The Humor List Postings for September 1995

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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1. Another Disneyland scandal <sexual>
2. Offensive to Religious Folks
3. Fractured Latin (only offensive to conservative Latin teachers)
4. Anniversary <Clean>
5. The Hedgehog song <sexual>
6. off. to knights??
7. More Windows95 humor
8. The Expense Account
9. Too passionate? <adult themes>
10. Police Blotter & Practical Joke

1. HUMOR List Traffic Report
2. Groceries (Politically Incorrect)
3. SLUGGO Press Release
4. Sex Jokes (adult themes)
5. Fish and chips
6. More Sig Quotes
7. Beatitude
8. Thumbs up? <adult themes>
9. REALLY SICK HUMOR (SEXUAL, OFFENSIVE FOR MANY)
10. The Code of the West
11. Orono, Maine <True -Clean>
12. God is real- unless declared as an integer

1. A Monday in September < possibly offends Russians>
2. Do we still use "the" with Earth/Moon?
3. religious misunderstanding (poss. off. to hardcore religious people)
4. Your Momma has so many wrinkles...
5. Win95 startup song
6. Underpaid? <off. to Catholics>
7. Boston <off. to Boston tourists/Boston>

1. Humor: The Boston Driver
2. In The News - Political, may also be off to immigrants, animals, more!
3. The three secretaries <offensive to women>
4. No joke
5. The Planets Suite
6. A Man And His Chicken <off. bestiality, language>
7. Women bashing (offensive to women, language)
8. Last but not least <off. to gays>
9. Riddle (possibly offensive to Irish outdoosmen)
10. Life 9.1
11. This just in!
12. gorillas
13. Children Sermon Joke <one bad word>
14. The Gynecologist. (Guess what?)
15. Are Your Kids on Drugs?
16. Humor: Samples (Clean)

1. Limerick (possibly offensive to chinese, women, and men; sexual content)
2. Lawyer joke. (off to catfish).
3. More on the your mother theme <vulgar>
4. <humor?> kids talking
5. Ala Carte? <off. to elephant lovers>
6. O.J. joke, offensive to O.J. fans, C. Reeve, the handicapped
7. Juniors education <off. to women, profane>

1. >>Four Eggs and Fifty Grand
2. Fell Asleep In Church? <Clean>
3. Clinton Joke
4. At the court (off. to lawyers)
5. A Hare Raising Story
6. ...no subject...
7. White House / Pick-up lines <off. sexual related / language>
8. Delighted and Defrocked ( Clean)
9. Operating Systems (offensive to operating systems and their fanatics)
10. FW: FWD: FW: Fwd: NuVAL: Easy way to imp
11. Clinton joke, slightly offensive
12. White & Uptight <adult themes>
13. Condom Connection <mildly offensive>
14. SLUGGO Press Release
15. Early Am almanac humor: Too soon the baby
16. A Doggone Good Dog (not offensive)
17. Off. to those who that think hard evidence should not lead to guilt

1. Kids and $change (clean)
2. educational comment
3. The Swedish & American Farmers
4. Memory is the second thing to go (not offensive)
5. Sex Jokes (sexual
6. Jesus Rides with Me
7. Lost & found
8. Cal Ripken Jr.s Speech
9. Toothbrush Sales <off. language>
10. Monkey business <adult themes>
11. Wedding-Upper Greenwood Lake,NJ - <Clean-True>

1. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Anna Nicole Smith, more
2. Bridge
3. Semainars <off to men>
4. How Dry Was It?
5. SLUGGO Press Release
6. Taxidermists lovemaking
7. Church Service < Clean >
8. Personal Ads and a Request
9. Got a screw loose? <adult themes>

1. Toilet humor
2. "Nice" kid
3. In The News - Political, off to Mark Fuhrman, Charlie Sheen, hookers
4. Lord Nelson < off to prudes & perhaps Nelson>
5. South of the Border <adult themes>
6. Humor: Michaelangelo & the praying woman
7. French Foreign Legion (off. to military types and camels)
8. how? (sexual, off. to Australians)
9. You know youre in Texas when
10. Three wishes <adult themes>

1. 2 Men & 3wishes<off. to men>
2. Sex Jokes (sexual contents)
3. Bubbers Best Friend <adult themes>
4. More toilet humor <bad words>
5. HUMOR:offensive to women
6. Humor: Ants <off. to Catholics, crude language>
7. Rude top 10 lists <off. sensitive men / women, bad language>
8. Football Terms for Church
9. Rabbit, nits,legs (fwd)
10. Sink that putt! <adult themes>
11. Southern Belles
12. Of brains, dogs, and politicians

