The Humor List Postings for September 1996

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1st of September Topics of the day:
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1. Graveyard Humor [Off. to nagging spouses]
2. In The News - American politics and nutty politicians
3. Naming your computer <obvious sexual overtones>
4. Fwd: Fire Tragedy in Little Rock
5. Headstone Humor <Not Offensive>
6. The Two Parrots <slightly off. to the religious (?) >
7. The 12 Gifts Of Christmas <some adult themes>
8. Dont let it bug you. >clean fun>
9. Top 10 Signs your College Football team is going nowhere

1. Lesbian Carpenters (offensive)
2. Drinking Problem Solver <Mildy offensive to alcoholics>
3. Introductions<the F word>
4. Doctors Fees [off. to drs.]
5. Definitive Quotes: Love & Death (somewhat sexist)
6. [susan@freenet.tlh.fl.us: Energizer Bunny]
7. Harvard vs. Yale (vulgar)
8. Surprise party! <adult themes>
9. Pullet Surprises (part 2 of 2)
10. Language trends of the future
11. One Liners

1. Sexual, political (Off to Clintons)
2. Shortest Poem? [Clean]
3. psychiatric session
4. Joke-clean:Hotline
5. Law on the March
6. Nun in an elevator <off. to nuns, off. language>
7. Desert Island
8. Top 10 list <not offensive>
9. Nones? <off. to nuns>
10. bird joke (rude, crude)
11. Latinized Leinieksisms (fwd)
12. Disney movie comparison (part 1 of 2)

1. The nasty robber (suggestive)
2. Gangs in cyberspace
3. Another "Shortest Poem" [Clean]
4. <humor> Language Inaction
5. The Top 16 Signs Your Cat (not off.)
6. Recipe for Banana Bread (contains sexual ingredients)
7. Love, lust or marriage
8. Humor: Programmers blessing
9. Jokes: Lots of Elephant jokes from HAND <*poss* offiense*
10. 4.0 GP average? <adult themes>
11. Humor: Nine Types of Boyfriends
12. Humor: Things you dont want your System Administrator to Say
13. Everglades?
14. Law on the March
15. The boat and the old lady <obvious sexual references>
16. Good (?) Advice (Offensive to Parents)
17. Special High Intensity Training <scatological language>

1. Top 10 Warnings
2. The different types of orgasms <obvious sexual references>
3. Borrowing & Lending [Clean]
4. Some local humor
5. (Fwd) Meddlin (fwd)
6. Mountain Climber <Offensive to Christians>
7. A Papal Switch
8. A great daemon story
9. Door No. 1, 2 or 3???
10. Country/Western Music. (Off.. to you know who).
11. Harvard vs. Yale (from HUMOR Digest - 2 Sep to 3 Sep) (vulgar)
12. Once there was a farmer (Clean)
13. Dont call us, we call you <off. to blonds with phone>
14. Fastest thing (off. Natives, crude)
15. Real Faith <no off.>
16. Hes No Poet
17. Hot dogs? <adult themes>
18. A plane going down... {off. to those with good taste}
19. Edgar Allen Poe Redone
20. feng shui (may be off. to those that do not know what this is)
21. Disney movie comparison (part 2 of 2)
22. Desert Island <offensive to lawyers>
23. Mental Hospital <non-off.>
24. in the news...

1. Under the Kilt (suggestive)
2. Revised Retirement Plan RESPONSE
3. Olympic Mascots -- Where Are They Now? (fwd)
4. New Cigarrette <may be offensive to smokers>
5. Boy Hears Noise... (contains sexual reference)
6. college

1. Under the Kilt (suggestive)
2. Revised Retirement Plan RESPONSE
3. Olympic Mascots -- Where Are They Now? (fwd)
4. New Cigarrette <may be offensive to smokers>
5. Boy Hears Noise... (contains sexual reference)
6. college

1. The angel on the Christmas tree <insulting to angels>
2. Baby Maker <Rude, Suggestive>
3. Dope <bad language, offensive to prisoners>

