The Humor List Postings for August 1995

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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1. Heroic pig
2. LAST REQUEST.
3. Beech, birch and ash
4. For Women (humor very off to men)
5. OFF THE WIRE (mild)
6. Polish Humor <off. Polacks>
7. Humor-offensive to cannibals, sexual content
8. The Priest and the Rabbi. (Slightly offensive).
9. Gift ideas <off. ethnics, contains a**>
10. Canonical List of Taglines
11. <No subject given>
12. Humor: Assorted Examples

1. Jew in Berlin 1943
2. yodelling joke
3. Like clockwork <off. to senior citizens>
4. What jokes ? <off. ethics/language>
5. Horsing around <off. Queen of England, Aussie PM>
6. Operating systems (off to no-one)
7. Barroom humor <clean>
8. Clean - Adam & Eve
9. Genie in a Bottle
10. Another parrot joke <two bad words>
11. A modern antique? <off. to lawyers>
12. Life 8.M
13. Offensive: Top 10 Reasons Paul Robinson should be gassed!
14. Humor: Inoffensive supercomputer joke

1. Trees In Freezer/Clean
2. All sorts of funny stuff <off. almost everyone / language>
3. Strange Sex Laws (may be offensive to offenders)
4. From Lindsay Clevelands newsgroup, dsc.cuties:
5. Heaven Can Wait <viewer dis
6. Humor: Can you follow directions? <Classic>
7. Men <off to men>
8. Divorced from reality?
9. HUMOR: Minuet <sexual innuendo, language>
10. my favorite parrot joke,mildly sexual
11. Electro Commandments <not off, electric humor>
12. bigamy
13. Windsors (Duke and Duchess) Potentially offensive to British Royals and Janet Reno.
14. Ellis Island & The Rabbi (2 stories)

1. humor : Bill Gates and the Gates of Heaven
2. SLUGGO Press Release
3. Why Windows is so slow (off. to Microsoft)
4. Limericks #2 <naughty but cute>
5. Family honor <adult themes>
6. possibly offen. to Chinese

1. humor: nunsense/offensive to Catholics
2. Offensive: Why Im not a terrorist (Editorial)
3. questionable answers
4. A midsummer nights thought
5. Humor List Traffic Report
6. SLUGGO Press Release
7. Chinese dentist appointment
8. Seeing God
9. employee review <clean>
10. The Engineers Barbecue
11. The Pekinese and the Cigar
12. Soupy Sales <adult themes>
13. Bank Account<Offensive Language>
14. short joke <clean>
15. possibly offensive to cows, meat-eaters
16. Newlywed Fireman<off to men>

1. In The News - Off to Disney, Ted Koppel, Roseanne, Unions, Kato, more
2. Soupy Sales <adult themes>
3. Another Tarzan joke <off. to Jains>
4. Bicycle built for two? <adult themes>
5. Burglar & Parakeet
6. Humor from the American Civil War
7. Eddie Albert about the late Eva Gabor
8. News of the Weird
9. 6 tasteless jokes; language, bodily fluids, parasites, etc
10. farmer joke
11. A Yuppie tragedy/Irish gays
12. Toilette Details
13. Musician Jokes
14. musician jokes...[off to musicians]

1. JOKE-RATED: DIFFERENCE
2. Chinese torture test <adult themes>
3. Tribute to a Scholar (fwd)
4. Bill & Hillary (off. to Hillary-haters)
5. Happy-happy-happy. (Not too dirty).
6. Life 8.N
7. A cat IS smaller than a human.
8. Sterilize your instruments? <off. to nurses>
9. my favorite parrot joke, mildly sexual
10. Hugh Grant T-shirt
11. True anecdote from Vaudeville era
12. Martini Madness

1. Your mother was right!
2. JOKE: SALVE
3. SLUGGO Press Release
4. Tattoo joke (very vulgar)
5. Campus humor, Searching for the Dean
6. Witch joke <crude, off. to witches>
7. Military Humor. (VERY offensive).
8. Music lessons <off. to musicians>
9. Parrot Joke--Clean but one dirty word...
10. Italian family goes to zoo <ethnic humor, mild sexual content>
11. MS Humor- 3 Women <Adult Th