1. Hunting (poss off to farmers, agents & sheep)
2. What makes Junior so happy?
3. Humorous Signs <some adult themes>
4. Weird News: Extraterrestrials
5. New Betty Crocker
6. Late snack <off. to body odor victims>
7. Monkey Morals<off.to monkeys>
8. Life 9.2
9. Your Tax Dollars At Work
10. Opera humor
11. chain letter for women (sensitive subject matter)

1. restaurant joke (gross)
2. Hot Tamales
3. More Humorous Signs <some adult themes>
4. The Chiefs Throne
5. Off the Wall at Callahans
6. SLOOOOOOOOW moving animals Child
7. Opera (bleeped four letter word)
8. L.A. Math Test <language>
9. CLEAN - Re: Missing Cat
10. How to put 50 people in a shoe box? <offensive to cubans, ethiopes, etc>
11. How to tell a birds sex
12. Spousal Tiff...
13. sad, but true!
14. Gambling fever <contains some profanity>
15. SLUGGO Press Release - classic!
16. Popes New Album<poss. off to Catholics>

1. The letter (off. to lawyers)
2. Barnyard Talk
3. Difference between Straight & Gay Men (language, too)
4. Humor: Ants <off. to Catholics, crude language>
5. School Daze <off. to teachers>
6. Violist and conductor <not off>
7. Life 9.3
8. offensive to hairlips??

1. One liners
2. Disclaimer <not off.>
3. <No subject given>
4. anatomy lesson
5. So Much To Say Fun Facts <not off. just funny>
6. African Safari
7. Pentagon Humor <Poss. off. to Pentagon Authorities>
8. Sex Jokes (adult themes)
9. Big advantage? <adult themes>
10. Humor:quote
11. Summarized Shakespear <adult theme>
12. Apple news ... <off. Apple fans>
13. Mice none offensive
14. Ship crash <non-offensive>

1. Inter-Office Memo #12 <crude language>
2. In The News - Political, may also be off to women, hispanics, lawyers
3. Poor Grieving Widow <poss. off. to some widows>
4. mr. kotters uncle
5. Swimming
6. Three visit the Wizard of Oz
7. Genie joke <off. to African Amer, Jews, & Mexicans>
8. Painless <adult themes>

1. Todays the Day (sexual)
2. The Lounge Piano Player <offensive language, adult themes>
3. The inheritance
4. SLUGGO Press Release
5. Tricky Questions.
6. Talk about cold! <some profanity>
7. Humor: Happy things to say to people at a funeral
8. ...and I quote...

1. HUMOR: A request and a joke.
2. The 16 reasons a modem is better than a woman. <off. women>
3. Old Genie Jokee <off to Genies>
4. adverts (filched from the RADIOPREP list)
5. Seeing Things
6. Three Objections
7. Pregnant joke <sexual themes>
8. Auto Repair (Adult theme, off. language)
9. Urban Folklore: You can either laugh or be very very scared
10. Buried treasure? <adult themes>
11. ...and I quote...
12. Political humor
13. Thirsty desert travellers
14. bank robber skit <monty python>
15. Paging ham
16. Talking gential campaign
17. Lesson in Physiology (adult theme)
18. <HUMOR> Terminology for staff appraisals
19. Latin Lovers (or Lovers of Latin)

1. Wanna fly?
2. oenology
3. Language barrier anecdote
4. Pun-ishment <off. to the pun-impaired>
5. Fore!
6. Life 9.4
7. Early Am almanac humor: Favorite color
8. Thus spake the Internet Oracle: Buttered Bread Cats (non off

1. celebrities (fwd)
2. <HUMOR> Jokes for your kids
3. Worst Pick-up Line <mild sexual theme>
4. Television
5. Perversions <off. sexually perverted / off. language>
6. Decisions <off. husbands>
7. My favourite primary school joke <not off.>
8. dirty joke <adult themes>
9. Mosquito <sexual theme, offensive to blondes>
10. English - Vietnamese Translation
11. Little Willies
12. Lunch...
13. Life After Sixty (Clean)
14. Disconcerting Kids
15. Tourist explaining American Game
16. Old Folks at Home ("F" word).
17. Funny psychiatrist
18. More Pun-ishment <off. to the pun-impaired>

