The Humor List Postings for June 1994

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
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1. Southerner Moves North (Foul Language)
2. Old Folks Humor
3. HUMOR: Morons at the Gate <may offend Catholics>
4. HUMOR:Talking animals, proud old man, OB joke (offensive to W.Va)
5. Humor in the form of a fable
6. Offensive to Women and Nancy Kerrigan
7. The Far Side
8. Humor about being born on the wrong side of the world
9. FW: Recipe for Jellied Moose Nose
10. Signs of a Rotten Day - Part 1/2 <clean>
11. Surefire Conversation Stoppers <clean>
12. Life 4.M A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Jun 89
13. Snaps (offensive Mother & family jokes)
14. Speech Recoginition <Clean>
15. Man and dog joke
16. Jewish humor (clean)
17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/01/94

1. <HUMOR> Internet report from the Times + 2 mildly sexual jokes
2. How to lose your job.
3. Signs of a Rotten Day - Part 2 <clean>
4. UK sex (offensive to former PM)
5. Early Am almanac humor: Jonathan Swift on lawyers
6. Math humor: engineer, physicist, and mathematician solve problem
7. There is no medicine for it...
8. Offensive to Baptists
9. Old Timers (clean)
10. My stigmatas acting up
11. Collection from AIX fortune <Clean>
12. HUMOR:Letters to Wife/Husband <sexual><crude><language>
13. <humor> Behavior In Public Places [suggestive]
14. Snail Riddle <non-offensive>
15. offensive masturbation joke
16. <No Subject Given>
17. David Lettermans Top Ten List 06/02/94

1. <HUMOR> Gynaecological examination but not crude
2. offensive to some?
3. HUMOR: Retirement
4. Knowing the Difference <May be offensive to Sr. Citizens>
5. Calculus Joke (suggestive, perhaps)
6. another recipe (maybe offensive to berkley grads?)
7. Real-Life Humor (non-offensive)
8. Funny things speakers say
9. <offensive>, <sex implies>
10. How To Be A Feisty Rock Critic <off. to rock critics - DUH!>
11. Life 4.N A collection of clean humor gathered on: 9 Jun 89
12. French joke <mildly sexual>
13. Tell My Boyfriend <crude, sexual>
14. "Write-Only" Memory
15. An easy riddle ( Oh, no| more Marco A. Almazan Humor.)
16. HUMOR GUIDE
17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/03/94

1. Humorous childhood poem about death
2. What is a tape tree? <You are putting me on humor>
3. Man in a bar <slightly risque>
4. Almanac humor: Willing to be ruined <adult theme>

1. Im Exprloring English <risque>
2. Coincidence
3. Riddle
4. Early Almanac humor: Trial by drowning
5. Off. to Clinton supporters
6. The Flamer- (Song- Clean)
7. Spell checking & Super Coputing
8. Scientific. Off. to monster lovers. Ethnic???
9. Geek Speak! (tame)
10. Bug vs Windshield <slightly gross>
11. offensive to Bill Clinton
12. Airline humor
13. Extra Style Points

1. Introducing New series of jokes
2. <lawyer bashing, crude, offensive>
3. Idiocy in Television Programming (clean)
4. Humor: Squirrels in trousers (clean)
5. joke
6. Humor: Administrivia & Norwegian humor
7. Explanation of obtuse joke post
8. Animal Joke <clean>
9. Short Jokes: ( 1 has the F word)
10. penis joke
11. Life little ways. Good clean fun.
12. Oliver North <offensive to Republicans>
13. Jokes for people with knowledge of math
14. An Obscene Phone Callers Worst Nightmare!
15. Life 4.P A collection of clean humor gathered on: 13 Jun 89
16. A true burglar story.
17. Kirk vs Picard <Offensive to Picard fans>
18. Pig joke & punk rocker joke <crude>
19. Hillary <Offensive to Bill & Hillary, sexual language>
20. JAP Jokes (mildly irreverant
21. offensive to Congress
22. Humor: Limericks <adult themes>
23. From The Devils Dictionary...
24. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/06/94