1. Demo <off. Bill gates?>
2. Humor:Real life, gross
3. Oral intercourse related <sick - really!>
4. The Princes and the Pauper [off. to Brit Royal]
5. dead dog <not off.>
6. Lets party <adult>
7. How To Take Notes
8. Evolution of a Programmer (long)
9. Naked woman (refers obscenely to female anatomy)
10. Not guilty! <adult themes>
11. Nun on the Run <offensive to religious people>
12. Law on the March
13. ASSORTED SHORT ONES
14. Under a kilt (sexual overtones)
15. Horrorscopes <may be insulting to astrology followers>

1. Ostrich joke (not offensive)
2. Political Correctness? ? ?
3. Winter Diary <very off. language>
4. Microsoft washes hands in innocence ...
5. Totem pole? <off. to Indians>
6. Some like it hot <adult>
7. <mild> condom joke
8. Something to share at church:

1. Riddle (Offensive to the Irish)& Independence Day request
2. From Todays Dave Barry column
3. River Deep .. <off.to pres. candidates, one in particular>
4. FTP: Put vs Get.....
5. In The News - American politics, Iraq, OJ, prominent ears
6. HUMOR List Traffic Report
7. Humor Stealing
8. How Many. Not Offensive
9. Farmer Johns Pigs (off. to Farmer John)
10. Task numbers for your life timesheet (accounting humor)
11. assorted humor (some mildly off.)
12. Two University Students <sick,coarse language>
13. Bat(wo)man <sexual ASCII art>

1. Vietnam <vulgar!>
2. Mary and the Hurricane <adult, offensive language>
3. Drinking <clean>
4. Daffynitions from Pepper .... and Salt
5. joke-rated : Fairy tale
6. Egos Out of Control [Clean]
7. A guy walks into a bar (Gross)
8. Humor: Microsoft Panhandling.
9. Political Correctness? II (vulgar)
10. Palindromes
11. More Latin
12. Law on the March
13. Mildly offensive joke
14. Keep your legs crossed ! <adult>
15. 60 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator (Clean)
16. Law as it should be (suggestive)
17. Palindromes
18. <HUMOR> Road building - the true story

1. joke-rated:inventions
2. Genuine Newspaper Headlines
3. Humor: Go Fly a Kite
4. The King and I [an Ego Trip]
5. Law on the March
6. Flea joke (sexual reference)
7. Toasters Humor (may be off. to someone?)
8. Vietnam War (Vulgar)
9. <No subject given>
10. Zachary Disease. (mildy offensive)
11. mental hospital (off. to psychiatric social workers like me...)
12. in the news
13. Bob Dole (offensive)

1. Rabbits
2. Company
3. Humor: Real Engineers
4. You Like Palindromes? You Get!
5. Lawyer Joke <offensive to very sensitive lawyers>
6. Fishing trip? (adultery)
7. King Arthur
8. Tricky questions ;-)
9. <Offensive to no one>
10. have a bite <no off.>

1. the end of the world
2. Red Ink (fwd)
3. Humor: Cops and Robbers
4. "Whats wrong with having on of them on the mouse?" (fwd)
5. Palindromes from "The Post"
6. Math to a Sardar (poss. off to Sikhs)
7. Law on the March
8. MORE Red Ink
9. The pharmacist (refers to adultery)
10. Another deathbed joke (clean)
11. One-liners about divorce
12. Jack Schitt <May not be very COLORFUL>
13. The confessional (off. to Catholics)
14. The $ 100 000 question <no off.>
15. Hobo or Homo (off. hobos and homos)
16. assorted humor

1. Recipe <non-off>
2. Liars and Lying [clean]
3. Humor: Missing Husband
4. Quotes part 79 out of 87
5. Funeral procession
6. Pet Lawyers
7. Speed
8. One-liners about womens clothes/dress
9. COLLEGE FOOTBALL HUMOR!
10. Operation Dumbo <Sexual Content>
11. WOMAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS<poss off to women>
12. 3 Influential Men
13. Ice Cream - Read it ou loud <the "f" word>
14. Sell a bit or celibate? <adult themes>
15. Endless Joy <offensive; vulgar language>
16. in the news

1. Kennedy/Lincoln (not off.)
2. The Stripper (only mildly suggestive)
3. A couple more University of Georgia jokes (off. to bulldogs)
4. Ancestors [Clean]
5. Mice story
6. Hussain Humor - offensive to Iraqis
7. One-liners, music themes
8. Shake my hand <adult>
9. Cigarette and redneck humor (potentially offensive to smokers, cigarette manufacturers, and rednecks)
10. 1 out of 365 odds? <off. to senior citizens>

