The Humor List Postings for March 1996

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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1. Unofficial HumourDigest #004
2. AIDS reference (offensive to gays)
3. Q & A May be offensive to males
4. Revised Movie Titles
5. Shopping spree? <contains some profanity>
6. Excuses-- Excuses-- Excuses
7. Cinderella <biological/sexual innuendo>
8. Elections
9. Maybe Im not as hungry as I thought
10. Math & Computers

1. A little "fowl" humor
2. License plate frames
3. HUMOR List Traffic Report
4. Q & A May be offensive to men
5. The Bible
6. Its Perfectly Clear
7. Astroligical signs like youve never seen em <adult themes> 1/4
8. Easter <may offend the religiously inclined>
9. Inspired?
10. Revised Movie Titles (Cont)
11. Student humour <lewd and offensive to some>
12. In The News - Involves American politics, may also be off. to OJ,
13. Off The Wire
14. like a horse <adult themes>

1. Using your head! (slightly off color)
2. Stupid criminals (Non offensive)
3. The Five Toughest Questions Women Ask Men
4. Q & A offensive - adult themes
5. The Bible
6. Happy Casmir Polaski Day!
7. Talking Dogs <Adult Themes>
8. Hard Times (Sexual - Offensive)
9. Sperm bank joke <crude>
10. Interrogation Humor <not really offensive>
11. PMS victim? <adult themes>
12. Jerk in the Box (sexual)
13. Dead, Loveable "Fat Guys"
14. Conservatives and Liberals
15. Personal Ads (not offensive-sorry)
16. Oral Sex - adult theme

1. Aspirin
2. Old couple <maybe vulgar, but not>
3. The Sticky Door
4. If Dr. Seuss Had a Spelling Checker
5. Test...
6. Adam and Eve
7. Lemonade? <adult themes>
8. In the family way <adult theme>
9. Entrance Exam <offensive to dumb jocks>
10. Bali holiday
11. Redneck joke <poss. offensive to rednecks>
12. Revised movie list (cont)
13. No Ears

1. Supermans weakness
2. Sardarjee joke < offensive to sikhs >
3. Astrological signs like youve never seen em <adult themes> 2/4
4. A Beatitude
5. You might be a redneck if... (offensive to rednecks)
6. The Brothel
7. Gravity
8. Tastefull? or Tasteless? <adult-sexual>
9. What i did on my summer vacation...
10. Things Observed & Heard (not Offensive)
11. This old mainframe...
12. Food for thought
13. The Law as it should be
14. Fruitcake <clean>
15. Revised movie list (cont)
16. Time off for good behavior? <adult themes>
17. Proposition <profanity>
18. Autopsy results are finally in (non offensive)
19. Unlikely campaign promises
20. The Gift (adult theme)
21. Parrot Joke

1. Snow White
2. Astrological signs like youve never seen em <adult themes> 3/4
3. Lawyers questions (Pt. 1) <poss. offensive to lawyers>
4. Running vs. Sex
5. Funny Definitions about People [not offensive]
6. The Honeymooners <adult-sexual>
7. Quick study? <adult themes>
8. Bussing tables [a true life story]
9. Redneck < may be offensive to (literate) rednecks>
10. The Rules -- A Cats Primer (1 of 2)
11. Gay joke (off to gays)
12. Parody of "Mercedes Benz"
13. Revised movie titles
14. Blonde Joke <crude>
15. Noahs blunder

1. Voodoo Dick (May be offensive)
2. Doing a job...<off to men and women>
3. Lunch <sexual>
4. Soccer jokes Part I
5. Dental Hygiene
6. Astrological signs like youve never seen em <adult themes> 4/4
7. Various Jokes
8. 1st 1/2 off to women/ 2nd 1/2 off to men
9. Good Luck Omens?
10. Blonde Joke <off. to blondes>
11. Assorted humor [not offensive]
12. Adam & Eve <politically incorrect in some circles>
13. Ride em cowboy! <adult themes>
14. Poopie List <mildly off. lang-gross>
15. Nuns <offensive to nuns>
16. Revised movie titles (cont)

1. What doesnt belong? (offensive)
2. Friends Game (not offensive)
3. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (Pt. 1 of 3)
4. Soccer jokes Part II
5. Church Bulletin Bloopers
6. The birth of a candy bar <semi-adult>
7. Mixed bag <adult themes>
8. In The News, involves American politics, may also offend:
9. Presidential Candidates (offensive to Liberals & Conservatives, but no bad language)
10. Homers Beer Song
11. Ann Landers "How to Preserve a Husband."
12. Lawyer jokes (pt. 2) <poss. offensive to lawyers>
13. Bundy responses <off. to none>
14. Revised movie titles (cont)

