The Humor List Postings for July 1995

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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1. Traffic report and humor >sexual, a little bit sick<
2. HUMOR: When Men Shop
3. HUMOR - MAKE HIM LAUGH.
4. First <some political commentary>
5. bum in womens lockers (sexually suggestive)
6. HUMOR: Assorted selections
7. Been in Japan (too) Long? 1/3
8. Sin??
9. An absent-minded professor <off to absent-minded professors>
10. Fwd: thanks for the correction
11. Fwd: thanks for the correction
12. Scandinavian Yokes (Part 1)
13. Battle Hymn of Finals
14. Carry out food <adult themes>

1. HUMOR - TONGUE GAMES <SEXUAL>
2. Tarzan + Jane (NOT!) <crude, sexist>
3. Male-bashing <off. to males, of course>
4. Woman vs. Cow
5. Humor: Circa 1938
6. HUMOR: City of LA HS Vocab Primer (1 of 3) <mild vulg.>
7. Jewish Joke <Off. to Jewish men>
8. Opera Joke <off. to sopranos>
9. Let us pray.
10. Hugh Grant <mild sexual content>
11. Microsoft corporate structure (offensive to Microsoft)

1. HUMOR: City of LA HS Vocab Primer (2 of 3) <mild vulg.>
2. A long sleepless night (off. dyslexia)
3. Too Long in Japan - 2/3
4. Evolution <rude>
5. OFF THE WIRE
6. Sperm Donor (sexual)
7. name changes
8. It was a submarine
9. reposted and broasted
10. Lawyer Joke
11. HUMOR: Circa 1945
12. Humor: Rhapsody on themes from computerland

1. Really hung <adult themes>
2. bumper sticker humor?
3. HUMOR - BABY.
4. Humor: Prawns (cute but maybe off. to Christians)
5. Gentleman bug? <adult themes>
6. theatrical humor (author unknown)
7. Punchlines Not What You Think <crude imagery>
8. Humor Coffee <offensive to women>
9. Budding geniuses
10. The clumsy Wise Man and Marys wish (religious - possibly offensive)
11. The Postman and The Wife (adult theme, language)
12. French Joke
13. top 10 unlikely kids books <gross>
14. HUMOR: City HS Vocab (3 of 3) <racist, mild vulg., sexist, classist

1. HUMOR: News of the Weird [383] (1 of 3)
2. HUMOR - BABY.
3. Police Blotter
4. HUMOR - BET
5. Humor: Postmodernism (part 1 of 2)
6. Humor: Bus Wreck
7. Guru versus wizard--explained
8. Fly in Soup
9. ah choo
10. Life 8.E
11. Vegetarian? <adult themes>
12. Evil Practical Jokes (Part 7 of 6)
13. Scandinavian Yokes (Part 2)
14. Fwd: Humor from Areg

1. Too bad they werent there
2. waiter jokes
3. Humor: Boy Scouts And Nuts
4. Humor: Postmodernism <part 2 of 2>
5. Business Ethics
6. Computer Language
7. HUMOR: News of the Weird [383] (2 of 3)
8. HUMOR - Top 10 Reasons Lotus Employees Should Feel Good...
9. World-class bumper stickers <off. to Polish >
10. Pecker problems <equally offensive to all groups>
11. sexual:for dedicated golfers
12. Stranger than Fiction!
13. Humor: More from Areg
14. reposted: holimental particles

1. HUMOR: Unusual Town Names
2. Humor: 2 jokes about finances
3. Humor: Star Trek
4. The Powder Room <mildly profane and vulgar>
5. Another Funny (fwd)
6. Rules of Love
7. Double ugly <adult themes>
8. HUMOR: Computer Messages (fwd)
9. New Element (Off. to management types)

1. He "saw" it differently (Generic ethnic humor)
2. Bread making (yuky stuff)
3. penis joke (sexual content - offensive)
4. Humor: Truth in Advertising
5. Talking cockroaches
6. Rape <off. to nuns>
7. Humor: Sex & baseball analogy

