The Humor List Postings for July 1994

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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1. DIRTY ROTTEN FILTH
2. ( ) Dorothy Parker-isms
3. offensive for Germans
4. Star Trek Lost Episode (part 2 of 2, not 3)
5. The 14 Commandments of the Religious Left (Political)
6. religous humor - clean
7. PETITES HISTOIRES DROLES (fwd) NOT OFFENSIVE
8. Early Am. almanac humor: Two clergy jokes
9. Senior Citizen Sex <adult theme>
10. Life 5.5 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
11. clean jokes
12. Irish joke
13. Bad Little Johnny
14. Offensive to women
15. Clean
16. Sexual content...
17. A POEM
18. Memory joke
19. Sexy talk <humor>
20. THE UNOFFICIAL OJ SIMPSON JOKE LIST
21. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/01/94

1. LIGHTBULB JOKES
2. Humor: Playing war the modern way <kiddie>
3. CLINTON JOKE <off to Hillary & feminazis>
4. Clinton jokes (crude,offensive
5. Man in a bar <risque>

1. Offensive to Mexicans
2. position available <offensive to columbians>
3. Offensive to Rednecks
4. Doctor joke (off. to women)
5. Sex in Sports
6. Dorothy Parker quotes

1. MISCELLANEOUS FILTH
2. Offensive to old guys
3. Horses
4. Politically Correct TV Shows
5. Atomic Blonde <sexy, adult>
6. An Ironic Guide to the Nineties
7. Early Am. almanac humor: Whats honesty? <lawyers be warned>
8. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/04/94

1. Two jokes (one is sexual)
2. Belgians
3. Revered leader ? (off. to dead communist leader ?)
4. Humor> Mind benders
5. Sexuality/nationality (off. to Latvians ?)
6. Pig Joke <clean>
7. (Technical) Top Ten Reasons White House Staff Likes Internet
8. ethnic humor & PC quotes
9. Southern Belle <language>
10. Pope humor
11. Life Little Truths (pt3)
12. Country Sayings (Clean)
13. <Sexually suggestive, off. to men, women, children, animals, etc.)
14. Weightlifting <risque>
15. Weightlifting <risque>
16. Railway joke <off. to Indians>
17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/05/94

1. Miscellaneous humor <some very rude>
2. Fishbone
3. Lifes Little Truths (Part 4)
4. HUMOR: traffic report, notes, and a grammar joke
5. Sexuality/nationality (off. to Lavians ?)
6. Mermaid <rude>
7. Miscellaneous jokes
8. Sex Jokes <mildly offensive>
9. Humor: George & the Dragon
10. fictious last words
11. Armchair computer science
12. things that never happen in Star Trek 1/2
13. Early Am. Almanac humor: Benedict Arnold joke
14. <off to African-Americans, Farmers>
15. Highway Line <offensive to ethnically disadvantaged>
16. Life 5.6 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
17. More O.J. <off. language>
18. O.J. Simpson Defenses (slightly sick)
19. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/06/94.tt

1. Whitehouse / Internet / surfers
2. humour academy, 1 of 2 <clean>
3. Another Little Bad Johnny Joke
4. Political Humor
5. CLINTON HILLBILLY SONG <offensive to Lefties>
6. Win any argument
7. Country Savings 2 (Clean)
8. 5 limericks <crude>
9. Embarrassing moment while visiting in Germany <a little crude>
10. Jewish Humor-Clean
11. Impatient One <rated PG>
12. more OJ!!!
13. Joke (mildly off)
14. Humor: Bob & Newt <adult theme>
15. More Jewish Humor
16. A Rabbi and a Minister
17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/07/94

1. Spelling Reform
2. POLISH
3. Things that never happen in Star Trek 2/2
4. Self-help Books - A plain mans guide
5. humour academy, 2 of 2 <clean>
6. little joke
7. Lifes Little Truths (Part 5)
8. kings
9. A couple more OJ jokes
10. Silly definition <clean>
11. Joke Response & Country Saying
12. Life 5.7 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
13. Non-offensive quote...
14. Another light-bulb joke - bad language, offensive to New Yorkers...
15. Country put downs - a few more
16. slightly racial OJ
17. O.J. Joke -- Racial
18. Offensive to elderly (?
19. Soccer jokes
20. Humor: a fake execution
21. 2 Top Tens & A farewell...

