The Humor List Postings for August 1996

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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1. Humor: Interesting Facts
2. KISSES & KISSING, No. 2 [Clean]
3. Newfie Joke (shouldnt offend Newfoundlanders who are a pretty thick-skinned lot by all accounts)
4. Feeling Underpaid?
5. Jesse the Farmer
6. bible jokes (poss. off. to fundies)
7. Law on the March
8. Law on the March
9. The Operation
10. A couple of short ones <The first may offend Indonesians, the second is a true story, suggestive>
11. C&W Song Titles (off. to C&W Fans)
12. Riddle (offensive to men)
13. Oylimbic notes
14. The list

1. Preparation for parenthood
2. Humor: Drinkers Fault Finding Guide
3. Words of Wisdom
4. Law on the March
5. Science <off. scientists, life-forms, Netherlanders, others>
6. Polish Airplane (offensive to Polish People)
7. Bear In the Woods {adult theme}
8. Birds on a Wire < suggestive >
9. Twain-isms
10. More Country and Western song titles
11. The Art of Insult [offensive to no one]

1. The Art of Insult--2 [still and always, clean]
2. Master piece (potentially offensive to women)
3. Dirty Joke <offensive to nurses>
4. Thats a Bad Hook
5. 10 Reasons Dole will not pick Speaker Gingrich for Veep
6. In The News - Olympics, American politics

1. Politicians Underwear (possible offensive)
2. Early 20s Humor [May be offensive to anti "black-face"]
3. Hardware
4. shepards preferences (clean)
5. Useful research phrases
6. Olympic Digest (fwd)

1. Riddle (offensive to Microsoft fans)
2. King Carl & Olympics
3. Humor: Lawyer Jokes <offensive to Lawyers>
4. Nagesh Gadamsettys Chinese Laundry
5. Taco Bell
6. At the bank [clean]
7. <humor> Backstage in Amateur theater {long}
8. HUMOR weekly traffic report
9. The family stress test...
10. Humor (offensive to special ed folks)
11. Man walks into a bar...{off. to zoophiles}
12. miscommunication (off. to women and Filipinos)
13. A Nuns Story
14. Q & A..... (off to women).
15. Equal rights for men <off. to ERA women>

1. Daddy
2. Notre Dame Alumnus
3. Enjoying Poor Health [Clean]
4. Beatles (fwd)
5. Humor: Sayings Part 1 of 4
6. Tattoos
7. <humor> More On Braille Signs
8. Whales: sexual reference
9. Old Golfers
10. parrot (abusive language)
11. Reply to flamers <off. to flamers>
12. Indian poem about complainers
13. Little head (adult themes)
14. atlanta mayor < may be offensive to mayor and coke >
15. Lesbians in the Army <offensive to lesbians >

1. Pedestrians
2. Humor: Sayings Part 2 of 4
3. well, they COULD be typos! :)
4. Insults by "Ladies" [unoffensive]
5. Advice to the Young Bride (non off.)
6. Understanding the new technology (off. to Republicans?)
7. Medicine and Law
8. Retirement home humor (poss. off. to old people)
9. Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy<not off.>
10. Sunless in Seattle (May offend people from Seattle)
11. An Olympic moment NOT <a point to ponder>
12. Life Discovered! <off. to reps of U.S. and other govts.>

1. Humor: Sayings Part 3 of 4
2. HEARD IT BEFORE <OFF. to BLONDES>
3. Hoyt and Delbert<may be off. to rednecks & GA law enforcement>
4. Another Womans Insult
5. <humor> AOL is back <snide,scatological,mocks authority>
6. New AOL Acronym
7. Interesting observation
8. Politically Correct? [possibly offensive to females]
9. Toy Trains <somewhat offensive language>
10. Offensive to tramps
11. Truth in advertising?
12. Another Abused Women Joke. (off to women).
13. Another Fred Astaire? <adult themes>
14. Evolution in action (potentially offensive to the credulous)
15. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handey---The Original
16. The great foo bird
17. Help! Fire!
18. Bird joke <clean>
19. Ventriloquist <Mildly suggestive>
20. Elevator man
21. Deep Thoughts, 2 of 3 or 4<not off.>