1. Regress with me! Part I
2. Undocumented Win95 Error Codes
3. Another light bulb?
4. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (Pt. 2 of 3)
5. Erma Bombecks Warning
6. Reasons Im glad its winter
7. Interfaces <computer humor>
8. Cured at last? <off. to gays>
9. Revised movie titles (cont)
10. Assorted Humor Plus... Taxes
11. Wet cigarettes (mild sexual reference)

1. The Nike Penis (fwd)
2. Lawyer Joke
3. Misc Jokes (16/30)
4. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (pt 3 of 3)
5. A strange tattoo! <off. to gay?>
6. Barbies Wed Like To See <adult theames>
7. Wonder Dog
8. Bartlettes Candidates <clean>
9. Peeing <off. to urinary challenged>
10. Old Humor (ca. 1940s)
11. Letters Of Recommendations For Employees [Off see first line]
12. Regress with me! Part II

1. Mixed bag <adult themes>
2. How to make a little extra spending money <adult theme>
3. Be Your Own Boss!!
4. The Newlyweds (sex theme)

1. Quotes part 37/88
2. Microsoft joke <off. to Bill Gates>
3. Quote From Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Hunting <the "S" word>
5. The Diet
6. Various (off to lawyers, alabama coeds, cathlics)
7. The Rules -- A Cats Primer (2 of 2)
8. Mixed bag <adult themes>
9. Paint Poetry
10. Animal Humor (sexually suggestive)
11. Assorted Humor (Not Offensive)
12. Satire: sarcastic humor
13. No parking zone <some profanity>
14. Beethovens Death... a New Perspective

1. Misc Jokes (17/30)
2. Too Long on the Computer
3. Genie <offensive to Catholics>
4. Kowalskis dead! <pos.off.>
5. Bargain Prices
6. Misc Jokes (18/30)
7. Michael Jackson <off. to Michael Jackson & fans>
8. Mixed bag <adult themes>
9. Children, pull out your chickens <Offensive to religious>
10. Baby jokes (sick)
11. Top 10 Worst Cartoon Characters
12. Riddles: Part 1 of 2
13. Theres a right way and theres a wrong way
14. A story
15. Have we met before? (almost clean)
16. At a diner <not offensive>
17. Phone Service for Mental Hospital
18. Mailmen jokes <offensive to mailmen and lonely housewives>

1. Misc Jokes (18.5/30)
2. A joke and quotes part 38
3. Last Request
4. The Friendly Bartender
5. Will Rogers Never Said-1 <Not off>
6. The Friendly Skies
7. 30 fun things to do in an elevator
8. Baby jokes (sick)
9. Harry and Louise Revisited < political satire >
10. Ambition
11. Olie and Lena joke <adult theme>
12. Good news and Bad news.... <off. to Hitler & OJ>
13. Riddles: Part 2 of 2
14. Beware the confirmation bias!!
15. Dog lovers? <May be offensive to gays, animal lovers>
16. From the ET

1. DC humor
2. Misc Jokes (19/30)
3. Celebrity Tattoo <adult, offensive to women>
4. A joke and quotes part 39
5. Dark Sucker
6. Getting Nowhere
7. Life Got You Down? (kinda sick... be warned)
8. It Was a Bad Day
9. Glenblane Shootings (tasteless)
10. May be offensive to blacks
11. Worst Analogies (taken from High School papers)
12. Rogers Never Said-2 <Not off.>
13. Old Blonde jokes <Offensive to Blondes>
14. Assorted Humor: The Return of the Laugh
15. You must wait for the Ides

1. One of my Favorite Little Johnnys
2. Bumper sticker
3. Misc Jokes (20/30)
4. Quotes part 40
5. Secret of Success
6. Work/Days off
7. Apartment for Rent
8. Life
9. Q & A (inane, not offensive)
10. Signoff Humor

1. Will Windows 95 Live Long and Phospher?
2. Star Trek Dialogue (Sexually Explicit)

1. In The News - American politics, may be off to: Muslims, more
2. Misc Jokes (21/30)
3. Those Golden Years
4. Rogers Never Said <not off.>
5. Homers Beer Song
6. Assorted Humor - The Sequel Part XVII
7. Bar scenes (mildly offensive)
8. Census <offensive to Mexicans>
9. More DC humor
10. Bus Joke <may be offensive to Italians>