1. More Job Titles
2. Tattoo joke (very vulgar) (fwd)
3. JOKE: COFFEE
4. Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?
5. Life 8.P
6. No condoms <off. to speech/hearing impaired>
7. Bodily bossing <off. to bosses, dirty words>
8. Man and woman in bar <mild sexual content>
9. fairy tale

1. Orgasms & obesity <offensive to women>
2. SLUGGO Press Release
3. High school history lesson
4. A Tourists Tale
5. Umbali
6. Dirty English teacher <clean joke>
7. Limmericks <language, sexual>
8. Humor: Stress Relief
9. Bill Gates Fairy Tale <Adul
10. Dogs<nasty, crude, sick>
11. strongly sexual, off. to blacks (the n word)
12. Why the Internet is Like a . . . (mildly sexual)
13. Bloody Mary? <off. to vampires>
14. British military excitement
15. Real Guys
16. THE ROYAL BALL <OFFENSIVE TO ROYALTY,VULGAR>

1. Final Installment, Job Titles
2. Dave Barry quote from this weeks article
3. SLUGGO Press Release
4. O.J. Joke <Offensive to O.J fans, califorians, and taco bell>
5. Limericks 3 <naughty but cute>
6. Limmerick <sexual>
7. Roses are red (very mildly off)
8. Another Microsoft takeover joke
9. Age before beauty <off. to senior citizens>

1. revenge (generally offensive: no vulgar lang.)
2. JOKE-CLEAN:
3. Bad Weather Story
4. Traveling Nuns
5. Humor: More Cliff Notes (original)
6. A ginger peachy joke <clean fun>
7. Exciting new product
8. Cliff Notes (correction)
9. Three little black kids. <Off to blacks, prostitutes>

1. Funny In Class (clean)
2. JOKE-CLEAN: MONEY
3. Misc jokes. <off. all / Helen Keller>
4. poem
5. Cancer & Alzheimers Joke
6. STANDARD REPLY FORM (fwd)
7. Hotdog <sex.organs>
8. Off the Wall at Callahans
9. Now hear this! <adult themes>
10. Too racy for "Laugh-Ins" censor
11. From Stampers News Nuggets #20
12. Dog joke
13. Flying High

1. JOKE-RATED:DESPOTISM (PROBABLY IRAQ)
2. Police Blotter
3. wicked good guide to boston english (off to bostonians) part 1 of 3
4. More--all sorts of good stuff <off. mommas, lawyers, wives>
5. Gene therapy <off. to Maggie Thatcher, one dirty word>
6. A Star Trek Next Generation Top 10! (slightly crude)
7. Cabin fever
8. 2 Doctors visits (off. to Chinese, women; off. language)
9. Life 8.Q
10. OJ joke <off. to Simpson fans>
11. Take my wife...please! <off. to wives>
12. <Off. to Asian Americans, to persons that think O.J. is innocent, and mildly sexual>
13. Northern Wisconsin Resident Application Form (1 of 2) <poss off to rednecks, N WI residents, IL residents>
14. mildly suggestive
15. Knights of the Round Table (off. to Knights of King Arthur)

1. JOKE: WORM (DISGUSTING)
2. The Confession <off. to a priest,sexual theme,bad words>
3. Strange (sex) laws (poss. off. to lawmakers)
4. Redneck humor <off. rednecks, if your one - you know it!>
5. Humor: Little Blind Johnny <cruel to blind people>
6. Las Vegas Joke
7. wicked good guide to boston english (off to bostonians) part 2 of 3
8. Woman after doctors appointment <one bad word>
9. The Taxi Driver. (Sexual)
10. aids
11. Insults
12. Insults
13. Northern Wisconsin Resident Application Form (2 of 2) <poss off to rednecks, N WI residents, IL residents>
14. Some new blonde jokes (off. to blondes)
15. Graphite shaft?<off. to some golfers>
16. SLUGGO Press Release
17. A blonde joke (new, I hope?) -- off. to blondes, I guess?
18. Ross Perot Joke
19. Newlywed Joke <sexual content>
20. Judas Stone <Off. to Christians>

