The Humor List Postings for December 1995

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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1. Web that smut!
2. SLUGGO Press Release
3. Put me in coach!
4. TTNBC Homebrewers Version Part 1 of 3
5. In The News - May be off to Newt Gingrich, women, gays, more below
6. Surprising the cow <language>
7. Rogets accident
8. War On Pregnancy

1. <No subject given>
2. HUMOR List Traffic Report
3. Length differences (rude)
4. FWD: Twas the Night Before Christmas written by a technica
5. Updated version: Psychiatric voice mail message
6. A family affair? <adult themes>
7. the meaning of UFOs
8. Two bums <gross>
9. hockey and sex
10. ABOUT TONY - RATED
11. The tea fancier - Joke- Clean

1. height - III
2. 25 xmas ideas to torture your room mate PT.1 (1-12)
3. Alphabet love (may be offensive to men)
4. Humor: Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
5. No table manners
6. Child support? <off. to gays>
7. Joe Montana
8. Christmas Reindeer Quiz
9. Auto problem (off. to homosexuals)
10. Fremch nuclear testing
11. SLUGGO Press Release
12. Lawyer joke <off. lawyers, sexual references>
13. New Years resolutions? <not off>
14. Good Old Days
15. Chinese Torture Tests <offensive to Chinese, contains graphic hu

1. Three workers <off. to the Irish>
2. Scientific Deer Hunting <pt 2 of 2>
3. Humor: An Attorneys Twas the Night Before Christmas
4. Panda joke <adult theme>
5. Disorder in the Court
6. Another PC Night Before
7. Exchanging words <off. to Prince Charles/Princess Di.>
8. 25 xmas ideas to torture your room mate PT.2 (13-25)
9. chain letter parody
10. Christmas Poem<politically correct>
11. bar fare
12. Husband and wife (the "F" word).
13. Sex & Hockey <sexual content & offensive to Canadians>

1. Nun joke <possibly offensive to Catholics>
2. Job Application <mild>
3. Humor: Cajun Night Before Christmas
4. Moon message (fwd)
5. Good Old Days--<cont.>
6. Grocery shopping is DANGEROUS! <poss. off. shoppers, Pillsbury Doughboy, Arkansasans>
7. Read the Manual!
8. O.J. jokes
9. Customer service. <adult themes>
10. How to kill an eel (fwd)
11. Farmers mule
12. NUDE PAINTING
13. Microsoft Panhandler v1.0
14. OJ Joke <off.to Christians and OJ Simpson fans>

1. food chain
2. Dating definitions
3. Humor: TEX-MEX "NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"
4. A sight for sore eyes? <adult themes>
5. South Florida
6. The Asian Fixation
7. Twas the night before finals
8. Rude poem "When things go wrong"
9. How To Bake a Cake
10. JOGGER TALK (Adult theme)
11. Good Old Days <Part III>

1. Office humor <common memo phrases explained>
2. Typo to end all typos
3. Ajit jokes - I
4. The mermaid: Joke clean (offensive to men)
5. Shipwrecked man <mature theme - prob. not offensive>
6. Humor: A Redneck Christmas
7. Why not to ordain men <religious humor>
8. Yes, Deer <beastiality>
9. Joe Millers Joke Book
10. Cold day in Hell? <off. to lawyers>
11. Girlfriend Communication Guide
12. The Gift (sexual innuendo, no bad language)
13. HUMOR: Cows in Trouble
14. Word 6.6.6 (technical references to the antichrist)
15. God Rest Ye Unitarians

1. Lesbians <offensive to LESBIANS + Poss Women>
2. Quotes part 1 out of at least 60
3. Whats up? <adult themes>
4. Whats up? <adult themes>
5. Weird News <adult theme>
6. TTNBC Homebrewers Version Part 2 of 3
7. Priests Support Group
8. Teacher Mental Health Line (Not Offensive?)
9. Disorder in the Court II
10. THE JAPANESE CADDY (Some mild profanity)
11. A UNIX Christmas

1. Donna Reed Revisited
2. Christmas card.
3. Grandfather (mild profanity)
4. In The News - American politics, may be off to Michael Jackson fans,
5. Off The Wire

