The Humor List Postings for July 1996

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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1. Humor: AMUSING IRRELEVANT FACTS
2. Blanche Bickersons Driving Lesson, pt 3 of 5
3. Law on the March
4. Olympic Torch Route
5. Hokey-pokey
6. Javelin catcher? <off. to Zulu warriors>
7. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handey
8. Law on the March
9. Nudist Camp (slightly offensive)
10. Fw: Real life stories
11. A Tale of 2s
12. Why did the...cross the...jokes<Off. to Kavorkian>
13. Why?? <Ethnic...offensive to Negros>

1. Blanche Bickersons Driving Lesson, pt 4 of 5
2. Humor: Driving in Heaven
3. Law on the March
4. Olympic Torch Route <non offensive>
5. Hell
6. The Parrot
7. Twain-isms
8. Hamburgers
9. Another Crash <Polish Joke-mildly offensive>
10. <No subject given>

1. This is colorful <off. to the racially sensitive>
2. A Personal Ad
3. Swimming lessons <Off. to water creatures>
4. Law on the March
5. Owls
6. Blanche Bickersons Driving Lesson, pt 5 of 5
7. A good one liner reply
8. Church Poking
9. Clinton joke. (You know whos offended)
10. The Party of Hypocrisy <American political satire>
11. Twain-isms
12. Van der Merwes Motel--maybe off. to Afrikaners

1. If Operating System were Beers
2. Running wild <The "F" word>
3. Law on the March
4. Van der Merwe again--Maybe off. to Afrikaners
5. Theological Rumors <off to Christians>
6. Old lady joke
7. Rubbers & blouses <sexual, mild profanity>
8. How sweet it is! <adult themes>
9. Twain-isms
10. Fourth of July stupid question

1. Alter boys
2. Blind Date
3. Two Horrid Puns <clean>
4. Stupid Fireworks Question
5. Golf Joke (Religious)
6. Republican slaughter <political>
7. Stupid Fireworks Question II
8. ASSORTED HUMOR
9. Twain-isms
10. Part 1 of 12 "The Specialist"
11. In The News - Includes one bad pun

1. Joke: weavers <poss.off to weavers)
2. The Mammogram
3. differences
4. Dr. Seuss lesser know books <Adult themes, Vulgar language>
5. Wizard of Oz Outtakes <offensive, sexually suggestive>
6. Twain-isms
7. JAP <off. to Jews>
8. HUMOR: Theatre and Bird puns

1. the forgetful judge (not offensive)
2. Law on the March
3. fruitful kingdome <adult>
4. One-liner (Clean)
5. Ethnic Humor--off. to Japanese & MDs
6. HUMOR List Traffic Report
7. Batteries needed (crude)
8. Part 2 of 12, "The Specialist"
9. Help Wanted (believe it)
10. General Sherman
11. From an old Readers Digest.
12. The grafite shaft <off. to golfers>
13. The Heavenly Marriage (Poss. offensive to Ministers and Lawyers)

1. The Heavenly Marriage (Poss. offensive to Ministers and Lawyers)
2. mildly suggestive
3. Law on the March
4. Computer Viruses
5. Diamonds & Jewellry (may perhaps be offensive to some women)
6. Humor: The New Microsoft Car
7. Double Jeopardy
8. Dog Lover
9. The Nutcracker <clean>
10. Churchill anecdote (not offensive)
11. all is forgotten ?? (not offensive)
12. Wet blanket? <off. to widows>
13. For an old Readers Digest and one of my own
14. headlines

1. mouse traps
2. FW: OJ by Dr. Seuss (fwd)
3. IRON, ZIPPERS AND BROKEN ARMS
4. Jewish Humor
5. Humor: Baseball Game <off. to mental patients>
6. Axioms of Life
7. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handey
8. Vowels to Bosnia<mild ethnic poke>
9. Vet Visit <off. to Veterinarians>
10. Law on the March
11. [smiles@vivid.net: Your Have A Nice Day Laugh #0158]
12. Skinner limerick <poss. offensive to persons named Skinner, adult theme>
13. From an old Readers Digest
14. Bill Gates joke
15. New Pet <may be offensive>
16. Eskimo pie? <adult themes>
17. Good Medicine
18. Smith, Smith & Smith?
19. A misunderstanding (possibly offensive to the elderly)

