The Humor List Postings for May 1994

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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1. Professorial quotes
2. Denver airport (clean)

1. Friends, Britons, Countrymen, send us your fleas! What is true love? Here is an illustration of it:
2. SICK JOKE
3. Oldie: You know you a ho when... <offensive to hos>
4. Almanac Humor: The eternal reward of a miser
5. Clinton Joke
6. The customer is always right <humor>
7. Funny things Rush said <American Political Humor>
8. The Old Man & The Donkey <Risque, (R) Language>
9. Learning to spell with "Darnell" [1/2] (may offend some)
10. Life 4.B A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
11. world war I joke [potentially offensive to german people]
12. nuns confession <mildly risque - prob. offensive to Catholics>
13. Humor: Dogs & Foxes <poem>
14. Top ten Bob Barker Turn Ons<offensive to people who dont like game shows>
15. Humor: Interesting diagnosis <crude>

1. Learning to spell with "Darnell" [2/2] (may offend some)
2. WARNING: SICK JOKE
3. Limerick
4. Addr: Top 15 Masochistic Past times
5. Excerpts from HOME ECONOMICS course from the 1950s PART ONE
6. Humor: The purpose of mens ties <males be warned>
7. Offensive to Japanese

1. Canine seeks house!! (must allow humans)
2. True Story
3. Baby joke <sick>
4. Difference between Man and Woman
5. Almanac humor: Great example of gallows humor
6. Addr: Brain Dead Trivia
7. Math humor: Half-way experiment
8. American baseball joke: What is a balk?
9. fulldeckisms part 1 of 7
10. Ass (mule) Poem <risque>
11. <sexual context; beastiality> Offensive to 19.37%
12. Politics
13. Humor: The timeless chip announcement (spoof)
14. tasteless/offensive to elderly
15. Two gallegos in Las Vegas <Offensive to spainiards>
16. Kurt Cobain
17. man joke
18. So You Want to be an Unrecognized Genius <derisive>
19. Another Rooster Joke.<risque lang; & off. to male Homosexuals.>
20. Excerpts from HOME ECONOMICS guide circa 1950s Part 2
21. Physicist solves the problem of the infertile chickens
22. Computer humour. Clean.
23. Life 4.C A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
24. Humor: chain letter humor
25. Game Show Humor <offensive to blacks>

1. Practical joke
2. True Story <Gross>
3. Prayer of Democrats
4. Dog and Cat
5. Baseball (Sort of), Clean
6. Slightly Off Color -- May be offensive to women.
7. aphorism - clean
8. Sexual Joke
9. Womanhood edits (fwd)
10. nuptial conversation
11. Humor: How to discuss middle east politics
12. Humor: Academic talk (offensive to professors)
13. vasectomy humor: not offensive but slightly sensitive
14. 3 legged chicken joke <classic>

1. one "f" word and genetic engineering
2. nice answer
3. Limericks <adult themes>
4. Best police in the world contest. (Offensive to mexican cops, cruel to animals)
5. FULLDECKISMS part 2 of 7 (Long 80+ lines)
6. practical joke <computer>
7. Political humor: Out of the mouth of Rush Limbaugh
8. Farmer
9. Gorilla joke bad words non offensive
10. Humor: Academic ranks explained
11. Dont feed the animals.
12. Twinkies are us <American culture>
13. Humor: Chemical people (a little bit long and slightly offensive to both sexes... oh, and some not-so-nice words too)
14. Life 4.D A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89

1. Humor: Dutch words in English <quiz>
2. Humor: high Royal standards of our news media
3. Answering machine causes war
4. Executives expense accounts for July/August <adult humor>
5. Billboard w/ Nazi reference

1. Profane jokes (2): Holy Water & Gods sense of humor
2. Political Smear Speech (part 1)
3. Studdering man <shouldnt hurt anyone>
4. Humor: Academic talk (slightly offensive to teachers and students)
5. Stupid tourist Questions
6. What is 3+1? <Sanitized for your protection>
7. High Tech Definitions
8. Humor: sexy talk
9. Political wannabe bares all!

