The Humor List Postings for June 1996

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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1. Top Ten Signs You Bought The Wrong Computer
2. Quotes part 71
3. scriptural worse
4. possibly offensive to women/Native Americans
5. Cross breeding<Off. to lawyers, rats, & mice>
6. Law on the March
7. Test of Intelligence [off for med school students]
8. Ill Try Anything Once (Scatological reference)
9. Ladies Changing room (off. to the overweight)
10. Awful Pun <for nerds only>
11. your cat

1. Old Swifties
2. assorted HUMOR
3. HUMOR List Traffic Report
4. The Official Sex Quiz (offensive language to some)
5. Talk About Bad Luck!
6. Appples (offensive)
7. A dry joke
8. Cannibals
9. Quotes aprt 72
10. CLINTON JOKE (offensive to Clinton supporters)
11. Humor: Road Building
12. Give up smoking?.....(possible moral offense)...
13. Law on the March
14. Giraffe hunting <offensive to Newt>
15. Robin Hood?
16. Computer engineer/computer geek...[poss off. to engineers/computer geeks]
17. Balanced diet? <off. Irish>
18. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 1 of 6
19. Assorted HUMOR
20. Appearances Are So Important
21. Muso joke (inoffensive, but many may not get it)

1. nuns trying the outside world <suggestive>
2. One of Fulghums Funnies [Clean]

1. Light relief
2. Aplication to be ill <off. to loafers>

1. Doomed from the start <adult themes, language>
2. Close encounters.
3. Q&A<adult themes>
4. FWD: Marriage Humor (from the Cornell humor list)
5. Humor: Ford Slogans
6. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 2 of 6
7. Newly Married (sexual theme)
8. Drug bust? <adult themes>
9. Which is the better deal? <not offensive>
10. stupid jokes(not off.)
11. Old Man Murphy
12. Revenge of the Exam Proctor...
13. The Judge
14. assotred humor
15. Computer Humor [I think!] (Clean)
16. off to gays/one vulgarity
17. billboard advertisement <suggestive/sexual>

1. Irish joke <could be off.to Irish>
2. Doctor Joke
3. sex humor <none offensive>
4. which hooker
5. May be offensive to some!!!
6. Differences in the sciences <non-offensive>
7. Humor: Gene Splitting
8. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 3 of 6
9. Energy Bunny Dies <mildly offensive>
10. Light my fire <adult themes>
11. Law on the March
12. An Unlikely Hero (Offensive to Lawyers)
13. Is Your Computer A Protestant Or A Catholic?
14. some signs seen around in India
15. Swiftie
16. assorted humor (a collection)
17. A Greek Tragedy <may offend archeoligists>
18. truck driver (offensive to some)
19. Humorous e-mail signatures <off. Christians>
20. In The News - Silly American politics and more...
21. Story from Uncle John
22. A invitation
23. More Tom Swifties

1. More Tom Swifties
2. The same move <ADULT THEME>
3. raising snakes
4. Man in the restaurant <Clean joke>
5. Offensive only to sneaky cops
6. Humor: Eunuchs
7. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 4 of 6
8. Seminar for Males <offensive to males>
9. Law on the March
10. none <possible offensive to Buddhists>
11. Sven and Ole Go Shopping
12. Statisticians (not offensive)
13. Computers (non-off)
14. Delightful daughters? <adult themes>
15. Toy Story (offensive to Disneyphiles)
16. FW: Questions about India <long, off to India-ignoramuses>
17. Top Ten list <off. to Clintons>
18. Indian nards <possibly offensive to Native Americans>
19. Money Isnt Everything
20. Story from My Uncle John

1. Born Republican? (offensive to homophobic Republicans)
2. Quotes part 73
3. Sixth Commandment (fwd)
4. Call me a doctor: CPR in Action
5. Humor: Taxula <off. to Clinton Fans>
6. Seminar for Women <offensive to women>
7. Races <Clean joke>
8. Law on the March
9. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 5 of 6
10. Clinton and Dole Poll.
11. MGB Blues?
12. Nun dies <off to Cath>
13. Stories from My Uncle John
14. The Art of the Limerick <Sexually explicit--possibly offensive to Mothers>
15. Money Isnt Everything
16. memory loss <poss. off. to elderly>
17. In The News - American politics, Di, health care
18. tried once

