The Humor List Postings for October 1995

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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1. Irish Catholic Humor
2. SEX JOKES (Sexual, gross)
3. Limerick IV <crude>
4. Fish (off. to polish)
5. Funny name memo
6. If the Shoe Fits.....
7. in an <offesnive> restaurant
8. Founding Fathers Political Humor
9. (Tenali Raman) Mastery in painting?
10. Commuter Rush Hour (offense warning on first several lines)
11. Tough Neighborhood
12. Hot dog! <adult themes>
13. Speaking of three kittens... (slightly offensive to cat lovers)
14. Moyl (poss.off. to Jews)

1. 3 things (poss off to Jews and Catholics)
2. Sex Jokes (gross) Last part
3. Salmon Rushdie <offensive to Buddhists>
4. joining a church <adult themes-sex>
5. Kitty Training
6. (Tenali Raman) Lifes greatest pleasure <mildly off. lang>
7. Stupid mercedes-driving realtors (off. to the two, of course)
8. humore re:gullible
9. A handy guy <adult themes>
10. YOU KNOW YOURE A REDNECK IF....<off. southerners>
11. Two Polish Ladies. (Not too bad).
12. Trial of the Century?!
13. Socialization of the Sexes Part I <off. to women, off. language>
14. Life 9.9
15. When O.J. smells like roses...
16. Sexual joke, offensive language
17. Dr. Suess & OJ

1. More Assorted Jokes & Humor
2. Gay Bar <Adult Themes. Off. to Homosexuals>
3. Limerick V
4. YOU KNOW YOURE A REDNECK IF...part 2 .<off. southerners>
5. An alternative medical dictionary (source unknown)
6. O.J. (again?)
7. Yet another OJ joke
8. OJ joke
9. OJ=Disney World
10. Yet ANOTHER OJ joke (could be the worst yet)
11. Ted Kennedy Poem. (off to you know who).
12. OJ Jokes
13. SLUGGO Press Release
14. Play it again, Spam
15. Jesus and Elvis
16. Socialization Part II <off. to men, women, and small furry things>
17. More OJ / Dr. Seuss (off to OJ, AC)
18. OJ Joke (offensive to Furman, OJ)
19. Dancing in the dark <adult themes>
20. Ways to get yourself in a good mood at work
21. if OS were beers

1. Subject: Two Italian men talking <poss. off. to Italians>
2. procrastinators creed
3. Chinese Cooking <gross>
4. Gullible - this one takes the cake!
5. Twists of fate (from The Independent (UK
6. Pigeons
7. The Presidency <off. to Zail Singh, Indians in general>
8. Life 9.B
9. Scared <off. to Episcopalians>
10. OJ Joke
11. oral sex <Adult themes>
12. 30 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator <not off.>
13. Sex <sexual content>
14. Real News???
15. Politically-correct Little Red Riding Hood <source unknown>
16. A Day in The Life Of A UIUC Math Professor

1. Blowing Chunks <offensive language>
2. Death Defying Logic
3. OFF THE WIRE
4. Old Man & Punk <off. to punks & parrots>
5. Inventor of Kitty Litter dies
6. Medical Terms 2 ( supplied by Les Porciau
7. Doctor jokes <off. Gay men. Vulgar.>
8. Academic existence?
9. The fly and the flea
10. Multilingual pun Pt. 3 <Off. Hindi and Tamil speakers>
11. Offensive to the blind!
12. old joke <not really off.>
13. Cookies & Anarchy
14. Rules of eating <not off.>
15. Tammy Faye Baker joke <off. to Bakers>
16. Ala carte? <off. menu>
17. (sexual content, maybe off. to Jews)
18. Offensive to the religious and especially those with no sense of humor....
19. Pun, groaner
20. Travel
21. Polish joke <off. to Poles>
22. New York <offensive to New Yorkers>

1. SLUGGO Press Release
2. OFF THE WIRE (Plus One)
3. Collected OJ humor <some racist, vicious, bad language> 1 of 2
4. OJ related humor
5. Committees--Inaction
6. kinky sex? <adult themes>
7. real joke for the blind<off to the blind>
8. Doctors
9. Too loose <adult themes>
10. Red Velvet Cake & Anarchy
11. Genesis of humor
12. OJs new job (offensive to musicians?)
13. Wives <off. to women, and politically incorrect>
14. Some New Movies <offensive to United Artists employees>

