The Humor List Postings for April 1994

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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1. Riddles for kids of all ages
2. How did you get into your pants?.....
3. off to gays
4. FW: Fresh off the wire
5. Humor: New contributors wanted & 10 new urban legends
6. A mathematician, a chemist, and an engineer....
7. Life 3.U A collection of clean humor gathered on: 21 Nov 88
8. Math humor: Peter Lax jokes <knowledge of math required>

1. Care of Floppy disks
2. Humor: Lewis Grizzard funny book titles
3. Salesperson humor; involves excrement
4. Humor: Lewis Grizzard humor
5. parents sayings <shouldnt be offensive>
6. More parental sayings
7. Sam I am; Purpose of Usenet; Fascinating Panama
8. <political>

1. MORE BOOK TITLES (offensive to chineese and book lovers)
2. The Bible: offensive to Christians
3. Kid Humor; one mild expletive
4. Joke <pachydermally oriented>
5. H: DC needs a baseball team <bashing the press>
6. HUMOR: Kids say the darnest things
7. Over Weight & Pizza Hut Urinals <very funny>

1. offensive to whales? Poles? Scots?
2. Kids humorous sayings
3. Humor--unethical doctor <adult situation>
4. Divine Wind and Messy Shorts <funny, but profane in spots>
5. Humor: Happy Funball!!!
6. test
7. Church Humor (clean)
8. Joke <reference to God>
9. <humor> scottish-bash
10. Smart Dog Joke (2 Profane Words)
11. Humor: The death of the farmers cow and wife <almanac>
12. Political/religious news (wierd)
13. Riddles for kids of all ages
14. Life 3.V A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
15. Patience with patents
16. Humor: Thinking about you <bittersweet poem>

1. Joke for Easter Season
2. Talking Dog, Part Deux <nearly clean>
3. Humor: PC names of sports teams (non-offensive, I hope)
4. May be offensive to af-am + a few others
5. Life 3.V A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
6. Bar conversation <rude><off. to virgins>
7. humor <sexual connotation>
8. Addr: (Offensive to) Blondes (If they understand them)
9. MAY BE OFFENSIVE
10. Jeffery Dahmer and art (tasteless)
11. Political -Clinton joke
12. HUMOR: A sex guide to Lucky Charms <risque>
13. Cards....<offensive to jacksons>
14. guess what it is
15. Oldie - non-offensive
16. Pepsi, Flooding, & Pilots Licenses <off. to Pepsi>
17. Humor: Why the shy is blue <poem>
18. Dr. Fegg <sick humor>
19. Humor: West Virginia application <ethnic alert>
20. Contributors List Test (may be offensive)
21. Clean, animal related
22. <sex very funny>
23. top 10 (?) signs you need sleep

1. Dr. Fegg (again!) <sick>
2. Headline; Ancestry; Lawyers
3. Humor: Politics (some "dirty" language, risque situations, and slightly offensive to politicians, but basically a good time)
4. LIMERICK (Risque)
5. VOX IDIOTAS TOP 100 PICK-UP LINES
6. Possibly offensive to referees :-)
7. Humor List Reader test (clean)
8. Some Questions(clean)
9. Bobbit Joke <nasty, but short and sweet>
10. {risque}, may be offensive to the elderly....
11. Life 4.1 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
12. Humor: State of the Loo Report
13. A Whole Bunch of Top Tens
14. Fegg:lullabies/games <sick humor>

1. Vending machines - clean (but wierd)
2. Suggestive
3. BOBBIT jokes <sexual connotation, obviously>
4. dear abby
5. What is Love? <derisive and adult theme>
6. More elephant jokes, and whatever else I can think of . . .
7. Humor: I hate to wait <nonsense poetry>
8. elephants