1. BREATHER CALL off.to asthmatics
2. Albanian joke <offensive to Serbs, Croats & Bosnians>
3. Possibly offensive to roommates
4. JOKE-RATED: WHAT NEXT ?
5. wicked good guide to boston english (off to bostonians) part 3 of 3
6. Whores and more <off. mosquitoes, herpes>
7. "SMILE FILE" (fwd)
8. Time on my hands <adult themes>
9. Funny product name
10. orgasms
11. 2 jokes about drunks (off to mean drunks; 2nd one vulgar)
12. Rolling Sam
13. Humor: Termite Flatulence
14. Life 8.R
15. Basically not BASIC

1. Potentiall offensive to roommates (2)
2. What a Bull!!! <sexual theme,slightly offensive>
3. SEX Jokes (Sexual content, off to many, bad words, etc.)
4. men jokes
5. Top ten & more <off. religious people, language>
6. Sexual connotations--possibly offensive to Mormons
7. how many watches?
8. Humor: The Bronze Rat
9. Strange Smithsonian
10. Horse for sale <off. to harelip dwarfs>
11. Humor: Weddings Toasts!! - The list!
12. Nude News-Clean
13. Oral Sex Joke <sexual content, crude>

1. Hale-Bopp Comet cometh...
2. SLUGGO Press Release
3. Yo Mama jokes continued <off. mamas>
4. HUMOR Digest - 17 Aug 1995 to 18 Aug 1995
5. Coolidge Effect
6. Dixie Dictionary <off to Southerners>
7. Coolidge Effect
8. Heres one for the older crowd <Off to older people, vulgar>
9. Top 10 Signs Youre "Webbed Out" <not offensive>
10. English/German Motoring Terms <mildly off. lang.>
11. USSR. Possibly offensive to TAFRTAsPrince
12. The very best <off. to lawyers>

1. humor : could be offensive to Asians
2. L.A. Times humor
3. HUMOR Digest - 18 Aug 1995 to 19 Aug 1995
4. Funny not offensive
5. Iron Mikes Party (sexual)
6. Mullas humor: Tale of 2 sheets
7. Hard to please <adult themes>
8. A SEEDY STORY
9. more weird news

1. possibly offensive to jocks
2. light (obscure for physics naives)
3. Getting Even <off. to Hotel Staffs>
4. country western song titles
5. Immigrants
6. Humor: Honk if you Love Jesus <pos. off: to Christians>
7. fart joke
8. Alligator and sexual organ
9. Hanging in there <adult themes>
10. pun: not offensive
11. Having babies. (Yep, sex.)
12. Underwear <Off. to women>
13. Humor: Parables, etc. (Possibly Off to Some) but clean.
14. The Perfect Squelch

1. Visiting monsignor <off. touchy Catholics>
2. Seattle E-Mail Shorthand
3. Humor: The Wifes Letter
4. Register To Sweat; Wazir Jiwi For President
5. Farmer Joke <were talking _gross_ here; youve been warned>
6. New internet user humor
7. Life 8.S
8. A real bargain <off. to women>
9. BB King joke <slightly crude, sexual content>
10. Genesis part II <probably offensive to fundamentalists>
11. Down-sizing solar system (off to US Congress) (long)

1. Police Blotter
2. Barrymore(off to gays and Barrymore)
3. Accident Report, <Off to bricklayers>
4. Accountant jokes (crude)
5. Arthur the Hit Man
6. Computer hardware humor (silly but clean)
7. Backup computer; Sun teams up with WHO?
8. Nuclear testing humor
10. Nun joke <off. to catholics, sexual content>
11. Telephone anecdotes

1. Backup Reply Plus Mandatory Joke
2. Captain Hook <off. to pirates>
3. Sex and talking
4. Doctors Physical <sexual, clean, adult themes>
5. Life After Sixty ( Clean )
6. The Big Exam
7. Another OJ joke <off. to people from Kentucky>
8. Annotated thermometer
9. Life 8.T
10. McDonalds Joke <not offensive>
11. Paranoia; lifers
12. Sexual preferences..(potentially offensive to anyone)
13. Detroit lions Joke <Offensive to lions fans, abused children>
14. Big Winner!
15. the pun thread
16. A question of color...

