The Humor List Postings for June 1995

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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1. English euphemisms <Indian humor>
2. Fresh air?
3. Student Blooper History - Part 1/4
4. Berries
5. Whale removal (true(?) story, gross)
6. Humor: Top 10 philisophical questions - answered...
7. Amish Joke <Offensive to Amish>
8. Suicide, Accident, or Homicide?
9. Blonde Jokes (Guess whos offended?)
10. Sexual Exercise (maybe offensive)
11. Drinking <off. British judges>
12. Church Announcements
13. The Oracle replies! (A Sample)
14. Religion and sex < offensive to non-liberals >
15. Country -Western songs <off. to classical music lovers>
16. Darn Body Oat Meal Stream
17. ABC Language
18. Harleys and the Pope (off. to bikers and Popes)
19. Rorschach test
20. restaurant etiquette

1. Alzheimers and cancer. <off. to those who have Alz.> (fwd)
2. SLUGGO press review <political>
3. bubbles
4. Oracle Info & Mandatory Joke(s)
5. Two More Classic Country Music Titles
6. Orange you sorry you did that? <adult themes>
7. two more great c-w songs
8. only slightly (by this lists standards) vulgar
9. Bronze
10. Bama jokes: Top 10 Majors
11. Fun Things to Do in an Elevator!!!-part 1 of 2

1. St. Peter Jokes <off. to Catholics (?) 1st mildly naughty; 2nd off. to lawyers and priests>
2. Traffic Report and Soviet Humor >non-offensive<
3. Book Titles (Part 1 of 2) <suggestive, moderately inoffensive>
4. SLUGGO press review <political>
5. Blonde Jokes with Answers 1/2 (Risque)
6. face rings a bell
7. geriatric sex
8. Bama Probation humor <college football fans only>
9. The ultimate answer <off. to atheists>
10. Legislature in action: ballad of the South Carolina budget
11. HOOKER (offensive to hookers?)
12. Sick! off. Downs Syndrome:
13. Frogs
14. Personal Ads <adult language>

1. Off The Wire
2. The statue and the fairy godmother <sexually suggestive, crude>
3. Dangerous English (WARNING:RACIST WORDS!!!)
4. How to Attend a Meeting (5 of 5)
5. Student Blooper History - 3/4
6. AUDITION <ONLY FOR IRAQ. O MAMA>
7. words of wisdom
8. Humor: A Pastor goes visiting...
9. Fun Things to Do in an Elevator!!!-part 2 of 2
10. Good, <clean> signature lines.
11. Book Titles (2 of 2) <suggestive, relatively inoffensive>
12. Retirement in Florida
13. Cross state or U. trashing (mildly offensive to those named)
14. Genie Joke <language>
15. Bar Joke (Suggestive)
16. Humor: OJ and Christopher Reeve <sick>
17. ? ? ?
18. BEAUTIFUL Poetry from OOZE (off. to poets)
19. newlywed (clean)
20. CPR <language, adult situation>
21. Rock Song Names
22. Bear Hunter <off. to Bear Hunters and maybe to Bears>
23. classifieds <off. to ad writers>
24. Tennis <offensive; sexual>
25. Bunny.
26. medical checkup <off. to gays>
27. Science class humor (not offensive)
28. Porno films <adult themes>
29. How Bama got caught? <US Football humor>

1. Miscellaneous inoffensive humor
2. Big Red Rooster
3. SLUGGO press review <political>
4. Humor
5. Another bunny

1. The Young Man and The Pharmacist; Suicide... <poss. off. chaste>
2. self-control (fwd)
3. Student Blooper History - 2/4
4. No Subject
5. How to offend a blonde <off. to ...(guess what)>
6. Mark
7. Land of hoppers (off. to Texans, off. Australians?)
8. Police Blotter/Off The Wire
9. Another great country-western song <off. to classical music lovers>
10. Good News/Bad News for O.J. <sick>
11. Dirty limerick contest <offensive>
12. Dear IRS, Take my Children, PLEASE!
13. <No subject given>
14. Life 8.6
15. Little Red Riding Hood >profanity, crude, innuendo<
16. Humor: Franzheimer Theatre
17. nun joke <not really offensive>
18. Training <off. language>

