The Humor List Postings for February 1995

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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1. motor vehicle notice (off. to blonds?)
2. IRS Penis Taxation Form <male body parts>
3. limmerick correction/off. to Republicans
4. airline acronyms
5. In The News - Off to OJ, politicians
6. Limerick (contains "f---" word)
7. You dont know Jack Schitt <non offensive>
8. Life 7.4 A collection of clean humor gathered on:9 Feb 91
9. Put-downs <Off. disenfranchised, their mothers>
10. Limerick <off. to hermits>
11. Student Bloopers ( 2 of 2 )
12. Offensive Limerick
13. Armed forces joke
14. Super Bowl
15. Computers in the Future
16. Put-downs <Off. disenfranchised, their mothers>
17. Super Bowl
18. Zachary disease <language; risque>
19. Tornadoes and Marriage
20. Femidoms, etc (off to squeemish)
21. Reasons to wear a sweater on a hot day
22. comment on growing up and being responsible (rated G)

1. In The News - Off to OJ, lawyers, Clinton, the Post Office & DMV, PG13
2. emo phillips quotes<some sick>
3. Book of Creation <mild sacrilege> (Ch. 2 of 3)
4. Cows ( 1 of many )
5. Chickens (off. to feminists) + Acronym
6. Outlook on life <off. to dwarfs>
7. <offensive to families of those with Alzheimers disaease>
8. In The News - Off to NAFTA, OJ
9. hacker_barbie.announce (fwd)

1. Heavenly Fantasies
2. airline acronyms
3. Taglines.. {Part 1 of A BUNCH}
4. Reasons why I cant talk on the phone
5. Music (unkind to Schoenberg & viola players)
6. Musical humor (off. to strings)
7. Spitting
8. Potent love medicine (risque)
9. Book of Creation <mild sacrilege> (Ch. 3 of 3)
10. Giraffes and Piglets
11. Dyslexic Philosopher with Insomnia
12. Quote of the week! <off. to publishers>
13. Secondary Consequences

1. Surd jokes (offensive to Surds / Sikhs)
2. making love<adult theme>
3. Bananas (off. to nuns)
4. Suggested Punishments
5. More viola bashing <off. to strings>
6. Monkeys <adult themes>
7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet - Feb 3 1995
8. viola bashing <may be harmful to musicians>
9. More Put-downs <Off. disenfranchised, their mothers>
10. Humor from India: The Hon. Rev. 2-Stroke

1. Re[2]: airline acronyms (fwd)
2. Contemporary Political Rhetoric
3. Courtroom bloopers
4. Life 7.5 - humor gathered long ago
5. more violin bashing (sexual innuendo)
6. Farmer Joke <slightly profane>
7. Taglines.. {Part 2 of A BUNCH}
8. FWD: TOP TEN LIST - Mon 2/6/95
9. Sexual innuendo...

1. Offensive to memory of space travellers
2. windows 95 - what it really stands for
3. Even More Put-downs <Off. disenfranchised, their mothers>
4. Musician Jokes (Offensive to oboe players)
5. Airline Acronyms
6. Yet another musician joke (offensive to piano players)
7. Standardized Guide
8. Time to start MS Jokes(Offensive to Micro Soft)
9. Trial (Off: nixon-lovers)
10. Kissing
11. I dont think so...

1. Traffic cop
2. Winning the lottery
3. Troubleshooting Flowchart <Off. troubleshooters; bad words>
4. More offensive to memory of astronauts
5. Are your 15 minutes up ?
6. Humor: The Irish reserves...
7. offensive to catholics and many others
8. Weird News: Minks in the Water
9. possibly/mildly offensive to Christians
10. Life 7.6 humor gathered long ago
11. Christmas card
12. More courtroom bloopers
13. offensive to catholics and many others
14. Microsoft Tester Dies!