1. 2 JOKES
2. <lewd, crude, and generally rude>
3. Anti-Polish <pre-glasnost joke>
4. Mild Religious humor. <May be offensive to lawyers>
5. State College Rivalries
6. Beware of Your computer. Off. to CEOs and Receptionists
7. Early Almanac humor: I have something in my hand <crude>
8. "Real Programmers" <may be offensive to computer programmers
9. World War II French humor <translated>
10. Economist joke, rest of Kirk vs Picard
11. Bashing politicians <good fun>
12. HUMOR: Thomas Edison
13. doctor joke (poss. off. to women)
14. pun pun pun
15. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/07/94
16. Serenity Prayer: 2 variations

1. HUMOR<offensive to handicapped>
2. Sexual joke <offensive>
3. risque joke
4. on the bus <mentions impolite behaviour in public places - sensitive people - beware!>
5. More Politically Correct Definitions
6. New Game (only as offensive as you make it)
7. Contests we wouldnt run ...
8. Computer humor (UUBP)
9. Driving Tips for Maine
10. Riddle
11. Renaming Sex in front of the Kids <sexual>
12. Cattle Mutilations Language. off. rubes @ cityslickers
13. the final pun
14. Almanac humor: Last moment conditions for a marriage!
15. <Humor?> Paronomastic History
16. Lowering Ones Standards
17. YOU KNOW YOUVE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN ...
18. joke <some what crude>
19. DOCTORS SURGERY (Off. to Cretins)
20. Life 4.Q A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Jun 89
21. volunteer request
22. Great Jesus joke <definitely profane>
23. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/08/94

1. Introductory Pun
2. Poster jokes....(offensive to people who are on your case)
3. Birds and Pets (Clean Pun)
4. Knock-Knock joke <off. to women>
5. more true crime story
6. Typographical error corrected!
7. Twain political Quote
8. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/09/94
9. More from Devils Dictionary
10. Request
11. Mathematix Teacher Jokes (infers expletives)
12. possibly offensive to Jews
13. History of the World - Adam & Eve to Socrates (1 of 5)
14. Jokes <off to black, chinese, hispanic, poss. religious>
15. Subtle, Good-Natured Humor aimed at Texans
16. Urban Legends / sexual content
17. Reasons for accidents (clean)
18. STORY: Pat & Mike (Farmers, clean)
19. Cost of AOL...?
20. Lightbulb Joke <off to Lawyers>

1. joke
2. <HUMOR> Sexually related and racist
3. Mouse balls <implied sex related, very offensive to mice!>
4. Light bulb changing
5. Re: Poster jokes....(offensive to people who are on your cas
6. mouse balls
7. Limericks about Dick <8; crude>
8. Vette Restoration- CORRECT!
9. Re-union (Adult theme, clean language)
10. Humor: Squirrel joke
11. History of the World (Part 2)
12. Just 6 questions <May not be offensive> <Off.: to MOTD-L>
13. true stories
14. Another Knock-Knock Joke <Equal time for the wowmen>
15. vaseline powered car (sexual content)
16. Offensive to dogs and amputees
17. Offensive to veterans and widows...
18. Humor: little Willie & ruthless rhymes <crude>
19. Life 4.R A collection of clean humor gathered on: 17 Jun 89
20. Re: Just 6 questions <May not be offensive> <Off.: to MOTD-L>
21. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/10/94

1. RELIGION <POTENTIALLY OFFEN
2. Clinton jokes (bad taste
3. Ethnic humor: Hunting humans
4. World War II humor <Germans/Italians be warned>

1. Ethnic humor: Hunting humans
2. Humor: 10 Reasons to move to American <UK bashing>:-()
3. pehaps offensive to gays
4. Signs of the Times <non-offensive>