1. The Ego of Oscar Wilde [Clean]
2. A piece of ... <adult>
3. Hotel Humor - not offensive
4. another hickory dickory
5. Lucky bet? <adult themes>
6. Weird News (Not Offensive)

1. Humor: Obvious Headlines
2. Smart Alec [clean]
3. College vocabulary
4. About love <one-liners>
5. More on ID4-pt.1 of 4 (possibly off. to gays)
6. Ears?!?
7. Let it all hang out? <adult themes>
8. Nice swimming <adult>
9. Koala Bear & Hooker <Sexual Reference>
10. Washington Post Style Invitational Challenge
11. Cinderella - risque
12. MAKE MONEY FAST! [Well written satire! off. to DaveDelDotto]
13. Louis Farrakhan and the Genie {off to Afro Americans}
14. Fly Joke <slightly suggestive>
15. Fast moving old man
16. beauty
17. Iraq Attack (kinky but not offensive)

1. Difference between women and men
2. Quick Wit
3. Poems by "Anon" [I]
4. Moral of the Story <Offensive Language>
5. Joke Rated: Assorted (Offensive to Jews)
6. Humor: Greeting Cards
7. <humor> Wordplay on the (US) Campaign Trail
8. More on ID4-pt.2 of 4
9. baby airplanes (adult)
10. Law on the March
11. New abortion Pill <off to people who might use it>
12. earthlings <one bad word>
13. stormy relationships (suggestive)
14. Theres a hole in my bucket ...<adult>
15. Lady with a Cell Phone
16. penis study (may be offensive to some)
17. Periodic Update! <May be offensive to both genders>
18. things for students to do on the first day of class
19. Impatient patient? <off. to nurses>
20. Tales from the Reorganization
21. Mini and Micro <adult theme>
22. Palindrome

1. Reason
2. Joke-Rated: Little Johhny again
3. Humor submission
4. Humor: Election Bumper Stickers
5. Law on the March
6. Poems by "Anon" [II]
7. Olympics <off to Mancunians>
8. 10 Reasons Libby Dole would be a better Presidential candidates than ...
9. More on ID4-pt.3 of 4
10. Psychiatric Hotline <may be offensive to people with mental disorders>
11. Guyspeak <very frank>
12. Customer complaint (inoff.)
13. Groundhog day? <off. to Japanese>
14. Engineering Humor
15. A Case of Mistaken Identity
16. Selling chickens (off. deaf people)
17. The Duck <Not offensive>
18. Ross Perot

1. Snake story
2. joke-rated:noodles
3. Poems by "Anon" [III]
4. Humor: Appetite <possibly off. to Christians>
5. Joke-rated: Dentist
6. OJ Jokes (off. to OJ)
7. More on ID4-pt.4 of 4 (may be off. to anti-Mac individuals)
8. Red Riding Hood (sexually explicit)
9. Greg Gangrene writes to his sister
10. Only In Texas??
11. beer -vs- cucumbers
12. Hard on your nerves? <adult themes>
13. MIT Admissions <clean>
14. "Mouse Balls" joke (suggestive, adult)

1. Old Age <sexual>
2. Joke-Rated: Falklands
3. Why Im not affraid of Gonzalez <sick humor>
4. Humor: Helpline
5. Mildly risque
6. Law on the March
7. I can feel the time <no off.>
8. NOT Kennedy/Lincoln
9. Litle Red Riding Hood II (Sexually explicit)
10. Beer Song
11. Call me lucky? <off. to loyal wives>
12. What Time is the Midnight Buffet??
13. One Liner
14. One Liner
15. A GUIDE TO LOVE AND SEX FOR VIRGINS
16. The lodger (adult, with one f word at the end)

1. Hillary Clinton Expands Definition Of "No Fly Zone" [Possibly Offensive]
2. In The News - Amer. politics, OJ, lawyers, Madonna, sex
3. IBM revolution reaches Zaire Bantu tribe
4. Great Inventors: Edison [Clean]
5. McDonnell Douglas registration card (clean)
6. Old Age
7. Sounds Dirty But Isnt
8. Prankster Checks out Greed Of Candidates
9. Joke: The New Priest
10. newborn babies <sexist>
11. plumbers joke
12. Washington Humor (Political)
13. Western sayings

