The Humor List Postings for December 1994

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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1. Current events, Peace talks
2. UK Democracy
3. Lancaster Co. (PA) Town Names
4. Lifes Little Truths (Part 30)
5. Eskimo/seal joke <mild sexual humor>
6. The Gingrinch that stole Xmas
7. Farrakhan (off to fascists)
8. Another Cereal Killer
9. Dental Check; Offensive to Puritans
10. Life 6.T A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Jan 91
11. Boner Candidates, offensive to postmen, Tammy Fae Bakker,
12. Jeffrey Dahmer
13. A joke with some profanity
14. Deaf Humor
15. pun "FAQ" (clean)

1. Dahmer - WARNING - GROSS!!!
2. Top Stories of 1994, Pt. I <mildly offensive to the living>
3. Noot sure says (writes) some funny things <adult themes>
4. The Best of Will Rogers
5. Jeffrey Dahmer <sick>
6. Dog jokes <mild sexual profanity>
7. Religion through the ages (not offensive)

1. Suggestive Joke (offensive to women)
2. Clean - Flame reply
3. Dog Joke <Some may find offensive>
4. look, its the year of the coffee bean (poem)
5. Woman Joke <Women may be offended>
6. My Daddy has 2 of Them (Adult theme)
7. Laughter Rx (fwd)
8. <No subject given>
9. bobbit in India
10. Restaurant humor
11. <profane, adult theme>
12. Humor: 50 ways to confuse your roommate...1 of 2...

1. Student bloopers
2. Woman Joke <Women may be offended>
3. Cows
4. Humor: 50 ways to confuse your roommate...2 of 2...
5. Boner Candidates, Offensive to MTV VJs, Limo Drivers,
6. did you know? (short and nice)
7. Nasty Limerick <crude language>
8. Barney the Purple Dinosaur^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HLight Brown Hamster & Hillarys Love Child
9. Humor: New viral outbreaks (funny)
10. offen. to hearing impaired, vulgar, "F"word
11. Michigan city names
12. Draft day speculating(offensive to UW)
13. Yet another gross Dahmer joke (groan)
14. Yet another gross Dahmer joke (groan) -- try #2
15. Life 6.U A collection of clean humor gathered on: 19 Jan 91
16. Pentium humor (fwd)
17. Adult themes (Off. to Newfies)
18. Xmas Letter & Application (Slightly Offensive)

1. Histoires de begues, divrognes, de chasseurs... (fwd)
2. classes for men <males, language>
3. BLIND JOKE
4. justin
5. FWD: Microsoft to shoot those who know when Win95 will be released!
6. Newfies
7. Yo Mama (offensive to Little Rascals)
8. Mildly suggestive joke
9. pun (fwd)
10. released!
11. STTNG Humor for XMAS
12. Election to DC ANC (offensive: sexual, innuendo)
13. Convience Stores <shouldnt be off.>
14. More Bill Gates humor (fwd)
15. Problems with the list
16. Political appointee
17. MDs office

1. sabotage punishment
2. In the News - Off to prostitutes, Taco Bell, Seinfeld, Jennt Craig
3. Chemists tale
4. Off. to Jews and Nazis ...
5. Pentium Humor (fwd)
6. The purple kingdom
7. MS Bids to Acquire Catholic Church <possibly offensive to Roman Catholics>
8. Rhaps...,uh, Rap...,uh,... (fwd)
9. Bathroom Stall Humor/Pun (contains S***)
10. Offensive to Intel
11. real women and menopause
12. Real Bad Pun
13. FW: How Santa knows
14. "Bits & Pieces" Mixture
15. Dead Programmer <technical writer; shampoo industry>
16. Little Red Riding Hood<off. language >
17. Wine Humor
18. Boner candidates, offensive to Jiba jabber dolls, Ksl TV
19. Life 6.V A collection of clean humor gathered on: 23 Jan 91
20. W. VA Humor <Offensive to (you guessed it!) W. Virginians>
21. Two stories in the News
22. Safe Joking <sexual innuendos>