1. Wisdom from Whooty
2. I never
3. the fine art of boasting (not offensive)
4. immortal fame (not offensive)
5. Innocence
6. Humor: Subtitles
7. Mass. Joke (off. to people from Mass.)
8. Humor--Offensive to rednecks
9. Law on the March
10. Latest Celebrity Diet Craze
11. Part 3 of 12, "The Specialist"
12. From an old readers digest
13. Trojan Humor
14. [Fwd: Make Money with the Good Times virus!]
15. Lawyers and Engineers

1. Smoking Top 10 <poss. off. to smokers>
2. the 10 Commandment<Offensive to Religous People, Sexually Explicit, Vulgar>
3. collection money <off to priests/rabbis/etc.>
4. Horses
5. HUMOR: Offensive to women/people with speech inpediment
6. Jogging
7. Humor: Teaching Math
8. Driving <off. to bad drivers>
9. FW: Timecards (fwd)
10. Turbo BeepBeep (off. to old men? Bad drivers?)
11. More Headlines
12. Dennis Miller on OJ<language>pt. 1 of 2
13. Humor: Somewhere in Hungary...
14. Law on the March
15. Part 4 of 12, "The Specialist"
16. some basketball funnies (may be offensive to basketball refs)
17. Microsoft Humor <offensive to Microsoft>
18. CHEMICAL ELEMENT WOMEN poss. offensive to radical feminist
19. All I Know

1. Lightbulb joke (off. to Vietnam Vets)
2. Another Van der Merwe [off to Afrikaaners]
3. Humor: Thoughts
4. basketball (may offend Michael Jordan and Charlotte Hornets)
5. Humor: sexual inuendo
6. Some political humor <off. to politicos?>
7. Procrastination
8. Law on the March
9. Mozart <non offensive>
10. Dennis Miller on OJ <language> pt. 2 of 2
11. Part 5 of 12, "The Specialist"
12. cars &bikes <no offence>
13. Race Horse? (Religious)
14. FW: Afternoon joke
15. For the ladies
16. 12 bugs of Christmas <not off>
17. Riddle <mild sexual double entendre>

1. Diced Carrot Theory <not offensive>
2. true soccer oddity
3. old soccer stars reminisces about the past...
4. JokeMaster Hurricane Quiz
5. Court Humor
6. Bob Doles Top 6 moves <May offend Dole supporters>
7. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handey
8. Negative ads <politics>
9. Rules for Men 1 (off. to men?)
10. Women and Men
11. Seat hogging in the theater
12. "not so" Deep Thought

1. Singing Career (no off.)
2. cont-test <revised> Bob Doles Top 6
3. Jogging
4. Law on the March
5. Puzzle [offensive to homosexuals]
6. Superman and Wonder Woman (an oldie but goodie)

1. Dodgy goalie
2. A walk in the woods <vulgair, off. to ducks>
3. Rules to be a Man (2) (off. to men?)
4. Humor: Hunters <off. to Californians>
5. South African "Russian Roulette"
6. Law on the March
7. "The Specialist" part 6 of 12.
8. *#@% (bad language)
9. Roos (Rated "R"; Offensive to Australians)
10. Catching A Gorilla
11. More Court Humor
12. Pretty nice fortune <off. to Unix geeks>
13. The Ravin.. w/ apologies to POE
14. Immutable Laws of Project Management
15. assorted humor
16. Ringing the doorbell
17. Dirty Limericks, Offensive
18. Olympics <offensive to Polish, but funny anyways>
19. Recycled Suggestions for MSNBC shows
20. "not so" Deep Thought (part 2)