1. The Art of the Limerick <Bodily functions--extremely offensive to some>
2. Do It Yourself Project
3. Law on the March
4. Sluggo Press Release
5. medical checkup <slightly gross>
6. Stories from My Uncle John

1. Whoops!
2. What is your opinion of the meat shortage?
3. The Art of the Limerick <Sexually explicit language--possibly offensive to Religious>
4. Law on the March
5. Stories from My Uncle John
6. Im sure glad that Bill Clinton is protecting my medicare
7. assorted humor
8. A bust in the mouth! <adult themes>
9. Sluggo Press Release
10. Quotes
11. Doctor visit; memory loss redux <poss. off. to incompetent physicians, the elderly>
12. Dumb Criminals <offensive to dumb criminals only, I think>
13. Costume Party <profanity>

1. Quotes part 74
2. Guinness <adult theme>
3. Slobovian cat <offensive to Slobovians>
4. The Art of the Limerick <Sexually graphic and offensive language>
5. To all employees
6. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 6 of 6
7. Humor: Little Known Facts
8. Chivalry is Not Dead (offensive to women with...well, youll have to read the joke)
9. Quick bash at Pam...
10. Ballad of John Bobbit <offensive to Bobbit>
11. Limericks (clean)
12. Law on the March
13. The Magic Stocking
14. Life sucks! <off. to gays>
15. If Microsoft was HQed in South Georgia
16. Lesbian Dinosaur [offensive to lesbians]
17. assorted humor
18. Blind man and dog
19. Religious types in Heaven (offensive to right to lifers)
20. Translations... <non-offensive S-word once>

1. Quotes part 75
2. riddle
3. Humor: Adventures of Polly Nomial <suggestive>
4. Toilet Humour?
5. Law on the March
6. a new version of the serenity prayer <off. religious?>
7. How to Dodge Religious Solicitors (fwd)
8. Teenagers (offensive to teenagers)
9. FACTS ABOUT MEN pt 1 of 2 If you are man enough, its funny.
10. Gay visits doctor <offensive to Gays>
11. Dont slam the lid! <adult themes>
12. Three little jokes...

1. Humor: The Preachers Visit
2. Machine Service <non offensive>
3. Law on the March
4. Doctor Visit....penis talk (offensive to small guys!?)
5. Getting a kick outta life (suggestive)
6. Another tech support story...(offensive to certain users)...
7. Looking for a snappy insult?
8. Lepper Jokes <Sick>
9. more limericks <adult>
10. Getting a kick outta life
11. old bacon
12. domestic chores (fwd) <suggestive>
13. I wish all the ladies..(adult themes)
14. FACTS ABOUT MEN Pt 2 of 2
15. Facts about Women <offensive>
16. philosophy

1. A dry joke
2. Brussel sprouts <adult theme>
3. Another Preachers Visit
4. Humor: Windows Bashing <off. to people who like windows>
5. Law on the March
6. news (?) convent closing
7. No butts about it <adult themes>
8. more dumb criminals
9. Notice of Increased Tax Payments (may offend men)
10. Why I cant make it to work today..
11. What you SHOULDNT say in a Victoria Secret store <adult>
12. Some kiddie humor
13. Soaring with eagles {Language}
14. Chaplains Thought <Macabre>
15. Another British-aristocracy limerick
16. Tried once

1. Reply to: Notice of Increased Tax Payments
2. Little Johnny <adult themes>
3. Flame Form Letter (off to newbies) 1/2
4. Married(may offend men) and Bill Clinton (may offend Clinton & Arkansasians)
5. Law on the March
6. Humor: Clinton Statue Committee <off. to Clinton Supporters>
7. Secrets to Success
8. Democrats and Republicans <poss. offensive>
9. Dennis Miller on Animal Rights<language, adult themes>
10. Stories from National Parks <off. to stupid people>
11. Switch-hitter? <off. to gays>
12. Academic Folklore <11-letter sexual term>
13. O.J. and Pee Wee (sexual)
14. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 1 of 6