1. OJ News story
2. Letter To The Editor <not offensive>
3. Slow learner <adult themes>
4. The Popes Reward (fwd)
5. language usage < rude, offensive >
6. Comic Strip
7. Had a bad day <off. to Polish people>
8. Birds and Bees? <not off.>
9. One more Television joke
10. Life 9.5
11. <Vulgar. Off to women> First night nerves
12. Beyond Rangoon
13. Good News / Bad News <off. ill / Paraplegic>
14. Education
15. Multilingual jokes <off. to some Indians>
16. Off The Wire
17. Jury duty excuses
18. Honey Do <reference to sex>

1. A joke < offensive to women and hindus >
2. SerioComic Tech Support
3. Popes Reward: Part II <off to Catholics>
4. Sex Jokes (Adult Themes)
5. Funny Business <may be off. to ones nose>
6. The Last Holdout
7. Mind boggling ands <not off.>
8. SORORITY GIRL JOKES <off. Sorority Girls / women/suggestive>
9. Lesson from the OJ Trial <off. to Lawyers>
10. To boldly sniff <possibly offensive to Trekkers>
11. lesbians
12. Drugs and circles <adult themes>
13. Tea drinking champ <pun alert>
14. About 1966 or so, a NASA team ....
15. tasteless joke <offensive to M. jackson fans, VERY crude>

1. Aging
2. SLUGGO Press Release
3. 911 CALL - <Clean-True>
4. Adult humor about Burger King & Dairy Queen
5. Coin of the Realm Award
6. The death of Orville Reddenbacher
7. Code-202 <off to bureaucrats>
8. Off the Wire
9. Paraphrase of vine/branches

1. Alexandrias Homework
2. Air Travel
3. Limerick
4. Dog Joke (crude and most likely offensive)
5. The Obnoxious Parrot <fowl language, off to animal lovers>
6. Balding

1. In The News - Off to LA Police Chief, AT&T, alcoholic hamsters, hooker
2. A nuts joke
3. Another Parrot Joke
4. Multilingual pun Pt 2 <off. Sikhs?>
5. Defining What is Offensive <May be Offensive>
6. Devil and sex.<off. to devil>
7. A Church Tramp (Clean)
8. Tree escapades <off. polish people>
9. Ring key
10. computer humor
11. The Bible
12. Good news, Bad news.
13. Just the FAX FAQ, please (mildly sexual)
14. Buying condoms- OFFENSIVE
15. Things that sound dirty at work <off>
16. Defining What is Offensive <May be Offensive>

1. OFF THE WIRE
2. SLUGGO Press Release
3. Offensive to the Evening Classes ...
4. A Kiss is but a Kiss
5. Braille Offensive to the blind/sexual
6. "The Onion" health tips
7. Parrot joke <sexual, language>
8. Buying Condoms <poss. off. sexual content>
9. Life 9.6
10. Two for the road <off. language / mentally ill>

1. A traditional joke
2. Limerick II
3. Clean Joke, open to interpretation.
4. One more traditional joke (Akbar - Birbal)
5. What????
6. New scientific find
7. Comedy Clubs
8. Top 100 reasons why Kirk is better than Picard (Language-offensive to
9. Off The Wire (Plus One)

1. Sex jokes (gross, adult themes, offensive)
2. Health Tips From Last Century
3. A great punster
4. Deductive Reasoning <sexual>
5. Working on Cruise Ships
6. What they say...what they mean <adult theme / suggestive>
7. TEN MORE REASONS KIRK IS BETTER THAN PICARD
8. more computer humor
9. Life 9.7
10. <humor> Cages 433"
11. Fat <poss. off. to Bulimics>
12. SLUGGO Press Release

1. OFF THE WIRE
2. Metaphysical Humour (fwd)
3. My Retaliation
4. Appearances--Surprise <adult themes-sexual>
5. Nudist Colony <Sexual>
6. Humor: Hormone Treatments
7. "Mommy, mommy!" jokes <off. mothers / gross>
8. <Humor> Chinese History: Death is the punishment
9. Laws of Life
10. Life 9.7
11. baby joke <Off to about everyone>
12. Honey, I shrunk the kids!

1. Three little kittens
2. Limerick III
3. Divorce
4. Workshops Part 1 of 5
5. In The News - Political, may also be off to short people, lawyers, OJ
6. Reasons to wear a short skirt on a windy day
7. Call me Spike! <off. to football fans>

1. HUMOR List Traffic Report
2. SLUGGO Press Release
3. Sex Jokes (gross, adult themes)
4. gullible joke
5. Gratitude--Age <adult themes-sexual>
6. Credit Card Joke
7. Pun-ishment, part III <off. to the pun-impaired>
8. Clean living <some profanity>
9. Profane humor: a modern-day Jesus
10. Reasons to give up on your final
11. Memory Loss