1. whores
2. Crabs on a rope and so on <offensive to woman>
3. XXXX (bad language)
4. Court Humor III
5. Miller Brewing Company (offensive to Coors drinkers)
6. Humor: Divorce
7. bodybuilding humor (may be offensive to bodybuilders)
8. Law on the March
9. Watch what you say
10. New Disney ThemePark
11. Application (adult theme)
12. 7 year old (adult themes)
13. Chilli (sick, off. to poor)
14. "The Specialist" part 7 of 12
15. Was it the first one?
16. Senior Citizens Beat Inflation
17. Bad writing <clean>

1. <Sexual>Wife leaves older man <May be offensive>
2. Roullette (may be offensive to africans)
3. Help others as they would help you...
4. Kid Humor
5. Humor: NetWare Man
6. An Impractical Joke?
7. you might have a y chromosone if..<offensive to males, vulgar, sexually explicit>
8. Desert Island <rude, sexist>
9. Law on the March
10. Preaching awards
11. Bull Penises <may be offensive>
12. SUN MICROSYSTEMS SUES ISLAND OF JAVA
13. Dear goat <no off>
14. The latest Darwin Awards
15. "The Specialist"
16. Tornado Research Grant Proposal (Rated "G")
17. The Specialist
18. "The Specialist" part 8 of 12
19. The Doles <offensive to republicans and fans of the Fords and Reagans, has the "f" word>
20. Misc. Jokes
21. A raw deal? <adult themes>
22. Party of Hypocrisy <political satire>
23. Nun Joke <Sexual, may be off. to clergy and women>

1. saving the president <off. to Clinton, maybe>
2. The Lord is My Dispatcher<off. to some>
3. computer knowledge
4. on a safari <language>
5. Doctor joke (off. to women)
6. Justice!
7. Humor: Microsoft Template <off. to Microsoft Fans>
8. Law on the March
9. Meatloaf
10. Oops! <off. to Commanding Generals>
11. Piles and Tea Leaves (mildly sick)
12. d.c.deduction
13. Winning the lottery
14. Diary of an AOL User (Off.to AOL users)
15. Why Dogs are Better than Women (offensive to women)
16. Assorted Humor
17. Athletes Salary
18. Molly Ivins ancedote <male sensitivity alert>

1. That old molester..!
2. Humor: Misc Jokes
3. Judging
4. three legged pig (Off. to pigs)
5. Broken things <Off. to Indians and people living in Soweto>
6. Law on the March
7. Shaq attack (offensive to Shaq)
8. More Dog and Women Comparison <offensive to Women>
9. A good one
10. How Dogs and Women are Alike (offensive to women and dogs)
11. Baked Beans are Dangerous ( slightly rude )
12. Nice meal <off. to vegetarians>
13. Lawsuit humor
14. Hot dog!
15. Im Dying (may be offensive to someone???)
16. A quickie (May be offensive to Dominos Pizza delivery guys)
17. "How I Met My Wife" <clean>

1. A UNIX joke. may be offensive to those not familiar with UNIX.
2. Independence Day analysis
3. Kamikaze pilot
4. Give Us Wisdom
5. Cowboy Joe joke
6. Ding-dong! (offensive to the intelligent)
7. TWA
8. Joke <Sex involved>
9. Papal Bull <Catholic humor>
10. Pure as Gold <sexual>
11. the deal (offensive to Kathie Lee)
12. Ironic joke.
13. Mary had a little lamb <gross>
14. Some little poems <lite humor>

1. confession <adult>
2. Look in the mirror, boy ! <no off.>
3. TWA acronym (crude)
4. <No subject given>
5. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handey
6. MBAs Heros
7. Halloween Costume Party
8. Rules to be a Man (concluded (off. to men?)
9. The Sex life of an Electron (Innuendo but not offensive)
10. Dad <mildly adult>
11. In The News - American politics, education crisis
12. The Wit and Wisdom of Casey Stengel <Not Offensive>
13. Diluting the gene pool (bestiality)

