The Humor List Postings for October 1994

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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1. The airplane
2. Lifes Little Truths (Pt 24)
3. More OJ Jokes <some vulg.>
4. Humor: Trust in God
5. Franglais humor
6. Abraham & teenagers; The word from the farm on Sparcs
7. Automobiles vs. Pedestrians (WARNING: 113 Lines Long)
8. Engineering Logic

1. Lincoln humor + weekly traffic report
2. cigarette - a description
3. humorous ads #4
4. <No subject given>
5. <No subject given>
6. Does God exist? (vulgar, offensive to religious)
7. Humor: Talking in an open-plan office...
8. <No subject given>
9. Old ladies joke, Old mans advice, & cats philosophy :-)
10. OJ (sorry if youve heard it)
11. BLONDE AND OTHER OFF. WOMYN JOKES
12. A few clean jokes.
13. Clean Blonde Jokes <off. to Blondes>
14. To continue, press CTRL+ALT+DEL (squeaky-clean)
15. A true optimist - offensive to Denverites!
16. The tale of a certain Somebody...
17. In the News-Political, off to OJ, Ted Kennedy, Bobbitt, Etc, Etc, Etc
18. Early Am almanac humor: Lawyers & liars
19. Wherefore, its confusing...

1. humorous ads #5
2. Host and Fleas (non-offensive)
3. if a woodchuck could.....tongue twisters..
4. Religious humor (clean and relatively non-offensive)
5. COOKIE DOUGH VS MEN (MILDLY SEXUAL)
6. Joke about people who own dogs
7. What am I? (off to dirty minds)
8. micro humor
9. The Cross-eyed Barber (fwd)
10. Expressive insults Pt. 1
11. Tallest <perhaps offensive>

1. Imagine a GM HelpLine...
2. assorted risque jokes/adult humor (a couple could offend some women)
3. cucumbers and tires <may be offensive to Jewis/religious folks>
4. Windows95 <off. to windows/microsoft lovers>
5. From here to the right...<Offensive words> w/ Spanish version
6. Theatre humor: Correcting a dangerous fantasy
7. (fwd) list of pick up lines (fwd)
8. Keyboard True Story
9. Top Ten College Material
10. Dennis Wolfberg
11. Humor: Generations compared
12. Two Laz jokes (Ethnic humor; Off to Laz)
13. Insults Pt. 2
14. oj joke
15. Memo concerning foul language <censored, but still vulgar>
16. Comedy: Atheist hit by truck
17. Pun of the day
18. A few good quotes

1. Offensive to dennys workers. dennys joke which I swear is true :>
2. Brits pull out, rubbers stay
3. String joke <pun>
4. limericks, risque
5. Bits & Pieces - Mixture
6. 1 non offensive, 1 a little bit...
7. Mixed emotions
8. Insect Joke <rude>
9. A wee bit o Irish humor
10. Humorous sayings and quotes
11. assorted clean jokes
12. 2 jokes by a computer, 2 sick jokes about the ferry accident
13. incest <may be offensive to offenders and folks in West Virginia>
14. Lost watch

1. chat up lines <some offensive>
2. A real story
3. limericks -- obscene
4. Weird News: Potty Parity
5. O.J. <O.J., lawyers>
6. Carmen San Diego goes S&M Dominatrix!! (Adult)
7. Humor: Another sign for the office...
8. Oh them computers!
9. Popes Teachings. Off to Catholics
10. Top 10 things to say or do to annoying co-workers
11. Fears Teens Have About Christian Camps
12. GRAVEYARD HUMOR (OFF. TO NECROPHOBES)
13. Old woman joke <vulg.>, Fathers Day joke
14. Zeus at Mt. Olive <sexual connotation and offensive to cartoon characters>
15. Quote of the week
16. In the News (Off to Shapiro, Bobbitt, lawyers...maybe)
17. More insults (pt. 3)

1. A definition
2. German jokes (w/eng. trans.)
3. Ethnic humor: Dutch v. Russians <Rudeness>
4. Pierre <vulgar>
5. Recommended reading <scientific satire, for real>

1. The Republicans are coming! <crude>
2. The new priest (non-offensive)
3. More German Jokes (w/Eng. Trans. of course)
4. Lifes Little Truths (Pt 25)
5. Whats the difference...
6. Political quiz <crude humor>
7. Law - not offensive
8. In the News - non off this time
9. Pat Robertson joke

1. Jesus on the Cross (offensive to Christians)
2. Cinderella >>> OFFENCIVE LANGUAGE <<<
3. Condom Humor
4. Psych. humor <vaguely off. I spose>
5. More insults Pt. 4
6. History <Jackson, Clintons>
7. Incest, Babies, Denver <sick, sick, slick>
8. German Jokes
9. Atheletes in Obfuscation
10. Quote of the week!
11. Humor: misusing another persons credit card

