The Humor List Postings for April 1995

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1st of April Topics of the day:
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1. Roullette (may be offensive to africans)
2. Sex-and-Dating Police: Lastest Donts and Donts
3. Classic Classifieds ( 1 of 2 )
4. Dyslexia <off. to agnostics>
5. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME REFORM

1. Edible Words <off. to skeptics>
2. IFC Jokes part 14
3. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Kato, LAPD, Lizzy Gardiner
4. E-mail Joke
5. Joining the Church (fwd)
6. If men got pregnant
7. April foolery
8. Medical Definitions <adult themes>
9. Computer Viruses
10. If men got pregnant
11. Not Raising Hogs
12. Classic Classifieds ( 2 of 2 )
13. virginia problems <adult, sort of>
14. fortune Cookies

1. IFC Jokes part 15
2. Joining the Church (fwd)
3. shouldnt offend anyone
4. Weird News: Vehicular Crashes
5. Gods Total Quality Questionnaire
6. Cinderella (Tastless)
7. IMPROVING ENGLISH SPELING
8. Limerick <off. to homosexuals>
9. Forwarded mail....
10. kids, theyre sharper than you think.
11. Computers & cars <not offensive>
12. Life 7.J
13. Smelly moles
14. Accident Report
15. more fortune cookies
16. OFFICE LUNCHEON

1. Total misunderstanding (off. to bosses)
2. IFC Jokes part 16
3. whats the difference between... [ADULT]
4. INVASION OF THE YACHT PEOPLE (Offensive to rich??)
5. <off to the Clintons, some offensive words>
6. The Naked Truth
7. Your Place or Mine
8. golf <offensive>
9. disconnect
10. The Ultimate Chicken
11. Self-esteem
12. music to drive away wild pigs...
13. New Barbie Dolls <offensive to women>
14. Yo momma...
15. sage advice, and some random thoughts >completely non-off<
16. lawyer joke(offensive to lawyers)
17. Big Brother is Watching YOU!
18. Lucky Charms Test < Suggestive >
19. Elvis and Jesus

1. Off. to most..tasteless

1. Chip Shots (Original, clean)
2. Gross & sick humour; language; offensive to lepers, epileptics.
3. IFC Jokes part 17
4. Length differences (rude)
5. More of yo momma....(offensive to yo momma)
6. Computer-related
7. Humor: Reverse Polarity....
8. WWII Story (offensive to racists?)
9. life after death and another reason for red fire engines>adul
10. Whats the difference... <sexual, offensive>
11. Doctor joke <Sexually suggestive>
12. Life 7.K
13. Traveling salesman <adult themes>
14. Reincarnation
15. UNIVERSAL POLITCAL SMEAR SPEACH
16. Harley Riders <Off to other bikers-Adult language>

1. French Lessons (1-2) <profane>
2. IFC Jokes part 18: dictionary...long
3. Technology update (off. to good taste???)
4. BLONDE JOKES <OFF. TO BLONDES>
5. Trial of the Century
6. <religious humor>
7. Women
8. disconnect
9. The Newt
10. whats the difference... [ADULT]
11. virginia problems <adult, may be offensive to those with vaginitis>
12. Safe sex <off. to midgets>
13. Life 7.K
14. Short, dumb jokes
15. Kids on Love

1. IFC Jokes part 16
2. Blonde jokes <risque>
3. Safe sex <off. to midgets> (fwd)
4. Seinfeld Lines
5. Last Things Said
6. THE NUT FRINGE IS EVERYWHERE.....
7. Mixed bag <off. to blondes>
8. Humor, sexual content, offensive to gays
9. <Sexual Content>

1. IFC Jokes part 19
2. Flatulent Pigs and Talking Dogs
3. Boys to men >not particularly offensive, but not inoffensive<
4. Teacher Humor
5. Bad joke made good
6. Teacher Humor (fwd)
7. Yes, dear. <profane>
8. More Seinfeld
9. Red Schoolhouse (mildly sex. off.)
10. Joke: non offensive
11. (SICK HUMOR)
12. <off. to blonds>
13. lawyers again
14. GENIES

