The Humor List Postings for March 1995

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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1. <No subject given>
2. People
3. Hot weather <off. to gays>
4. Irishmans funeral <poss. off. to dead Irish>
5. Customer Support Tale
6. Spring Break <off. to Amish>
7. More FullDeckisms <Off. Mentally Impaired>

1. Shamed by You English? <Off. illiterate English teachers; 80 Lines
2. Drive By Shooting (poss. off. to Amish)
3. Yet Another FullDeckism
4. A "Willie" entry... (fwd)
5. job description
6. Life 7.C humor gathered long ago
7. Cattle guards!
8. Sex and the Weather
9. Oral sex joke <off. to Amish men>
10. Sex joke

1. limbless
2. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Grammys
3. Medical Malpractice
4. Benefits of turning 40
5. Hard-luck Inventor
6. quotes du jour
7. Dating Translation Guide <adult themes, R-rated language>
8. <HUMOR> Heavy sex content+ one referring to Jehovah Witnesses + Hells angels

1. Condom Story (Very mildly Risque)
2. So you want to be an unrecognized genius
3. Rodeo <off. to gays>
4. more medical malpractice
5. More limbless jokes
6. Spellcheckers--Inoffensive
7. Friendship
8. THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO OVERHEAR OVER AN AIRLINE P.A. SYSTEM
9. Country Song Title Contest

1. Another bear joke
2. PMS - symptom combinations you dont want to have
3. Honorable mentions - Country song titles
4. Offensive License Plates
5. MORE FULLDECKISMS
6. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
7. lecture(clean)
8. Whats the difference <off. to the p.c.>
9. How Software Companies Die
10. Explanation of sex joke
11. Wonderful <adult themes>
12. Words of Wit
13. New Mailing list for Religious Outcasts (fwd)
14. The NEW(T) PBS?

1. More excuses for losing your banks fortune
2. May be offensive to religiously sensitive
3. SOME MORE FULLDECKISMS
4. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
5. Going Fishing
6. More Fishing
7. <No subject given>
8. Humor: Technotainment: More Pentium jokes....
9. Priest & Rabbi joke
10. Life 7.D humor from long ago
11. Oldtime movie stars
12. More Country Song contest entries.
13. BUGDUDE BYYYY KAFKA <not offensive>
14. Things to Give Up for Lent

1. FWD: FullDeckism
2. 50 Ways:Fuck your Mum (off. all)
3. Please Discontinue Copyright Violation
4. Pecker tracks <not particularly offensive, I should think>
5. Off the Wall at Callahans
6. Silly condom laws (obvious sexual references)
7. Heart trouble <adult themes>
8. Existential cooking
9. Too Much Unstructured Free Time

1. Grammatical Cats <squeaky clean>
2. Heart trouble <adult themes>
3. Some lines about sex and Stupid joke.
4. StarTrek humor
5. Religious Identity (fwd)
6. Important Sesame Street News (part 1 of 2)
7. In The News - off to Hara Krishnas, health care, lawyers, Seinfeld
8. Last attempt at heart trouble joke. <adult themes>
9. Laws involving sex and cars (obvious sexual references)
10. Lecture on Sexual Behavior
11. Life 7.E
12. Signs the world is ending
13. Quote of the week
14. Missing punch line <adult themes>

1. Lyles contest
2. From the Documentation Hall of Shame
3. W.C. Fields
4. Tourette Syndrome
5. Important Sesame Street News (part 2 of 2)
6. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, murderers
7. HUMOR Digest - 6 Mar 1995 to 7 Mar 1995
8. Heart Trouble punch line <adult themes>
9. Whos in Charge Here?
10. IM SENDING THIS FOR THE HUMOR VALUE ONLY

1. a brief survey of history
2. Be annoying on the net
3. Jungle roulette <adult themes>
4. Surgery Joke
5. When Is Someone Drunk?

1. Chelsea Riot Grrrl <off. to Clintons; drugs, sex, a few bad words>
2. Some quotes and a joke poss off to Russians
3. Pops Poetry (Camping Weather in Idaho)

1. Pops Poetry (Winter Sports)
2. Humor: cute furry little kittties
3. Two kinds of people
4. Wings <off. to pilots>
5. ProfSpeak <schoolkid humor>
6. <HUMOR> Nautical misadventures of One Australia
7. HUMOUR: Book promotional material
8. More fun things to do in an elevator

1. Way to a Mans Heart
2. How to write good and joke request
3. Flight humour
4. The Cause of the Baseball Strike
5. Murphy was a good old boy
6. Life 7.F
7. Bumper sticker.
8. Boyfriends

1. An Irish Joke
2. Grammar, Generation X Style
3. panda bear joke (suggestive sexual content)
4. IFC Jokes part 1.
5. Girlfriends
6. If Operating Systems were airlines ..
7. True West Virginia Story
8. Psychologically Appropriate Attire
9. farting
10. offensive to lawyers
11. A load of bull.

