The Humor List Postings for May 1995

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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1. COMPREHENSION
2. Wedding Night <sexual innuendo>
3. David Lettermans TOP TEN LIST - Mon 5/1/95
4. Im Glad Im A Woman (off. to men)
5. Life 7.S
6. Some neat mathematical proofs
7. Something different, too. <somewhat perverted>
8. Wedding aniversary <adult themes>
9. off to women - containes f word..
10. <religiously offensive>
11. More fowl humor <really baaad language>
12. Psychiatrist Jokes (adult; off. to shrinks, women)
13. Badly Beaten Man (quite clean)
14. No Subject
15. You Know Youre Old If. . .
16. More Phony Names <some risque>
17. Little Johnny <Offensive language)

1. Nun Joke <definately off. to catholics>
2. More excuses
3. Insurance claim
4. Talented guy <adult themes>
5. third in a series >vulgar, profanity, off. to everyone<
6. spam haiku
7. David Lettermans TOP TEN LIST - Tue 5/2/95
8. Lessons
9. Sports expertise
10. religious humor
11. Its all in the accent (suggestive lines)
12. <offensive to windowwashers and Iranians?>
13. political <off to gun control advocates> (fwd)
14. Teabag <innocent>
15. collectables

1. Dyslexic drug addicts (off. to dyslexics)
2. Orbs of Oppenheimre
3. marriage
4. Unabridged Medical Dictionary (may be offensive to govt people, and contains some explicit human body part names)
5. Life 7.T
6. Punny joke. <off. to Native Africans?>
7. pet humor <non-offensive>
8. Poor planning <May be offensive to the extremely stupid>
9. Humor: Chicken and Egg <suggestive>
10. <ADULT THEME>
11. Scottish Kilt Joke - not too off.
12. The Rules (off. to women)
13. Food for thought <adult themes>
14. Racist...Punny
15. <offensive to Army personnel>
16. there were two ships...
17. Outlawed Fertilizers? (dark, sad sarchasm)
18. The Canonical List of Taglines
19. Chicken and egg: who really came first <suggestive>

1. Sorority Girls Part 1 <off. to soroity girls>
2. Doctor Joke < mild adult theme>
3. driving
4. Word play
5. Matrimony, Radio Recipe, Slow + Murphy
6. Month-End Report
7. Tattooed <adult themes>
8. Not offensive
9. right!
10. a family potluck
11. Dogs Life (slightly profane) (fwd)
12. Texas Rancher <Punny>

1. Deteriorata
2. COLLECTABLES (part two)
3. Continuing Education
4. Story about Neely Dunn
5. Having a bad day? <adult themes>
6. masturbation
7. In case of fire (fwd)
8. A Politically Correct Lexicon
9. submission

1. Windows TP (#1)
2. YO YO <NOT FOR SISSY> (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
3. joke submission 2
4. Erection <adult themes>
5. Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Corporate America.
6. V-E day memories
7. Where 2 meet singles in 90s
8. Hillbillies (off. to hillbillies)

1. Moths <Punny>
2. An ancient Chinese humor (off. to dumb people)
3. A funny little story <v. mild language>
4. NAIVETY <ADULT> (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
5. Windows TP (#2)
6. Drunken Drivers
7. Cartoon Laws of Physics (part 1 of 2)
8. True life...sexual
9. joke enclosed
10. Bathroom humor <off. to gays>
11. off. to hummungbirds?
12. pothead story
13. Warrantee Information
14. Bank robbery <may be offensive to gays, but I doubt it>
15. Smile! <adult themes>

1. True Love (adult, extremely gross)
2. Evil practical jokes (Part 1 of 6)
3. The dog algorithm
4. FEELINGS <OFF TO MOTHER IN LAW>(APOLOGY FOR UPPER CASE)
5. Inferno, Sick in School, Straight + Murphy
6. Any key
7. Cartoon Laws of Physics (part 2 of 2)
8. <very off. to Germans and Polish>
9. Best Man stuff
10. WHAT TO DO WITH HOTEL SOAPS (PART2)
11. WHAT TO DO WITH HOTEL SOAPS (PART 1)
12. Golfer and Hitman (risque)
13. Voodoo dildo (OFFENSIVE)
14. Evil practical jokes (Part 1 of 6)
15. The 23rd Pound
16. Life 7.U
17. Cowboy <off. to lesbians>
18. baseball
19. Warning (Sexual content & kind of sick, too)
20. Good for commuters, some bad language
21. Toilet Humour <off. anal retentive>
22. Mouse and Elephant (slightly obscene)
23. First Aid <Gruesome stuff...>