1. In The News - political, off to lawyers, Rodney King, Buttafuoco,
2. USED CAR <OFF. TO IRAQ (TOO COMPLICATED)>
3. SLUGGO press release <political>
4. SHOPPING AT LUNCHTIME <sexual content, offensive t o women>
5. Oral <grossly SICK; offensive>
6. 50 year old Scotch <mildly offensive>
7. OJ and Christopher Reeves
8. Father and Son
9. Material Things (slightly offensive)
10. Armadillo humor, off to roadkill
11. Dream Wife (off. to women, men; adult; mildly vulgar)
12. Ban DHMO!
13. <No subject given>
14. The Master Programmer <language (f-word)>
15. Happing ending. <adult themes>
16. Humor: cabbies get crabby
17. Too long on line
18. doctors
19. Puritans?
20. Cop Joke <off. to cops>

1. Whats your horoscope? <nasty>
2. <No subject given>
3. another doctor
4. HONOR <DISGUSTING,NASTY>
5. C+- / for the next century (geek oriented)
6. Hacker Barbie
7. On Line too long.....
8. Humor: A guide to identify technical harassment...
9. Drunks getting free drinks (offensive language, obscene theme)
10. The Lords Prayer <offensive to devout Catholics>
11. The dancing God <Off. Hindus, Muslims, Christians from Bombay?>
12. Congeniality--New York Style
13. Heavenly vacation <off. to barbers>
14. Student Blooper History - 4/4
15. addition- Fictitious Book Titles <suggestive, relatively inoffensive>
16. A tad of humor for today...
17. Eco humour
18. Life 8.7
19. Speed in settlement <off. Insurance salesmen>
20. Household Cats

1. more student humor
2. Off The Wire
3. Weather Indian <risque tag>
4. MAINE WOMEN AND MOOSE <offensive to Maine women an d moose>
5. E-mail & the penis (sexual content)
6. SLUGGO press review <political>
7. Frog legs <adult themes>
8. redneck riddle <off. to rednecks>
9. Texas Sheep Rancher <Off to Texans>

1. Hiding (off. to UN)
2. top ten signs your credit rating has improved
3. SLUGGO press review <roosters>
4. Soviet / Russian Humor
5. Keillor joke - clean
6. Humor: Preparation for parenthood
7. Off to Russians (maybe!!)
8. Daffy Definitions
9. Ban DHMO!
10. Marketing
11. SLUGGO press review <political>

1. The power of faith
2. Tasteless, lesbian, sheep<adult>
3. computer humor
4. Another misunderstanding; Marketing
5. IN FACT <NAUGHTY>
6. Lampoon: More high standards of journalism
7. Politically Correct <offensive to blacks>
8. Rotten Day
9. Off The Wire

1. Marriage humor
2. THE VICE PRESEDENT <BASE ON A TRUTH STORY>
3. Dogs
4. Pissing in the Snow <risque>
5. Job definitions....
6. Men/Women in Relationships
7. Miracles! <blasphemy> <off. Jews, Christians, religious people?>
8. BLONDE JOKE <offensive to blondes>
9. Quality, not quantity <adult themes>
10. History <kids>
11. riddle (gross)
12. Q&A (off. women).
13. Blondes Revenge (off. to men)
14. Humor: 7 epigrams form the 16/17th centuries

1. Wedding march
2. SPERM PROBLEM <OFF. TO GAY>
3. What they mean when they say ..
4. dr seuss
5. Microsoft and the end of the world
6. Gophers<janitors>
7. The B-52, and Billions.....
8. Life 8.8
9. Owl <off. to vets>
10. Senior Citizens Beat Inflation <sexually suggestive>
11. Riddle odds & ends <some off.>
12. Bears Dating Dictionary [adult sexual content, language]
13. Say It With A Smiley
14. Eighteen Bottles of Whiskey

1. Stormy Weather
2. WAY OF THINKING <LAST NIGHT IN IRAQ>
3. botanical humor (Sick)
4. Multiple jokes about kids
5. student test answers!
6. Polish Jokes
7. Construction (off. to Italians, Irish, Chinese)
8. Monkey Joke<Sexual Explicit>
9. Offensive to Catholics & others
10. Food and Drink on the Carpet!
11. Another Fruit to Watch out for (fwd)
12. a new twist on HMOs <clean>
13. Another Fruit to Watch out for (fwd)
14. Yellow Toads/Purple Bunnies--and the Wizard of Oz
15. Lawyer joke <offensive to lawyers>
16. ...no subject...
17. Windows 95
18. Heavenly Quiz <off. to blacks>
19. The Chicken and the Bureaucrat
20. Jack & Jill poems <offensive>

