The Humor List Postings for January 1995

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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1. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 2 of 14 >Nastiness, Language<
2. Fwd: Space Cadets (poss. offensive to New Age)
3. Stupid Public Statements
4. Liars <clean>
5. A thought to ponder
6. How Bad is Your Job? (a checklist)
7. Movie cliches Part Four
8. What happened in 94, pt. 1
9. Anecdote and 2 lawsuit causes
10. New Scientific Discovery
11. Disturbing Christmas Trends
12. Bless You <not particularly offensive>
13. Hetero Monogamous Male qz/org in

1. Student Bloopers
2. The sharpest thing (rude)
3. Foreign Legion Gag (Rudish)
4. Excellent Irish Gag ! (Off. to Irish if they cant take a joke)
5. Offensive to Af-Am & As-Am
6. The definitive Palindrome listing
7. Time to start MS Jokes(Offensive to Micro Soft)
8. Pro Wrestling (off. to Hulk Hogan?)
9. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 3 of 14 >Nastiness, Language<
10. Humor: Some amusing recent news (from TJI)...
11. G- spot (Offensive to Women?)

1. FWD: Windoze 96... <off. to Microsoft; Scotty; Patrick Stewart>
2. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 4 of 14 >Nastiness, Language<
3. Riddle (slightly rude)
4. Offensive to Bill Clinton Fans
5. Bits & Pieces Mixture
6. eski mo mechanic???
7. JOKE ABOUT BOSSES <CRUDE>
8. Ways to piddle the day away at work
9. Tech Support Guy (slightly off.)
10. <HUMOR> Elephant hunting by profession
11. <HUMOR> The rise and fall of the penis
12. More Movie Cliches

1. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 5 of 14 >Nastiness, cruelty!<
2. Another rude joke!!
3. Mans best friend
4. old people (sick), and some handy hints
5. Office Memo (ethnic, sug., poss. off.)
6. Yet more movie cliches
7. More Movie Computer Cliches
8. More Tech Support (slightly off.

1. Bank Joke <Bad Language>
2. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 6 of 14 >Nastiness, Cruelty!<
3. What not to call a dog (mostly inoffensive)
4. 5 hard questions for men to answer <non-offensive>
5. hhhheeeellllpppppp!
6. The Governor and the Drunk
7. About an inappropriate posting (may be offensive)
8. MORE Tech support(slightly off.
9. Het Joke [Offensive to hets]
10. About an inappropriate posting (may be offensive)

1. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 7 of 14 >Nastiness, Cruelty<
2. <HUMOR> Jewish and Irish jokes
3. Signs Technology Has Taken Over (1 of 3)
4. Todays (6 Jan 1995) dumb robber story
5. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet for January 13 1995
6. 3 Old Irish Jokes
7. Which generation are you?
8. More tech supp. (slightly off.)
9. Pro Wrestling, Part 2 (off to Hulk Hogan?)

1. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 8 of 14 >Nastiness & Cruelty<
2. Signs Technology Has Taken Over (2 of 3)
3. Rush & Newt; Energizer Bunny <sexual>; childish riddles
4. More TS/CS (slightly offensive)
5. BART SIMPSONS BLACKBOARD QUOTES (125 LINES LONG)
6. Newties Mom quote
7. this could happen to you, too!
8. User support tales Part 1
9. Babys (non-offensive)

1. jewish joke & sexual definition
2. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 9 of 14 >Cruelty<
3. <HUMOR> Two old men and bowel movements
4. The Dr. Seuss Purity Test (adult humor)
5. Elvis humor: not offensive
6. Marion Barry Joke
7. Vegas Hooker <off 2 wives>
8. The (non-existent) soccer fan club of the year
9. Humor: Why an Old and New testament?.....
10. Politically incorrect...25 thoughts
11. Two Kings
12. Signs Technology has taken over (3 of 3)
13. More TS/CS (slightly offensive)
14. Oral Roberts obedience school for dawgs

1. TOP TEN LIST - Mon 1/9/95
2. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 9 of 14 >Cruelty, Nastiness!<
3. Bedbug
4. Just when you thought it was safe (not offensive)
5. In The News - Political, off to whale lovers :)
6. FARMER AND HIS WIFE/ADULT/SEXUAL
7. NEWS FLASH
8. Russian Dog Love (about beastiality - you decide a bout off.)
9. Physics, Cowboys, and Quayle
10. "Cow flatulence"--inoffensive, unless you happened to be there!!
11. Russian prostitute <poss offensive>
12. User Support Tales Part 2
13. new car<polak>
14. Reasons to watch the news
15. more TS/CS