1. Socialist Maths
2. 50 Ways to have fun in the computer lab.
3. generic country song
4. A Limerick (slightly rude)
5. YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF <may be offensive to rednecks>
6. did you hear about the aggie<aggies,language>
7. Gideon? Gideon? Whos he?
8. Oral Sex <offensive to some>
9. Politics (offensive to politicians)
10. Boner candidates, offensive to Jiba jabber dolls, Ksl TV
11. should I post this? (fwd)
12. Offensive to Kennedy family
13. A Christmas Gift
14. Humor: The 12 Bugs of Christmas....
15. Can he count? & Killin trees
16. San Jose doings...
17. Holiday Humor Fun >Offensive to Santa?<
18. CELEBRATIONS
19. Celebrations
20. postage stamp

1. FWD: From The "White Christmas" Dept Part I
2. Why are there atheists?
3. Politically Correctness terms
4. MORE OF YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
5. Yet More Good Times
6. Condoms/Rubbers
7. Off. to Religious Dyslexics
8. Night Before Star Trek
9. Bovine equality
10. Miracle (may be offensive to Tampa fans)
11. Off. to Religious Dyslexics
12. Legal Space Being // kazoos
13. A Culinary Delight
14. Joke obout 2 men in prison.

1. Military Management Test (Slightly Offensive)
2. Microsoft to Acquire Catholic Church (fwd)
3. Newt Gingrich (offensive to rational people...)
4. Republicans v. Democrats <probably offensive to both>
5. Another redneck joke (offensive to rednecks)
6. Deaf Couple (Offensive to deaf people; sexual humor)

1. Another 12 Days of Christmas >Offensive to Unix!<
2. Miami Summit
3. Video Jam
4. Christmas Letter
5. Humor: A software co.s CEOs problems...
6. Customer Service Letter (Offensive Language)
7. Holiday Humor (1/4) >Some adult sexual content<
8. More student bloopers, Schools, Drunk (Clean)
9. (Fwd) Xmas - PC style (fwd)
10. Silly joke with mild sexual content

1. Dummy? and Overwhelmed--two shorts from Fidonet Humor
2. MORE REDNECKS
3. willy joke ( a bit rude)
4. New twist on Night before Christmas
5. Jocelyn Elders firing <the M word!>
6. Public Displays of Affection (off to couples)
7. A Lawyer Christmas
8. Subject: political/racial(communists,nazis,jews)(CLEAN)
9. Funny headline; funny medium
10. Movie cliches Part One

1. IN THE BEGINNING (pt 1 of 2)
2. Holiday Humor (2/4) [Somewhat Adult Humor]
3. The Tao of Programming
4. 21 Mens Room Types <adult, risque>
5. Child behavior characteristics
6. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, MORE REDNECKS.
7. Newfies
8. Newts Baptism
9. Roaches
10. A song for the holidays (offensive to drunk drivers)
11. Sexually suggestive joke (no profanity)
12. Dallas
13. Tampon Joke <vulgar>
14. Jeffrey Dahmer <a little sick>
15. Dyslexia
16. Humor: Funny Medium Part II
17. Twas the Newt before christmas
18. Its cold outside <slightly risque>
19. Movie Cliches Part Two
20. IN THE BEGINNING (pt 2 of 2)

1. The TRUE 12 Days of X-Mas (Day 1)
2. Naughty Child
3. More Dark Suckers a.k.a. Lightbulbs (fwd)
4. REDNECKS
5. P.C. Christmas
6. Trivia Today, Dec. 15
7. Rightsizing the North Pole, Inc. <rightsizers>
8. True posting
9. Cat Humor
10. Government Contracting Letter
11. Proposed School Masterbation Amendment
12. Roseanne Joke
13. offensive to priests
14. Mr. Dahmer
15. on the internet no one knows youre (fwd)
16. Movie Cliches Part Three

1. The TRUE 12 Days of X-Mas (Day 2)
2. New Years Resolutions--1994
3. Humor: Twas the night before implementation....
4. REDNECKS, REDNECKS, AND MORE REDNECKS
5. Holiday Humor [3 of 4] (Naughty boys and Bad Language)
6. Very offensive to sorority girls
7. Another Movie Cliche