1. Spanking joke (offensive to supporters of ACLU)
2. Humor: Gotta microwave oven, yet? & Administrivia
3. Style Challenge -- Epitaphs
4. Bartender joke <some offensive language>
5. Batchelor party pranks( Insensitive, cruel, sexual contents, GREAT)
6. Life 4.E A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
7. Humor: Prime numbers (insulting to just about everyone)
8. Crue christmas joke (Offensive to people who has cancer) Dont read before 25-Dic ;-)
9. Gorilla love <somewhat offensive>
10. Various clean jokes
11. WARNING: Sexually Explicit Joke

1. JOKE + Background <ethnic>
2. political smear speech (pt 2)
3. Top Ten Names for the Rolling Stones Tour <clean>
4. Risque joke with an adult theme
5. HUMOR: Bobbitt Joke <crude>
6. Banned Books ( clean )
7. Tonya Harding - <G>
8. Country Music
9. Joke (offensive to Tarzan and his fans)
10. Airport Humor <off. to anyone owning an airport snack bar>
11. fulldeckisms 3 of 7
12. Poem: autobiography of a comic
13. Builders <very profane language, including F_ word>
14. Humor: 11 pretty good rules

1. Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck... <funny, possible off. to rednecks..>
2. A Letter From Home
3. <clean> Journalist faux pas
4. Almanac humor: Epitaph + being a fool joke
5. Oxymorons (1 of 3) <offensive to most everyone>
6. Temperature
7. 2 quick jokes + 1 gallegos jokes <Offensive 2 spaniards>
8. Clean - may be offensive to hillbillies
9. California Govenor Pete Wilson - Offensive to Pete
10. Life 4.F A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
11. Rest of You might be a red neck.. <off. to red necks>
12. Dr. Kevorkian9s Answering Machine - some people may find offensive
13. fulldeckisms part 4 of 7

1. Hippy Joke Or Something
2. Academic screwing, language rough
3. Lie competition
4. Truck ad (clean)
5. some jokes from Estonia
6. A Bad Bobbit Joke
7. Mild Adult theme...Off to some Women
8. Risque joke with an adult theme
9. Riddle <offensive>
10. Two Clean Jokes
11. Oxymorons (2 of 3) <offensive to most everyone>
12. fulldeckisms 5 of 7 (The end is nearing)
13. Joke about Michael Fay (recently caned in Singapore)
14. Terse Observation
15. camels/sex(poss. offensive to Arabs)
16. Cowboy & Indians Joke <may be offensive to Native Americans & women>
17. Jokes about Rush Limbaugh (American political humor)
18. Ideas to do in a party
19. Michael Fay joke

1. Sperm bank <R - vulgar>
2. possibly offensive to women and state troopers
3. Oxymorons (3 of 3) <offensive to most everyone>
4. Magic; thieves
5. Fulldeckisms - part 6 of 7
6. Humor: poem about the boozer and the pig
7. Early Almanac humor: Drunkards (2)
8. Jerry Falwell (American political humor)
9. King Arthur <Adult sexual terms>
10. Jokes about Rush Limbaugh
11. Lucky Streak <perhaps offensive to Hindus?>

1. Humor: American oders
2. Telephone messages
3. reqd courses (sexist but =)
4. Woman at Doctor <offensive to Blacks> Hunter <profane>
5. Male Restroom Grafiti <crude>
6. Johnny Quest (for those of us who remember the kid)
7. Men without problem < may be offensive to older persons>