1. Movie Cliches Update
2. NOTE

1. Grandpas Gift (RISQUE - Offensive to the elderly)
2. Official Lust Questionnaire (VERY Offensive)
3. Batard Operator From Hell Part 11 0f 14 >Cruelty, Meanness!<
4. TOP TEN LIST - Wed 1/11/95
5. cats rules for life
6. Name change (one bad word)
7. <HUMOR> Frustrations in the payout queue
8. Clinton education policy (sexual content)
9. Acronyms (fwd)
10. Nothing but.... offensive to memory of JFK
11. More Pentium Humor
12. Another Microsoft Purchase
13. Cow flatulence, the final chapter--inoffensive, just gross!
14. <No subject given>
15. Acronym
16. Reasons not to study all night
17. Truckers Dilemma (RISQUE)

1. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 12 of 14 >Cruelty, Nastiness<
2. Early quotes about Elvis (born 8th Jan 1935)
3. TOP TEN LIST - Thu 1/12/95
4. Understanding Science
5. Real Headlines!
6. Preacher story (clean, non-offensive)
7. Short Jokes (clean)
8. Affairs of the rich...
9. Medical jokes..<off. to medical victims and gross>
10. A woman & her lover <off to catholics>
11. The Rest of the Bobbit Saga (Risque)

1. dayvorce<hicks>
2. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 13 of 14! >Cruelty, evilness<
3. Toddlers Creed
4. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet - Jan 20 1995
5. Irish Definitions
6. Dating Dilemma<risque, language>
7. Programmers Prayer
8. My First Opera
9. TOP TEN LIST - Fri 1/13/95

1. Bastard Operator From Hell PArt 14/14 >Finished, Finally!<
2. its a bad day when
3. Mo better OJ
4. Tell us why you want the mongoose
5. Birth Of The BOFH (1 of 6) <cruelty by help desk operator>
6. Student Bloopers <possibly offensive to students>
7. More Famous Quotations
8. Limericks
9. <HUMOR> Two, both sexual. Prostitute and Cinderella

1. A Horny Computers Sex Life [Sex stuff, Men = Dogs]
2. god joke<god>
3. A quote.
4. More Student Bloopers <possibly offensive to students>
5. Limerick (slightly rude)
6. Silly Slogan
7. Project Managers
8. Simulating the gestalt of skiing <conditions skiers face>
9. Reasons why I havent written lately
10. Gay Irishmen
11. Short Joke - Clean
12. More Cats Rules
13. Birth Of The BOFH (2 of 6) <cruelty by help desk operator>
14. The REAL BOFH #14 <cruelty by help desk operator>

1. Birth Of The BOFH (3 of 6) <cruelty by help desk operator>
2. The REAL BOFH #15 <cruelty by help desk operator>
3. belated birthday card
4. In The News -Off to Joycelyn Elders, maybe some women - PG13
5. Is Your Head Going to Blow Up? >offensive to thinkers!<
6. polak<polak>
7. TOP TEN LIST - Mon 1/16/95
8. Does & Bucks (slightly off.)
9. another company slogan
10. CRUDE JOKES <MAY OFFEND ANYBODY>
11. Humor: Job Recommendations for that fired employee...
12. Weird News: Galapagos Tortoise
13. Limericks (Language)
14. OU Football (off. to religious) and Age (sexual)
15. Growing Old--Inoffensive
16. Administrative Stuff
17. sandwich joke<polak>
18. TOP TEN LISTS OF STR WRS... (NON OFFENSIVE)
19. News Article <off. to Rednecks?>

1. Why ask why?
2. TOP TEN LIST - Tue 1/17/95
3. The REAL BOFH #16 <cruelty by help desk operator>
4. Birth Of The BOFH (4 of 6) <cruelty by help desk operator>
5. <No subject given>
6. A bug story
7. <No subject given>
8. Humor: And now a musical interlude....
9. CRUDE JOKES #2 <OFFENSIVE TO THOSE WHO MIGHT BE OFFENDED>
10. Tennis ball
11. Sexual Jokes (minor offensive?)
12. Fox Rock-N-Roll Skating Championships
13. You Know Youre Going to Have a Bad Day
14. FW: There is justice!
15. Horticulture <one bad word>
16. Quotations
17. Vehicles to cruise the Infobahn
18. Humor: Interviews