1. POLITICAL JOKES
2. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/08/94
3. English? and Singles
4. Jokes(off.to Clinton&fans
5. Humor: 5 limericks <crude; adult themes>
6. Word Processing Lifesaver
7. OJ Simpson Jokes (Rude, Crude, Very Funny)
8. Muppets <RUDE)
9. Armchair computer science
10. Humor: 3 wishes joke and If I won the lottery joke
11. Urban legend: Flying in LA

1. RELIGION (lewd)
2. Gift
3. The day the pig flew
4. Ugly Girls
5. Lifes Little Truths (Part 6)
6. Humor: Personal ad were guy describes his tool <explicit>
7. Sliced Bread
8. Politically Correct TV Shows

1. What is Fate ?
2. Censorship ( story rather than joke )
3. Response to Declaration of Independence
4. Miscellaneaious
5. Offensive to lawyers...
6. Burgled Crook...
7. Funny bumper sticker (offensive to fishermen)
8. Clinton Joke
9. Bumper Sticker
10. A Beatitude
11. Headline in 7/10/94 Baltimore Sun
12. Light Bulb Jokes (7 of 25) <off to everyone>
13. German army
14. Offensive to anyone who eats
15. Humor: A friend-of-a-friend travels to Greece...
16. Re: Light Bulb Jokes (7 of 25) <off to everyone>
17. <No Subject Given>
18. Camel II (vile and nasty)
19. Life 5.8 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
20. Lawyers (clean)
21. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/11/94
22. explicit humor

1. Nuclear Safety Tips
2. Death Sentence
3. Brochure-speak
4. About Asylum Inmates
5. Poker-playing dog
6. Humor: a verse about friendship
7. Experiment (poss. off. to Japanese)
8. Czech humor (Warning, two dirty words in joke!!!)
9. Supreme Court Opinion
10. Do-It-isms <off to everyone>
11. Early Am. almanac humor: allusion to Socrates
12. one-liners <nasty and offensive>
13. Re: Do-It-isms (Crude)
14. Lifes Little Truths (Part 7)
15. NIETZSCHE
16. Offensive to Dolly Parton
17. Bible Joke <clean>
18. More OJ humor
19. Nightly Prayers
20. More O.J.
21. Humor: Spirit of usenet
22. The 9 Types of Bosses - <may be off. to certain employers>
23. Neon...<off. to Des Moines?>
24. Brain Surgery <off to West Virginians>
25. Names: <Offensive to minorities>...
26. Belgians
27. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/12/94

1. (U) Lunch, the IBM Way Part 1/2
2. 2 riddles (sexual overtones)
3. Child Meteorology
4. Texas Aggie humor
5. offensive to Clintons and sexual.
6. Light Bulb Jokes (8 of 25) <off to everyone>
7. Life 5.9 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 27 Sep 89
8. Civil Engineer do it (sexual innuendo)
9. Sick News! (If you think)
10. Off to Frogs, police men
11. God Grant <off. to everyone- bad attitude>
12. offensive to women and cars!
13. Fly a Kite..... <sexual implications>
14. Humor: Two little kids fighting <adult theme>
15. sign
16. Write Clearly Please (clean)
17. Writing in Acronyms
18. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/13/94