1. History of the World (Part 3)
2. D Day (fwd) <offensive to veterans and jingoists>
3. Humor: Transplant humor <mildly crude>
4. Dog humor/sexual content
5. More knock-knock jokes
6. Lightbulb jokes (off to programmers, tech support,
7. 2 jokes: Texas joke & a double put-down
8. FW: Microsoft Loves You!
9. sick leave: not offensive
10. <No Subject Given>
11. <Off. to Gay Poultry>
12. Students Prayer
13. A case of metalitis
14. Life 4.S A collection of clean humor gathered on: 28 Jun 89
15. Re: Life 4.S A collection of clean humor gathered on: 28 Jun 89
16. DOOM Excuses - Non-offensive
17. Clinton jokes(offensive
18. Humor: Sex v. IRS <guess who won?>
19. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/13/94

1. Catholic, it so happens, but Irish!
2. Stewardess (offensive to blondes)
3. DO *not* read unless you are Jim Harris...
4. joke
5. Belgians <offensive to belgians>
6. the unknown soldier
7. History of the World (Part 4)
8. Only in America <clean>
9. elephant jokes
10. Nursery rhyme (clean language)
11. Wierd News...
12. Mathematician vs Engineer [sexist]
13. FW: Howdy from Tony
14. Computer Humor - Offensive to Microsoft
15. TRUE TO REAL LIFE...
16. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/14/94

1. sex change operation <offensive to men, contains refference to sexual organs>
2. <No Subject Given>
3. Real Life Stranger than Ficton (Non-Off)
4. History of the World (5th & last part)
5. court funnies
6. STORY: Church sermon (should be clean)
7. tickmaster suit (non-offensive)
8. FW: clean joke
9. Job interviewees (clean)
10. Freudian Slip (clean)
11. Todays Comics
12. Light Bulb Jokes (1 of 25) <off to everyone>
13. Warning Signs That Youre A Slacker <off. to slackers>
14. Humor: unlikely book titles (part 1 of 6)
15. Male locker room humor: finding hookers in India
16. Golf - Risque
17. elephants,elephants and more elephants....
18. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/15/94
19. HUMOR <offensive to paraplegics>

1. Thought for the day
2. Bill Clinton Joke (off. to fans of the President)
3. Weird News: Animal Complaint
4. Light Bulb Jokes (2 of 25) <off to everyone>
5. O.J. Humor.....
6. Our Blameless Society (clean)
7. Our Blameless Society correction
8. Adult humor: Am baseball jargon in place of sex terms
9. Elephant Tongue Twister <one A.H. word>
10. Womens riot in heaven <Vulgar and sexist, off: to Women>
11. Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Corporate America.
12. Life 4.T A collection of clean humor gathered on: 30 Jun 89
13. Gallows humor - offensive to the death sensitive...
14. Am political humor: Lampooning of the American Spectator
15. NETHUMOR Voice recognition [clean]
16. Offensive to W. Va. folks
17. How to shoot yourself in the foot (Operating systems knowledge req.)
18. death & sex <not very offensive>
19. FW: a humor tidbit....
20. DIrty Limericks <Sexually Suggestive>
21. Early Am almanac humor: Lawyer joke, how can you be so exact?
22. Oj Simpson joke
23. Ubiquitous Redundancies Abound Everywhere
24. Clinton jokes (off. to Hillary and fans
25. Cannibal jokes <risque>
26. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/16/94

1. sex <adults only>
2. No arms and legs; fractured nursery rhyme.
3. Risque joke with an adult theme, offensive to eskimos.
4. Just say "No"
5. Truth is stranger than fiction
6. Channel Tunnel (Clean Puns)
7. Marketing (clean)
8. Early Almanac humor: Truth or Happiness
9. OJ Simpson
10. Math humor: counting
11. Flintstone/Buttafuoco
12. Addr: Real Men Dont... (clean)
13. Kids thoughts on LOVE (Pt 1 of 3)
14. O.J. Simpson <off. to O.J. fans>
15. Computer Riddle <shouldnt be off. to anyone>
16. Readers Digest jokes
17. Life 4.U A collection of clean humor gathered on: 30 Jun 89

1. Offensive to doctors
2. Humor: Gag letter <crude>
3. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/17/94
4. (potentially offensive to blacks)
5. Re: David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/17/94
6. pregnancy: goodnews/badnews
7. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/17/94 (the real thing)