1. Misc Jokes (22/30)
2. Quotes part 41
3. Various Jokes
4. Spilled Gas
5. Top 10 reasons compilers must be female
6. Bubbas Weakness
7. Rogers Never Said-4 <Not off>
8. Real Captions <off to women>
9. Engineers vs. Scientists
10. Possibly Offensive to Muslims
11. If you dont believe me...
12. Hed sell his own mother
13. Ancient Artifacts on the Moon
14. The Parable of the Frustrated Office-worker
15. Assorted "racy" jokes <adult themes>
16. Assorted humor "need I say more?"
17. Stoned Love <language, sexual refs.>
18. Satiric aphorisms and satire research materials
19. The Fire

1. Some US Sex Laws {poss. mildly offensive}
2. For My Baby
3. Four Rabbis (fwd)
4. Various
5. Gay humor (adult; offensive to Gays)
6. Language barrier? <Poss. offensive to Norwegians>
7. Erotic Bloopers {strong sex content}
8. Bubbas Decision
9. Blood test
10. UFOs and You!
11. What do you call? <poss. off. to the handicapped>
12. More "What do you call?" <poss. off. to the handicappe
13. Getting Any? <sexual content>
14. Buffalo Wings (not offensive)
15. Two New Elements
16. The fireman, the physicist, and the mathematician
17. Standard disclaimer
18. Assorted Humor The continuation
19. There are multiple ways
20. The five levels of drinking
21. Hitler (May be Offensive to Nazis)
22. College News

1. The three Chinese torture tests <adult themes>
2. Ways to tell you have spring fever

1. Misc Jokes (23/30)
2. Bricks
3. Not PC to the Irish
4. Women-A Definition
5. Use it or lose it <adult themes>
6. Offensive to women
7. Q & A (risque, adult humor)
8. The Suffering Husband
9. Warren Buffett wisdom
10. Rick Reynolds humor {off. to catholics & anti-abortionists)
11. A Letter From God
12. What Nerve... (off to poor singers and pastors)
13. Definition of "Mistress"
14. How many.....?(off. to women and feminists)
15. Summaries of Accidents
16. Alligator
17. Offensive to lesbians
18. My Re: to 14 Sexual Laws <hopefully not Off. to Oklahomians>
19. Henhouse Humor. (slightly risque)
20. A Texan and an Israeli....
21. Camping with the wives <language>

1. What Am I? <may be offensive>
2. Tram Travel <adult themes>
3. Misc JokeS (23.5/30)
4. Quotes part 42
5. If God Were a Programmer
6. Beans
7. Bubba and Hoss Go Fishing
8. "Confucius Say... " <some bad language>
9. Quayle Quotes! (humor-not offensive)
10. Q & A (risque)
11. Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
12. Rules of Golf
13. Daily Exercise for the NonAthletic
14. Nuns <adult themes, off to nuns, midgets>

1. Rules of Bedroom Golf (adult content)
2. Misc Jokes (24/30)
3. One (and 2) liners....
4. Starship Redneck
5. Q & A (adult humor)
6. Why Ask Why
7. Confucius say <vulgar>
8. Rating Women (Offensive to women suggestive, language)
9. Bubbas Solution
10. Naming it <offensive>
11. Woman Joke <Off to women, cement and tile layers>
12. Religions of the World <Religiously offensive> (to those with no sense of humor)
13. Aaah Progress...
14. Roster of Failed Enterprises
15. Cosmonaut, schmosmonaut, just do the windows, please

1. Misc Jokes (25/30)
2. Engineer humor (loosely offensive to engineers)
3. Bubbas Advice
4. Assortative Mating <ethnic, mild sexual>
5. Q & A (adult humor)
6. Will Rogers Never Said-5 <not off.>
7. Misc. jokes <Off. to military people Republicans and people with alziemers>
8. The innocence of youth.. {non-offensive}
9. Crazy friend
10. The Gastronomical Beans Story <off to noses!>
11. $20 <Non Off.>

1. The Bagger May be offensive to Japanese, women and/or 16 year old kids
2. Nudist colony (risque)
3. First Prize <Clean>
4. Quotes 43 of 88
5. Nicknames
6. Misc Jokes (26/30)
7. Ordering Pizza 01/03
8. Old College Joke
9. chocolate sex <off to candy bar mfgrs>
10. Customer Service (1/5)
11. "As Months Go By"
12. Snails <adult themes, poss offensive to women,>