1. Holiday humor <kids>
2. "To a Young Man On How to Choose a Mistress"
3. Shit Happens (revised) part 1 of 6
4. Offensive to Woman
5. Offensive. Slight profanity
6. Dead fly (adult), Widowed housewife (adult)
7. Guide for Speaking with West/East Coasters (fwd)
8. Off. to dokters
9. Slips of the Tongue <profanity> <possibly off to women>
10. Joke, offencive to policemen
11. Proposals on billboards
12. Orange Dick (Language)
13. Vehicle accident <off. to gays>
14. Twins <off. to siamese twins>
15. Techohumor
16. Night Before Christmas <Vulgar>

1. Evaluation <offensive Language>
2. Shit Happens (revesed) part 2
3. About the takeover of the Humor List
4. DEEP THOUGHTS, BY THE SUPERMODELS (fwd)
5. Life 7.L
6. Definitions <off. to Italians>
7. HUMOR Digest - 31 Mar 1995 to 1 Apr 1995
8. HUMOR Digest - 1 Apr 1995 to 2 Apr 1995
9. HUMOR Digest - 30 Mar 1995 to 31 Mar 1995

1. Politics <GOP, Demos>
2. Shit Happens part 3 of 6
3. French Lessons (2-2) <profane>
4. True: Flying pigs ground plane <rude>
5. Differences
6. Menspeak < Suggestive >
7. Germans <true story - unsure if offensive>
8. Mans best friend <adult themes>
9. HUMOR Digest - 2 Apr 1995 to 3 Apr 1995
10. Warning
11. Rush who? (Ofs. to Wind Bags)
12. More Murphys laws
13. Amins Credit Problems
14. Become a SEX-MAGNET!!!

1. HUMOR Digest - 29 Mar 1995 to 30 Mar 1995
2. Bondage
3. Humor: Automated suggestions to the Dean.....
4. Three young women <poss. offensive>

1. Shit Happens part 4 of 6
2. Lawyer joke via India
3. Where the wind is faster than your truck.
4. selecting a college major
5. Frog. <off. Texas oil tycoons>
6. Ahmed Ben Bella
7. Groceries <profanity>
8. Life 7.M
9. More differences
10. Humorous practical jokes(Part 1 of 6)

1. Make Exams, no Love!
2. 1. Heaven (off to gays) 2. Jesus (off to non-blasphemors)
3. More differences
4. you know youre a grad student when ...
5. circus clowns
6. THE GIFT (ADULT THEME)
7. <No subject given>
8. Even more differences <off to sick infants>
9. No Subject
10. Sick camel <off. to veterinarians>
11. Religion joke, slightly offensive
12. Womenspeake < Suggestive >

1. Truly inspired.
2. ways to be offensive at a funeral >yes, its offensive<
3. On moderation & abstinence (naughty word)
4. Emoticons--Part 2 of 5

1. More on Abstinence & Moderation
2. The Umpire Strikes Back
3. ways to be offensive at a funeral >definately offensive<
4. Emoticons--Part 1 of 5
5. Scarecrow <off. to old maids>
6. Adam <religous satire>

1. Emoticons--Part 3 of 5
2. turtles
3. Weekly Traffic Report (4/9-4/15)
4. Sexyally suggestive
5. Bad Luck (mildly suggestive)
6. Little Johnny. <clean.>
7. Texas Aggie Joke (off to Aggies)
8. Help and a blonde joke
9. Negotiations <off. to PMS victims>
10. still more on abstinence and moderation
11. Jewish humor
12. Ethnic humor <offensive to animal lovers>
13. I wonder why.
14. Humorous practical jokes(Part 2 of 6)
15. pilot in Jewish humor
16. Three Lies

1. Quotes
2. Motorcycles and men (innuendo)
3. 1. More blasphemous humour 2. IRA joke 3. Mammy and Daddy jokes (fairly gross / offensive)
4. Focus; Emoticons--Part 4 of 5
5. dogs name
6. <No subject given>
7. standards
8. Political joke <sexist>
9. Life 7.N
10. Kato Update!!!
11. Pun - a real groaner
12. Humor Abroad (bloopers)
13. Potential PMS candidate <off. to PMS victims.
14. Down on the farm
15. Death of a Wife <off to women> <f-word> <sexual situations>
16. What would you do? (Purportedly true)
17. Ira and Levi win the Lottery (poss offensive to Jews?)
18. Answering Machine Messages[1of2]