1. Another movie cliche
2. warning: sexual content
3. Atom Bomb Stamp Cancelled - Digest
4. The TRUE 12 Days of X-Mas (Day 3)
5. On the eight day.... (fwd)
6. Quackery
7. Christmas <Clintons>
8. Government Contracting Definitions
9. Dahmer Joke/Green Bay Packer Offensive (clean)
10. Carl Sagan: Judicially-recognized "Butt-Head Astronomer"
11. Offensive to Tonya Harding and Michael Jackson
12. REDNECKS
13. Humor: Deck the PC Halls...
14. humor of the rich and obscure
15. Shaggy Dog
16. Microprocessor humor - a bit on the techie side
17. Things kids say
18. Blimp....{poss. offensive to women and Homosexuals}

1. Santa Claus on the Net
2. Robins and Ducks--two shorts from Fidonet Humor
3. Angels? (fwd)
4. We wish you...
5. Tabloid "news" in a real newspaper
6. The TRUE 12 Days of X-Mas (Day 4)
7. (Risque) Jim Mullens Hot Sheet December 25, 1994
8. Microsoft forced to deny wild rumor on the Internet, and various other stuff
9. Top Ten Reasons the Democrats Lost

1. The TRUE 12 days of X-Mas (Day 5)
2. Todays Quote... (fwd)
3. Short joke + a question
4. Christianity for dummies (fwd)
5. Miami Herald Poll (12/18/94)
6. Pentium Humor
7. KIRK IS BETTER!
8. Scooby Doo!!! (Not intended for young children)
9. The TRUE 12 days of X-Mas (Day 5)
10. Pentium and Windows 3.1 Glitches

1. Holiday Humor [4 of 4] >Adult humor, language, & situations<
2. Shout!
3. moldy oldy, but hey its that time of year.
4. Another PC Christmas
5. From the Journals of Mudville, PA
6. 4 gags - 1 long, 1 rude
7. THE LAST OF THE REDNECKS
8. IVY League Humor
9. The TRUE 12 days of X-Mas (Day 6)
10. Terrible Christmas Gift Ideas
11. Visual joke <offensive to women from India, has the eff word>
12. Pope joke (pot. off. to religious types)
13. Haystack Humor
14. Announcing LaughWEB

1. You a Net Nerd?/Schoolroom Humor >Off to geeks/Sex prudes<
2. New Urban Legends (pt. 1)
3. FW: How the Pentium stole Christmas
4. arkansas residency<arkansas>
5. Police <slightly vulgar>
6. HOLIDAY GREETINGS (fwd)
7. Mildly suggestive (sex)
8. chainsaws
9. doctors visit <offense to people with alzeimers>
10. Holy Water (Not very offensive)
11. Lone Rangers capture (adult)
12. urban legends (pt. 2)
13. In The News - Not TOO Offensive, PG13

1. Virgins Guide to Love and Sex [Off to Virgins & Men]
2. Preacher Joke, Rodeo Sex, Newfie
3. Semen Cannibals > oral sex< & Client-Server sex >teens<
4. bar joke<polak>
5. FW: Rightsizing the North Pole (fwd)
6. New Urban Legends, Pt. 3
7. Factory of the Future
8. Three short jokes (Offensive)
9. <HUMOR> A magic slide - a kids joke

1. cant fly if youre gay <non offensive>
2. Welcoming Yr serviceman >mean< & Condom Usage Phrases >crude<
3. The FINAL INSTALLMENT OF Lifes Little Truths
4. CPU message translation(language
5. Package Label Anecdote

1. offensive to L.A.?
2. Stupid Criminal News Article
3. New Building
4. Space Cadets (poss. offensive to New Age)
5. Collective prostitutes <may be off. to prostitutes>
6. Bumper Stickers >offensive to everyone!<
7. Lawsuit causes (slightly off.)
8. Bumper sticker
9. Solutions to Domestic Problems (off. to Gays, Elderly)

1. A Chat with Mom about the F-word >clean!<
2. A Groaner
3. ANOTHER Groaner + one slightly vulgar
4. Anger as an artform (language)
5. Really Old Pros

1. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 1 of 14 >Cruelty, language<
2. More lawsuits
3. Two More Groaners
4. TO ALL BBS ALERT, DO NOT CALL THESE BOARDS! (fwd)
5. Beware of Killer Chicken
6. TO ALL BBS ALERT, DO NOT CALL THESE BOARDS! (fwd)