1. In The News - Amer politics, sex scandals, OJ, perverts
2. The least asked question <crude, swearing>
3. Great Inventors: Edwin Land [Clean]
4. Lost in Seattle
5. Two-Liner
6. Rabbit Food (Suggestive)
7. Overslept? <off. to senior citizens>
8. Two Time Loser
9. RU486 <sexual content>
10. <HUMOR> penguins in the Falklands

1. Love Letters [Clean]
2. Joke-Rated:Genieous
3. Humor:
4. Turner Brown (risque, off. Turner Brown)
5. Russian Jokes
6. Definition Of Politics (Not too off.)
7. Tea Time<Offensive, bad language>
8. No pain, no gain? <adult themes>
9. Let justice be done <adult>
10. Computers <not offensive>
11. One liner
12. The X-mass spirit....(non-offensive)....
13. When the going gets tough, ...
14. Out in wilderness <sexual, offensive to Chinese>
15. patient & doctor
16. men and parking spaces
17. CIA
18. God helps those...

1. <HUMOR> UK folk joke on lightbulbs
2. Mice story
3. Lost in Seattle....
4. Learning by Experience [off. to hunters?]
5. Humor: APPLICANT SPEAK
6. Marge Schott (offensive to racists)
7. Staggering Drunk
8. Pickup Line Comebacks
9. Bomb <not offensive>
10. Doctors Orders --Adult themes
11. Adam and Eve <off. to men>

1. Anal Sex <very rude>
2. Snob Test [Clean]
3. Police (not offensive)
4. short groaner
5. Humor: Legislation
6. Bummed in Heaven <poss. off. to wives>
7. In the beginning
8. Law on the March
9. Humor:Vulgar, offensive to women
10. Gates/Clinton Jokes <offensive to Bills, Divine, Hillary, Chelsea and pigs>
11. Unwelcome is Unwelcome at Any Age!!
12. Facts you can(t) live without
13. About conversation <some criticism of wives>
14. Software development cycles
15. beer
16. chinese baby <off to chinese>
17. Bud wiser? <clean old joke>
18. (Fwd) Foreign Marketing <Not Offensive>
19. <HUMOR> Mathematicians joke
20. How to make a Republican happy?
21. DOES TIME OUT REALLY WORK??? <language>

1. Make me feel like a woman! <sexist>
2. Riddle
3. Humor: Offensive to the technologically ignorant.
4. Humor: Rollerblade Barbie
5. Joke-Rated: The Nun
6. For better or worse? <clean joke>
7. Sex in the movies <sexual observations>
8. Apologies
9. Senate demands end to browser development
10. One liner
11. Graffiti (Suggestive)

1. Lemon squeeze <non-offensive>
2. Humor: The Godfathers Money
3. Atoms
4. Italy to the Moon (may be offensive to Italians)
5. Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes (indelicate!)
6. Re : Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes
7. Goat Style (not off.)
8. Unbearable? <clean old joke>
9. You Know Youre Getting Older When...
10. Forum Announcement <scatalogical>
11. class assignment
12. Graffiti
13. (Fwd) just got this sent to me
14. Newspaper humor - NOT RATED
15. The Pirate

1. Not Getting Enough (2 of 2)
2. Not Getting Enough (1of 2)
3. Wrong Religion?
4. Murphys Law
5. have a ball <adult>
6. A T-shirt for women
7. Portable Bathroom Hardware
8. Sea sick? <off. to lawyers>

1. Stephen Wright quotes
2. The hijacking (rude; offensive to hijackers)
3. Questions n answers for kids of all ages
4. Marriage Quotable Quotes
5. Lost the bet? <off. to speach and hearing impaired>
6. One-liners about gossip
7. T-Shirt Philosophy

1. Riddle
2. Tyre & Condoms <contains f-word>
3. Humor: Cybersex <suggestive>
4. Humor:Suggestive/language-male/female rules
5. top five ways ... (poss. off. to john tesh or the drug czar)
6. Crude joke (reference to anatomy)
7. I love the natural way <adult>
8. Memory loss? <off. to elderly>
9. In The News - American Politics, alcholics, Isuzu, Catholics
10. Jerry Ford <Sexual Reference>
11. one liner
12. Frog/Alcohol humor...
13. confession