1. Love from a childs eye view
2. Jethro Jokes (mild swearing)
3. Religious <off. to priests>
4. Humor: Sayings Part 4 of 4
5. Deep Thoughts, 3 of 3<not off.>
6. Insults by Voltaire and Heine <not off>
7. Kamikaze pilots <off. to Japanese/Polish>
8. Computer thought... (inoffensive)
9. Joke
10. Slang request (update)
11. Assorted humor: Older Readers Digest
12. More sayings (mildly off. to women)
13. Keeping Fit (Mildly Suggestive)
14. A Definition
15. In The News - American politics, religion, olympians
16. Notre Dame Alumnus
17. Humor: Sayings Part 1 of 4
18. Tattoos
19. <humor> More On Braille Signs
20. Beatles (fwd)
21. Humor: Sayings Part 2 of 4
22. Advice to the Young Bride (non off.)

1. Cab Drivers Origin <off. to cabdrivers, adult>
2. Politicians Insult Each Other <not off.>
3. Vultures Holiday
4. Schlitz
5. Three Vampires
6. A Good Salesman
7. Seeing-eye dog.
8. Joke: (sort of)- power outage

1. Pretty?
2. Jokes about teeth (offensive to "rednecks")
3. More pedestrians
4. When do men stop masturbating? <off. to married women>
5. eat a steer
6. Was it Paul Bunyan? [not off]
7. Schlitz (Part 2)
8. The Way You Look at Things <not off.>
9. Bumper sticker; light bulbs (may offend women)
10. relatively drunk <no off.>
11. Henny Youngman one-liners (criticism)
12. Noahs ark (not offensive)
13. Bought the farm? <adult themes>

1. Naval Fighter Pilot
2. Insulted by a Canon <not off.>
3. Biologists and Mathematics (Sexual Innuendo)
4. Humor: Psychiartists <off. to psychiartists>
5. Seventeen!!
6. Unscrewed light bulb? <adult themes>
7. Fine
8. In concert <off. to bach>
9. New businesses <not offensive> and Pets <very offensive to Gays and to those who "get" it>
10. Pink toenails
11. Dogs and Computers (fwd)
12. Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
13. Definitive quote (non-offensive)

1. punctuation of the gods
2. have a drink <maybe off. to einstein>
3. Music (sexual reference)
4. Humor: MINE <off. to Microsoft fans>
5. Condom joke <off. to women>
6. Dont Speed with Your Wife <profanity>
7. adolescence (definitive quotes)
8. Time to file suit? <adult themes>
9. Convention Humor (Off. to Buchanan followers)
10. going to the apes <lightly adult>
11. A Mark Twain Insult <off. to Frenchmen>
12. More sayings (risque)
13. Wise pipe specifications
14. Clinton needs to seek advice from Gerald Ford <Am political humor>
15. Medical Jokes <non.off.>

1. Riddle (vulgar!!)
2. A Shavian Insult <a bit anti-obese>
3. Some interpretations <not off.>
4. Humor: You Might be an Engineer if . . .
5. Two Freeway Nuns <off. to any religious order making use of Nuns>
6. Clinton joke
7. RE: Clinton joke
8. Childbirth breakthrough. (off Bill Gate
9. Science Class <slightly suggestive>
10. Why I Fired my Secretary (shouldnt be offensive)
11. <humor> THREE VIEWS ON NON-VOTING
12. Sisters of mercy (whore joke offensive to the devout)
13. Car Wreck <adult>
14. Law on the March
15. Ship crashes
16. Close shave? <off. to barbers>
17. A Brief History of the Games <off. to Ben Johnson fans, Bob Dole, and Gaea>
18. <HUMOR> Maths jokes (off. to non-mathematicians who may not understand)

1. Rich crossing <no off.>
2. Oh, those Brits!
3. The Rich Man <not off.>
4. Humor: You might be a redneck . . .
5. In the beginning ...<adult, off. to the over-religious>
6. Cut off? <off. to Japanese>
7. Cheap labor. (off to quite a few.)
8. truck driver and priest <off to layers>
9. Cinderella <adult>
10. First Time For Everything
11. Apple Helpdesk Funnies
12. political pickup lines
13. The talking frog <off. to IBM>
14. Two jakes <slightly offensive>
15. Clinton Joke
16. Deductive reasoning (clean?!?!)
17. Sign of the Times
18. <HUMOUR> Penis joke
19. Definitive Quotes - Alcohol, alimony
20. Clinton Bumpersticker (suggestive)