1. Shit Happens (revised) part 5 out of 6
2. Bartender/girl (Risque, language)
3. Man in Pet Shop
4. Jewish jokes (guess what? off. to jews!)
5. Emoticons--part 5 of 5
6. O.J. <lawyers>
7. standards
8. NEWTS SEX BOOK (Sexually Suggestive!)
9. Sitting pretty <off. to lesbians>
10. how many....
11. $25 PAID FOR SLOGANS
12. $25 PAID FOR SLOGANS
13. Fairy tale (offensive)
14. The Leprechaun <Off. to leprechauns!>
15. Bored monks
16. Humorous practical jokes(Part 3 of 6)
17. <No subject given>
18. RIDDLES (ADULT THEME)
19. Bobbitesque joke (offensive to blacks)
20. Answering Machine Messages[2of2]

1. Eccentric mans death <off. to Lawyers>
2. Manns Theatre & correction
3. Shit Happens (revised) part 6 of 6
4. PMS (off. to PMS victims)
5. Letter
6. sollicitation<off.to non-whites>
7. Jewish jokes (guess what? off. to christians!)
8. Man in Pub (Adult humour)
9. Hillbilly sex <off. to hillbillies>
10. In The News - political, off to lawyers and many others
11. Personal Ad [clean!]
12. Insurance Claims
13. Murphy revisited
14. A bull named Caesar <punny>
15. drunk joke <off. to people who dont like drunk jokes>
16. Mouse Repair

1. If Unhappy <Adult Language>
2. Stress Management <off. to frogs>
3. <HUMOR> Russias aids law
4. pub joke
5. Offensive to blacks, Puerto ricans.
6. One-liners, part 1
7. Bits & Pieces
8. Make a Wish <suggestive>
9. FUNNY STUFF
10. The Hebrew Geek Code
11. Never happens on Star Trek
12. Stocks and morality
13. Humorous practical jokes (Part 4 of 6)
14. THE DOG SHOW <Punny>
15. Sick to almost everyone <sexually disgusting>
16. Goosed? <adult themes>
17. Urgent
18. lawyer joke <off. to lawyers>
19. Elephant & Mouse (language)
20. THE GASTRONOMICAL BEAN STORY

1. 3 Jokes and Murphy
2. Yet more Murphys laws
3. Friendly penguins <highly ofensive to penguins :-)>
4. Quotes part 2 of 3
5. Give a man a fish . . .
6. A slow worker <humor from India>
7. The Plan <Language>
8. Stop Mid-Western Terrorism! (fwd)
9. QE 2 (poss. off. to monarchs)
10. Quote of the week
11. <No subject given>
12. Adult Riddle (Off. to Blind and Women)
13. Count up <offensive to nuts :-)>

1. The SPT--Part 1 of 2
2. Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers
3. computer O.D.
4. Quickies <off. to everyone>
5. A Mom-gram
6. Dead Heads <possibly off to same>
7. Afront Page
8. Afront Page
9. One-Liners, part 2
10. Afront Page
11. The SPT--Part 1 of 2 <Length, 1 curse>
12. Lady in the Bar. (off. to women).
13. Pharmacies (risque)
14. terms of endearment: a lusty lexicon
15. Dracula <Offensive to Persons Without Papers>
16. Chairs, Recovery, and Bet + Murphy
17. TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE AN INTERNET GEEK

1. French/English pun
2. Lion & Gorilla <profane, sexual>
3. AFRONT PAGE
4. AFRONT PAGE
5. Cleft palate (offensive ...
6. Quotes part 3 out of 3
7. Employment Contract
8. Oral Definition <possibly offensive>
9. <No subject given>
10. BAD DREAMS
11. Blonde on Computer (offensive to blondes)
12. The SPT--Part 2 of 2
13. Redneck Joke (off to Rednecks)
14. Lesbian Carpenters
15. Afront Page
16. architect joke.
17. Pharmacies (risque)
18. One-Liners, part 3
19. Blonde on Computer (offensive to blondes)
20. Problems in Dating Beowulf <inoffensive>
21. Girls.
22. Sporting life < contains the f word >
23. Bar Joke <sexual>
24. Sprinklers <offensive to Blacks, Chinese, and Mexicans>
25. JOKE: offensive to Mr. Rubin
26. Pops Poetry
27. What is this crap? <commentary>
28. Diamonds are also a guys best friend....
29. What is this crap? <commentary>
30. Ethnic Sex <off to Jews><off to Orientals><language>
31. Beer Vs Women <Off. to Women>
32. Another affront page
33. (Cruel & Sick) Being Fat is the cause of all your medical problems