1. Cannibal joke with European references
2. 3 Wishes <off. to any mother-in-law>
3. An American in Paris <mildly risque>
4. Parallel
5. The Pope... Driving?? -- Non offensive
6. Humor: Excuses, excuses...
7. PUNISHMENT. <OBSCENE> (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
8. Wile Coyote
9. Dark Humor
10. WWW, YOU, & PRINCETON
11. drunk joke [adult language]
12. Hang together <offensive & insensitive>
13. Traffic Ticket
14. OJ quickies
15. Insurance <clean>
16. The hearafter
17. Polish cowboy (off to Poles?)
18. Wife and husband (language,adult)
19. I Like to Watch TV -Reply (fwd)

1. Evil practical jokes (Part 2 of 6)
2. Skip this if you did not take Latin.
3. Top 10 Reasons you cant remember what was before life (Off?)
4. More redneck signs...
5. Lawyers jokes
6. lightbulb jokes
7. Nightgown <off. to senior citizens>
8. K.D.Lang (sexual)
9. BLACK HUMOR: 3 shots

1. bunny joke <nice, maybe off. to fruit-sellers>
2. Fortune Cookies (suggestive)
3. St. Peter joke
4. Irish
5. unlikely endorsements (part 2) (something to offend everyone)
6. High I.Q. <off. to drummers>
7. The story of Mel Famy

1. Explanation Of Benefits (?)
2. RUBBER (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
3. Telling the time <slightly obscene>
4. do be do
5. DIFFERENCE OFF. TO BLACKS
6. bunny joke <adult>
7. Divorce law < off to Arkansas>
8. First aid <WARNING: Brutal, gory disgusting stuff!>
9. Harmless
10. Bar prize <off. to drunks>
11. Life 7.V
12. Bar Joke <offensive to Gays>.
13. Humor: Revised stress test...
14. Kentucky Jokes (Offensive to Native Kentuckians)
15. russian mail-order brides
16. homocidal pedophilia <sick, disgusting, perverted joke>
17. Doing the McNamara <a lampoon>
18. Greek contemplation
19. Furries (worse and worse)
20. Evil practical jokes (Part 3 of 6)
21. labrotory experimunt (sexually suggestive)

1. DESIRES <MAY BE OFF. TO RUSSION,FRENCH,AMERICN>
2. Women...<sexist....ish>
3. Humor: well-written insult
4. Bank Robbery (offensive to polacks)
5. Gross <offensive to baby lovers>
6. Men and women <sick, perverted, off. to women>
7. homocidal pedophilia <sick, disgusting, perverted joke, language>
8. Heredity <obscenity>
9. FW: Do-It-Yourself Country Song Kit
10. Colorful condoms <adult themes>
11. Music jokes (off. to musicians?)
12. Childrens Books
13. Salesman joke
14. Book titles <inoffensive>

1. Gambling On People <Off. Chase Manhattan Banks President>
2. Bogus Names 1 of 3 <mildly off?>
3. <OFF. TO IRAQ. (SO WHAT)>
4. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Kevorkian, OJ, Kato, more
5. Swear Softly, Morse, and Fishing
6. cucumber vs beer
7. <No subject given>
8. Elderly, sex, non-offensive
9. Sesame street
10. Life 8.1
11. Pet names <adult themes>
12. STINKY STUDY LINKS TERMITE FLATULENCE WITH GLOBAL WARMING
13. Sesame street
14. True or False Test (may be offensive to Polacks)
15. Zen Riddle (offensive language)
16. In praise of women!!! <somewhat crude, sexual>

1. Bilingual joke
2. Two of a kind, Flies, Brush
3. Desert Island (sexual theme, sexual colloquialism)
4. SEXX PROGRAMMERS GUIDE-C-VERSION(FWD) (fwd)
5. Sesame Street
6. Steve Wright jokes--part 1 of 4
7. Unusual Law Case <suggestive>
8. Reading Test (offensive to Kentuckians? nah, they cant read
9. sexually explicit, off. to gays?
10. Hard losers <adult themes>
11. what guys say ... (may be offensive to the male species)
12. Bumper Stickers
13. Prayer