1. Law on the March
2. Brand Name Condoms
3. Legal Humour
4. Whats in a Name?
5. Flame Form Letter (off to newbies) 1/2

1. Joke Avertisment <not offensive>
2. Jesus Second chance (possibly offensive to Christians)
3. Law on the March
4. wedding
5. Diet
6. Assorted Humor
7. Humid recital stirs Bangkok
8. Witch joke <Adult theme, but stupid>
9. Wanted an A+ <adult themes>

1. Riddle (off. to gays)
2. good news / bad news < may offend Clinton lovers>
3. Tasteless Joke <off. to lepers>
4. Law on the March
5. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 2 of 6
6. last things..man..say <adult themes, language, may off. men>1of2
7. Plane humor
8. Humor: Cake Baking
9. Engine Repair Price List
10. What size bra? <adult themes>
11. Ole and Lena <may be offensive to Norwegians>
12. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
13. MVS or VMS? <apologies to Shakespeare>
14. Tampons--(adult oriented)
15. a few short dumb criminal jokes
16. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! (2)

1. The 10 DOS Commandments
2. Best you turn
3. More Limericks (adult themes)
4. Top 10
5. The Psychiatric Hotline
6. Humor: Excuses For Missing Work
7. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 3 of 6
8. DUCM?
9. last things...woman...say <adult themes, may off. women>2of2
10. Dennis Miller on Education <language>
11. Computer and men (Off to men)
12. a Travelling Salesman <vaguely scatological>
13. Morge Humor <non-offensive>
14. Wedding and Marriage Humor (non-offensive)
15. Salesman in Mexico (S-word)
16. Horoscope (may offend everyone)
17. The fish (offensive? . . . Doubt it)
18. Can you say "duh"? <poss. offensive to stupid people>

1. Quest for peace
2. DUCM?
3. Humor: Black Eye
4. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 4 of 6
5. Law on the March
6. Clues for the Clueless
7. Can you say "duh"? <poss.offensive to stupid people>
8. Dennis Miller on Infomercials <language, adult themes>
9. Sexist joke. (off. women).
10. Tech Support Joke...
11. Mechanics prices
12. Profit & Loss statement? <off. to gays>
13. How to deal with the Freemen
14. driving test
15. smoking (may offend smokers)
16. considerate "Dumb Criminals"
17. men and sex (rude but not offensive)
18. Family Humor <non-off>

1. nuns
2. How Guys Pick Their Clothes
3. Humor: Sex Man Page for Eunuchs <suggestive>
4. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 5 of 6
5. Law on the March
6. Can you say "duh"? <poss. offensive to stupid people>
7. Political humor <possibly off to GOP, Dole, or Clinton fans>
8. How to be annoying (part 1)
9. Sleeping sickness?
10. What conservatives believe? (Beware Southerners & Republicans)
11. Dennis Miller on Cosmetic Surgery<language>
12. More Ways to be Irritating

1. Computer related quotes
2. Reasons I came to work late
3. green ball

1. Multiple Kisses.
2. The Top 17 Signs Youve Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic
3. Humor: RULES for DEPRESSION
4. Cultural Differences (not offensive)
5. Halloween party (mild adult theme)
6. Law on the March
7. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 6 of 6
8. Economist Joke
9. Quotes part 76
10. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handy
11. Stupid Questions <not offensive>
12. top five <poss. offensive to russians>
13. Gays in a car (off. to gays)
14. Troubling Thoughts
15. Law as it Should Be...
16. Dennis Miller on Sports<language>
17. Troubling Thoughts
18. Job hunting (offensive to postal types)
19. hidden meanings in names
20. Diamonds can also be a guys best friend...(sexual innuendo)...