1. Balls & Sports (by an old fellow)
2. Lost in a hot air balloon<off to mathematicians>
3. Animal Rights
4. Out in the wilderness (imagery, connotation)
5. Oldie (Off. to Egyptians ?)
6. Socialization of the Sexes Part III<poss. off. to both genders>
7. Workshops Part 2 of 5
8. Camping joke <sex, sexual anatomy>
9. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, OJ, Kato, bald men, more
10. Cut the mustard? <off. to Irishmen>
11. More OJ humor <some crude, racism, homophobic> 2 of 2

1. The Meaning of "Uff Da"
2. Repartee
3. NY Manners
4. Classic Scatalogical
5. Drinks and Nuns <off to nuns>
6. FW: if OS were beers - MVS
7. 6 year olds / Tigers ego <sexual implications / off. Feline lovers>
8. CYBER-THIS, CYBER-THAT
9. Economy <off. to economists>
10. Fido or Phydeaux? <adult themes>
11. Airline humor (sexual, off. to flight attendants and pilots)
12. more OJ humor
13. Off The Wire/Police Blotter

1. Male needs
2. toilet humor! <not too offensive>
3. Windows (23)95... (poss.off to Windows lovers, Microsoft, Bill Gates)
4. Tooter Tutor
5. Women <off. to women and the politically correct>
6. Instrumental Humor <off. musicians>
7. More OJisms. <possibly offsv to cabbies, lawyers, and people tired of OJ humor.>
8. Two coats? <off. to Hispanics>
9. WW1
10. Life 9.B
11. The Pickup. (Gross).
12. Fish Tale
13. 2 + 2 (off. to lawyers)

1. Unbearable? <off. to deadbeats>
2. The sad piccolo player
3. Shore Leave (adult themes)
4. Buddha orders a hot dog
5. Camels <off.to Jewish people, a bit vulgar>
6. Limerick VI
7. Oldies (off. to Catholics and aggies)
8. Podiatry: The oldest profession? (adult theme)
9. Train tickets (poss off to Catholic Priests, sexual innuendo)
10. Bachelors
11. Bus computer (Off. to computers)
12. dum pome (may be offensive)
13. Sexual advice for men <off to women> (a bit)
14. Bus computer (Off. to computers)
15. the future of our country ...
16. Humor: The Nose <mildly suggestive, some crude>
17. Government may set up teleport at Putrajaya
18. In The News - Political, religious, off to lawyers, chess players, etc
19. WHY???!!!

1. Silly pun
2. Winnie Mandela joke <vulgar>
3. A Play on Words
4. Humor: The Deaf Schnauzer <adult themes>
5. A frat/english dictionary part 1/2 (off to fraternity brothers)
6. Humor: OJ Observation
7. birth-control methods
8. Peachy Humor <off. Georgians>
9. Female anatomy (may be offensive)
10. Socialization of the Sexes Part IV <off. to women, sexual content>
11. Announcing Laugh Of The Day
12. Life 9.C
13. A sour note? <adult themes>
14. Are You a High Tech Redneck (fwd)
15. Off The Wire/Police Blotter
16. Womens Lib (sexual inuendo)

1. Socialization of the Sexes (part whatever, I lost count) <off. sexual content>
2. St. Peter & the Pearly Gates <offensive to black people>
3. Alternatives to children
4. Executive Ability
5. Humor: THE ENGINEERS SONG
6. Golf
7. More signature lines ...
8. OJ Ad campaign
9. Bad Music and Bad Math Skills
10. Political Satire <off. to US presidents present, past, and hopeful>
11. home remedy
12. Bare facts <adult themes>
13. 1990s Math Exam (sexual content, poss off to gang bangers)
14. Quotations-not offensive
15. Birth Order

1. O.J. Top 10
2. Point of View
3. 3 quick laughs
4. Bar jokes <racist.off>
5. Chest hair <sexual>
6. SLUGGO Press Release
7. Loved to death <off. to widows>

1. On Being a Comedian
2. Lawyer Top 10
3. Limerick VII
4. Workshops Part 3 of 5
5. Teed off? <adult themes>
6. a Frat/English dictionary part 2/2 (off. to fraternity bros)
7. Two jokes Giraffe & OJ
8. Tornados
9. O.J.s internet address (fwd)

1. Socialization of the Sexes: cont.<off to women and the politically correct>
2. more lawyer jokes
3. O.J.s internet address (fwd)
4. LIMERICK VIII
5. Bib Overalls
6. Butt out? <adult themes>
7. Humor: If Microsoft Built Cars <Micro$oft Bashing>
8. Punny signature lines ...
9. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
10. Wheres the bike ? <Off. Italians>
11. Avid Golfer<poss off to women>
12. Satan at school, some new rules