1. Humor: Gifts of gloves for his sweetheart <risque>
2. Offensive to WASPS
3. 10 rules to keep the workers down/in their place
4. alcohol
5. What book is good (unoffensive, I hope)
6. Gods on the Phone <off. to Catholics>
7. Drowning
8. Army Retirement
9. Dirty Jokes
10. Humor: origin of titles
11. Lifes Little Truths (Part 8)
12. Humor: Things I love about New York
13. Light Bulb Jokes (9 of 25) <off to everyone>
14. Dog Joke (bad pun)
15. Humor: Vaseline Survey (sexual inference only)
16. Ventriloquist
17. Bill the Cat
18. St. Peters Gate <off. to Jews, Irishmen and Greeks>
19. Dirty Joke <sex. suggestive, bad words>
20. Life 5.A A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Oct 89
21. Specimen bottle (a bit crude)
22. Humor: Gifts of gloves for his sweetheart <risque>
23. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/14/94

1. POOPIE LIST (shitty jokes)
2. Homely people
3. (U) Lunch, the IBM Way Part 2/2
4. Nun Joke < may be offensive to nuns, priests, catholics>
5. Why women shouldnt wear silk panties to the factory.
6. 1 Truth & 2 jokes
7. A Deep Shaft.. (offensive to billy goats)
8. Slightly Risque
9. car ad
10. series of politically INcorrect jokes
11. A Tall Tale on Complex Forensics
12. Bits and Pieces jokes, plus 1 I heard
13. TV Memos
14. Limericks (clean)
15. Sneezing joke
16. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/15/94

1. New Priest (off. to Catholics) (1 bad word)
2. Humor: A toast to space <adult theme>
3. Ticking off Conservatives
4. Am political humor: parody of the American Spectator
5. Rules of apartment living Part 1/2
6. OJ jury and bar hopping
7. a continuing series of politically INcorrect musings
8. Joke(off.to Catholics,etc.

1. The Popes favorite joke <somewhat irreverent>
2. Politically Correct TV Shows
3. Joke request -- Polish

1. <off.to religious?>
2. Virgin joke <Adult>
3. Football (soccer) World Cup 1994
4. Sex & violence <rude & offensive>
5. Clean Scientific Humor
6. FW: New "from" address
7. Religious joke <clean>
8. Rules of Apartment Living Part 2/2
9. Dress for success
10. Life 5.B A collection of clean humor gathered on: 10 Oct 89
11. Adages from Famous People
12. Polish Joke Request
13. 2 jokes
14. lawyer joke (offensive but true)
15. Insensitive OJ joke & FR joke
16. Answering machine messages....
17. Gay joke. 1 crude word
18. Laboratory Humor
19. Early Am almanac humor: Epitaph for a scold
20. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/18/94

1. Lifes Little Truths (Part 9)
2. Length differences (rude)
3. Crude joke.(Offensive to incestiphiles)
4. Local Customs
5. cigarettes
6. 2 jokes: Flowers and marriage
7. Office Poster
8. Humor: Lee Harvey Oswald <sick; offensive to Kennedys>
9. Light Bulb Jokes (10 of 25) <off to everyone>
10. HUMOR: Lyrics to scrambled eggs & administrivia
11. PH-server (fwd)
12. Aggie humor (would be offensive if they could understand it)
13. Life 5.B A collection of clean humor gathered on: 10 Oct 89
14. Re: Length differences (rude)
15. Snail Humor
16. Sightless driving <offensive to sight impaired?>
17. Woodstock <clean for all>
18. Three-sheet bed <off. to whites? black people, and Mexicans>
19. Legal Briefs (non-offensive)
20. Country Sayings 3
21. Umpires <off to umpires>
22. Virgins <off. language>
23. More snail humor...
24. club foot (off to Italians? Club footed?)
25. Stupid Human Tricks.
26. Offensive to rabid fans of British royalty
27. Beginners Guide to Golf (poss offensive)
28. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/19/94