1. In The News - American Politics, sexual references
2. review humor
3. Happily Married???
4. Mouse Balls
5. Cool Things About a Car that goes Faster than the Speed of Light
6. Humorous student answers
7. floods....pros/cons

1. Backpacking <offensive to Slobovians>
2. Law on the March
3. Above the Law?
4. Military censorship? Moral leadership, maybe.
5. Unlucky number? <adult themes>
6. Changing Professions
7. A clean but "dumb" Marx joke
8. The Caveman Song <clean>

1. Bubba at the Beach < may offend those with sensibility>
2. Law on the March
3. Humor: Fun Things for Professors to Do
4. for the environmentalists
5. computer sales/support survivor <offensive to certain users>
6. Night shift? <off. to blondes>
7. Uses for a business card
8. Off for Englishmen and Kaffirs
9. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handy
10. Church Bulletin Humor
11. Joke-Clean:
12. Doctor doctor! <adult themes>
13. Snigglets (fwd)
14. Joke-Clean:Dog joke <poss offense to dog lovers>
15. A clean but "dumb" Marx joke

1. Last confession
2. A Couple of :> ) (off. to Smurfs & Nuns)
3. Humor: Addicted to the net
4. Pirate joke. (Not too offensive)
5. Useless Inventions - Part 1 of 2
6. Law on the March
7. Harpo strikes again!
8. Surprise! <off. to hunters>
9. Party of Hypocrisy (part 1)<Am political humor>
10. Humour slips of the tounge
11. Problem Solving
12. Another Van der Merwe [Off to kaffirs]

1. <offensive - political>25 Ways to Piss off Campus Leftists
2. Quotes part 77
3. Useless Inventions - Part 2 of 2
4. opening time at a small clothing shop
5. Another RSA joke [off to Kaffirs]
6. Humor: Two Baseball Stories
7. Daily Prayer
8. Owed Two The Spelling Checker
9. Iowa History
10. whats the difference between... [political humour]
11. Expansions of some countries (Bad Language and offensive)
12. The ShipWreck
13. Q&A [off. women]
14. My drunk uncle.
15. Instructions for DC tourists <poss. off. to stupid tourists>
16. Final Grades
17. Joke (may be offensive to city officials and or construction people)

1. <No subject given>
2. Arrest <off. to white bigots and South Africans>
3. More RSA Jokes [off. to Kaffirs]
4. Perils of Translating from One Language to Another
5. Humor: Drinking Problem
6. Blanche Bickersons Driving Lesson, pt 1 of 5
7. Midgets <midgets, sexual>
8. Blonde joke revisited <off. to blondes>
9. Are you shia you dont know whats going on?
10. Party of Hypocrisy (part 2) <Am political satire>
11. The honeymoon.
12. Dandruff <sexual>
13. Assorted Humor
14. Southern Talk (may be offensive to native southerners)
15. Fly-Flee-Flew
16. Payment Due

1. Senator Klunk <political>
2. US West Quotes <off. to US West employees?>
3. Political humor <off to turkish voters, including me>
4. Fwd: More Expansions (Bad Language)
5. Darwin Award <worth reading>
6. Time and Space--Definitions
7. Humor: The Goddess Kali
8. Blanche Bickersons Driving Lesson, pt 2 of 5
9. Law on the March
10. Law on the March
11. One wish: Offen. to humorless jews, blacks and rednecks...
12. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handey
13. Sexual Puns (Risque)
14. Rest in pieces <adult themes>
15. Fishing in a Fishure (Lots of "F" words) :>)
16. helen keller <off to deaf,dumb,and blind>
17. Radio station <off to women>
18. In The News - American & Russian politics, more
19. The Accident
20. joke

1. Another Van der Merwe [could be offensive to Texans]
2. anecdote:In Hurry
3. King Of The Jungle
4. From the July _Readers Digest_
5. Girl from St. Paul (suggestive)
6. Bob Dole visits senior citizens
7. Talking garments
8. Boy hears bad word <contains 1 1/2 "dirty" words>
9. Clothes make the man? <adult themes>
10. Womenview : Mildly offensive to men.
11. N.Y Man Holds Chickens Hostage
12. assorted Humor

1. math quiz
2. Another Miserable Pun!
3. What Will They Say About Me
4. Some Words can give you power
5. Sexually suggestive - no bad words
6. assorted humor
7. Old folks poem (slightly off-color)
8. HUMOR: taxidermy (slightly naughty)