1. Socialization of the Sexes, cont.
2. Proud Dad
3. humor: street economics <vulgar>
4. techno dweeb (offensive to people _really_ into computers
5. Humor: Cecil the Prawn
6. DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey
7. Humor:offensive to witches
8. Life 9.D
9. Sex quiz <off. to Polish persons>
10. Flea Joke <sexual connotations, off. fleas>

1. Socialization of the Sexes, continued <poss. off. language>
2. Where is American taxpayers money going?
3. Getting Older?
4. May be offensive to OJ and company
5. In a rush? (Sexual content)
6. Oldie reheard recently
7. Letters from Camp
8. Traveling Salesman. (Pretty bad).
9. Dads Girl < sexual content >
10. phobia
11. Irish, not off.
12. Sufi saying: mildly humorous dialogue

1. Australian crawl? <adult themes>
2. Socialization of the Sexes, continued
3. Men
4. The Turtle and UNIX <poss. off. to both>
5. High Vet Bill
6. Penguin Joke (sexual, sexual language)
7. Worst Things to say (0-15...)
8. whats the difference? (off to homosexuals)
9. whats the difference (correction)
10. various jokes
11. For the birds? <adult themes>
12. Sequel to "Beer in Space"
13. Opera Primer <off. to opera snobs>
14. Humor: office door sign
15. Life 9.E
16. Fat<adult theme, off to women>
17. OJ Joles Offensive to West Virginians & Joe Montana
18. Packwood in Oz <off. politicians>
19. Signs the world is ending

1. Socialization of the Sexes, ad infinitum
2. SLUGGO Press Release
3. Halloween Humor!
4. Women in the Military <adult themes>
5. Internet obsession
6. humor: 1 very offensive racist + tales of the gullible
7. Rest in peace?
8. WItches and Bitches <slightly offensive>
9. sports humour [may be offensive to native americans]
10. Ducks and Statistics (Off. to Statisticians)
11. Plastic Flower in Beer Bottle
12. Whitney Houston <Off to Houston and Brown fans>
13. Benefits of getting to work early

1. Socialization of the Sexes, the continuing saga
2. Dental Cavities <poss. off. to some Dentists>
3. OJ & Football <off.OJ>
4. Democrats and Republicans (Off to either)
5. Spellbound? <adult themes>
6. harsh truths about men (offensive to men)
7. Workshops Part 4 of 5
8. More benefits of getting to work early

1. Socialization of the Sexes, the sequal
2. Top 10 Sex Toys
3. SLUGGO Press Release
4. Catholic humor <not off>
5. The People Watcher
6. more OJ <may be offensive to oj fans,arkansasites,or coloradoites>
7. Bumperstickers Wed Like To See
8. In The News - Political, may be off to black men, parent killers, more
9. Rock music (off. to Whitesnake fans)
10. Church Bulletins <slightly crude>
11. Whats up Doc? <adult themes>
12. Reasons to screw the midterm and go to bed
13. Skydiving Joke (Offensive to Buddists, Catholics, and Atheists)
14. Duck sounds

1. Socialization of the Sexes; again and again < poss. off. sexual theme>
2. Wauism - the religion for you? <off. to the religous> #1/3
3. Getting a bargain. <bad taste>
4. Another Skydiving Story
5. Australian goes to NYC <offensive to Australians, vulgar>
6. Oregon Humor <off. Oregonians>
7. Humor: Bill Gates Goes to Heaven <Micro$oft Bashing>
8. Politics plus <off to homosexuals; rude>
9. One of young Abe Lincolns favorite stories
10. words of wisdom
11. Float like a butterfly.
12. Whats Next on the Net <"clean" - really>
13. Why ask why?
14. Dog joke. (A tad offensive).