1. Various Jokes <offensive to blonds & some nasty>
2. Baseball, offensive to Mantle fans
3. FIRST RULE OF CRIME: DONT GET SIDETRACKED
4. Fegg!: Cookery <sick humor>
5. Another funny sign.
6. "Artsy" people - <may be off. to anyone with talent>
7. HUMOR: Street Signs <risque>
8. Manifesto
9. Signs
10. Hoosier Hoops Humor
11. Bill And Hillary
12. HUMOR: Street Signs <risque>
13. Life 4.2 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
14. Top Ten Lists for 4/6/94 and 4/7/94
15. Correction **oops!**
16. Indianapolis Colts

1. <humor> News from the BBC and a blonde joke
2. Top Ten List for 4/8/94
3. Hoosier Hoops II
4. Yugos <clean, appreciative of the squirrel>
5. Fegg!: Intro <very sick humor>
6. Humour: Saskatchewan
7. Bad Jokes>offensive to Hillbillies>
8. HUMOR--political
9. Church Signs, mild.
10. humor <sexual connotation>

1. Fegg: magic <sick humor>
2. Northridge Earthquake Signage
3. What happened when Hosokawa told his friends he was resigning
4. self serving excuses
5. library database
6. Riddles for kids of all ages
7. More animal humor :) <rated G, almost>
8. reading test & motivation <clean>
9. Hoosier Hoops Humor III
10. HUMOR: A Missouri fable <ironic>
11. Re: Northridge Earthquake Signage

1. Shopping
2. Fegg: a quiz
3. Addr: Merit Badges for Man Scouts (clean)
4. Math humor: To catch a lion problem <part 1 of 5>
5. Very short joke or two. <crude, nasty>
6. Almanac humor: Living long enough <early American humor>
7. HUMOR, Political
8. HUMOR <sexual connotation>
9. Rejected posting to HUMOR@UGA
10. State Your Business
11. Life 4.3 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
12. I want the baby born NOW!
13. <Risque> May be offensive to Chinese....
14. Humor: A joke on people who are self-conscious about defects
15. jokes (really long)
16. HUMOR notes and an Income Tax analysis <political>
17. One More Northridge Earthquake Sign
18. <humor> a bit corny, but heavenly

1. Gender-based (1 Freudian, 1 urological and gross)
2. Lesbian Dinosaurs & Another Bobbit Joke. <bad taste, etc>
3. From the Daily Collegian
4. aids update report [insensitive to the terminally ill]
5. Bobbit joke - Crude
6. Fegg: first aid <sick humor>
7. Jokingly .... <ethnic but cute>
8. Mild sexual connotation
9. Rumor: Nirvana is disbanding (NOTE: Sick, suicide humor)
10. Your Lifetime Goal Achievement Checklist <derisive>
11. Un-Authorized reprint of a news article (duh!) - clean
12. Humor: Exploitation of dead animals <journalism bashing>
13. Joke (clean)
14. Humor: Advice about migranes <adult theme>
15. Some thoughts on Japan (political? satire)
16. Top Ten List for 4/11/94 (11/17/93)

1. Humor: Health Care (risque)
2. Humor: Utilitarian Dilemma (clean)
3. spoonerisms, w/mild ethnicity
4. Too many to list; see first paragraph of body
5. Humor: Walked into a bar joke & Bobbitts phone #
6. Fegg!: Anthems <not sick>
7. RUDE!
8. 4 Gynecological jokes <offensive to people without willies>
9. Take it Away!
10. 4 Condom jokes <offensive to people WITH willies>
11. Humor: The sex life of an electron (oh so vaguely risque)
12. Worlds End <poetic humor>
13. Famous people postulate why that chicken crossed the road.
14. How To Be A Clever Film Critic <may be off. to film critics>
15. elephant joke, midly offensive
16. Life 4.4 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 9 Jan 89
17. computer humor. Non-offensive
18. Car Names Explained. <ethnic, crude&nasty>
19. short jokes (some dirty)
20. Australian Trip
21. Difference twixt IBM and Jurassic Park? (clean)
22. Almanac humor: Gallows humor - a special favor
23. Alzheimers joke
24. From our You cant do that! department...
25. Math humor: To catch a lion <part 2 of 5>
26. Book review of the Gospels <profane>
27. Top Ten List for 4/12/94 (11/10/93)
28. Trendy Pastor