1. Cleaner Polishes Off Patients - from (Cape Times, 6/13/96)
2. Blond joke <off. to blondes>
3. Humor: Glass of Milk
4. literary construction
5. A Florida Snake Story <tall, not off.>
6. The Lamborghini <blonde>
7. Chicken Joke, (offensive to British Rail)
8. The Colonels Order
9. a mean daddy <slightly horrific>
10. Leap tall buildings too? <adult themes>
11. Wedding Night (off. to Southerners)
12. One-liners about dogs
13. The Airliner
14. First time (sexual reference)
15. First time (sexual reference)

1. A Texas Joke [clean]
2. Lets swim together ! <no off.>
3. Switch to tacos? <adult themes>
4. Rifle <suggestive>
5. The Gastronomical Bean Story <Bodily Functions>
6. Mexia <blonde>
7. Lets Not Get Too Involved
8. Alien math (off. to human)
9. Am Presidential Candidates

1. Emperor of the Sun <non off.>
2. Four Epigrams [Clean]
3. Law on the March
4. Do-it-yourself C&W
5. Mmm-mmn-good (mildly suggestive)
6. The Bargainer
7. It aint easy being green <adult themes>
8. In The News - American politics, OJ, Los Angeles
9. Artificial Insemination <Doctors would love this>

1. why dogs are better than men
2. TWA Joke, Offensive to Good Taste!
3. Humor: Old Folks
4. Insulting a Preacher [Clean]
5. Yours plus mine, three. (Adult theme)
6. Wise old owl? <some profanity>
7. Big Chief <adult>
8. Anatomy of a Limerick
9. Dictionary of dating
10. Election time ! <off. to runners for pres. of the USA>
11. Are We Going To Crash?
12. Southern pig tale (slightly suggestive)
13. One-liners about people having opinions

1. Oh my! (not for the squeamish)
2. Humor: If the IRS was run like MicroSoft . . .
3. A Short-Winded President [Clean]
4. Two old people (Off. plus "F" word)
5. Law on the March
6. Gay joke <Off. to gyas>
7. Jewish Joke <Off. to Jews>
8. Programmer Euphemisms for Death
9. All Booked Up
10. Welfare victim? <off. to blacks>
11. Labor Pain Transfer (mild)
12. OTHER:Humor: If the IRS was run like MicroSoft . . .
13. One-liners about wives and opinions
14. Job resumes

1. A Short-winded President II [Clean]
2. Old Student Joke
3. Humor: Lone Ranger, the Vet, and Golf
4. No Smoking
5. Interesting request
6. Law on the March
7. If A Body Meet A Body...
8. American Slang Request & Update w/e 8-16-96
9. How to form a startup company
10. A Lame Excuse
11. WV Girl (off. to West Va. people)
12. The programmer.
13. Luck at love? <adult themes>
14. Boasting <not offensive>
15. Quick Q&A
16. <No subject given>
17. Cashier line <vulgar word>

1. Doctor Doctor <non. off.>
2. Humor: Marriage made in Heaven
3. A Short-winded President III [Clean]
4. Dole Dreaming (off. to disabled)
5. Different sizes (Rude, sexually related)
6. Sherman Marches On
7. A severe tongue lashing? <adult themes>
8. Another Blonde Joke
9. Well, Since Were on the Subject . . . .
10. Its a Secret
11. Penis <offensive to teachers>
12. Ann Landers (incest - a bit sick)
13. HUMOR Digest - 21 Aug 1996 to 22 Aug 1996
14. AOL spoof (may be off. to AOL execs & subscribers)
15. FW: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts!
16. Have a bite <off. to Western Civilisation>

1. Just One More "Silent Cal" Stories
2. Humor: Lucky Frog
3. My very first time (sexual innuendo)
4. Law on the March
5. Undress for Redress: Wall Street Journal.
6. <HUMOR> Maths jokes (off. to non-mathematicians who may not understand)
7. answering machine messages
8. Try PMS! <adult themes>
9. Kiss me honey honey kiss me sweet <not offensive>
10. MURPHYS LAWS ON WORK