1. Ray Charles story
2. Misc Jokes (27/30)
3. Recipe for "Bed Cake" <Rated, Tasteless>
4. Quotes part 1 of 2 (44 of 88 Ha!)
5. Explosives (not offensive)
6. Old mans sex life
7. The Elephant and the Turtle
8. Customer Service (2/5)
9. Childhood memories
10. Condom Warnings... possibly offensive
11. Chinese Food Menu (may be offensive to Orientals)
12. Movie humor
13. Some Q & A about babies...
14. Religious Joke <off to Jews, Catholics>
15. Lifes Little Wonders (amazingly clean)
16. Whose Happy?
17. Will Rogers Never Said --7 <Not off>
18. Ordering Pizza 02/03
19. Burial of a Rich Man [not offensive to any living person]

1. "Nutty" humor
2. Misc Jokes (28.5/30)
3. Quotes part 45
4. John and Joe Jones
5. Q & A (adult humor)
6. Dog Problems
7. Seuss tech manual
8. Customer Service (3/5)
9. Nixon Sighted
10. The facts of life
11. Guidelines for a terrible talk
12. Intoxication -- Poems
13. Pierre the French fighter pilot <adult themes>
14. Ordering Pizza 03/03

1. The "Bear" essentials
2. Misc Jokes (28/30)
3. Infidelity
4. Moms Letter to her son..
5. Q & A (adult humor)
6. Hidden Message
7. A "Bear" essentials variant
8. Administrivia
9. Official travel policy
10. A New Place <not so bad>
11. Girlfriend report
12. The Pet Alligator (adult theme)
13. Customer Service (4/5)
14. Mr. Richards Neighborhood <Offensive to Mr. Rodgers Fans>
15. Nixon Sighted in Bundt Cake
16. Fooling people
17. Life on the Ranch. (the "f" word).
18. Absolutely positively rediculous host names <computer humor>
19. Texan
20. Grad School and Hell
21. Marriage and other related comedy
22. Shakespeares Plays (Suggestive)

1. The Boss (minimal language/the "a" word)
2. Misc Jokes (29/30)
3. Misc jokes <adult themes>
4. A kids riddle
5. The Burrocrat (Warning! May be offensive to burros)
6. Quotes part 46
7. Top 10 Ways America would be Different with Bill Gates as President
8. Love beetles..true story
9. Howd you spell that again?
10. The Commercial Penis List (1/3) <Adult>
11. Job Recommendations for that fired employee...
12. Instructions <not offensive>
13. Rodney Dangerfield... Part 1
14. Will Rogers Never Said-8 <Not Off>
15. Nixon Sighted at Supermarket
16. Stupid Names For A Baby <poss. off. to people with similar names>
17. Missing bicycle (off. to clergy)
18. Smile...
19. Mad Cow Disease
20. Bubba as Carpenter
21. Customer Service... the final episode!!

1. Political joke non-offensive
2. Screwdriver
3. Telling Jokes
4. Bubbas Sex Problem
5. Letter from the Smithsonian <non-offensive>
6. Roy Rogers
7. An Oscar Moment - quotes from the Oscar Awards. Mild, TV rated.
8. The Doctors Exam

1. Several Jokes <possibly offensive to the religious>
2. Answering Machine Messages Part 1/7
3. Divorce <inoffensive>
4. Wanted: Manager Trainees
5. A Pullman anecdote
6. Procrastination
7. Faceoff <offensive to Canadians? hope not>
8. A Letter From Home
9. Sore loser <off. to bible students>
10. Sliced Bread
11. The Software Engineering Approach
12. American Political Realities <off. to Pat Buchanan Fans>

1. Quick joke
2. Lunch break <off to businessmen and gays>
3. Computer takeover
4. The Report Card
5. Political <off. to Dole fans>
6. Joke Variety - not offensive
7. In The News - Involves American and California politics, more
8. Monk Chant
9. Bubba Goes Shopping
10. In the paper (inoffensive)
11. Rodney Dangerfield .... Part 1
12. Commercial Penis List (3/3) <adult>
13. Graduate Student Humor
14. Elementary, My Dear Watson
15. Gobbledygook <incomprehensible>
16. Excuses for not coming to work
17. April Fools Day
18. A $ubtle Letter from the Prodigal $on
19. This page left blank...
20. Reds opening game <sick humor>
21. Barney Math Problem
22. The Internet
23. 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
24. Misc jokes <off language, adult themes>
25. Sanitized for your protection