1. HUMOR <offensive to clowns>
2. Top 10 Pick-Up Lines for Christians
3. play on use of English (no offence)
4. The Match Game Contest - Risque
5. doctor joke <profanity>, priest joke <risque, offens. christians>
6. Fegg: Anatomy <very sick humor>
7. More Alzheimers humor (slightly offensive)
8. HUMOR: (crude & Graphic) what kids do to parents!
9. One day in the Jungle <racist and crude>
10. How To Face Up To Your First Job <derisive>
11. HUMOR: Keep it simple
12. Migrane Headaches <profane>
13. Urban Legends...
14. Hunting Humor
15. Math humor: To catch the lion problem <3 of 5>
16. Humor: Tax time last year and the MacInTax program....
17. The story of ice-beer <best-of-usenet>
18. The Income Tax Song (offensive to IRS agents)
19. Top Ten List for 4/13/94 (11/3/93)
20. Match Game/Bathroom Humor (risque)
21. Fellow and a wife in doctors office <funny, not too bad>

1. 1. Kurt Cobain 2. Prosthetics gags
2. Gong Awards for 1992 <British humor>
3. The First Sermon (Offensive to Priests, but not bad)
4. Weird News: Bomb Scare
5. 2 Baby Jokes <sick>
6. Practical first aids for home accidents. Part I of II.
7. Change of life joke
8. Leper Joke (offensive to lepers, or sensitive people)
9. Politically Correct Definitions
10. 9 Secret Love Techniques... <sarcastic, may be off. to men>
11. The smartest house on the block???
12. blondes
13. Life 4.5 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 9 Jan 89
14. Religious - slightly irreverent
15. Religious Humor
16. Top Ten List for 4/14/94 (9/20/93)
17. Excuse to miss school Blunders
18. The Match Game (for Friday)
19. Top Ten List for 4/15/94 (11/19/93)

1. Sex joke <slightly off-color>
2. Keillors humorous comments about the press & Whitewater
3. More leper jokes (typically gross and potentailly offensive)
4. Humor: So youre just going to shoot your wife
5. Little Red Riding Hood <PC version>
6. Vampire Humour
7. Advice on proper language

1. Religious with a government twist
2. Religious humor: Atheist joke <profane>
3. <funny sayings>
4. Spies: which side?
5. HUMOR: condom in animal orgy (sick)
6. "SCRABBLE" CLUES, etc.
7. French redefined

1. <HUMOR> Academic life + a sober warning on libel on the Net
2. truth stranger than fiction....
3. 4 Medical: Deaf Wife, Commie, Doc bad in bed, Passing BBs<crude>
4. More Politically Correct Definitions
5. Weird News: Theft
6. Math humor: To catch a lion <part 4 of 5>
7. PRACTICAL FIRST AIDS FOR HOME ACCIDENTS. PART II OF II.
8. The "NEW" Slang Of Love(non-offensive)
9. 9 Secret Love Techniques... (may be off. to women)
10. 2nd Graders (mildly crude, but hilarious).
11. Top Ten Rejected Dr. Seuss Titles
12. final poll results & couple of jokes <tasteless>
13. Life 4.6 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jan 89
14. Sex joke <mild, off. to superhypersensitives>
15. More Rejected Childrens Book Titles
16. Rude humor: 3 kinds of sex
17. Cross-cultural humor: How to cook dog

1. Top Ten List for 4/18/94
2. Ideal measures <a bit risky>
3. computer virus humor
4. <HUMOR> Male organ enlargement
5. Plane Humor
6. HUMOR:TV Show Name <crude>
7. HUMOR-David Koresh
8. Hes Baaaaack: John Bobbit to remarry!
9. Poll restated and a very, very sick sex/baby joke!
10. HUMOR <sign language--off. to deaf>
11. How Much Are You Worth? <may be rude>
12. Life 4.6 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jan 89
13. <Humor> INTERNET Advertising
14. Math humor: to catch a lion <part 5 of 5>
15. Adult stuff (Not offensive)
16. FW: a little rocket science...
17. assorted collection
18. cow education
19. Joke non-offensive
20. The Japanese won the boat race