1. Socialization of the Sexes: the finale
2. Socialization of the Sexes: the finale
3. Wauism - the religion for you? <off. to the religous> #2/3
4. 101 easy ways to say no
5. Another Dog Joke (In the same vein -- slightly offensive)
6. duck humor <good & clean>
7. False Alarm
8. Wiped out?
9. Humor: Sitting Bulls Wives
10. Wit from Brahms and Lincoln
11. Humor Notice: where to find pet humor
12. Politics <clean>
13. The greatest baseball player
14. Nuns have a nasty habit <off. religious / language>
15. Life 9.F
16. Traffic Jam? What is this "Traffic Jam"?
17. Beer (off. to the Irish)
18. Bookmark <poss off to everyone>

1. A mystery of ancient Rome
2. Ponderings
3. Encore! Encore! <poss. off. to some surgeons>
4. Humor: The Natives are Restless
5. Classic rural humor of the 1920s
6. American Furniture Warehouse <sexual>
7. Wonderments of Tech Support
8. The Great Kitchen Conspiracy
9. Musings on the English Language <not offensive, 48 lines>
10. 25 Ways to Cope With Stress
11. Ship ahoy!
12. AJs facts about women
13. Response to: AJs facts about women
14. AJs facts about women
15. Lawyers <poss. off. to Lawyers, sexual theme>
16. Reasons to watch NBC News for Morons
17. Northern Ireland/Ceasefire <off. religious>
18. Deer Joke <Vulgar.....offensive to the blind>

1. Quiz Question <poss off. to Republicans>
2. Calling 911!!!
3. Psychiatric Hotline
4. Deer Joke <Vulgar.....offensive to the blind>
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Music Joke
6. Twins?
7. Used Sofas
8. Life 8.G
9. Ponderings <sexual theme, poss off.>
10. More reasons to screw your exam/paper

1. Urban Legend Cookie update
2. Limerick IX
3. Humor: The Pet Yak
4. Little ones <off. negros / mexicans>
5. Why OJ Loves Golf (mildly off. to blacks)
6. Medical situation - adult theme
7. Jokes
8. Humor:on the poetic side
9. a few jokes <poss off.to elephants, gays and blacks>
10. a rose is a rose: less-known colors & their meanings <adult themes>
11. For better or worse <adult themes>
12. Marlboro Mans last request
13. Cartoons <off. language>
14. A fish story
15. Golf Partners-Offensive to EVERYONE
16. Limerick <vulgar>
17. Ponderings <poss. off. sexual content, off. religious>
18. jokes

1. Wauism - the religion for you? <off. to the religous> #3/3
2. From behind
3. Limerick X
4. golf, mildly sexual
5. "Interesting" Quotes
6. Caught in the Act (off to stupid people)
7. Workshops Part 5 of 5
8. Long walk
9. Ten Fun things to tell telemarketers <Off. to TMs, Japanese, F Word>
10. In The News - Political, off to blacks, OJ Simpson, Kato Kaelin
11. JokeMaster O.J. Funnies

1. The cruel unkle story
2. SPACE RESEARCH <OFF TO IRAQ,HA,HA,HA>
3. Ancestry
4. AJs facts about women
5. More reasons to screw our exam/paper (Poss. off. to A+ stuents)
6. A shot in the dark?
7. Origin of an expression
8. Wives like Farts<off to wives>
9. Benefits of skirt "creep and twist"
10. Ponderings <poss. off. to religious and artists>

1. a riddle - I
2. Seeing is believing.
3. Subject: Local Man Found Murdered < not off. >
4. Humor: Fill this Bottle
5. dum pome (pretty offensive)
6. No pain, no gain. <adult themes>
7. 10 Men Youd Hate to Wake Up Next to in the Morning <current>
8. Happy Halloween <offensive to no one>
9. Brainy one ...
10. Humor: Trick-or-Treats VS. Sex <Suggestive, naughty>
11. Combination coupons <poss. offensive
12. What should we name the baby?
13. Publishing just keeps getting faster...
14. Ponderings
15. Riddle
16. A good story <One bad word>

1. a riddle - II
2. Women in the Military (cont.) <poss. off. to Newt>
3. The Law Enforcement Officers Dictionary <off. police>
4. Reasons to buy cake and make the company pay
5. sorry for the band width.
6. humor
7. CONCLUSION
8. lawyer joke
9. The 12 Golden Rules of Flaming <off. to flamers>
10. Statuesque humor from Washington DC
11. All the angles. <off. to Jews>
12. Tom the Tractor Lover <Corny>
13. The Nieman-Marcus Cookie Story
14. "gay gene" list <may be off. to homosexuals>
15. Customer encounters
16. Housework can kill you
17. possible products
18. Religious mule (fwd)
19. The word of Win95 <offensive to Win95 lovers>
20. Humor: Impure Mathematics <adult themes>
21. Preachers Story <May be offensive to religious, sexual
22. Playing ball <sexually suggestive>
23. Halloween and Christmas (mostly for geeks)