1. Taglines.. {Part 3 of a BUNCH & HALF}
2. The Potato Joke
3. Shallow Thoughts <off. to supermodels> (Part 1 of 2)
4. When you have plenty of free time...
5. Airline Acronyms: The final chapter
6. "I was misquoted" - what they really said
7. All those missing pennies
8. definition - offensive to W.VA.
9. man and woman
10. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, OJ, LAPD, alcoholics, waiters
11. elephant marketing
12. Shepherds <adult themes>
13. Offensive to All
14. Shallow Thoughts <off. to supermodels> (Part 2 of 2)
15. Humor: Sound Bites - non-offensive to anyone
16. Buckwheat joke/poss. offensive
17. International Flavor
18. undertaker humor <offensive to those with taste>
19. Humor: The Choir director, the little boy, matches & a cat...
20. Hamster Power ( 1 of 2 )
21. Shepherds <adult themes>

1. A shocking survey.....True!
2. Hamster Power ( 2 of 2 )
3. Entrance Exam (off. Catholics)
4. Things to do at work to lessen your stress
5. One more Iraqi joke (off to those from Iraq)
6. Special High Intensity Training (language)
7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet - Feb 17, 1995

1. flaming parody?
2. Middle Aged Angst
3. Falklands War joke <contains sexual swear-word>
4. Positions Avaliable
5. Innuendo
6. A riddle <Language>
7. Valentines Day--Inoffensive
8. More misquotes <a few offensive>
9. Academic false memories
10. Job Interviews

1. Clintons troubles
2. Humor: 2 sodium atoms walk down the street...
3. <No subject given>
4. BOGUS CHAIN LETTER <OFFENSIVE TO HUSBANDS/BOYFRIENDS>
5. Animal Joke (very punny)
6. Lawn mowing <adult themes>
7. Research Papers
8. "Hello Dolly" (offensive language)
9. Jewish Fly
10. possibly offensive to the handicapped (fwd)
11. Valentine Memo
12. Biographical Essay
13. Achtung! (in pseudo-german)
14. Quote of the week
15. Gross and sick jokes; offensive to Czechs, epileptics and bird lovers.

1. Carmen revised
2. FWD: some taglines about Windows
3. Weird News: Coleridges Poetry
4. accident reports <non offensive>
5. Liquor bottle warning
6. Why coffee is better than women - (Off. to women)
7. Sex <adult themes>
8. Politics <GOP, Democrats>
9. Life 7.7 humor gathered long ago

1. Some more airline acronyms (offensive) (fwd)
2. Possibly offensive to Brits and/or Jews
3. More funeral humor <damn offensive, revolting, and funny>
4. Midget <off. to mental midgets>
5. Insensitive and vulgar
6. Rednecks<Off to West Virginians>
7. In The News - PG13, political, off to baseball players, lawyers, OJ

1. religious humor(offensive to christians)
2. Reasons to wear a skirt to work
3. name calling (fwd)
4. Type Of People You Might Meet In The Mens Room (mild language)
5. Superman... (adult)
6. Life 7.8 - humor gathered long ago
7. Lovemaking <adult themes>
8. On Rejection Notices <offensvie to Hollywood Agents>
9. Fill in the Blanks (not offensive)
10. Lovemaking <adult themes>
11. Dumb Men Jokes ( Sorry Guys !! )
12. Maths joke

1. Gross Joke - Offensive to leprosy sufferers
2. jack handy deep thought
3. Mysteries of Language
4. Doctor, doctor, give me the news <cheerfully offensive>
5. Chocolate Sex
6. Chickens <off. to women>
7. LETTER TO HUSBAND/WIFE <PROFANITY>
8. Purple door <possibly offensive>
9. How to kill an eel(off. to mothers of teens/sexual innuendo)
10. Signs seen on - only 1 sh@# word
11. CONTEST & NATE

1. Antique Lamp <off. to genies>
2. Quote of the Week
3. Reasons to stop writing and go to bed
4. kids pledge (not offensive)

1. Airline acronyms (fwd)
2. Airline acronyms
3. Warning: Offencive joke
4. Home maid <off. to blacks>
5. Befuddled Pc Users
6. Son-In-Law (offensive language)

1. Not all battery-powered devices are incendiary
2. Newfie joke
3. Fun with the Unix Operating system
4. Stupid Bad Excuses
5. Nuns Joke <Sex, off to Christians>
6. Bumper strips
7. I hope you get your wish <offensive to the simpleminded>
8. My Michigan Diary <profanity>
9. Bumper sticker seen on a NY city vehicle.
10. Jewish Humor
11. Definition of International Scholar
12. Sex Drinks <Explicit> (1 of 2)
13. Reasons why youre the office outcast

