The Humor List Postings for February 1996

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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1. Faith healer <off. to disabled>
2. Promo for Inside Edition
3. Alien date book (offensive to earthlings)
4. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
5. Airport Terminology
6. Canadian Flag Causes Stir (Fwd)
7. Frog talk <adult theme>
8. Meat
9. Lost & Found <adult themes>
10. B.O.F.H. #5 <Adult content, language>
11. <No subject given>
12. Train Games <not offensive>
13. Yogi

1. Ways To Cope With The Cold
2. Political Humor (offensive to Hillary and Chelsea)
3. Fun things to do in a mall (part 2 of 2)
4. Shopping spree. <adult themes>
5. Truth in Advertising <off. to the sensitive?>
6. Wedded Bliss (off. to Poles & Aggies)
7. True story

1. HumorList Traffic Report
2. Castles in the sky (poss. off. to writers, actors, & agents)
3. Have you fallen asleep in church?
4. Ala carte? <adult themes>
5. How to be a cool Asian<offensive to Asians>
6. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Your Spouse is Having an Affair on the Computer
7. More ways to cope with cold <some adult themes>

1. polar bear joke <contains the "f" word>
2. Clintons Pig <off. to Clinton Fans>
3. "Nothing Happened while I was away?!?!?"...
4. Grand Canyon? <adult themes>
5. Bill Gates Dies (poss. off. to software companies)
6. Pinky & The Brain (Off to Bill Gates)
7. What Cats Bring Home <some vulgar language>
8. Forbes joke (off. to the easily offended)
9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet - February 9, 1996
10. Stoopid Jokes part II <A Bit Crude>

1. Dry joke
2. Say "Aaaah!" <sexual content>
3. Blind Dates (Part 1)
4. toothy humor <might be offensive to hillfolk>
5. Dishes (adult humor)
6. Clean shave? <adult themes>
7. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
8. B.O.F.H. #6 <Mild Language>
9. First words <one bad word>
10. Magic Johnson and NBA
11. Sneezing German Virgin <off. to women>
12. More Thoughts on the Cold -- This Time from Texas
13. Well, it was a lot cheaper...
14. genital pun
15. Really Bad Joke <Not Offensive>

1. Standardizing language within the European Community
2. Bits from Letterman <adult theme>
3. Slightly Surreal Riddle <sick>
4. Lil Johnny <Off to Hindus, mildly suggestive>
5. Lil Johnny <f*** word>
6. Quotes part 23/88
7. Female anatomical language; offensive to judges, women, among others
8. Blind Dates (Part 2)
9. (Dedication) Thoughts on College
10. Who pays on the date <non-offensive>
11. more cold remedies (from Omaha Ne)
12. One day at a funeral procession...
13. Nuts to you! <adult themes>
14. Crude joke (contains talking sperm)
15. Bad timing
16. Snail and turtle
17. On the docket
18. Steve Forbes Catch Phrases <not offensive>

1. Misc Jokes (1/30)
2. SEX (rude)
3. South Pole. (fwd)
4. The customer is aways right
5. Man and Female Gorilla <sexual content, language>
6. One liners and "Books written" <risque, racist>
7. 25 Stress Reducing Thoughts
8. Telecommunications Act <not funny>
9. Have a nice trip!
10. Bear Bells...
11. Driving in Seattle: A visitors primer (fwd)
12. Particle Physics Spam
13. Three Worst Chinese Torture Tests
14. Short Joke <Offensive Language>
15. Workplace hazards
16. Im glad Im a woman (off. to men)

1. food (clean) pun
2. Misc Jokes (2/30)
3. Quotes 24/88
4. Is it a complete story ?
5. Stupid Quote of the Day!!
6. Prayer
7. Fishing Trip <clean>
8. B.O.F.H. #7 <Mild Language>
9. Hung jury? <adult themes>
10. Great .sig! (2)
11. lawyer funnies (possibly off. to stupid laywers)
12. Cleveland Browns
13. Car Accident (Off. to Catholics & Jews)
14. Re: Great .sig!
15. Letter to the Owner

1. The Bohemians
2. Misc Jokes (3/30)
3. What was that about a bear <gross, language, off. to bears and rabbits>
4. April fool! <adult themes>
5. In The News - Involves American politics, Elvis, Lisa Marie Presley
6. Offensive to Newt Gingrich (If he is a sensitive person)
7. riddle
8. just a regular joke
9. Things I hope to get for valentines day

1. Misc Jokes (4/30)
2. In The News - May be off to aging Monkees, John Smith, women, cats
3. Whos the Boss...
4. Winter wonderland <some profanity>
5. Off The Wire
6. Breast Enlargement <vulgar language; off. to women>
7. The house auction <clean> and thank yous
8. On the docket (part 2)