1. Trustable road signs
2. offensive to Jews and others
3. How God got Tenure
4. A 15-century bear-tale
5. email language problem
6. Marriage argument - Sexual
7. Harvard/Yale jokes <could offend Yalies & Harvardies>
8. statement of fact (anti-English)
9. Carter in Iraq
10. Humor: Winners of the 94 Ig-Noble Prizes!!
11. West Virginia <off. to West Virginians, crude>
12. Whats the difference...<possibly offensive to women>
13. Ghosts/slightly off.
14. Its a Gaffe a Minute with Politicians
15. problem solving-language
16. psychological bathroom studies <OFFENSIVE TO SENSITIVE MEN>
17. Polack jokes<off to pole
18. Some more goofs
19. Jesus <OFFENSIVE to Christians! (very)>
20. Life 6.7 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Apr 90
21. Bad News/ Very Bad News (Clean Doctor jokes)
22. A Honeymoon <Sick & offensive to women>

1. Humor: Procrastination
2. a few more Jewish jokes
3. Wifes
4. Tongue-Twisted - Crude
5. Blonde Jokes (off. to Yellow heads)
6. HUMOR: Foul Language
7. Bear story; phone jokes from Russia
8. Humor: A really old story...
9. quotes
10. Halloween Humor
11. Road Signs Revisited
12. Life 6.9 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 1 May 90
13. (Fwd) Funny jokes
14. Recommended reading <scientific satire, for real>
15. greetings from california
16. 4 guys & their dogs (mildly salacious (check your dictionary))
17. US politics
18. Sticky buns
19. UFO Humor
20. Humor: Social psychology experiment

1. French joke - <sexual references>
2. A couple of homosexual jokes <very off. to homosexuals or just about anyone>
3. A gay joke (profanity, offensive to homosexuals)
4. mildly sexual
5. Temel & the bear (rude & crude; the f-word)
6. Sharks and Crocodiles
7. condom jokes
8. Politics <politicians>
9. Bobbitt Poem
10. Sick joke
11. Three Bear Jokes (Mild Sex. Sit. and Adult Language, Rated PG-13)
12. Life 6.D A collection of clean humor gathered on: 30 May 90
13. HUMOR: News story from India about eunuches
14. Humor: Gravity
15. Early Am almanac humor: Reason for becoming a priest <language>
16. A Christmas poem for halloween(whatever, OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)
17. SICK LEGLESS DOG JOKE <#2>
18. Marital joke: the thing at the door
19. Condom Lines
20. Humor: The Marketing husband...(risque)..
21. funny papers, tv ad
22. A Genie Joke <sexual innuendo, racist, off. to blacks>
23. Remaing a virgin after several marriages...

1. Getting into heaven (adult...etc, etc)
2. lawyer joke (long)
3. Clean jokes
4. Sardine joke & "body" poem
5. West Virginia joke <offensive to West Virginians>
6. Nicknames
7. Humor: Natural Law
8. Grasping Cabbie Jailed
9. Ted Kennedy
10. *WARNING* Sexually suggestive (incest!)
11. Mother-In-Law Joke (German & English)
12. Lifes Little Truths (pt 27)
13. 8 Limerick <adult themes/language>

1. 4 short jokes on incontinency, masturbation, death and your momma.
2. Frank <pg>
3. A GOP comedy: The Congressional chaplain question
4. Drive-through
5. <No subject given>
6. Texas Pete (language)
7. nother Justin Wilson Story.
8. Another West Virginia joke <off. to West Virginians>

1. and yet *another* justin wilson story
2. Shakespeare editorial <monkey fun>
3. parent humor (part 1)
4. jesus joke <off. to jews/religious types>
5. Prospector & Texan <vulgarity, texans, braggarts>
6. More Jesus joke
7. Life 6.E A collection of clean humor gathered on: 14 Jun 90
8. Wee Snippets from the Press
9. Famous Scientists Joke
10. Points List (# of points by hitting people w/ car)
11. Funny Letter to Editor Title
12. Smear test letter (language)
13. Quote of the week
14. Not really offensive except to alcoholics
15. GOP comedy: The South is risin again!
16. A joke (mild profanity)
17. Old Explorers
18. British <vulgar language>; body part <vular>
19. Addition to the Decartes joke

1. parent humor (concluded)
2. clean insurance story
3. jokes from india (off to Punjapis)
4. Humor: The top 10 writing euphemisms for Death...
5. Curious REAL Signs ( Part 1/2 )
6. Synthetic feces (true "news" story)
7. Microsoft acquires DOJ
8. sex change and sexual harassment
9. John Wayne Toilet Paper <contains the s-word>
10. Bunny Farts, true story
11. Michael Jordan <sick>
12. Ways to Kill your X (offensive to males)

