The Humor List Postings for September 1994

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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1. Poem <sexual>
2. A Man and his Horse <sex>
3. Humor: Who Says the Unicorn is extinct?...
4. ONLY in case of emergency
5. Scientific humor via mini-AIRhead
6. If they were alive today... (2 of 4)
7. True story - musician humor
8. WWII MILITARY HUMOR
9. 5 limericks <adult content & crudeness>
10. Conspiracy humor (offensive to alt.conspiracy.jfk)
11. Warren Beatty <adult theme>
12. Computer Myths (5of7)
13. If Albert Einstein were alive today..
14. Another version of the Mood Party (off. to food, vulgar, crude)
15. Various humor
16. Army Jokes (some bad words)
17. Early Am almanac humor: Honeymoon night
18. Smokey Bear Humor
19. belching, gross

1. Kids on Chocolate
2. Life 5.R A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Jan 90
3. Baseball Players and Teachers
4. West Virginian Zoo
5. WWII MILITARY HUMOR (fin)
6. Pilot jokes - pg
7. Programming Languages 1/2
8. Myths 7of7
9. Why God Never Recieved Tenure From Any University
10. Clinton swimming
11. What will be Castros next career? <original humor>
12. Observation on complaints
13. The only way to go...
14. Cats and Gasoline <offensive to cats>
15. If they were alive today...(3 of 4)
16. Adult humor
17. The LAST of the Light Bulb Jokes (25/25) <off to everyone>

1. Doctor, Doctor -- Say what?
2. In the News - Political, off to Boy George, Clinton, hackers, killers
3. The word "fuck"
4. West Virginian Alphabet
5. Unicorns/Virginity
6. FW: Movie Classics
7. Slightly Religious

1. Gate of heaven <risque>
2. Silly
3. Lemon poem (Off to .... artificial lemon makers?)
4. West Virginian Politics
5. Clintons Socialism
6. From Cyber Sleaze 09-02-94
7. Renewal of your subscription to the HUMOR list (fwd)
8. Canonical List of Pranks v2.0
9. But what did he *really* want?
10. abstract joke
11. Early Am almanac humor: Navy jokes (2)
12. abstract joke

1. Missing
2. Gate of heaven <risque>
3. Silly
4. Lemon poem (Off to .... artificial lemon makers?)
5. Returned mail: Host unknown (Name server: uga.
6. Clintons Socialism
7. From Cyber Sleaze 09-02-94
8. Renewal of your subscription to the HUMOR list (fwd)
9. Canonical List of Pranks v2.0
10. But what did he *really* want?
11. abstract joke
12. Early Am almanac humor: Navy jokes (2)
13. Re: abstract joke
14. Humor from actual court cases

1. HUMORs traffic report & some Lincoln humor
2. <HUMOR> Russian tampons
3. light bulb joke <off to insurance people>
4. Washington DC Joke
5. Humor: Rabbi at the gates of Heaven....
6. bananas
7. Abraham Lincoln Joke <non offensive>
8. 1923 Female Teachers Contract
9. Humorous poem: Being old and remembering
10. Seminars 4 all
11. A nice place <Sex, off. words>
12. West Virginian Clothing Designers
13. Thanks (Sorry for posting this)
14. Two Liner-post office <clean>
15. Life 5.S A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Jan 90
16. American Competition
17. Old bob hope joke

1. OJ and Tyson <tasteless, off to OJ and T. Fans>
2. Another Adult Limmerick
3. Disclaimer (Off to folders, spindlers and mutilators...)
4. Politics <Demos, GOP>
5. The Mummy <off to wearers of body casts>
6. Elephant-mouse joke
7. Dates from Hell: Top 10 signs >sexual situations, 1 bad word<
8. Giraffe story (non-offensive, I think)
9. Life 5.T A collection of clean humor gathered on: 23 Jan 90
10. Humor: Bill & Hillarys first date <cute>
11. More Courtly Humor
12. In the News (Political, & off to wives, Bobbitt and dummies)

1. <HUMOR> Condoms with possible offensive to the English

1. Lawyer <adult>
2. <No subject given>
3. What is... (Little offensive)
4. Funny news clip
5. Horse Humor
6. Miss America <contestants>
7. White Ford Broncos
8. Good Neighbours
9. Joke: American, Aussie, and Brit
10. Life 6.1 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 24 Feb 90
11. Humor: Danger of Books
12. Life/philosophy of
13. Ostrich story
14. Nerd Humor
15. Signs of the times
16. PLANE CRASH<MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO INDIAN>