1. Toilet Training (may be offensive to feminists???)
2. Lunch (disgusting)
3. Food (may be off to: correct spellers, fat people, women)
4. Men And Women Are Not Alike
5. Humor: Toddlers creed
6. Heaven and Hell <ethnic>
7. Cement Driveway
8. Things To Do List
9. Men & Women <off to Men & women>
10. ZOO RELATIONSHIPS (True Story) from Voice of America Gopher
11. Canary Coloured Paint (sick animal humor)
12. Italian who went to Malta <language, italian stereotype>
13. SEXUAL; CRUDE
14. FW: Random media headline junk (fwd)
15. Humor: A few good Movies to rent, and food to go with them...
16. Lifes little inconsistencies...and greeting cards
17. Seductive delivery man
18. Life 5.C A collection of clean humor gathered on: 26 Oct 89
19. Spelling Checkers.
20. Think before you speak . . .
21. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/20/94
22. Bible Salesperson

1. V. Feminist Joke (offensive to sane persons intellect)
2. Another Office Poster
3. Auction joke
4. Philosophical Humor <implied vulgarity>
5. Humor: Some interesting and usefull sayings...
6. Nuptial errors <may be offensive>
7. More Famous People Adages
8. Practical Joke <phonetically offensive>
9. Seen on an Office Wall
10. Snail Pace
11. Early Am almanac humor: naval surgeons (2)
12. Offensive to Colorado
13. 8 limericks <crude>
14. Contains sexual material
15. Happiness<clean>
16. Re: V. Feminist Joke (offensive to sane persons intellect)
17. Rules for jumping from public galleries
18. Aggie joke
19. Top 5 list
20. Acronyms Close to home
21. Humor: Operating Systems
22. switching signs
23. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/21/94
24. <No Subject Given>

1. Poor Scientific Jokes (clean, but come w/ my apologies)
2. Diplomat Speak - A guide to interpretation
3. Hospital administrator goes to heaven
4. ANOTHER Office Poster Seen.........
5. Message for Ira Goldstein at CUNY ( not a joke
6. playing (repulsive)
7. Office Poster
8. Humor: Corporate Hallway Greetings...
9. Churchills Retort <offensive 50 years ago>
10. Growing old...<offensive (?) to elderly>
11. cannibals
12. selecting the pope(off. to catholics, implied sexual content)
13. May be crude?????
14. Sexual content - off. to Lesbians...
15. Do-It-isms: an interim report <off to most everyone>
16. Vampyre joke, crude
17. codes of conduct
18. Life 5.D A collection of clean humor gathered on: 31 Oct 89
19. Vulgar and disgusting<offensive to all>
20. Anecdotes (mild
21. David Lettermans Missed List for 07/22/94
22. Humor: Screaming Women <crude, sexual>

1. Doctorate Tales (Based on a TRUE STORY!!!)
2. 1 clean and 1Crude Joke >sexual content, 1 bad word<
3. Codes of conduct (Part II)
4. Childrens humor: Blue elephant jokes
5. Clinton jokes(offensive
6. Humor: European insult <may offend some Germans>
7. A prayer<offensive to religious>
8. Opening for the 07/22/94 Top Ten List
9. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/22/94

1. Poor Computer Jokes (clean, but come w/ my apologies)
2. professors
3. PUBLIC SEX -Forwarded (fwd)
4. Lives of 3 saints <rude, profane>
5. Humor: 5 limericks <adult language; rudeness>
6. Exam... -> NB! Off lang. <-
7. Politically Correct TV Shows
8. HUMOR> UFO article
9. AOL Problems Parody Part 1 (of 2) >Off to AOL staff, users?<
10. jerk off <not necessarily off. to Sikhs. In fact, they can take pride>
11. Election 96