1. Red Riding Hood <strong sexual content/off. lang.>
2. good news and bad news <no off.>
3. MAN YOU KNOW
4. Superman joke (sexual)
5. A sick joke
6. Philosophers and baseball players drink at same bar
7. Life 6.F A collection of clean humor gathered on: 23 Jun 90
8. Physicist
9. Famous Scientists and Bar Joke
10. an apocryphal story <sexual overtones>
11. Clinton Joke <vulgar>
12. Superman & Sex
13. LIST <OFF. TO CAT LOVERS>
14. j.a.p. joke <sexual content/off. to jewish women>
15. Couple on genitals, feminist and pets <HUMOR>
16. Early Am almanac humor: Art of selling cheaper

1. Graduate Student no less!
2. Deaf mute and the professor
3. In The News (Political, off to Royalty)
4. money talks <clean joke>
5. Differences between branches of Judaism <Off Orthodox Jews>
6. Humor: Quotes from Prof. Noble....(a little long)
7. Famous people in the bar
8. humor
9. Life 6.F A collection of clean humor gathered on: 23 Jun 90
10. Van Gogh <old>
11. Advice for men <Gender humor>
12. Another sick joke, Hillary joke (crude, offensive to women)
13. Barneys last days (Part 1 of 2)
14. Duck Joke (bit sick)
15. Magic lamp <contains a profane word>
16. Genie Joke <sexual reference>
17. Baseball quotes and jokes
18. Hamsters
19. Attempted religious conversion <off. to religious types>

1. Universal Truths & 1-liners 1of3
2. If it aint broken ...
3. Was yours a modern wedding ?
4. Lesbian frog joke
5. Condom Joke, a womens view/crude
6. Barneys last days (Part 2 of 2) [Offensive to Barney Lovers]
7. A PG-13 joke
8. Humor: To argicize!
9. Life 6.G A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Jul 90
10. a small pun <clean>
11. Why Beer is Better Than Women <Off. to women>
12. condom joke
13. Humor: Some quotes from kids...
14. Dining habits <sexual situation>
15. When life begins <potentially offensive to Catholics, Methodist, Jews>
16. Lifes Little Truths (Pt 26)
17. Sniglets, batterys problems, blood money

1. MAN OF STEEL, Woman of Kleenex Part 1
2. A doctor joke <mildly off. lang.>
3. Some Helen Keller Jokes <offensive to deaf and blind, some sexually suggestive>
4. Chapped lips<pg>
5. In the News - Political, Off to lawyers, overweight people
6. In the News - OOPS! (Off to lawyers)
7. Intelligence Malfunction
8. universal truths (3 of 3)
9. Universal Truths (2 of 3)
10. Vampire Joke <rude>
11. Canonical List of Taglines
12. Halloween, Jogging, Lawyers
13. Calvin Coolidge Humor (Part 1 of 3)
14. clean sex joke <ethnic>

1. 3 Higher Ed Jokes
2. Halloween Joke (Suggestive Sexual Content)
3. Rosh Hashanah card & sleeping in church humor
4. Sexually Suggestive joke with visual aid
5. Quote of the week
6. GOP Comedy: Senate Republican Agenda, You hear, yall :-)
7. Poem for teasers & Women and geography
8. Where babies come from <sexual pun/pot. off. to blacks>
9. Polit.correct Halloween

1. Transsexual joke (offensive to women, sexual terms)
2. Curious REAL signs ( part 2/2 )
3. Some Helen Keller Jokes <offensive to deaf and blind,
4. Assorted political/election humor. <One refers to excrement>
5. Offensive to Clinton (and supporters)
6. More PC Halloween
7. boo.
8. Life 6.H A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Jul 90
9. White horse joke
10. Take the first lady, please! The woman was pinned down...
11. Humorous verses about friendship
12. Bits & Pieces -Misc. Collection
13. Lost in Translation
14. AP HUMOR
15. Happy ending: new born flushed!
16. Early Am almanac humor: The wise astrologer
17. A few irish jokes <pg>
18. Calvin Coolidge Humor (Part 2 of 3)

1. Asteroid hits Earth: practical j
2. More Lampoong of the Southern GOP agenda <House version>
3. Still another West Virginia joke <off. to West Virginians, sexual content>
4. sex quiz-language-knowlege of anatomy
5. Life 6.H A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Jul 90
6. Another Calvin Coolidge annecdote
7. Masturbation Joke
8. OJ - Non offensive
9. 2 that made me laugh!
10. Brain surgeons
11. NOTICE TO EMPLOYEES
12. Humor: The No-Smoking sign...
13. Good Riddance
14. Religious joke <off. to religious types>
15. <No subject given>
16. More translation troubles
17. Religious Humor list available :-)