1. Diamonds are carbon-based, arent they?
2. Humor: Mathematical lyrics

1. Pedophile Joke <tasteless>
2. <HUMOR> On the run from bears & Whats in a name
3. Joke about Michael Fay (of Singapore fame)
4. Condom Humor <May be Offensive>
5. Things Id Like to hear - But Wont ...(Clean,non-offensive)
6. Almanac humor: Food pun
7. Biology 101, one bad word
8. Corpse humour.
9. In response to urinalisms
10. Life 4.G A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
11. Quick and Dirty (not really) Cowboy joke. <could offend.>
12. Humor in the news & administrivia
13. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/16/94

1. syaing <offensive to figs and females>
2. First Woman <offensive to women> Another Urinalism <profane>
3. HUMOR: Body Parts <crude>
4. Humor: An airline pilot with a PR problem (clean)
5. Cartoon Laws of Physics
6. Fulldeckisms the end no more finished part 7 of 7
7. Meeting Minutes <off to Psychics>
8. Am political humor: Lampooning the Am Spectator
9. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/17/94

1. Involves Gravity (clean)
2. Humor: Birth and the Old Man (risque inference)
3. risque, offensive to Madonna (if possible!)
4. Buh-Buh and Hillary (PG-13)
5. Thoughts to ponder......
6. "Pickles" humor - perhaps offensive to grandparents...
7. Enjoying life
8. HOW MANY? <light bulb riddle, clean>
9. Fightin With the Folks <offensive only to the sensitive>
10. Life 4.H A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
11. more reqd courses (sexist)
12. Humor: Real Quality Dog
13. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/18/94
14. Dumb lady who cant say no. <more or less unintelligent, etc. funny>

1. JOKE "Three indians" (may be offencive to indians)
2. First Date <adult situations & language>
3. Risque Joke with adult theme and religious overtones
4. Drive-by Doughnut Attack
5. 1 CLEAN, 1 <RACIAL SLURS AND LANGUAGE>
6. Humorous aphorisms
7. Musical Jokes <harmless> (Long - 23044 bytes)
8. Bill and Hillary (Offensive to first ladies)
9. Humor: A man and woman crash a car (very risque)
10. Risque missionary joke - implied sexuality
11. Cattle Humor (non offensive )
12. FW: BOBBITT HILLBILLIES...
13. Three wishes
14. Why I fired my secretary (adult theme)
15. A man and his wrist watch (completely obscene)
16. <No Subject Given>
17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/19/94

1. Need a more convenient eclipse (true story)
2. Czech humor.
3. Humor: Childs prayer
4. Light Bulb Joke <off to Pro-Lifers>
5. Memory <clean>
6. Psyche (1st contribution)
7. user specifications (clean)
8. CONFESSION<SINFUL>
9. Saying
10. Domestic Cookery (May offend Southeast Asians)
11. Offensive to blacks, mexicans, gays, postal workers, and rabbits.
12. Ethnic slur, otherwise clean
13. Cruel Woman (clean)
14. Slightly off-color
15. Last joke from Ian for the summer
16. Life 4.I A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 May 89
17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/20/94
18. Two friends (clean)

1. JOKE: 3 men in heaven (risque)
2. SNOW BLIND (SOME PROFANITY)

1. Humor: Kids at Church
2. Political joke (off. to those sensitive to Middle East politics)
3. Indy 500 "Top 10 List" - some slighty offensive language

1. <HUMOR> Newspaper report from Japan + Irish joke on sandwiches
2. Offensive to religious people
3. Humor: Begging hero <nice news>
4. Humor: Married couple on honeymoon (not risque)
5. Math humor: lost in a canyon
6. Brooster the Rooster <implied sex>
7. Three Teas <offensive>
8. A DAY AT THE DOCTORS<RISQUE>
9. Life 4.J A collection of clean humor gathered on: 23 May 89
10. Deffinetly Offinsive to WOMEN, May be offensive to the Irish
11. Language Difficulties <sexual innuendo>
12. 3 medical sex jokes
13. Humor: Old man <poem>
14. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/23/94
15. Silent Cal & Rooster <slightly suggestive>