1. Chicken at the library (clean & childish!!)
2. sexist humor <off to womens libbers>
3. Once upon a time <adult>
4. Assorted Humor
5. Business Trip <Sexual references, language>
6. Redneck revisited <off. to rednecks>
7. Tonsorial skills
8. A Day in the Life of a Dog
9. Clinton and the Kittens (offensive to Democrats)

1. slang request & update w/e 8-24-96
2. Political Humor (pg-13)
3. Science is golden <off. to animal-lovers>
4. A Genius with Humor [clean]
5. Drivers license
6. recent conversation @ work <adult theme>
7. Turner Brown....(sexual innuendo)....
8. Mothers day? <adult themes>
9. From HAND-humor
10. An unlikely mixture... (off the J.Witnesses and H.Angels)
11. Golf Lesson (adult, off to the sexually-repressed)
12. In The News - American politics, Kathie Lee Gifford

1. Goldwynisms [Clean but stupid]
2. exchange rates <off. Asians>
3. Revenge on the taxi driver <vulgar>
4. Signs Youre Addicted to the Internet <off. to Net weenies>
5. Humor: Quotes
6. Rude fantasy about a bumper sticker
7. Castaway.
8. origins <off Australians/South Africans>
9. Law on the March
10. A cover up? <adult themes>
11. Blonde Graduation
12. Definitive quotes
13. The Joggers Prayer
14. Sorry is the hardest word ...<no off.>
15. Little kids (mild language)
16. request for American slang
17. Harley humor <a little vulgar>
18. Smart Dog
19. [humor] Earth, Inc.
20. assorted humor

1. A Famous Put-Down [Clean]
2. One day six wise, blind elephants
3. Lipstick Ban <offensive to attractive women>
4. Blonde joke... <off. to blondes>
5. Benefits of smoking to the general public <off. smokers, sensitive people>
6. Puzzle picture (highbrow stuff)
7. Laws of house projects <not offensive>
8. Passed by again! <off. to hitchhikers>
9. DNC ruminations
10. Master of the House <<crude>>

1. Will that be for one night, sir?
2. Greeting Card
3. Lincoln Look-Alike [Clean]
4. Toilet Paper Caper
5. Off to Americans
6. Losing my religion <no off.>
7. Teenage love <incest>
8. The Golfer

1. In The News - American Politics, Woody Allen
2. 3 old ladies <off. to old ladies>
3. Stupid Lawyers <off. to lawyers>
4. joke-rated:Nurses Revenge
5. Political Parties, Then and Now [Clean]
6. Signs of a Layoff <slightly offensive>
7. Law on the March
8. Law on the March
9. Company Policy (maybe offensive)
10. Calorie counting? <adult themes>
11. Gingrichs Book (off. to Republicans)
12. another Number of the Beast
13. Yet another beast
14. Royal FLush <adult>
15. Yet another # of the Beast <sexual>
16. Pullet Surprises (part 1)
17. Redneck Rasslin <off. to rednecks and contains male genitalia>
18. <Sexual-Juvenile> The Dog Named "Mypenis"
19. assorted humor
20. Types of People
21. yet Another Number of the Beast
22. Port Glasgow Girls (Racist & sexist)

1. cow joke (original huh ?)
2. George Bernard Shaw humor [quite clean]
3. Guess what am I (sexual innunedo)
4. Lawon the March
5. Three amusing stories forwarded from REHU-L
6. Lettermans Top 10
7. A womans 50 rules for men
8. Engineer Identification Test
9. engineers - apology
10. assorted humor
11. A big rooster? <adult themes>
12. Naming your dog <Blatant sexual innuendo>
13. Assorted slang <mild to very offensive>

1. Joke-Clean: Labor day joke
2. Assorted slang <mild to very offensuve>
3. The Chauffeur
4. More G B Shaw Wit [Clean]
5. Were NOT giving up! (potentially offensive to the IRA)
6. Riddle (Off to Japanese Wrestlers and Equal rights groups)
7. Humor from HAND