1. Applicable condom <adult>
2. Horse race bet
3. Steve Wright jokes--part 2 of 4
4. The Mens Room (profanity)(vulgarity)
5. Loose <adult themes>
6. Dwarf Joke <sexual inneundo>
7. BogusNames 2of3<some suggestive>
8. police
9. Men Who Use Computers Are Sex Symbols

1. Steve Wright jokes--part 3 of 4
2. Windows NT <off. to Microsoftians>
3. Making friends <adult themes>
4. City/Apt/Hunting
5. St. Peter joke
6. "Im the son of the victim" <journalist bashing>

1. Bogus Names 3of3 <mild off>
2. A little wisdom & the HUMOR traffic report
3. Steve Wright jokes--part 4 of 4
4. dobedo <fuller version>
5. CONTRIBUTION <OFF. TO RELIGIOUS>
6. Offensive to Motorcyclists
7. golden oldie
8. Military acronym - longest known
9. Pelicans (not offensive)
10. Food for thought <adult themes>
11. Top Ten List (Navy Theme/Suggestive)
12. American studies <crude, ethnic humor>
13. Image of Rank... (may be offensive to military officers)
14. Restaurant etiquette (fwd)
15. Math joke
16. American studies <off. citizenship candidates>
17. P. C.

1. More Steve Wright jokes--part 1 of 2
2. Surgeon Congress <off. to Bildt lovers>
3. Warnings (doesnt need one--not offensive)
4. Initials (offensive to dyslexics)
5. Rules of Bedroom Golf <highly suggestive>
6. Cheating on spouse
7. How To Meet Women on Usenet (sexual, language) 1/2
8. Switch channels <adult themes>
9. Life 8.2
10. Nose Picking (gross)
11. About polygots
12. Samurai swordsman contest <may offend samurai swordsmen>
13. Husbands not home <a little suggestive>
14. Product Warnings
15. Women Joke <off. to women>
16. spring break secret

1. Monkey in a bar. (invokes graphic image)
2. Flight emergency
3. CIGARETTES. (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
4. zebra
5. More Steve Wright jokes--part 2 of 2
6. Top Ten List (offensive to small "packaged" men?)
7. nudist popularity <sexually suggestive>
8. Readers Digest type humor
9. classic lookout for the F word
10. Lonely priest <off. to Catholics>
11. Evil Practical Jokes (Part 4 of 6)
12. power lunch
13. Redneck Humor
14. Controvercial E-Mail Headers
15. Haircut <off to blondes?>
16. OJ jokes
17. <HUMOR> Snow white, sticker, and one sexual
18. Rules to be a man
19. TOURONS (Tourist Morons)
20. How to Attend a Meeting (1 of 5)

1. Cannibal Joke (off. to vicars)
2. CHILDREN CURIOSITY <SEXUAL,ADULT>
3. world war II jokes <off. to germans>
4. How To Meet Women on Usenet (sexual, language) 2/2
5. Frog story #1 (of 2)
6. Men and Women <off. Women/sexual refs.>
7. Slide rules
8. Lawyer Jokes (off. to lawyers, judges)
9. <No subject given>
10. creative news
11. Top Ten List (off. to doctors/hospitals, if it applies)
12. Sexual positions <adult themes>
13. Expense report policy (1 of 2)
14. Letters sent to Landlords
15. LAWYERS
16. acronyms (irony, non-pro-feminist)
17. Humor: Mistletoe
18. Life 8.3
19. Word Play & a Riddle
20. Ducks and Heaven <off. to Polish?>
21. Are You a Guy? <male-bashing>
22. Rules to be a Man-Part 2 of 5<off. to men, off. language>

1. Loss of virginity
2. John Wayne Bobbit (suggestive)
3. Cruel fate for a blind man <off. to the blind> (fwd)
4. Rules to be a Man-Part 3 of 5<off. to men, off. language>
5. Cannibal Joke (off. to cannibals)
6. Journalist bashing
7. Underwear
8. Evil Practical Jokes (Part 5 of 6)