1. miscellaneous
2. IFC Jokes part 2
3. Newlyweds--Sexually Suggestive
4. Out of the mouths of babes...kid humor
5. one more Kid Humor
6. One more kid humor
7. How to write good and joke
8. short ones. good ones?
9. Women Menopause
10. 100 ZANY WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER (1 of 3)
11. Up yours <adult themes>
12. Humor: NY Times Ad
13. Ichthyology
14. Panda Joke ( Version 2 )
15. The golfer & the leprechaun <slightly off>
16. Life 7.F - part one of a play
17. Bad Courtroom Technique (Sexual content)
18. nuff said

1. In The News - political, off to lawyers & almost anybody too sensitive
2. IFC Jokes part 3
3. 100 things to say when ordering pizza (part 2 of 3)
4. Humor: How to prevent cheating in a 300+ student exam...
5. Jack Handy Quote (religious sugg)
6. Life 7.F - the play continued
7. Beyond Idaho
8. Old/new joke.
9. Pops Poetry (The Big Brown Bear)

1. Bear Bells
2. Bear Identification
3. Smurf Sex (1of2) <Very Graphic>
4. Living together <adult themes>
5. Sailing in the Straights
6. Dominatrix
7. Boy Scout Story (true)

1. Smurf Sex (2of2) <Very Graphic>
2. Camelot <adult themes>
3. Bodies
4. Wicker Box
5. Microsoft Renames Windows 95
6. Jewish Humor

1. IFC Jokes part 4.
2. Weird News: Rotten Sneaker Contest
3. Jewish humor
4. Fierce Dog <adult themes>
5. 100 ZANY WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER (3 of 3)
6. A Ratty Story?
7. Women - Hazardous Material

1. Stupid Pet Tricks
2. IFC Jokes part 5. Off as follows...
3. Seen on GMA
4. Life 7.G
5. Common courtesy <adult themes>
6. Humor: Signs in the watermelon patch...
7. Two limericks <offensive, the way we like em>
8. Not offensive at all
9. How do they do it ?
10. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Thr Rams, talk shows (maybe)

1. Pops Poetry (Training Daddy)
2. How do they do it?
3. more golf
4. IFC Jokes part 6
5. Tongue lashing <adult themes>
6. definition
7. 34 Things I learned from Video Games
8. On a desert island
9. On Pronounciation in English
10. Meryn Cadell
11. The Speed of Time by Age - No offensive
12. How do they do it ?

1. IFC Jokes part 7
2. Did Ya Hears?
3. Abort, Retry, Ignore
4. Women Menopause
5. Offensive to Wymyn...
6. Offensive to Blonds and Men...
7. Bumper Stickers
8. Norse humor
9. Diehard golfer
10. Life 7.F
11. The Greatest Wish(Offensive?)
12. New disease
13. Twinkies as food? (Non offensive)

1. IFC Jokes part 8
2. Confession - offensive to priests, sexual, might be sick
3. Warning Signs of Insanity
4. FW: humor... OSHA Guidelines for Handling of
5. Pops Poetry (Too Late Straight)
6. Lab tests.
7. Thats a mouthful
8. More Meryn Cadell
9. Eateries
10. bumper stickers ad nauseum
11. Caught With His Pants Down

1. Off.to Gays; Sex innuendo
2. Dentures <adult themes>

1. Rev Ian Paisley
2. Bedroom Golf <Suggestive>
3. Moo-love <adult themes>
4. Pops Poetry (My Dog)

1. How to write a paper when you cant
2. IFC Jokes part 10: How to succed...
3. Irony
4. Bits & Pieces (Famous Last Words..)
5. Offensive to the superannuated
6. Did you ever wonder.... (fwd)
7. Rush Jokes
8. Maximum penetration <adult themes>
9. Life 7.H
10. Humor??
11. Hunting Story
12. In The News - Off to Clinton, Kmart, Lawyers, Kato, OJ

1. IFC Jokes part 11: A day off.
2. Customer Refunds
3. Golf Joke
4. Kato / NM laws
5. New Female Golfer <risque; off. women golfers>
6. Life Cycle of Lists
7. Starving Eskimos <off. to animal lovers>
8. life is stranger than fiction
9. Humor: News Story and Headline
10. A Day In The Life <Long One>

1. IFC Jokes part 12: Q & A, some very off.
2. Money making ideas for D.C.
3. JOKE: clean : Honesty is best policy?
4. human experience >sexual, profanity<
5. Scalps <risque>
6. THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY
7. Life 7.I
8. Non-offensive Navy humor...
9. 25th anniversary gift <offensive to those with lockjaw>
10. HOW TO KILL AN EEL <Suggestive>

1. Three bulls (suggestive)
2. IFC Jokes part 13: Elephants.
3. Hows that again? (fwd)
4. Maybe offensive to some, especially processed meat.
5. Humor: Nursing Home Inhabitants <suggestive>
6. AN (800) NUMBER IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS
7. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
8. Pops Poetry (Mind Control)
9. Limerick <adult themes>
10. Proofreading Rule #1
11. Signs your video project is going to suck

1. Rabbi <ethnic>
2. THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY (Offensive to Women)
3. a modified re-post...