1. Ajit jokes - II
2. Humor: The Chicken Shooter
3. joke clean: Redneck 12 days of Christmas (fwd)
4. CHRISTMAS LETTER TO MY FRIENDS
5. Where are they now?
6. Christmas eve.
7. MAY PERHAPS BE OFFENSIVE TO MEN
8. Disorder inthe Court III
9. Little Red Riding Hood (sex. themes)
10. the new TV computer network
11. My So Called Language
12. Math Tests
13. Theme <mildly sexual,offensive to models >

1. Quotes part 2
2. biblical humor <not off>
3. Humor: The Holy Family
4. Xmas by Ogden (fwd)
5. Im tired (offensive to govt, military employees, prison inmates,etc)
6. more microsoft c humor
7. A Name Game
8. Hot to trot! <adult themes>
9. The Night the Bird Bombed on the Fred Allen Show
10. Merry Christmas from Guam <not offensive>
11. Painting the steeple (inoffensive)
12. 1 suitcase (fwd)
13. Hold the Fanfare on New Years Eve for a Second!
14. A toast <offensive language>
15. Christmas Party Festivity Levels
16. offensive to women
17. -No Subject-
18. SLUGGO Press Release
19. humor: Guaranteed new Redneck joke

1. Holy Family part Deus
2. top 5 signs youve gone to a bad funeral (off. to dead people)
3. Marion Barry vs. Marionberry <off. to mayors, Marion Barry, FBI, OJSimpson, berries>
4. Humor: Lawyer Jokes Part 1 of 3 <offensive to Lawyers>
5. Elephant envy? <adult themes>
6. Disorder in The Court IV
7. Old ??? never die ...
8. Old ??? never die ...
9. Wedding Dress
10. If you get this one, you are a geek
11. Things to consider

1. trees & priests<Offensive>
2. Demented Elf Humor <OFFENSIVE TO ELVES>
3. New theory .
4. Collection of jokes about men <some are crude>
5. Quotes part 4
6. Day 1 of the 12 Days {clean}
7. Lawyer Jokes (part 2 of 3) <Offensive to lawyers>
8. 3rooms in hell <old>
9. Question for Mary
10. The Five Stages of Drinking
11. Nativity <may be offensive>
12. Sweet tooth? <adult themes>
13. Honesty in Advertising
14. Monkey Protest & Elephants (News for travel trivia)
15. FW: Pay Up or else... <humor>
16. So You Dont Know Jack Schitt <innuendo of off lang>
17. <offensive to dingy AOL salesreps>
18. <HUMOR> "facts about men"
19. Disorder in the Court IV
20. AOL true story
21. Fruitcake Recipe

1. (Fwd) bliss of translation (fwd)
2. wine & women < offensive to women >
3. Day 2 of the 12 Days {clean}
4. AOL discs (fwd)
5. Humor: Lawyer Jokes (Part 3 of 3) <offensive to lawyers>
6. Benefits of Socialized Medicine
7. Tall in the saddle? <off. to gays>
8. Heaven or hell <off. to Bill Gates?>
9. WHIM Digest - 12 Dec 1995 to 13 Dec 1995
10. Rape <off.to Germans, Women>
11. Santas Postal Code
12. Home
13. The In Crowd

1. Day 3 of the 12 Days {clean}
2. TTNBC Homebrewers Version Part 3 of 3
3. (Fwd) Australia??? Wheres Aus-TRAIL-yah!!!
4. Three wishes <off. to blacks>
5. HAVE A HEART (may offend IRS employees)
6. Clinton <possibly off. to Jewish>

1. Day 4 of the 12 Days {clean}
2. Techincal Support
3. Off The Wire
4. The REAL Santa Claus
5. Home Run? <adult themes>
6. Child Care Classified Ad
7. Oops, which flag was that?
8. Cowboy
9. Dot Lettle Fur Cap - Christmas (risque)

1. Wind-Breakers category <off. language>
2. Quotes part 3
3. Humor: Christmas Carols
4. Day 5 of the 12 Days {clean}
5. Student Satisfaction Survey (School fun!)
6. One day at the Morgue (off. to morticians and dead folks)
7. Lesbian and Snowman joke <Adult Offensive>
8. Hannukah Top 10 (pos. offensive to non-Jews)
9. The Exon Song
10. Honeymoon