1. Gay Redneck Jokes [Gay themes, Offensive to Rednecks]
2. Stuffed
3. SOME PEOPLE HELL,IS OTHERS PEOPLE PARADISE.<OFF.TO RELIGIOUS>
4. Royal dinner <off. Indian politicians>
5. Lampoon of current journalism <Clinton & others>
6. Restaurants <off Blacks, Jews>
7. Used camel joke <off. to Polacks>
8. Is Windows a virus?
9. Life 8.9
10. off. to Mexicans??
11. Male bashing (not too bad)
12. Murphy (possibly off. to Irish people)
13. 3 boys <OFF to B Clinton>
14. Not too offensive to anyone
15. Question... <Off. to gays>
16. Have a beer on me <may be off. to alcoholics>
17. Mormon joke <might be offensive to anyone not a Mormon--hope not>

1. childrens Christian church answers
2. SLUGGO press release <political>
3. Oxymorons part 1 of 4
4. Socrates: Satire - might be offensive to university administrators
5. riddle
6. Bar Bet
7. Ghost busters <off India, sex>
8. Ghosts <off. to senior citizens>
9. Golf Joke
10. Etc... <Off. to certain people>
11. Motherhood
12. Political Joke (off. to politicians, language)
13. In The News - Political, possibly offensive to lawyers, religious, etc
14. Cooper Wire (Offensive to Jews)

1. Iraqi Vice President
2. Translation it rough
3. Aliens - it had to happen... (fwd)
4. Madonna Joke
5. Koala Hair Tea
6. Cataracts <off Japanese>
7. Real court transcript (MANY rude words)
8. Mother . . . <mildly off.>
9. Restaurant etiquette
10. Complaints to Landlords
11. Got em licked <adult themes>
12. Pleasant thoughts

1. Police Blotter
2. Oxymorons part 2 of 4
3. McLuhan Humor
4. OUT FOR VETERINARY
5. Bestiality (Sick, Lang., and Offensive to Goats in General)
6. Whats in a name? <off. Chinese, Jews>
7. Even More Etc...!
8. Ideal sex life <adult themes>
9. ornithology <offensive>
10. elephant joke
11. Another Madonna Joke <crude sexual imagery>
12. WARNING Sexual and racial content
13. Scot@Dr<adult>< off scot & OBs?>
14. Privy Etiquette (Bathroom humor, off.lang)
15. Just when you thought it couldnt get worse

1. Urban legend #138
2. Epileptic joke <May be offensive to epileptics>
3. NONSENSE <OFF.TO MY POODLE AND JON,HE IS MARRIED>
4. Just when you thought it couldnt get worse
5. Lion Pun
6. Constipated! <contains s**t word> <off. Native Africans>
7. Not tonight? <adult themes>
8. Humor: Eggnog
9. Life 8.A
10. Academia
11. Schnauzer <somebodys _always_ offended by my jokes>
12. testosterone exonerated (?)
13. Church humor (repost)
14. 3 Sick Jokes <off. most>
15. horse dealing
16. Oxymorons part 3 of 4
17. Correction Lyles frustration joke

1. Police Blotter
2. Cucumber vs men <off. to men>
3. SMELL <DISGUSTING,OFF TO EATERS>
4. 2 General humor <crude, off. Americans, Soviets, Indians>
5. Humor: Domestic violence unnoticed
6. Humor: Driving tips for Maine...
7. Feeling run down?
8. Windows Humor <windows bashing>
9. Another Bar joke <Off. to lepers>
10. Harley vs.Hoover <offensive to Harley Riders>
11. Top 10 anagrams for "Information Superhighway"
12. sexually explicit
13. Surprise <adult>