1. From the Elephant collection.. <lang, imag.>
2. Desiderata.
3. Government regulation
4. Car accidents (genuine extracts)
5. Fast work <adult themes>
6. Whats on your PowerBook? (off. to Bob Dole fans)
7. Uncle Charlie <offensive to those opposed to buggery>
8. The "M" word.
9. Its about time! (mildly sexual)
10. Humor: One Liners Making the Rounds at Work

1. More town names <may be off.>
2. Camping (offensive, homosexual)
3. Ride to Croydon (slightly sexual)
4. Humor: Russian and American hells <rude words>
5. HUMOR: News of the Weird [383] (3 of 3)
6. Deteriorata
7. Apollo 13 humor
8. Made the broad jump? <adult themes>
9. humor: cheating wife
10. family feud (slightly poor taste)
11. NEA
12. Life 8.F

1. Celebration (sexual, gay)
2. Humor: An expensive fishing trip
3. Humor: More from Aregula
4. men/women <1 bad-but-appropriate word>
5. humor : porno marriage
6. Curiosity (sexist, adult theme)
7. quote on government
8. O.J. thought, wife-abuse (insensitive)
9. 5 more unlikely kids books <gross>
10. A hole in one? <adult themes>
11. for dedicated golfers

1. Talking fleas
2. Prison life (sexual, black)
3. HUMOR: Anguished English
4. Zen and the Art of Toilet(May sound offensive to Buddhists)
5. Heaven and hell (pos off to Europeans)
6. Do not taunt happy fun ball
7. Moronic jokes
8. A fortune cookie on Dieting
9. Robbery <profane language>
10. humor : business brief!
11. ID Criminal with no IQ!
12. New Racetrack (suggestive)
13. Offensive to the Iraqi government
14. Life 8.G
15. Humor 7 Dwarfs
16. Silver-tongued orator <offensive language & insensitive>
17. family feud part II: readers contribute
18. Animal House Quiz (Part 1 of 6)
19. In a Perfect World...

1. Gay problem
2. Generic college team joke <sexual content, also can be made offensive to anyone you like>
3. Shuttle people (maybe offensive to immigrants)
4. Courtroom joke <adult themes>
5. Its all in the delivery
6. Political humor about Republicans, Conservatives
7. Fun prank
8. humor : Oh no, not another blonde!
9. Unusual marriage (true)
10. Barking up the wrong tree? <adult themes>
11. Robbing a Chinese Restaurant
12. Humor: Sex and Christiamity <off. to Christians> (fwd)
13. Hugh Grant humor <non-offensive>
14. Dwarf joke
15. Animal House Quiz (Part 2 of 6)

1. Some Excuses
2. humor : phone harassment : naive innocence?
3. Your Horoscope <mildly offensive to everyone>
4. HUMOR - A Few One-Liners <suggestive>
5. Cajun humor: Fishing with dynamite
6. Puppy love? <adult themes>

1. HUMOR: Funny Places <some off?>
2. humor : catholics/nuns
3. HUMOR: EXERCISE
4. travel humor
5. The Dizzy Errata (An updated original)
6. Susan Smith joke, somewhat tasteless and mildly offensive
7. Humor: In The News, political, off to Darryl Strawberry, others noted
8. HUMOR: WEIRDNUZ.385 23Jun95 (1 of 4) + NOTE <long>
9. Mixed emotions <off. to blacks & hispanics>

1. HUMOR: WEIRDNUZ.385 30Jun95 <long>
2. HUMOR: WEIRDNUZ.385 23Jun95 (2 of 4)
3. Til Death Do Us Part
4. New Years resolutions (non-offensive)
5. CHANGES
6. Bricklayers insurance claim
7. Horticulture
8. Poultry farming <off. Indian poultry farmers, Indian bureaucrats>
9. You look terrible. (Slightly offensive).
10. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
11. Poetic Paradox
12. Masters Degree
13. Jokes offensive to African-American
14. Business Ethics
15. A biology experiment
16. Political humor