1. TOP TEN LIST - Wed 1/18/95
2. One and Two Liners (1 of 2)
3. Acronyms (fwd)
4. start trek joke
5. Humor: More from interviews
6. Things [Not] to Do or for at your Thesis Defense [stupidity]
7. Humor: Berthing inspection by the XO...(Slightly disgusting)..
8. Childhood mantra
9. Misc Short Jokes
10. Devaluation ( off.to mexican politics )
11. True story
12. THE TOP TEN LIST - November 1994

1. Microsoft acquires another ...........

1. Humor: more on interviews
2. jesus is coming!!<non-offensive>
3. Question & Things NOT to do for your Thesis defense
4. TOP TEN LIST - Thu 1/19/95
5. Teddys Restaurant
6. Bloopers
7. Tourists visiting Greece <the F-word once>
8. BOGUS PARKING TICKET <OFFENSIVE TO BAD DRIVERS>
9. PC Snow White
10. Taxis(off: taxis, christians(?))
11. More Naval Actions (fairly salty...)
12. Why Beer is better than Jesus (fwd)
13. Used car lingo
14. Heard at the Raceway <off to southerners>
15. Learning to Think
16. Top Ten Reasons you stop getting the humor list
17. MICROSOFT Aquires Christmas <Possibly Offensive to Microsoft Corp.>

1. Clintons Deny Rumors <political>
2. One and Two Liners (2 of 2)
3. Comment: parking Ticket Joke
4. Birth Of The BOFH (5 of 6) <cruelty by help desk operator>
5. Birth Of The BOFH (6 of 6) <cruelty by help desk operator>
6. Things NOT to Do For Your Thesis Defense (3/3) [Stupidity!]
7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet - January 27, 1995
8. Mary Tells All - Clean
9. Good things about poking your eye out w/a staple
10. Humor: How to find a wife (according to the Bible) (blasphemous)
11. Crime <GOP, police, mothers>
12. DUCK HUNTER(sick, offensive to animal activists,and women)
13. Outhouse Limerick--Inoffensive

1. current events >DEFINATELY offensive to women<
2. Use the Other Hand! >Sexual<
3. Airplanes run by various operating systems <Non-Offensive>
4. Mouse Balls <Possible Sexual Interpretation>
5. A definition of Stress (2 rude words)
6. Dinosaurs (offensive to homesexuals)
7. Foreign Humor (groaner alert!)
8. retiring mailman(pretty clean)
9. Kennedy jokes
10. For those of you doing tax planning for the new year....
11. Humor: Hamster Power (part 1 of 2)
12. help with legal jokes (Lawyer Bashing)
13. Top Ten Benefits of Turning 40
14. Eskimo joke/sexually off.
15. Pentium
16. legal banter

1. Another Cat rule
2. More dinosaurs (Offensive to gays)
3. The Invasion of the Yanks
4. One-liner / Stork vs. Sexual Reproduction
5. Limerick (slightly rude) (fwd)
6. Humor: Mini-AIR exerpt....
7. Orange <m-word; offensive>
8. Humor: Hamster Power (part 2 of 2)
9. true complaints to the town council (slightly suggestive)
10. Interesting Help-wanted ad...
11. Worlds Biggest Lies
12. Reasons why you arent sick yet this winter
13. Urinal Story (bodily functions: sometimes gross)
14. In The News - Off to lawyers, Susan Powter, relatively mild though

1. Bastard Operator From Hell, 20 of 20 (apology)
2. Bruster the ... rooster <his sexual exploits>
3. We Didnt Start the [Star Trek] Series...
4. Restroom Trip Bank Policy Statement <anal-retentive policymakers>
5. Computer peoples top ten
6. Humor: How to make Spam...(disgusting)...
7. 3 brothers and a bull
8. (Fwd) Techno Humor (long!)
9. french joke <offensive words>
10. FW: Early Computer Quotes
11. Humor: BART SIMPSONS BLACKBOARD QUOTES (part 1 of 2)
12. Ways I know my day is improving
13. Quote of the week
14. Hunting joke/slightly sickening/off. language