1. An ethnic joke from India
2. Maryland "state of the state" address
3. On the subject of neat desks (not offensive)
4. French "Humor"
5. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
6. Life 6.9 - selections of humor gathered long ago
7. Humor: Tips for Ice fishing....
8. Humor: Curse and Proverb
9. Yo Momma Joke <off. to Buckwheat>
10. Verbal Sparring
11. Sex Drinks <Explicit> ( 2 of 2 )
12. Best cure <sexually offensive>
13. Witch joke
14. Bits & Pieces
15. Renewal of your subscription to the HUMOR list (fwd)
16. Philosophy Quiz
17. Giraffe In Sports Bar
18. The Complete Guide to Orgasms
19. Eternal (cold) Life?
20. How to Look Busy
21. Renewal of your subscription to the HUMOR list (fwd)

1. collection: puns/vulgarity
2. Kinky vs Perverted (slightly offensive)
3. Bits & Pieces and one heard
4. holy pototo!!
5. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
6. Giving Blood (off. to some)
7. Eating <off. to prudes>
8. Billy and Buddy Snake
9. Another lawyer joke..and farm humor....
10. We had some chickens <not offensive, Im afraid>
11. Humor: Getting attention in class...
12. First Time <Suggestive>
13. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, OJ,The Prez, Madonna, Rush
14. In The News - Off to OJ, Madonna, Rush
15. URGENT PETITION -- Fight Govt. Censorship!! (70 lines)

1. humorous headlines
2. Oneliners.
3. Sex <adult themes/language>
4. Q & A
5. Violence in the Family
6. Customer Support True Story
7. Couple of Thoughts
8. Life 7.A
9. Offensive to morons
10. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
11. References <off. to blondes>
12. Are You a God? (off. to Deities)
13. Oldies but goodies <offensive language>
14. Men & women (its a long one)
15. Scottish Weddings (off. to Scottish people, maybe)
16. Did You Hear The One About....
17. Posting rule :-)
18. Good News/Bad News
19. CONTEST FINALE

1. Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
2. Little Old Lady Jokes (profanity)
3. Newtie humor - offensive to Newt fans!
4. Bank teller <off. to whores>
5. Glass Eye Girl (off. to one-eyed people)
6. love
7. French humor <vulgar & stupid>
8. Apology and marriage
9. Are You A Nathan? off: religious
10. Birthday story <risque>
11. Health Care Humor. (fwd)
12. Finally, Creation We Can Understand.... (fwd)

1. <HUMOR> Offensive to New Zealanders and Aussies
2. Dog Names <Suggestive>
3. Descriptions my internet girlfriend
4. Kitty Litter Box <off. to animal lovers>
5. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
6. There Oughta Be a Law

1. Internet girlfriends, revised <possibly off. to cybergirls>
2. The incompetent magician
3. The Utility of a Second Language
4. Drought <0ff. to liars>
5. Offensive only to "Golf Widows"
6. Ask Dr. Science
7. Distant Relative
8. glass eyes

1. <HUMOR> Flat-chested women and bad rhymes
2. glass eyes/gross
3. Clinton Humor
4. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
5. Prolific Woman (suggestive)
6. The missionarys position
7. Bell curve viewpoint <off. to blacks>
8. FW: There are only 4 ways off this airplane...
9. Joke
10. CHICKENS AND ROOSTERS
11. Sinful Elderly Gentlemen
12. Weekly Movie Listing
13. Excuses , Excuses .....
14. Words not to use
15. Quote of the Week.
16. Glass eye/somewhat sick

1. Funny and not offensive
2. Bumper stickers
3. Humor: Another Airline Message
4. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
5. God and Tenure (off. to deities)
6. Turtles , Rabbits and Buzzards
7. another bumper sticker
8. Logos <adult themes>
9. Horny elderly gentleman <pretty damn offensive>
10. Quotables <off. to the quoted>
11. Amerikan newspeak revisited (fwd)
12. Slightly offensive but really true
13. Life 7.B

1. Current Events
2. Attributions & other stuff
3. Apology, Riddle <Off. L. Helmsley>, Vague Advert. (61 Lines)
4. Partisan Translation Guide <G>
5. Laxative joke <off. to Irishmen>
6. Alien Contact (Innuendo)
7. Travel Tips from Those Who Know
8. The Canonical List of Taglines
9. ANTI- WINDOWS oneliners <off to MS lovers>
10. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Illegals, Kato, Steve Howe