1. THE CEO
2. Thought for Today
3. poo <about poo - dont read if squeamish>
4. Frog story #2 (of 2)
5. Politics <Demos, GOP>
6. Expense report policy (2 of 2)
7. Murphys Laws of Combat (part 1 of 2)
8. Corporate Merger (Poss off. to Military)
9. Car Troules. Not really offensive to anyone. =)
10. Sundance Kid makes good...
11. Wax job <offensive>
12. Expense report policy, 2 of 2
13. Rules to be a Man-Part 4 of 5<off. to men, off. language>
14. Flavorless <off. language>

1. Tales of the Genie
2. Dog joke & 3 current event thoughts
3. Decoding Messages & Miscellaneous
4. Navy Joke <off. to British>
5. Brains
6. Irish funeral
7. Hurry back! <adult themes>
8. Rules to be a Man-Part 5 of 5<off. to men, off. language>
9. Responses to men insults <mildly offensive>

1. DEMENTED <OFF. TO DEMENTED,MAD,AND IRAQ>
2. book-authors Q&A
3. Sophie Tucker <risque>
4. CIA Exam <tasteless--off. to policemen>
5. Breakfast the morning after (long)
6. Irish dying
7. The Oyster by Ogden Nash
8. Clean joke
9. Police Blotter
10. PROPOSAL: alt.sex.oral (Risque)
11. Life Played Backwards

1. Racists in Space (offensive to racists)
2. SEX SHIFT <MAYBE AFFRONT FOR SEAMEM>
3. Flatus Research - inoffensive
4. The Commandments of Operational Security
5. Hung Kong <adult themes>
6. Slightly Offensive
7. Simulated near death experience
8. Franz
9. praying
10. a haiku
11. Dictator Stalin joke

1. Monkey <Absolutely off. to blacks>
2. The Deer Hunt
3. Expense report policy, 2 of 2
4. Two Redneck Jokes
5. Murphys Laws of Combat (pt 2 of 2)
6. Ladyness Quiz
7. Mother Green <Offensive mental image to some ladies>
8. Wiped out <clean joke>
9. How to Attend a Meeting (2 of 5)
10. Life 8.4
11. Do-it-yourself projects
12. The Nature of the Universe <benign>
13. Two Redneck Jokes
14. Theology 911
15. Penile Enlargement <slightly offensive>
16. sexually explicit
17. Billy Crystal-City Slickers
18. Confessional Joke (Off. to Catholics/Priest/Altar Boys
19. What kind of meat is this? <Gross; possibly offensive to Mexicans> (fwd)

1. warning: suggestive
2. CUCUMBER <SEXUAL,CRUEL>
3. Star Trek: The VCR
4. Bad language, offensive to CHER...
5. Chruschtschow and the future <off. to USA & USSR?>
6. The Darwin Award
7. Is it A-OK to EVA in Cyberspace?
8. Big winner <off. to gays>
9. <No subject given>
10. Top Ten List (sexual/suggestive)
11. How to Attend a Meeting (3 of 5)
12. Gone swimmin <offensive>
13. <No subject given>
14. OFFENSIVE TO GAYS, possibly Calif.
15. Another Polack joke! (Groan) <Slightly racial>
16. Tourist Morons, cont.
17. Riddle <sick humor>
18. Punjabi logic: sun and moon joke

1. sex lecture
2. Limericks <gross, offensive to oboists ;-> ? , naughty>
3. ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT....
4. Confucous Jokes <off to Confu
5. Leaky roof
6. Ants <Off to clerics, crude>
7. HUMOR Digest - 30 May 1995 to 31 May 1995
8. Humor: The Arkansas 12th Grade Reading Test...(Off to Arkansasians?)..
9. Indian joke <offensive>
10. Not guilty <adult themes>
11. offensive to rednecks
12. How to Attend a Meeting (4 of 5)
13. Patos, Patas, y Picos (Cant for life of me imagine anyone this would offend :-> )
14. I need worms! <off. children, crude>
15. Life 8.5
16. The Procrastinators Creed
17. nation of Barbie dolls <not off>
18. Butter Buying
19. Quayle quotes <offensive to D. Qualye>
20. 2 Kentucky Jokes(off. to people in Kentucky)
21. SLUGGO press release <political>
22. Offensive to the Irish