1. Bird joke <crude>
2. letter <mildly off. to kentucky folks>
3. Murder <off. to gynaecologists, sexist>
4. headlines (not offensive)
5. HUMOR: BY THE SIZE <SEX?>
6. <ethnic> stupidity <off. ethnics>
7. Your momma jokes!Pt.1<Offensive to mommas>
8. Life 8.H
9. War
10. Generation gap? <adult themes>
11. More Poultry jokes (Off to Auburn Alumni, farmers)
12. Difference between.....
13. Mexican cuisine.
14. Carter beter than Clinton-part 1 of 2<off. to liberals>
15. Tips to writers
16. Sexual Innuendo
17. Polish Joke (off. to Polish People)
18. Silver tongued orator
19. College team joke <customizably offensive to most anyone of your choice>

1. College team joke <customizably offensive to most anyone of your choice>
2. A disease (sexual contents)
3. Heavenly tea! <long, blasphemous, very off. to Muslims>
4. Your Momma! Pt2<offensive to mommas>
5. More good old boy humor <crude, tasteless>
6. Victims revenge (offensive to potential rapists)
7. Humor : May be offensive to Catholics : Nuns are fun!
8. The perfect cruise <sexual content>
9. Farmer & pigs joke
10. Working Words Quiz
11. Carter better than Clinton-Part 2 of 2<Off. to liberals>
12. Russian computer game humor <offensive to privates!>
13. Hew-mah (Boston Style)
14. Off the deep end? <adult themes>

1. humor : explicit kinky sex
2. Raped by an ape
3. Pink Panther & Elephant Riddles <one sexual>
4. Journalistic Ignorance
5. Pink Panther & Elephant Riddles <one sexual>
6. stop monitoring my email!
7. Busted? <adult themes>
8. Science: Mini-AIR June 95
9. <HUMOR> MUSICAL, SOMEWHAT NAUGHTY
10. Praying bird <Jewish humor>
11. Life 8.I
12. Hedgehog joke, vulgar language

1. True story - offensive to Smokey the Bear
2. Humor: Views of life <language>
3. Achy breaky rider! <off. to ethnics>
4. Chain Sex ? Relativly mild. Language/ Situations
5. Sexual innuendos, potentially offensive to R. Catholics
6. HUMOR: WEIRDNUZ.385 23Jun95 (3 of 4)
7. Academic Athletic Prowess Pays Off <off. to sensitive athletes>
8. Food for thought <off. to old maids>
9. May be offensive to African American men
10. Celebrities <their fans>
11. Women, Cold Sores, Lawyers - offends em all!
12. Humor: April 8, 1897
13. CIA Interview (off. to women, bad lang.)

1. one more line "One bright day..."
2. Early Am almanac humor: drunken sailor & 3 wishes
3. St Peter (offensive to bikers, accountants)
4. humor : catholic nunsense; rape
5. Good Luck Totem <chain, 13 lines fixed ASCII graphics>
6. Joke, offensive to gamblers
7. Behind the 8-ball
8. infant surgery <mildly off.>
9. robbery--only in NY

1. So big that...(sexual content)
2. Downtown, offensive to priests and nuns
3. tasteless quickie <offensive to hillbillies>
4. <Rude humor> priest buying tickets
5. "Theres The Rub" <campus humor, not offensive>
6. Old political humor (Off to Reagan; language)
7. To set the record straight
8. Humor: More Ads, Circa 1898
9. Clan member? <off. to Scotsmen>
10. devil made me do it
11. Inoffensive humor: New element

1. humor : riddles
2. For men (extremely off to women)
3. Fish Story
4. humor : an impossible poem
5. Golf (poss. off. to females, Asians, golfers)
6. The snake bite. (sexual?)
7. On the house? <adult themes>
8. 99% Clean Limerick
9. Classic humor from "Laugh-In"
10. Knock! knock! <French>
11. SLUGGO Press release <political>
12. Political Humor <off. to Clinton>
13. Limericks <naughty but cute>
14. The Elf <some vulgar terms; off to drunks, elves>
15. Limerick-Edgar Allen Poe
16. Odd Job Man, (c) 1979, by Harry Chapin >non-offensive<
17. Richard the Lionhearted
18. Humor: Language Spoof (Original)

