1. The religion shit list.
2. Sex Education, may be offensive to elderly couples
3. OFFENSIVE - WHORES, MULLATOS, PIMPS, INSURANCE SALESMEN
4. a riddle and a late St. Pats joke
5. Life 3.Q A collection of clean humor gathered on: 2 Nov 88
6. From Entertainment Weekly
7. Humor: Knowledge pills
8. Custom coffins!!
9. Dolly Parton (Clean)
10. clean
11. Stupid jokes (Offensive to gays)
12. Tonya, Pro-Wrestler? (True!)
13. Request.
14. Another farmer joke, hopefully better than the last
15. Wash. Post Invitational Challenge (PG rated)

1. May be offensive to religious ones
2. A clean prayer for the mature
3. From the Daily Collegian
4. Humor: Transvestite jokes <gross, tasteless>
5. sexual/language
6. Kids in church (cute)
7. Hunting Joke (Long but Funny)
8. Elementary Mathematics (porbably not PC)
9. Rated G, one bad word
10. Humor out of the mouths of babes (inoffensive)
11. How your university can assign grades.....
12. a dog named sex (PG)
13. Bad abortion jokes<offensive to prolifers and czecholslavakians>
14. OLDIE: Stress.
15. acid & jack daniels what a combination...

1. Best Pickup Lines
2. rabbit-clean
3. offensive to bunnies
4. Humor: Important question :-)
5. Humor from academe: Physics, Math & Philosophy Budgets
6. Offensive to men (sorry guys)
7. Interpretations - clean
8. Top 10 Aphorisms
9. Off-Like List <mild>
10. Life 3.R A collection of clean humor gathered on: 21 Nov 88
11. Flood story (possibly offensive to religious)
12. HOW TO BE ANNOYING (part 2) -- clean
13. Top Ten Lists for 3/17/94 (12/13/93) and 3/18/94 (12/1/93)
14. New computer virus... (PG)
15. Top Ten Lists for 3/17/94 (12/13/93) and 3/18/94 (12/1/93)
16. Offensive to Bill & Hillary
17. Childrens Thoughts on Love (Rated G)
18. Wanted: Pickup Lines
19. Top Ten Lists for 3/21/94 and 3/22/94
20. <No Subject Given>

1. FW: send a message to everyone on the internet
2. What would TV have been like if the techno revolution hit sooner...
3. bank - F word
4. Life 3.R A collection of clean humor gathered on: 21 Nov 88
5. Gassy Elephant
6. Rated PG13 - Sexually suggestive
7. Top Ten List for 3/23/94

1. sports quotes & jokes (clean)
2. Wanted: More Answering Machine Recordings
3. Monty Python
4. Anwering Machines part1/x (clean)
5. Tax declaration (clean)
6. Oh no! more answer machines!
7. definition-clean
8. Racist - very
9. What the country is talking about this week... <derisive>
10. More On Committees (subversive)
11. Real Live Newspaper Headlines:
12. How to practice safe fax....
13. Profane
14. Budget Cuts (clean)
15. The pope (perhaps offensive to the religiously zealous?)

1. Monty Python - "Sit On My Face"
2. Monty Python - "Sperm"
3. Better; Junk Mail; Strep

1. a funny quote from TV Guide
2. Clean riddles for kids of all ages
3. Mouse Balls - Funny!

1. machine answering recording part2 (67 lines)
2. Ich bin
3. racist - mild
4. Proof Techniques (perhaps offensive to logic)
5. More answering machine messages
6. Number Five (clean)
7. Riddles for kids of all ages
8. Fable -- innocuous
9. Pope Products (Part II)
10. Long-distance trip (clean)
11. Computer sayings
12. Graphic, Sophomoric, Bovine Humor
13. Dirty Joke
14. Bad jokes
15. Rush vs. the Hindenburg (Offensive to Limbaugh fans)
16. Monty Python - Dull/Ugly
17. Monty Python - The Meaning of Life
18. FW: Avoiding a radar trap

1. Extracts from the press
2. machine answerings part3 (89 lines)
3. Humor: Childs prayer
4. From the Daily Collegian
5. If first...
6. clean
7. Kids jokes
8. Offensive to Management
9. Riddles for kids of all ages
10. The non-balance-sheet blues (racy)......
11. Humor from Mexico & a note for potentila contributors
12. Answering Machine Rap
13. Crude - may offend some men
14. Life 3.S A collection of clean humor gathered on: 21 Nov 88
15. SHAGGY!!!
16. Theres no joke like an old joke....
17. Top Ten List for 3/28/94
18. OLDIE: Calvin and Hobbes
19. Top Ten Lists for 3/24/94 (9/27/93) and 3/25/94 (1/5/94)
20. Humor about engineer, physicist, and mathematician
21. Redneck Redux (poss. offensive, but doubtful)
22. Murphys Laws on Sex (long)

1. clean fun and sports!
2. A bit unclean
3. First one clean , second one crude
4. About the author
5. Fortune Teller
6. Warning - adult theme - possibly offensive!!
7. HUMOR: Man from Singapore <nonsense poem>
8. Dishwashers & Dawn <clean>
9. Springtime angst (occassional expletive)
10. Shooting craps, the dice (Crude)
11. may offend Nancy Kerrigan
12. Humor with a message from early almanacs
13. fighting back
14. wretched pun
15. Dumb Fishermen joke
16. Life 3.T A collection of clean humor gathered on: 21 Nov 88
17. Top Ten List for 3/29/94
18. OLDIE: Dave Barry on Electricity.
19. offensive to gays

1. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted - 1 clean, 1 crude
2. Ida moon (fwd, clean)
3. Riddles for kids of all ages
4. Neiman Marcus/genetic engineerin
5. Things to know while traveling in the Middle East (offensive to the Middle East!)
6. Electrical question/clean
7. Offensive to teachers
8. Feminine Hygiene
9. Tired of working? Here are some tips...
10. The Clipper Chip Theme Song
11. Humor about loaning money from early almanacs
12. I cant believe your that stupid
13. Top Ten List for 3/30/94
14. Top 10 Sexually tilted lines from "Star Wars"
15. condom joke--maybe offensive
16. Humor about physicist, mathematician, and engineer
17. Humor: The elephant and the naked man
18. Re: Electrical question/clean
19. Jerry Seinfeld and a Blond Joke <blnd joke, probably offensive>