1. elphant riddle<bad word implied>
2. Top Ten List for 4/19/94
3. Deadly Aviation <may offend flight attendents>
4. French English
5. Political Humor <offensive to Republicans?>
6. Fish story (true); Blindly ignorant computer users
7. 3 daughters riddle <it is a groaner>
8. Czech humour.
9. 3 Medical: Birth Pain, Quadruplets, Big Dick/Stutter<risque>
10. why juggling is better than sex
11. Almanac humor: Miser joke
12. <No Subject Given>
13. Bad Pun
14. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
15. Top Ten Pickup Lines Of Female Game Show Contestants<non-offensive>
16. Auction of columbus time objectS.
17. Cookie Dough VS. Men <maybe off. to both sexes>
18. Toilets and Foggers <non-offensive>
19. What I [M. Groening] Learned in School <mocking>
20. Humor: Cat humor (Q&A)
21. Mo Blonde Jokes <Slightly Adult>
22. A child who can count (clean)
23. FW: Big Bang entries
24. Gender humor: men and linoleum
25. Notice to Customers
26. Many many MANY Deep Thoughts <SNL>
27. Life 4.7 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
28. More Match Game Questions/Answers (Risque/Off Color)
29. blondes
30. Top Ten List for 4/20/94

1. Humorous Look at the Green Card Posting
2. Political humor (76 lines- Really!)
3. Could be offensive to nobody unless you hate corn!
4. Software testing; send email; Birthday announcement
5. Parents Guide to Teenage Crime and Punishment <mocking>
6. HUMOR <racial, offensive to blacks>
7. Humor: Parachute Paradigm (minorly insulting to lots of people)
8. Little Johnny (Slightly off
9. humor: Political Content <clean>
10. Absenteeism Memo <may be offensive to employers>
11. FW: Cat Bathing as a Martial Art (long - 90 lines)
12. Almanac humor: The Frenchmans message lately translated
13. Microsoft & The BORG
14. Top Ten Monty Hall Turn Ons
15. Hunters joke (off. to color people)
16. Humor: Apartment Rent <risque> ...fwd

1. Top Ten List for 4/21/94
2. Womens most important men <offnesive to women, possibly>
3. Misleading headlines PG
4. Weird News: A Boston Museum
5. Computer Bowl; Luser
6. <Humor> Baseball: Kruk & Jordan <rude>
7. FW: Why men are in charge???
8. Why is sex like a bank?
9. Humor: Top 10 networks shakier than T-3
10. Math humor: Deriving
11. Your Childhood Trauma Checklist <may recover bad memories>
12. Top Ten Signs Youve Watched Too Many Gameshows<non-offensive>
13. Oh! To be young again.
14. Old Spy Joke <clean>
15. Humor: Capitalism explained
16. Bobbit joke
17. Circumcision/Jewish customs -- Potentially offensive
18. Doctor joke <slightly sexually offensive>

1. Top Ten List for 4/22/94
2. Political humor: Margaret Thatcher
3. Pun (crude)
4. 8 limericks <several crude>

1. The 9 Types of users -- Part 1
2. Joke: May offend Navy sailors
3. humor: very very racist humor
4. Humor: Deviants defined
5. Lost Ann Landers Letter (phony)
6. tarzan and elephants <mildly offensive and crude>
7. Memory
8. Clinton joke <offensive to Chelsea lovers>

1. Bobbit song <crude, cruel>
2. <Humor> A diet plan through sexual activity
3. The 9 Types of users -- Part 2
4. Lost Ann Landers Letters (again!)
5. Royko: Let the punishment fit the crime
6. First Aid, Amish Gardening, Animals for Women (See 1st line for warning)
7. Commode - Call Home clean
8. Twins & horses <clean>
9. Kurt Cobain joke (gross)
10. Top Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You <sort-of offensive>
11. Almanac Humor: Loud beggar
12. Bittersweet poem about drinking
13. FW: A very Heavy Subject...
14. pun
15. Life 4.8 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
16. HUMOR: New Barbie Doll
17. New Tax Law <crude, poss. mild off.>
18. Rude Humor: Blonde bomber joke
19. Veterinarian <Slightly offensive>
20. Juggler joke <clean>