1. <HUMOR> Internet questions
2. THE SUPERVISOR <NOT EDUCATIONAL>
3. Offensive to graduating seniors?
4. Sexual reference, offensive to women and cucumbers
5. The Biologist Problem
6. Marshal and Generals
7. Weird News: AT&T Goofs
8. GM Help Line <off. computer manuf., potential computer owners ...>
9. Computer Viruses
10. FW: Bill Gates humor...
11. Ala carte <off. to hillbillies>
12. Rehabilitation/perpetual motion (fwd)
13. Micky at the lawyers office <off>
14. The Story of Easter <offensive to French,Ital,Iris h>
15. Scientists Ball <clean>
16. Humor: ME signs addendum...
17. WARNING SEXUALLY DISCUSTING!
18. Another honeymoon joke <adult>

1. Politics
2. Sunday School Humor
3. Oxymorons part 4 (last)
4. Life 8.B
5. Understatement: Robbery
6. A "really great" pig story
7. Cool dude <adult themes>
8. <Sexual language. VERY SICK.>

1. Barney by AD&D Rules <Barney Bashing>
2. Potential Redneck <off. to rednecks>
3. A Poem for Cybernauts (fwd)
4. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet for June 30, 1995

1. Michael Jackson Joke & Ill Vegitarian Joke <crude>
2. Technical terms
3. Humor about getting married
4. SEXUALL,SICK
5. Perverted Phone Call (off. to perverts)
6. Double ugly <off. to mother-in-laws>
7. doctors
8. Humor: Prejudice on a plane (pos. off. to Jewish or Chinese)...
9. Tenants, Anyone?
10. McLuhan humor >inoffensive and clever
11. sexual content, off. to hunters??

1. Humor : Texan bulls
2. HUMOR - SEXUAL EDUCATION.
3. A job at the pickle factory
4. Farm Story <may be offensive to farmhands, cows and files>
5. Preparing for a good meal <religious humor?>
6. Garbage Collector
7. Science Fiction Joke <off. to dog lovers>
8. Humor: Fruit cake recipe <inoffensive>
9. Cajun Humor
10. Frog Footwear
11. Lawyer Joke <offensive to lawyers & especially to skunks>
12. another camel joke
13. Not a shaggy dog story <poss. off. to disabled, blind>
14. Ethnic humor
15. 2 Perverts <Sick>
16. HUMOR - Joke Assortment <last off. to women>
17. Smilers
18. God makes Adam (off. to Hispanics)

1. Police Blotter
2. All Systems Go
3. Top Ten Reasons *You* Are A Lamer!
4. Windows Humor
5. Dog joke
6. Tasteless stories.
7. Lawyer joke (off.)
8. Chinese Torture<sexual ending>
9. Life 8.C
10. AOL Diskettes
11. Humor: Ratings System >sexist<
12. A Jewish Restaurant (Offensive to Jews)
13. Insomnia? <adult themes>
14. Internet Access <off gays>
15. Rating Women (profanity, sexism)
16. Are you a slobbering alcoholic?
17. Michael Jackson Joke <offensive to Michael Jackson Fans>
18. Stranded on an island (offensive to Germans and Brits)
19. Mrs. Finwich (In Bad Taste)
20. Humor: Limericks, etc. (Innocent)

1. Signs of the times
2. Let us pray
3. Humor: The Orange >sexual<
4. marriage
5. Humor: an interesting birth
6. Picasso saves sight for sore eyes
7. Im interested (fwd)

1. Mice
2. HUMOR: SEXUAL
3. General Motors Helpline
4. Off to terrorists
5. beer vs. water
6. A definition <off. to economists>
7. Life 8.D
8. The long and the short of it
9. Humor in the showers
10. Bad advice <off lawyers>
11. divorce
12. brains
13. Born loser.
14. HUMOR - Life As An Egg <adult theme>
15. More Signs Of The Times <not offensive>

1. job descriptions
2. ...is this a whorehouse? [sexual]
3. OJ Joke <sick>
4. Safety and Natural Selection (inoffensive)
5. Rowing contest
6. Another Definition <not offensive>
7. Evil Practical Jokes (Part 6 of 6)
8. Classic Yo Momma Joke
9. Newt and Giraffes
10. Early Am almanac humor about Irish

1. Cheap tricks
2. a joke of the day
3. Colonial exploitation of native <ironies>
4. Oversexed? <adult themes>
5. Window dressing (mild sexual and ethnic)
6. Ethnic airplane