1. "My appetite is my shepherd" (off. to overweight people?)
2. Saying
3. Worlds Biggest Lies
4. (COPY) Renewal of your subscription to the HUMOR list
5. A History of (Brief) Time
6. More things not to say at interviews
7. Winter cold <politics, TV>
8. A riddle or two
9. Bits&Pieces Humor Collection
10. Worst Country-Western Songs
11. Medical Humor
12. 2 Pig Jokes (offensive, sexual,language)
13. <HUMOR> 1-liner signatures
14. Reasons to leave work early

1. Blondes Jokes (part 2 of 2) - <might be off. to blondes>
2. Elephants & ravers ! (mildly rude elephant gags)
3. Another Big Lie (explained version)
4. Signs on vehicles
5. sign - outside applications programming
6. Humor: A message to post on copier machines...
7. New Lottery...
8. Bears(offensive)
9. Little Johnny, off to family lovers
10. Riding in car - non offensive
11. What kind of people read what paper?
12. Excuses for Missing Work
13. lawyer jokes - you asked for em - offensive? you bet!
14. Sardarji
15. The 3 lies <oral sex - poss offensive>
16. A lesson.....
17. Technology part 2
18. 50 Ways to get rid of a blind date (part 1 of 2)

1. Pledge of Allegiance/Top 10 Net Newties >Republicans, Newt G<
2. 50 Ways to get rid of a blind date (part 2 of 2)
3. INVALID MEDIA TYPE <harmful to data on diskettes>
4. Technology part (3 of 3)

1. Lets Talk About Sex And Me! >Gay sex, gross things, language<
2. Bad! Xmas
3. Ways I know Ive had too much coffee
4. Old cars
5. help with legal jokes (Lawyer Bashing) (fwd)
6. South Asian Humor: Beggars can be choosers
7. Kentucky <Bashing> (1 of 2)
8. Miscellaneous Quotes Part 1/3 [G-rated]
9. <No subject given>
10. <No subject given>
11. <No subject given>
12. Apology to the list (may offend religious people)
13. Limmerick/Off. to Republicans
14. Donkeys or mules?
15. Sick Wife <adult themes>
16. RFJ-request for jokes

1. Miscellaneous Quotes 2/3 [G-rated]
2. Myth
3. Finally we know what the "any key" means ; Mothers gender
4. Humor: OJ and the Super Bowl <gross>
5. ELEPHANTS
6. Humor: This page intentionally left blank....
7. Offensive to Women
8. Microsoft Acquires Mensa
9. ANT Genocide
10. Happy Roman <ethnic>
11. Serenity Prayer (new version)
12. Kentucky <Bashing> ( 2 of 2 )
13. Elephants (Risque)

1. Cheap Surgery
2. Who gets in the last life raft? <Off. Rabbis & Priests>
3. Miscellaneous Quotes 3/3 [G-rated]
4. In The News Plus a Thought - Off to lawyers otherwise, PG13
5. SICK joke!
6. Poem from India
7. Beware Reality <slightly sexual>
8. Graffitti ideas.. (smut alert..?)
9. California
10. UNIX commands
11. Lawyers - one more
12. Graffiti ideas <Poss. offensive to homosexuals>
13. Limericks <adult themes>
14. Grey substance
15. Life 7.3 A collection of clean humor gathered on:7 Feb 91
16. Nerd Self-Test
17. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinsons advice to new Congressmen
18. Making Love.. <Off. Women>
19. The poopie chart (a little gross)
20. Student Bloopers ( 1 of 2 )
21. Allan Greenspan is going to retire (off to Allan Greenspan)
22. Limmericks/Off. to Republicans, off. lang.
23. Love on the Beach (Offensive to American women)

1. Jewish Cowgirls Wedding Night <Off. Jewish Cowgirls>
2. 4 Lessons On How To Be A Manly Man >off to Rednecks!<
3. masturbation comment (slightly off.)
4. airline acronyms
5. Weird News: Lawyer Bashing
6. Hair joke <off to midgets>
7. Alexanders tomb discovered
8. 2/1/95
9. skunk
10. MORE penis removal (OFFENSIVE!)
11. Instructing the Eldest Son <Off. Baptists, Catholics, Methodists>
12. O. J. Limericks
13. Windows 95
14. A Large Problem (Risque)
15. Reasons I want to be a journalist