1. Desert Island (offensive to those bereaved by Titanic tragedy?)
2. Shaggy Dog Story
3. Womb with a view
4. Roy Rogers humor (clean)
5. (some risque language) TOP 20 ENGINEERS TERMINOLOGIES
6. style challenge -- Personals
7. doctor joke <clean>
8. Family values joke from the funny pages

1. A Humid Recital Stirs Bangkok
2. French humor - clean
3. <offensive to OJ fans> Simpson jokes
4. O. J. <rude...what else?>
5. Clean song; plain old silliness
6. FW: 256k SIMMs (fwd)
7. Wood <clean>
8. Kids Thoughts on LOVE (Pt 2 of 3)
9. Clean joke
10. Simpson joke <offensive to OJ fans>
11. Humor: Unlikely Book Titles (Part 2 of 6)
12. Do you know anything about. . . (Off. to TUPs)
13. Life 4.V A collection of clean humor gathered on: 30 Jun 89
14. Parrot Story--Adult Humor, Possibly Offensive to Catholics
15. Norweigan Joke (off. to racists and U.S. Tourists (maybe?))
16. Men vs Women
17. Humour: church joke
18. COMPUTER HUMOR
19. A pair of clean jokes
20. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/20/94

1. silly jokes
2. Urban Folk Tale <clean>
3. Academic humor: sayings revived
4. Kids thoughts on LOVE (pt 3 of 3)
5. True Courtroom Humor, some adult themes.
6. Soccer humor - clean
7. OJ Humor
8. Forwarded mail....
9. Early calls
10. Be Silent <clean>
11. Cruel, tasteless and offensive to pet-lovers (you have been warned :-)
12. Early American almanac humor: Amorous young man (2)
13. Ignobel prizes
14. irony (thats a form of humor, isnt it?)
15. Animal noises (OFF to SPCA, animal rights, etc.)
16. The Booze Tube - <may be off. to AA members>
17. FW: What he really said...
18. Slings & Arrows <Misc. Offensiveness>
19. HUMOR: Baby Talk
20. adult lanquage
21. (World Cup) Soccer - clean
22. Couple of doctor jokes
23. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/21/94

1. Harvard joke (offensive to Harvarders)
2. Lifes Little Truths (Pt 1 of 17)
3. Youre overweight if...
4. Walking into bars (x3) <clean, risque, clean>
5. More OJ Humor (slightly offensive?)
6. Style Invitational Challenge
7. Light Bulb Jokes (3 of 25) <off to everyone>
8. Counting Kid
9. Copie de disquette (fwd)
10. Political Humor <Clean, but try reading it anyways>
11. General Humor
12. Handy Kitchen Tip #7 [Off. to Dairy Packers]
13. Elephant Joke <vulgar>
14. Redneck Medicul Dickshunary
15. Life 5.1 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Jul 89
16. Limericks <adult themes>
17. Profane joke about being brilliant
18. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/22/94

1. O.J. SImpson!
2. possible offensive to family lovers 1
3. miscellaneous jokes
4. Origin of "Kangaroo"
5. Offensive to Politicians (So?)
6. Thoughts to Ponder - Part I <clean>
7. gruesome o.j. simpson allusion
8. rjks3
9. Handy Kitchen Tips and WP Corp MIS
10. French jokes <sexual themes>
11. Vertically Challenged Red Riding Hood
12. The Day the Telephone Bug Hit (Long--98 Lines!)
13. TOP 11 WAYS TO MAKE MONEY IN A BAD ECONOMY
14. congress --off. 2 democrats
15. Kids say.....
16. a true Canadian
17. Cannibals (possibly off. to human flesh eaters)
18. Lifes Little Truths (Pt 2 of 17)
19. Re: congress --off. 2 democrats