1. Australian humour: Traffic police joke, fish joke
2. Hearing echo
3. The 10 Commandments (off. to bible addicts)
4. BY JOVE...!
5. Dentist laughs <off. people with holey teeth>
6. The Co-Eds <suggestive>
7. Police Blotter
8. The "One Dark Day..." Poem
9. Simple Jokes
10. Life 8.J
11. ok, heres my version... :)
12. COMPLETE (?) VERSION
13. Brush or roller? <adult themes>
14. Languages
15. Cannibal joke
16. Humor: Great Lovers (Original)

1. Assorted short & silly jokes
2. <offensive to Limbaugh>
3. question about affair (off. to catolics)
4. humor:offensive to gays
5. Oregon jokes
6. Campus humor, Searching for the Dean
7. Lesbian Joke <offensive to Lesbians>
8. New Miracle Diet <source unknown>
9. Justice for all <adult themes>
10. How about instead:
11. humor : more catholic nunsense
12. How I came to be who I am <clean>
13. Humor: The story of the Advanced Baby...
14. <No subject given>
15. The (non-existent) soccer fan club of the year
16. Penny joke <reference to sex>
17. <Humor> Puns (original)

1. HUMOR: Coffin plate
2. Off The Wire
3. Assorted short jokes <offending to Puerto Ricans, Jews, Blondes>
4. Poilane bread <clean, off. to Soviets>
5. Life 8.K
6. Our son can speak! Its a miracle!
7. The Seven-up salesman.
8. Monkey business <adult themes>
9. Classic humor: North Dakota Null-Hypothesis Inventory
10. <Humor> Cliff Notes Abbreviated (Original)
11. twimboi (to whom it may be of interest)

1. Tightey Whiteys - offensive to eunuchs.
2. Quickie <offensive to males>
3. Offensive: Top 10 Reasons Holocost was a good idea!
4. New Tractor/May Be Offensive To Farmers
5. Offensive to M. Jackson/ Pepsi
6. In the name of science <mentions sex, off. to Earthlings>
7. Quotes from the Saints
8. Faster than a speeding bullet? <adult themes>
9. Smut smut smut (clean); bus error; anecdote; Sodom; T-shirts
10. Politics <GOP, Demos>
11. good boy
12. Final Exam (not offensive)
13. Newspaper Typo - mildly sexual
14. Joke, mild sexual content
15. SLUGGO press release <political>

1. <humor< Catholics beware : Yet more nunsense
2. Humor: September 1908 Ads, etc.
3. Michael Jackson joke(sexual, offensive)
4. Joke <vulgar>
5. Crude Humor: Rush Limbaugh, gerbils, and San Francisco
6. Humor: another offensive top ten list!
7. Law of averages <off. to nursing home staff>

1. possibly offensive to Star Trek fans
2. American Beer
3. Humor: Entertaining Fido
4. Political humor: The Foster affair fully explained
5. In The News - Political, off to Los Angeles, lawyers, doctors, more...
6. stressful jobs
7. Gorilla, mildly sexual
8. learning & sleeping
9. Joke <crude + off to witches>
10. John Fultz: And you think you have it bad
11. Big winner <adult themes>

1. The Tennis Shoe Waltz (Scandinavian Parody)
2. In The News - Political, off to OJ, trees (sorry - left from yeserdy)
3. possibly offensive to Star Trek fans
4. Gorilla, slightly changed
5. Doctor joke
6. I Miss America (c) 1980 Harry Chapin >offensive to pageants<
7. Dick Joke <offensive to elephants?>
8. Tripod Cowboy Dog <poss.off. to oversensitive handicapped, animal lovers>
9. Lawyer joke (off to lawyers)
10. Offesnive to Christians
11. Free cab fare <adult themes>
12. The baseball game. (Kinda sick).
13. Humor: Bashing Newsweek
14. Net censorship (political, offensive) (fwd)
15. Phil Gramm & Family Values (risque, probably off.)
16. Humor: Muggy Weather (Original)

1. OFF THE WIRE & POLICE BLOTTER
2. Definition of innuendo
3. MALE BABY.
4. Wrestling Tournament--Mildly Offensive Language
5. Jokes for the kids <not off.>
6. Mac The Knife <adult themes>
7. Another parrot joke <off. language>
8. A word fitly spoken
9. Life 8.L
10. elephant jokes
11. Some Joke <pretty clean>