1. PC Computer regs
2. adult theme and offensive to jewish (Abie, etc)
3. Humor: Things you wish youd hear (non-offensive)
4. Offensive to "Real Men", "Real Women", and light bulbs.
5. Famous Ladies in Heaven <May be offensive to the female sex/Risque>
6. Humor: When I die
7. FYI:
8. Q&A Joke, slightly risque
9. Bedroom Golf (Sexual theme, kindof)
10. breeding pigs--no more offensive than pig-breeding in general
11. Can you believe this? Part Un <clean>
12. crude
13. dead people
14. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/24/94

1. short jokes!!!!
2. Sperm & Blood <Vulgar !>
3. A Short Joke <clean>
4. Qualification (urban legend)
5. Funny dieting experiment <offensive to cat lovers>
6. Bathroom Poetry (F word)
7. ANOTHER BATHROOM POETRY
8. <HUMOR> True Bathroom Poetry
9. Re: A man and his wrist watch (completely obscene)
10. Warning on restaurant menu (offensive to parents)
11. HUMOR: Warning about sharing humor
12. More Lies about Men (part deux) <clean>
13. Almanac humor: Pope v. Devil <sensitive for Catholics & lawyers>
14. Poem
15. Humor: Timmy goes to Confessions (slightly offensive)
16. Life 4.K A collection of clean humor gathered on: 30 May 89
17. Bank robbers
18. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/25/94

1. 3 jokes <Warning! Expicit language>
2. Elephants <Sexual>
3. Tarzan & Jane <dirty>
4. A Riddle for Kids (clean)
5. Fifteen Ways to Avoid Calories
6. More Facts about Men, Part Trois <clean>
7. Humor: How can you tell if you are making love to..(rude inference)
8. <OFFENSIVE TO JEWS(KIND OF) AND NUNS>
9. Racial (offensive to blacks and Jews)
10. Shakespearean Insults to order
11. Under the Elephant <off. to blacks>
12. Dyslexic Cop.
13. Traffic accident - clean
14. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/26/94
15. clean thought for the day

1. <HUMOR> Irish joke in a plane
2. Offensive to men
3. Are You Getting Old?<clean>
4. Life 4.L A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jun 89
5. Humor: US Navy in Spain joke (may be offensive to Jewish/black)
6. 25 Cromwell St <sick death>
7. A Riddle for Kids (clean)
8. A note on potential rapists <PC bashing>
9. I FEEL OK
10. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/27/94

1. Jokes short, may be offensive to various people (but I doubt it)
2. Norwegian humor
3. Re: Top Ten <offensive to Alar Pardia>

1. baby <black humor>
2. Senna Joke <sick>
3. Old folks home humor
4. 5 limericks <risque & rude>
5. Things Bill shouldnt say to Hillary <rude language, part 1/3>
6. Humor: Politically correct America <satire>

1. Recycled paper
2. Re: baby <black humor>
3. lawyers
4. Early Am almanac humor: Vicar of flip-plop
5. Gods sense of humor <profane>
6. HUMOR: Govt has sold us to aliens & administrivia
7. Humor: Things Bill should not say to H>Oillary <rude, part 2/3>
8. Elevator Fun (Harmless)
9. Bakery Joke & Race Horse Joke
10. Dennys Joke(offensive)
11. CRUDE SEXUAL HUMOR
12. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/30/94
13. Hymns for Professions <religious>
14. Gas emissions

1. Two eggs(Implied sex)
2. donations (offensive to religious people)
3. <HUMOR> Getting old
4. bear in bar (language)
5. Barbie Doll Joke
6. Are You Getting Old? Part 2/2 <clean>
7. Humor: Things Bill shouldnt say to Hillary <part 3 of 3>
8. French humor; English translations <some rude language>
9. FW: HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HEADS ABOUT TO BLOW UP
10. <No Subject Given>
11. HUMOR British crachers <eccentric>
12. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/31/94
13. Re: <HUMOR> Getting old