1. Offensive to gays
2. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/23/94
3. potentially offensive to family 2
4. Belgians
5. Clean joke
6. Mildly offensive to Texans (maybe)
7. Thoughts to Ponder - Part II
8. Parochial School (off. to Catholics?)
9. Sick < rude but funny >
10. Life 5.2 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Jul 89
11. fresh O.J.
12. GOLF(Off to Religious folk)
13. Cute ethnic joke
14. Humor: Bill Gates goes to hell
15. Light Bulb Jokes (4 of 25) <off to everyone>
16. Our Ridiculous World - An Irony <Clean>
17. Armchair Linguistics (Offensive to language-users)

1. David Lettermans Top 10 List for 06/24/94
2. Offensive to Lawyers (I hope!)
3. Report about Rush Limbaugh (Funny to people who think hes dull)
4. Bobbitt Hillbillies (crude
5. Curious child <sexual content>
6. Honeymoon joke <Chinese couple>
7. WVa Weather <West Virginian Bashing>

1. Off lang. "S. Holmes and Dr. Watson"
2. Top Ten - Local Flavor
3. Ethnic slur w/ comeuppance
4. Offensive to Kentuckians

1. hard times
2. Sick < rude but funny >
3. Offensive to Jews (no offense)
4. Implied sexual content
5. Risque Golf Joke, Adult theme.
6. A Simpletons Guide to Science (stolen from UK magazine
7. Party on <extreme sexual content>
8. Thoughts to Ponder - Part III
9. silly jokes <offensive to intellectuals>
10. Math humor: cow milk production
11. Corrected Excerpt from Canadian Home Ec Text
12. Offensive to Democrats...
13. Cannibals
14. Veggies <offensive to clean joke haters>
15. Virtual Chemistry <clean>
16. Life 5.3 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Jul 89
17. Crude ethnic humor: Pol Pot, Am., Brit, and Canadian were...
18. HUMOR: Unliking book titles
19. More about OJ...
20. cat joke (offen. to cat lovers)
21. Light Bulb Jokes (5 of 25) <off to everyone>
22. Early Am. Almanac humor: Women talking (3)
23. circus joke (PG-13)
24. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/27/94

1. wives
2. Offensive to Chemists
3. Foreign help <offensive to US patriots>
4. Whats a Metaphor?
5. Thoughts to Ponder - Part IV
6. ( ) English - Its a funny language
7. Clean
8. Sexual Overtones/Plain Rude
9. offensive language and sexual references
10. Cricket joke about a puppy & HUMOR administrivia
11. Early Am. almanac humor: hang--the members of parliament
12. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/28/94

1. jewish joke <offensive to old people, immoral>
2. Filth
3. 4 women after holidays
4. Off. to Kentuckians
5. 10 things you shouldnt call oout the doctor for
6. Thoughts to Ponder - Part V of V
7. offensive to animal rights advocates
8. Bad Johhny Joke (Bad word! Bad, bad word!)
9. SON OF Bad Johhny Joke (Bad word! Bad, bad word!)
10. Hillbilly humor <some rude words>
11. More about OJ...
12. Wimbledon...(offensive to fans of Martina)
13. More Foghorn Leghorn
14. Life 5.4 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
15. Humor: Spanish invite (possibly offensive to black/jewish)
16. ENGLISH <poss. offensive to welfare recipiants>
17. Humor: How to clean up your language <bad language>
18. Another O J joke
19. tide soap
20. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/29/94

1. Rotten filth
2. LOTS of offens language!!! "FUCK YO
3. Little Thumbie
4. mouse traps
5. riddle, mathematics
6. Welcome to McDonalds <poss. off. to McDonalds Employees & Russians>
7. Another OJ joke
8. More bad Johnny <offensive language>
9. small jokes
10. Light Bulb Jokes (6 of 25) <off to everyone>
11. Offensive to Kentuckians
12. GOLF <Adult themes, Off. to women?>
13. Camp crafts
14. Selling Ducks <offen. words>
15. Re: English - Its a funny language (clean)
16. Star Trek (Lost episode 1 of 3)
17. Re: riddle, mathematics
18. CLINTON JOKE <off to Arkansians>
19. T Shirt Humor
20. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/30/94
21. Letter [off to Arkansians]
22. Little Thumbie II