1. Whats new, Pussycat?
2. Quotes part 5
3. Height - IV
4. A JEWISH CHRISTMAS EVE (pos. offensive to non-Jews)
5. Humor: Jesus and the Elves
6. Day 6 of the 12 Days {clean}
7. CANNIBAL <OFF TO CANNIBALS WIFE>
8. Toilet museaum
9. A day at the beach <crude>
10. Horny relief? <adult themes>
11. Property physics and Naughty Girls pt. I
12. SLUGGO Press Release
13. Joke - Medical - <clean-satire>
14. <No subject given>
15. Kids Joke <clean - might offend hispanics>
16. The Morning After
17. Christmas Humor/Weirdness

1. doctor doctor !!
2. Wife/Plumber joke <language/sexual>
3. Humor: Taking Notes
4. Do it yourself dentistry
5. An apple a day...<adult themes>
6. Property physics and Naughty Girls - pt. II
7. Day 7 of the 12 Days {Offensive Language}
8. medical literature

1. Ajit jokes -III
2. New son joke <poss. off. to disabled/F word>
3. Day 9 of the 12 Days {slightly offensive}
4. Humor: Webbed out
5. Set your alarm? <adult themes>
6. messing with the IRS [possibly considered subversive]

1. My Favorite Christmas Carols
2. Oops! <not offensive>
3. Watch out on the road
4. Quotes part 7
5. Day 10 of the 12 Days {offensive Language}
6. In the Spirit of the Season...
7. Glad to wake up! <adult themes>
8. (Fwd) News bite
9. D.B. on RELATIONSHIPS
10. Gay Bar Joke <crude, offensive to gays>
11. Origin of "Lord & Taylors"? <off. them, Jews>
12. HUMOR: If Dr. Seuss wrote for ST:TNG...

1. HUMOR: 12 Days of Tech B4 XMas (Part 1 of 2)
2. A real-life, funny, happening
3. Day 11 of the 12 days {Offensive Language}
4. did you ever wonder?? <hopefully not offensive>
5. Wristwatch (sexual innuendo)
6. Knock-knock joke.
7. All I want for Christmas
8. The Holiday Nightmare...

1. HUMOR: 12 Days of Tech B4 XMas (Part 2 of 2)
2. Day 12 of the 12 days {clean}
3. A light snack? <adult themes>
4. My Christmas present
5. Family Xmas <Offensive to all but dirty words to none!>

1. Cakes and Ale (fwd)
2. Parking Space
3. A rose by any other name.
4. Off The Wire (Plus One)
5. Ice Cream Joke <offensive,adult>
6. The name is Bond...
7. In The News - American politiccs, may also be off. to Engineers, more

1. American Societal Icons Revisited <crass>
2. Time is time <clean>
3. Questions and Answers
4. Because I Said No <clean>
5. Snatching a kiss? <off. to Amish>
6. Boudreaux Joke <adult,off.>

1. Mexican Jokes <offensive to mexicans, adult, offensive>
2. Assorted humor <not offensive> Funny
3. A virgin! <adult themes>

1. Subscription
2. height - V
3. accident reports
4. Orange County Treasurers solutions
5. Beethoven in the Park
6. (belated) Santa jokes
7. Strike? <adult themes>
8. Top Ten Christmas Quotations
9. Renaming Californias Heritage <off. calif., cos; long>
10. New Years Resolutions

1. More Biblical Humor!!!
2. Thank God its Wednesday
3. Forty winks? <adult themes>
4. Tip for the mailman (mildly, if at all offensive)
5. Seasonal Medical Report {clean}
6. Height Of Laziness <not offensive>
7. Only from AOL: Dead visitors
8. Growing pains <adult subject>

1. Lirty Dies (Stirst Fory) (Mildly Offensive)
2. shortest man in the bible
3. Terms for the penis (vulgar)
4. Cultural diffs (some words may be offensive in some cultures)
5. Growing pains 2 <adult theme>
6. Take out food? <adult themes>
7. restroom use policy <inoffensive>

1. (Fwd) Technical service vs billing
2. Together again! <adult themes>
3. Political lexicon <American>
4. Predictions <celebrities, politicians>
5. OFFENSIVE WORD