1. Stevie Wonder <poss. offensive to the blind>
2. Quotes 25/88
3. Save the Whales (sexually suggestive)
4. Fireman <sexual>
5. The Complete Tan (adult theme)
6. Stupid Quote of the Day!!
7. High School
8. How cold is it?
9. How to rite good {non-offensive}
10. B.O.F.H. #8 <Mild Language>
11. All in the family <adult themes>
12. Land Ho!
13. Horse Riding
14. John DuPont <off. Post Office, DuPonts>
15. Getting married <adult theme>
16. Political correctness for sports team names <not off>
17. On the docket (part 3)
18. Fun at a nudist colony??????
19. Off The Wire
20. Snap judgements about men/women (mild off. language)

1. Misc Jokes (5/30)
2. King Solomon Joke
3. Dumb (but startlingly logical) diving joke
4. Quotes 26/88
5. Jean-Paul Sartres Cooking Diary
6. Cows <one mild swear word>
7. Fine creations in life... (Sexually offensive); Oldie but Goldie
8. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
9. Misc Jokes (6/30)
10. Driving: a follow-up to my posting.
11. References? <adult themes>
12. Bad Ads
13. Groaner (but true)
14. Spike Milligan joke <mod. risque>
15. Racial Joke (offensive)
16. Mildly Offensive Joke
17. B.O.F.H. #9 <Off. Language>
18. On the docket (part 4)
19. viking sex in literature <adult theme>

1. Religious Joke <off. to the religious, slow people>
2. South Africa
3. Misc Jokes (7/30)
4. If Microsoft Built Cars
5. Quotes 27/88
6. Womans work <offensive to women>
7. The Gambler
8. B.O.F.H. #10 <mild lang>
9. Mathematics and Valentines Day
10. Rabbi Bobbitt? <adult themes>
11. Pennsylvania comedy of errors
12. Omni Contest <clean>
13. File restoration application...
14. Excerpt from a diary of a cat
15. Short Joke <Off. to Russians and Jahovas Witness>
16. Mark Twains plan for improvement of English spelling
17. Dogs in bars???
18. On the docket (part 5 of 5)
19. Old Romantic? Joke For Valentines Day (VD), <Clean>
20. How to attend a meeting

1. Presidential Quotes
2. Sardarji Jokes < offensive to sikhs>
3. Misc Jokes (9/30)
4. automobile humor (not offensive)
5. Churchill story
6. DA BIG LIST
7. Judgement Day <Off to Religeous, Irish, Jewish, Greek>
8. Doctor Visit <off. language>
9. Liar,liar, pants on fire.
10. Childrens Opinions of Love....(Part 1)
11. Q & A (Offensive to men - maybe)
12. Quotes attributed to Prof. Noble...
13. getting the cure
14. Sunday driver?
15. Parades (Mildly offensive to Irish and Gays)
16. Restaurant joke
17. laws of household physics [clean]
18. Muddled Thoughts <Clean, But Muddy>
19. PMS "Ode to Mrs. Fields"

1. Misc Jokes (11/30)
2. Q & A - offensive to some men
3. Non-Sequitors anonymous
4. Childrens Opinions of Love....Part 2
5. Mommy Mommy <crude>
6. Size - offensive
7. possibly offensive to women golfers
8. In The News - Involves American politics, gross bodily functions,
9. Assorted Humor
10. Insane assylum <offensive words>
11. Two jokes: Little riske but probably non-offensive

1. Campus Laughter Monday
2. Assorted Humor
3. How to get through a paper
4. A Shakespear joke and Quotes part 29/88
5. Anagrams <includes references to American Politics>
6. Misc Jokes (12/30)
7. 12.00 Oclock case < offensive to sikhs >
8. An old joke at the election time
9. Q & A - may be offensive to men
10. The world according to Steven Wright
11. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!!!
12. Patent pending?
13. Fat free
14. A RADICAL NEW PROPOSAL FOR FINANCING THE CHURCH (2)
15. Cajun Comedy (off. to Cajuns)
16. Re: A RADICAL NEW PROPOSAL FOR FINANCING THE CHURCH
17. Re: Q & A - offensive to some men
18. Assorted Humor [pos offend drunks]
19. Frog <Maybe Off. to Engineers>
20. Interesting Licence plates

1. Off The Wire
2. Quotes part 30/88
3. Rest Room Policy
4. Q & A - May be offensive to men
5. Office terminology <bad language>
6. Easter knock-knock <non-offensive>
7. Movie Depiction of Computers {clean}
8. Beware of Resumania
9. Husband and wife finally hear the great news: They arent dead
10. Days of wine & roses? <some profanity>
11. Wedding night <suggestive, not offensive>
12. Q & A - May be offensive to women
13. Cross the Road Joke <Crude, Off. to perverts>
14. Misc Jokes (13/30)
15. Cure for PMS? <vulgar>
16. How to approach bad news
17. Heaven & Hell (off. to Europeans)

1. Comparison < Suggestive >
2. Language Guide (poss. off. to WOMEN)
3. Misc Jokes (14/30)
4. Rolling stones & Scots
5. Offensive Humor (Sexual Content)
6. Short Joke <off to white males>
7. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
8. The Year of the Rat
9. Religious Joke <off. to the religious, slow people>
10. Jaws?
11. Airline Antics (off. to flight crews)
12. Mermaid <clean>
13. Bar Joke (sexual humor)
14. What Makes New Yorkers Tick
15. Mules <clean>
16. Why Email is better than sex
17. Alien Sex
18. 30 fun things to do while driving