1. SLUGGO Press Release
2. Need spa <sexual connotation>
3. Ferrets..(sexist against women)
4. computer geek joke
5. Humor:Win95
6. Sexually Explicity
7. A Visit to the Zoo
8. Windows 95 hype
9. Oracle question (poss off to Bill Gates)
10. Culture Shock; People are funny (in real life)
11. Ala carte ? <adult themes>
12. Shannon Faulkner
13. >>Whos Who<<
14. Cow prices
15. Sex jokes (This is warning)
16. Your Cheating Heart...Offensive to Vlasics, Yankees

1. 10**24 ive only to those with good taste)
2. Homework Assignment <crude, offensive to teachers, students, womem>
3. New Company Policies
4. diagnosis or opinion <sexual content>
5. IN THE NEWS - WARNING 02
6. IN THE NEWS - WARNING 01
7. Shannon Faulkner
8. Puns> Job history
9. AOL Profile Quotes
10. SLUGGO Press Release
11. Come out on top? <adult themes>

1. Boyfriend
2. One meteorite can ruin your whole day!
3. Play it again Sam <off. to lawyers>
4. <No subject given>
5. Bad ways to go...
6. Silly pun not at all offensive

1. family values (language, sick)
2. Women from da hood. <language, off. to blacks, feminists>
3. HUMOR - SADISM<JOKE-RATED>
4. MY FIRST WEDDING IN EAST MACHIAS, MAINE
5. modern definitions [frank computer terminology]
6. More Microsoft mania (fwd)
7. Humor: consoling a dying mate <anti-climax>
8. What do you call......<poss. off. handicaps>
9. Cat dies and mother breaks news
10. Woman becomes prostitute <sexual themes>
11. Golf Joke. (off. religious types).
12. Promises <deeply offensive>
13. SLUGGO Press Release
14. Mixed Emotions (possibly offensive to mothers-in-law)
15. Streaking <sexual>
16. Apple Congratulates Microsoft
17. FLOPPY or HARD DRIVE ? (Mildly sexual, poss. offensive to computer nerds)
18. Misc. Not offensive

1. Homer? <adult themes>
2. Old acquaintance (non offensive)
3. Con-artist (non-offensive)
4. Money
5. Remember back when Japanese politics went topsy-turvy?
6. Why Captain Janeway is Better Than Captain Picard
7. Republicans <Republicans>
8. The Foo Bird. (Not too bad).
9. JOKE RATED: PARADISE <OFF TO MOTHER IN LAW>
10. Life 8.U
11. 30 things to do at a funeral <off. deceased. So if any of you are then dont read this!>
12. When the dog Paddy died
13. Sex purity test
14. The clinical approach <off. to doctors>
15. Shot-gun Wedding in East Machias, Maine

1. Very Offensive-subject of incest
2. Time Wasting Pun Story
3. HUMOR: 68 <SEXUAL>
4. Too young <off. to pederasts>
5. Real News Headlines <not off.>
6. In The News - May be off to people in the news, political, women,
7. The Czechoslovakians Visit
8. The Czechoslovakians Visit
9. elephant and mouse
10. Microsoft: making the world a better place
11. "A Late Wedding in Washington County, Maine"
12. Campus security phones (true story)
13. Little Rascals <profane>
14. Clean sweep <off. to school teachers>
15. <HUMOR> Prostitute joke
16. Mutant Animals-some sexual content

1. Humor: Variety (mostly original, clean)
2. Police Blotter
3. Medical Terminology for Non-Doctors <poss. off. to the ill>
4. Chess Players
5. excerpt from mini-AIR (science humor)
6. Life B.2
7. Junior has sex. (the "F" word).
8. Like to make a withdrawal? <adult themes>
9. Priest, pastor, rabbi <might be offensive to religious groups>
10. Motto of a Fire Department
11. rock n roll

1. Robbins Theory of Evolution
2. World Series (off. to American baseball fans)
3. SLUGGO Press Release
4. Individual sample taken for investigation
5. 3 short offensive jokes
6. Computer Virus Types <not off.>
7. The Frogs Loan
8. Definitions
9. Mickey Mouse <profane>
10. Sex in the church <dirty, but not too offensive>
11. A hole in one? <adult themes>
12. Machiasport Baptist Church, Washington County, Maine
13. More Science Humor