1. Why the Internet is like a penis
2. A girl from Havana
3. DR.Joke (poss off animal lovers)
4. Old Hippie Joke <off to hippies>
5. A JUDAIC BRAIN
6. Colonels Order + Murphy
7. University Entrance Exam <off. to football players?>
8. Life 7.Q
9. Ordering in a Chinese restaurant (off. to Orientals)
10. Dining Out
11. Charles and Di <suggestive>
12. One-Liners, part 4
13. FREE MONEY! (Off. to minorities)
14. News..sex..Truth is stranger than fiction
15. FW: Heroic failures (fwd)
16. Clinton (is a) Joke
17. Something Different. <sick>
18. Get a haircut!
19. Excrement List (risque; gross)
20. RIDDLES (ADULT THEME)
21. Math anecdote
22. Honeymoon trick
23. Subject: Pharmacies (risque)
24. Swen & Ollie <Punny>

1. The SPT--Part 2 of 2
2. Humorous practical jokes (Part 5 of 6)

1. Disorder In The Courts
2. Halloween Costume <verbal innuendo, poss. off.>
3. THE MAN AND THE BEAST
4. JOKE:clean
5. How the Gingrinch Stole Congress
6. FW: MS-Joe-Bob (fwd)
7. <Off. to Blondes>
8. Innocent joke <so, were reduced to that>
9. The Tator Family
10. Indian Wires <Punny Off. to Native Americans>
11. Humorous practical jokes (Part 6 of 6)
12. Sick Humor: Oklahoma City

1. Hales Used Cars (Punny)
2. Drunk joke and One very off to Jews
3. Dark Humour: Offensive to animal lovers
4. PRIEST AND RABBI <ABUSIVE TO RELIGIOUS>
5. MARIA WEET RAAD<SEX>
6. Immortal Porpoises
7. Why do guys... {sexual}
8. Prescription, Stork, Law + Murphy
9. Humor: Apartment rental guide
10. Lawn & Garden [non-offensive]
11. The Twelve Commandments of Flaming (fwd)
12. potato joke <mildly offensive>
13. Life 7.R
14. Parrot joke <contains the f word>
15. Ventriloquist <highly suggestive>
16. Four short jokes, somewhat tasteless
17. Oklahoma City (off to a Police Department...)
18. Vt Govs Bodyguards <true story>

1. Messed up Classified Add
2. RSA Gay Slang <adult themes>
3. In The News - Political, off to lawyers and a few others.
4. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs <adult; risque>
5. Rats & Rat Watchers
6. leprechaun at the bar <one bad word>
7. Editorial from Ex-Junta Leader: Ok City (Bad Taste Jokes)

1. Hung hillbilly <off. to hillbillies>
2. Phony Names
3. The Convert
4. DR. Jokes (off. to Drs.; vulgar)
5. Afront Page (Part 2)
6. Computer Users <non-offensive>
7. Term Limits <off. to politicians>

1. ABOUT HORSES
2. Chemists tale
3. Reporting to Parents -- Religious humor
4. Doggie style (adult, gross)
5. Mormon joke
6. Pipelines To Nowhere
7. Girls letter to God <cute>
8. A nun gets some <off. to Catholics>
9. L.A. Math test <Offensive to gang members>
10. Whites in Africa <offensive to Whites)
11. Blondes <Punny>

1. Ogden Nash Poem
2. SENILITY <OFFENSIVE TO OLDSTERS>
3. Boob Tube Barbie - Off to airheads, "perfect" people, bulimics, more
4. Miss Prissy
5. maladies <suggestive>
6. Drunk Bum (adult; off. to bums)
7. guide for writers
8. Marriage (honeymoon) joke
9. prostitute joke <adult>
10. Jewish humor (off. Catholics)
11. The Parachutist <off to relig?>
12. Nine wives <off. to Mormons>
13. Why it takes a license to drive