1. Humor: How to be a cultist (offensive to cultists)
2. French joke <clean>
3. Proclaimations; Signs
4. Clean college joke
5. Czech humour.
6. Announcements...
7. Joke: Russian woodcutter
8. Life 4.8 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
9. Quick wit <salty language>
10. First Aid Part II (may offend those who dont like medical ignorance
11. Hazards of taking yourself too seriously?
12. Re: Clean college joke
13. Top Ten List for 4/25/94

1. Procrastination -joke/not-offensive
2. Amy Fischer <Possibly Offensive to Teen Age Prostitutes>
3. Weird News: Norwegian Bank Robbery
4. offensive to polish and italians (maybe)
5. Intelligence of Dogs
6. HUMOR notes & an old folks joke
7. The defects factory. (More Marco A. Almazan Humor)
8. How to make a toaster controller
9. Alamac humor: The philosopher and the tyrant
10. The defects factory. (More Marco A. Almazan Humor)
11. Practical joke: the zapper
12. Interesting News Items from Globe & Mail, Toronto.
13. Chemistry: True Story!
14. Tongue in check MS windows article
15. country, computer jokes,& 1 farm animal sex <slightly adult>
16. Birth Control <adult theme>
17. Life 4.9 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
18. Terrorist Joke <clean unless you are pro-terrorist :)>
19. Helpful Kitchen Tips
20. Top Ten List for 4/26/94
21. Groaner and a Fwd: Fwd: whale story
22. Off-Beat News Stories

1. Nirvana Jokes
2. Real-life humor (non-offensive)
3. no offence - risque perhaps
4. WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG
5. Nancys Poem
6. Texas Ego <clean>
7. Addr: Infidelity - but its clean
8. "higher" education [potential gross bigotry]
9. Life 4.9 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
10. Kurt Cobain/Courtney Love/Richard Nixon Jokes (Not gross)
11. More Bobbittry, etc. (pg-13)
12. Top Ten Signs Youve Had Great Sex<offensive?>
13. Gross humour
14. HUMOR: Vulgar, against men & about lesbians
15. Prostitutes, mistresss and wives (suggestive)
16. Humor: Recommended readings for future math majors
17. Party Pranks <Mildly offensive, mildly funny>
18. Enlarged Genital Organ <slightly profane>

1. German Joke: Offensive To Germans
2. American Beer (Mildly Gross)
3. Top Ten Questions Asked Of New Girlfriends<mildly offensive>
4. skunks
5. Addr: Tailors - one F word
6. Re: American Beer
7. oral sex <off. to catholics>
8. This aint what Popeye puts in *his* pipe; Dutch Scientist Discovers Best Way To Swat Fly!
9. Hunters Worst Nightmare......... <risque>
10. Blonde vegetable joke <cute>
11. Male poetry: Remembering my standing member
12. Life 4.A A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Feb 89
13. Party pranks.
14. Aladdin Parody: Slightly crude *OFFENSIVE*
15. X-files humor
16. Humor: Joke about a Party (should not offend)
17. short joke and long Nixon/Cobain expose
18. **copyright notice** and Computer Lab Humor
19. doctor joke <crude>
20. Mild - Offensive to Refrigerators
21. CPA, lawyer, engineer (violence to CPA & lawyer, as usual)
22. Golf joke (PG)
23. Michael Jackson Joke <gross>

1. Clean
2. Computer Lab: other 25 ways
3. 2 drunks (off. to Irish)
4. Michael Jackson Joke (Offensive)
5. old couple/sex
6. Disney Parody Song
7. Humor: Bedroom fencing (suggestive)
8. harassment and discrimination