1. Misc Jokes (15/30)...dedicated to LadyMidas@aol.com
2. Quotes 31/88
3. History (Part 1 of 2)
4. Humor (Offensive to women)
5. Experiments being performed on the space shuttle
6. Interesting Licence plates
7. "Cold Weather" humour (not offensive)
8. Various Jokes <off. to everyone>
9. Gods name (irreverent)
10. Wouldnt this make a good bumper sticker?
11. A real jerk? <adult themes>
12. The Great White Hope
13. The American Presidential Primary Race <political humor>
14. Limerick
15. Computers must be male (offensive to men)
16. Black Leaders (offensive to followers of Louis Farrakhan)
17. Reach out and touch someone ...

1. Calling "SHOTGUN"
2. Quotes 32/88
3. Twins
4. OXYMORONS <Not Offensive> (2)
5. Re: OXYMORONS <Not Offensive>
6. Funny chain letter/possible revenge
7. Spring Cleaning
8. Re: FUNNY CHAIN LETTER/REVENGE
9. Fit to drink?
10. What made Junior so happy?
11. Bible passages
12. Counterfeit errata, God, and a joke <offensive to the blind?>
13. racist jokes <offensive to blacks>
14. Bribes-to-Deliver Service
15. Golfing humor

1. In The News - Involves American politics, off to racists
2. Hot Tamales
3. American Dialect Society
4. Celibate? <adult themes>
5. Quotes 33/88
6. Blonde Joke <off. to Blondes>
7. Blonde Joke <off. to non-Blondes>
8. Xenobiologist Discovery

1. New Chemical Element Discovered
2. Total eclipse? <adult themes>
3. Tooter Tutor
4. public transport (not off.)
5. Signs your video project is going to suck

1. Off The Wire
2. At Midnight <rude>
3. Quotes 34/88
4. The Lay-off
5. Baby Bells Pushing "Internet Service Tax"
6. Clowning Around
7. St Peter <may be offensive>
8. New Barbie
9. Quotes for the week... <not off.>
10. Amish Joke <off. to Amish>
11. Stealing Kisses
12. Moo = I love you. <adult themes>
13. School Kid Joke <offensive to blacks>
14. Xmas Specials You Missed This Season
15. History (part 2 of 2)
16. Assorted Humor (clean)
17. An officer and a gentleman? {adult themes}
18. Men translations <offensive to men>
19. Corrections to articles posted here (WARNING: POS. OFFENSIVE)
20. Dear Landlord---
21. One about Pepito

1. Wayward baloon non offensive
2. Humor On The Road <coarse language>
3. Top Ten Stupidest Domain Names!
4. West Virginia <off. to West Virginians>
5. Quotes 35/88
6. The Insurance Salesman
7. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
8. Spring Cleaning
9. Humor Disclaimer <not off.>
10. Lincoln Revisited
11. College for black prostitutes
12. Washington Bullets
13. Political lightbulbs (fwd) Off. to republicans
14. Blonde Jokes <off. to Blondes>
15. A Nun Story <poss. off. to nuns, cab drivers>
16. Education Council Minutes - dissemination of useful information
17. Babys bib
18. Man & Giraffe <Bad Joke, Not Off.>
19. off to Japanese
20. off to Japanese (duplicate)
21. Wiped out? <adult themes>
22. A man walks into a bar. . . <graphic>
23. Chain Letter of St. Paul to the Corinthians

1. Luck <double meaning word>
2. Computer lab fun <not off.>
3. Office Prayer
4. Humor Disclaimer <not off.> (fwd)
5. Bubba and the Sheriff
6. Bart Simpson chalkboard punishment lines (non-off.)
7. Panda joke <sexual>
8. Earplugs >sexual<
9. Earplugs >sexual< (duplicate)
10. Guyness Test <may be offensive to men>
11. Deep penetration <adult themes>
12. The 9 lives of an Eel (sexual humor)
13. This can happen anywhere! <Offensive to self-indulging patients>
14. Top 10 things heard at the Bobbit Trial
15. More humor offensive to West Virginians
16. Gone Fishin (off. to Hillbillies)

1. Off The Wire
2. Computers and your life
3. Scientists of the Future
4. What is Marriage?
5. Kids quotes
6. Traveling salesman <adult themes>
7. six-shooters remedy <adult theme>
8. Ball Bet <crude,off to chase manhatten bankers>
9. Rednecks <off. to rednecks>
10. Eat your vegetables (sexual, contains the *f* word)
11. Two Time Loser
12. Jesus Christ the son

1. Al Davis and the Raiders
2. Quotes part 36/88
3. The Princesss Baby
4. Q & A - may be offensive to the gender challenged
5. No pain, no gain <adult themes>
6. Pat Buchanan
7. Golf <adult theme - suggestive>
8. Kid Science
9. Family problems
10. How to get Drunk for Under $5