1. new contraceptive <clean, chemistry>
2. worth a smile <adult>
3. Halloween Party
4. Humor: Addicted to the Internet
5. Husband and Wife. (Nasty).
6. A Crook by any Other Name. . .
7. Law on the March
8. The Humor of Stan Freberg
9. three brief anecdotes
10. Take my wife, please. <adult themes>
11. Alzheimers (poss. off to those with it)
12. Dogs (offensive, sexual, gross)
13. Comparative Religion <"S" word>
14. Papal Bull , Part 2 <Catholic Humor>

1. yet another TWA
2. Fishbone
3. Hotel California
4. Bus line
5. Humor: Bridge Buying
6. Ode to a Mommorgram (possibly off.)
7. Humor: anyone for a launch?
8. Perspective
9. Law on the March
10. Cultivate
11. More Tom Swifties & Quickie (rude)
12. Relatives
13. Down, boy! <off. to gays>
14. Its a Small World After All (contains the "F" word)
15. Sniglet (crude)
16. Its raining <off. to polish people>
17. What Finally Got Him?
18. assorted humor
19. Potential and Reality
20. Humor: Original redneck joke
21. Jim is out

1. Papal Bull, Part 3 <Catholic Humor>
2. Humor: Grandfather Clock
3. Law on the March
4. TWA 800 (offensive)
5. Chestnuts roasting by an open fire <adult themes>
6. dancing duck <off. to ducks>
7. assorted humor

1. Papal Bull, Part 4 <Catholic Humor>
2. retaliation
3. DOS
4. kings
5. Humor: Hot Shot Pilot
6. The worst pain <nonoffensive>
7. Rodney King Joke (offensive to celebrity career criminals)
8. Law on the March
9. The identity of the dead man
10. Speaking of salaries...
11. Bought the farm? <adult themes>
12. Kenyan Kamakazie (shouldnt offend anyone)
13. Hunorous Ads (1 of 2)
14. MIT student
15. Birth Control <Sexual nature but only mildly offensive-at least to me!>
16. Joke Clean: Take one

1. Humor: Standard Railroad Gauge
2. Law on the March
3. JOKE-CLEAN: THE THREE GENERALS
4. Religious Humor (fwd)
5. The many uses of IBM <clean>
6. A Hole in One <off. to devotes of clean cuisine>
7. Mocking the theory of evolution <lite poetry>
8. Thanksgiving Dinner (poss. off. priests)
9. A Tax Collector With Heart??
10. Which Condom to Choose? <poss. offensive to prudes>
11. an oldie (offensive to racists, I hope)
12. Inoffensive--If Dr. Seuss were a technical writer
13. Unemployed? <off. to welfare recipients>
14. Humorous Ads (2 of 2)

1. The WHAT?
2. Gas
3. need a laugh?-read this!
4. In The News - American politics, Olympics
5. Shakespeare Insult Kit (fwd)
6. Twain-isms
7. The Godfrey-Milliken Law (Real Political Satire)
8. Automobile-poetry <lite humor>

1. zebras farm visit <slightly risque>
2. The brassiere (offensive to women)
3. Law on the March
4. Another "interesting" product warning
5. Supreme Court Humor [Clean, of course!]
6. Twain-isms
7. museum/history joke (fwd)
8. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handey

1. Humor: Modems vs Women <offensive to women>
2. A Beatitude
3. Leprechaun Joke < crude, offensive, bad taste, funny >
4. More Clean Supreme Court Humor
5. Relationship
6. Law on the March
7. Amateur theater from backstage <long, bodily functions>
8. Limericks, Limericks, Limericks... (Bad language)
9. The Funeral <sick and twisted>
10. Ooze: The Boyfriend Survey
11. The Parrot
12. Stilla notha "interesting" product warning
13. Twain-isms
14. Papal Bull, Part 5 <Catholic Humor>
15. Easter Bunny <offensive word>
16. The pen is mightier than the pencil? <clean>