1. Fools, etc.
2. Fun In The Kitchen
3. Newspaper headlines
4. 2 nun jokes <rude>
5. more mynorcas (offensive)
6. Offensive Mynorca
7. female anatomy <Sex offensive language> w/Spanish version
8. lawsuit:FAA sex Bias - true
9. White House vs. Denver Airport
10. Life 6.5 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 22 Mar 90
11. MynorcA
12. Humor: bronze rat & journalists
13. HUMORs mail options & humor about immigration to Australia
14. Barbershop joke.
15. US Military Intelligence
16. Young Theories (Groening)

1. Irish jokes
2. Adult language: Northern Ireland joke & nuns traveling in Transylvania
3. Mermaid joke <sexually suggestive>
4. Lifes Little Truths (Pt 22 of 31)
5. Research Gone Awry
6. Football; Memorial
7. 5 limericks <crude, sex, clergy>

1. Cutely crude joke: "Thats nice"
2. CONFIRM HUMOR & Kid on airplane humor
3. <No subject given>
4. More Famous People Quotations
5. A funny...
6. OJ Simpson Joke
7. True Story <mildly sexual>
8. Humor: Top 10 ways to be obnoxious at a funeral...
9. <No subject given>
10. Early Am almanac humor: Fishy story

1. Excerpts from SUNDOG (PG-13)
2. In the News (Political, off to OJ, Heidi Fleiss, old people, Dennys)
3. True college story (warning, sexual content)
4. INNOCENT
5. Passing a School Bus
6. Oxymorons
7. New Tax form <off. to govt>
8. fencing club
9. Army Aviators - request info on, and several risque jokes.
10. Humor: Jesus and the Disciples...
11. Nuns--Should be non-offensive
12. Big John - inoffensive...
13. Manners
14. Party time <slightly bothersome?>
15. Light relief (fwd)
16. Fried rice

1. Proof of HUMOR addiction
2. ads (mildly sexual) 1
3. Sandwiches (rude !!!! - so dont flame me later)
4. Spoonerisms - Mildly Off.
5. Clones/oxymoron
6. NRAs Gun Song <satire>
7. Re[2]: Light relief (fwd)
8. "Generation X"-ers <may be off. to Gen X>
9. Little Boy Joke
10. NY city amorous incident!
11. Medical humor
12. Signs
13. Oxymorons
14. New Tom Hanks movie...
15. How to Buy a Crappy Car <mild lang. off. to cars>
16. Whale Humor
17. Error Messages (1 of 2)
18. Language questions
19. Off to Roosters (& lawyers)
20. Humor: The Pocketknife tale...(sexual inference)..
21. OJ joke
22. GOD AND TEACHING. OFFENSIVE TO RELIGIOUS AND UNIV. PROFESSOR

1. Lawyer Joke <off to lawyers obviously>
2. Quarter, Whiskey, False Teeth, Imprisoned
3. more humorous ads
4. Lifes Little Truths (Pt 23)
5. Doctor Visit
6. Banks and Banking
7. Neo Classic Bromide
8. musings
9. Humor: 10 reasons why its great to be Irish
10. oxymoron, sign, clean jokes
11. Russian Fable
12. Swedish humor - off to Swedes and <slightly> sexual...
13. more humorous ads
14. 1-Liners from Henny Youngman
15. How college men speak about college women (L, SS)
16. Error Messages (2 of 2)
17. Life 6.6 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Apr 90
18. Top 20 US Air Slogans
19. Lawyer joke

1. BILL POSTERS, Politicians, Doctors <off. to politicans, doctors>
2. The Old Man.
3. Cinderella (Adult humor)
4. medical student <offensive to women, maybe>, elephant<offensive to animals>
5. Jeffrey Dahmer joke <sick>
6. Humor: Dear Abbey <adult situations>
7. Early Am almanac humor: War/peace joke (alert Irish & French)
8. Assorted jokes, etc. Pretty clean
9. 2 best-of-usenet humor
10. ADAM & EVE (OFFENSIVE TO WOMYN)

1. humorous ads 3
2. Humor: Republican Contract with America :-)
3. Humor: Resume rejection reply form letter...
4. The Pope & Elvis
5. New bride
6. OJ jokes <some vulg. and poss. racist>