1. Lifes Little Truths (part 10)
2. How Kids Compare...
3. Fulghams story
4. Civilization <offensive to westerners>
5. Germans/Sex <explicit language>
6. Mahatma Gandhi (off. to the Royal dress designers)
7. AOL Problems Parody Part 2 (of 2) >Off to AOL staff, users?<
8. Humor: A young view on science...
9. Brother of the son of Codes of conduct (the lost years)
10. Early Am almanac humor: Decartes
11. Life 5.E A collection of clean humor gathered on: 2 Nov 89
12. bar joke (poss off to lesbians or rednecks) rated R
13. Money Humor
14. Skinny-dipping
15. offensive to monks
16. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/25/94

1. Southern Divorce <off. to Southerners>
2. oral roberts obedience school <off. to fundamentalists>
3. Humor: Miss P. Green <crude, sexual>
4. Use of the Word "UP" (Clean
5. The Government Strikes Again (or) Smart Dogs Can Do Tricks
6. Math (offensive 2 math teachers)
7. Alt.sex.stories....
8. Old Joke
9. the account <foul language>
10. Earth First!
11. FW: Internet Hype Kit
12. Gender war humor
13. Sexist jokes <off. to women, feminists>
14. Communication glitch
15. Joke <off- to speach impaired
16. Net humor;movie quote;dishwshr
17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/26/94
18. Ups and Downs

1. Humour: <Offensive>
2. what *not* to put in a resume cover letter
3. May be somewhat off. to Microsoft
4. May be offensive to men, for a change
5. Joke <off- to speach impaired
6. Humor: 2 jokes - airhead and stranger (sexual content)
7. Political quip
8. 100% American - Part 1/5
9. Humor: Baptist Minister <slightly crude, one crude word>
10. Wacko (offensive to space aliens <g>)
11. More kid humor
12. <No Subject Given>
13. Church donations (off to televangelists??)
14. clean newlywed joke
15. Clean <offensive to ex. wifes>
16. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/27/94

1. Newlyweds joke
2. Quote of the day
3. pubic hair/Pittsburg
4. Political metaphor <lang., off to poly-scientists?!>
5. chemistry song
6. A very old computer Humour
7. bachelors vs. married men
8. No-no <racist> &..
9. vampire & skeleton
10. Dirty Jokes
11. One (or 3) liner
12. Lifes Little Truths (Part 11)
13. chemistry
14. Humorous insurance quotes
15. Repost>Early Am almanac humor: DesCartes
16. Religious Joke <offensive to conservative religionists>
17. Witty Insults 1/12 >off to you!<
18. 100% American - Part 2/5
19. Attorney/Client Joke
20. FW: White Trash Field Guide
21. Just For Laughs Festival <offensive>
22. FW: White Trash Field Guide -Reply
23. Re: Seductive delivery man
24. Humor: Mother Murphys Laws (sexual connotations)
25. OFF. TO BARBARA WALTERS FANS AND INDIANS
26. More White Trash Humor
27. Confession (offensive to church people)
28. Rene Descartes
29. Toasting computer software engineers
30. gross
31. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/28/94
32. Aliens <moderately naughty>

1. Multiple-choice question
2. hes really a she! <off. to gays and the like!>
3. Off to Jewish gunfighters
4. Shirts
5. 100% American - Part 3/5
6. Dinosaurs (Offensive to Reptiles with Alternative Lifestyles)
7. True Story in Congress (non-off)
8. Humor: The great bra burning
9. Witty Insults! 2/12 >off to You!<
10. Humor: Pravda <rude>
11. Rude words, adult themes: 5 more limericks
12. Crunch Bird joke
13. 3 more limericks (crude)
14. Cute jokes
15. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/29/94

1. Basketball
2. Offensive abortion stories
3. Woodstock Top 16
4. Lifes Little Truths (Part 12)
5. Witty Insults 3/12 >off to You!<
6. Franglais: Frances war against English <humor>
7. Early Am Almanac humor: The father of the child
8. cemetery humor <offensive to the dead, maybe>

1. Smokers (off. to smokers!!!!!)
2. Japanese jokes (non-offensive)
3. Politically Correct TV Shows
4. Humor: making Holy Water <profane, rude>
5. Teen anxiety