The Humor List Postings for October 1996

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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1. Flight (off to Airlines)
2. Humorous definition
3. Cant Win! (off. to someone?)
4. Penguin (adult theme - a bit sick)
5. Joke-clean:which one?
6. Joke-rated:good show
7. Humor: Recommendations
8. Law on the March
9. Sick, but Funny <offensive>
10. Our daily chicken [off. to Catholics]
11. How the Macarena Dance Got Started
12. Couldnt swim? <adult themes>
13. Whos Running Things Down There?
14. Adult Humor - offensive to penguins
15. bumper sticker
16. Jesus proofs (potentially offensive to many)

1. The fly (Gross)
2. Lottery ticket (offensive to Jews)
3. "Here We Go Again"
4. Limericks (adult themes)
5. Humor: Marriage
6. fwd: DEEP QUESTIONS OF LIFE
7. Little Johnny <off. to teachers>
8. The pengion <suggestive>
9. <Offensive to religious minorities>
10. Four Daughters
11. Important Notice
12. JOKES (shouldnt offend)
13. MONEY WOE$
14. Just deserts? <off. to Indians>
15. Tom Swifty - Clean!
16. FW: Mo Humor
17. The lion sleeps tonight ...

1. Drink & Drive?
2. Adult penis related humor - offensive to Priests
3. Politically Correct 3 Little Pigs
4. Risque Q&A Joke
5. Humor: Vote for Bill Clinton <off. to Clinton Fans>
6. Law on the March
7. Bobbits prayer (generally offensive)
8. Fridaynight at the cinema <no off.>
9. Lost and found? <adult themes>
10. In the Closet <off to priests,the s word>

1. Computer Chickens <clean>
2. Unix (language)
3. Quotes part 80
4. Daffynitions and sayings from AWAD <clean>
5. Joke Rated: " Library of American Slang-Section 1
6. Adult humor offensive to pilots & pedophiles
7. Humor: Windows 95 Stuns World
8. 2 Gridiron Oldies (sexually crude, off. to Falcon Fans)
9. Law on the March
10. Tennessee citizens are sentient beings (off. to Southerns)
11. Instruction for the young bride 1 of 2 <sexual content, old fashioned>
12. A professor is...
13. Top Ten Reasons for Trick-or-Treating <suggestive>
14. California Driving Lesson Q an A
15. Al Bundy does Elizabeth Barrett Browning <rude to large women>
16. Little Red Riding Hood Revisited
17. Hunting Story
18. fwd: The Statements Car Owners are Really Making
19. movie titles
20. Nothing down? <off. to wives>
21. oh-well... [slightly suggestive]

1. Some Halloween groaners (rated G for Goulish puns!)....
2. Microsoft to buy Philadelphia Mint
3. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang" Section 2
4. In The News - Am.politics, recent news events

1. Fascist Pigs
2. horse and rabbit (includes moral)
3. Another riddle
4. pickle slicer<somewhat offensive, f-word>
5. Pilots teddybear <adult theme>
6. VIRUS ALERT!
7. All this and Heaven too? <off. to lawyers>
8. Unix (language) <offensive to men with no genitalia>
9. Joke Rated: Library of American Slang

1. The painter
2. Joke < Offensive to Black> <Offensive to Jews>
3. Naughty boys <adult, off. to gays and/or fruits>
4. Row the boat ashore <no off.>
5. Top 10 things Native Americans could have done
6. Democratic puppies(may offend Dems)
7. He Had Sex On His Mind. (adult)
8. one liner
9. Dry humor <adult themes>
10. HUMOR List Traffic Report
11. lobster on piano<sick, offensive>

1. Lyles doctor (sexual)
2. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang"
3. Joke-CleaN: Mozart
4. angels<suggestive,not 2bad>
5. Humor: Nietzsche Tech Support
6. The 5 Stages of Drinking
7. Wedding Views
8. Q&A (off. to women)
9. three men in heaven (poss off to Cowboy fans)
10. Law on the March
11. Lyles medic (sexual)
12. Why work...?!?
13. Unix (language) <offensive to men with no genitalia>
14. Gorilla
15. <HUMOR> More from Backstage in THE THEATER
16. Mugged and Mugger (non-offensive)
17. No fair peeking <adult themes>
18. Union Workers and Their Dogs (Possibly offensive to union workers)
19. doctor ! doctor ! <slightly adult>
20. Renaissance Festival (Clean)
21. riddles <non-off>
22. Corporate Communications <bad language>
23. clocks in heaven<sick, offensive to Bill Clinton>

1. Nothing to Fear
2. Thats not cricket! <sick>
3. Sex kills
4. Humor: Bill of No Rights
5. Observations (Non offensive)
6. Drinking Joke <not offensive except maybe to Bahais>
7. I told you so!
8. Safety first! <no off.>
9. Stupid People Story
10. Dr. Seuss does OJ <pos. offensive to OJ>
11. Wiped out? <adult themes>
12. Dieters Prayer
13. Top Ten Law Quips and PinochiosPickle <not off.>
14. Blind Man (Clean)

1. dyslexia joke
2. trustworthy<offensive to mexicans>
3. Joke-rated:Secretaries
4. Humor: Flaming Guidlines
5. Law on the March
6. The top 14 way to handle stress
7. Little Johnny again <Suggestive>
8. <Humor> Southern Manners (Pt 1)
9. gloves (clean, but innuendo)
10. Polock joke and a WARNING
11. Deep Thoughts
12. HUMOR - Dynamite Sex <no vulgar language>
13. All around me & The fly <off to Jews>
14. in the news
15. Another Genie Joke. (Racist!!!!)
16. Pet Parrots
17. Annotated thermometer <not off>
18. Ship ahoy! <off. to pirates>

1. Bacterial Rights story.
2. Scottich Chess Rules <off. to RCs>
3. Joke Rated: Safe sex <mildly off.>
4. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang" Section 6
5. Quotes part 81
6. golf joke (ref. to off. organs)
7. The Honest Husband <pos. offensive to golfer>
8. Humor: McDonalds and Mad Cows
9. <HUMOR> SOUTHERN (US) MANNERS
10. <Humor> Southern Manners (Pt 1)
11. Story/Anecdotes: True stories from LEOs
12. She Wore a Hot Pink Sweater.
13. Thanksgiving Humour
14. Dole at nursing home
15. Are ribs on the menu? <off. to most wives>
16. More Classic Poetry, Revisited <Possibly offensive to tree huggers>
17. Golf Joke (not offensive)
18. Guide to Ph.D. Research
19. Home Page for Nothing
20. Law on the March
21. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang" <quite mild to very vulgar>
22. Presidential Candidate <clean: I hope>
23. Grandma <off. to grandma,suggestive>
24. Political Humor
25. 12 shots of whiskey<sick, offensive to homosexuals>
26. New Retirement and Aging Policies

1. song lyrics (clean, 1/2)
2. <HUMOR>Southern Manners Pt.3
3. many shots of tequilla<offensive to homosexuals>
4. Jesus & Peter <off to Christians>
5. riddle (may offend black people and gays)
6. Winter <may offend Native Americans>
7. A Very Disney Ending <clean>
8. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang" Section 7

1. Sermon on the Mount (clean)
2. A bad day on Golgotha (off. to Christians)
3. song lyrics
4. <HUMOR>Southern Manners Pt.4
5. In The News - Sexual reference, lawyers, spitters
6. 3 wishes <poss off to Chicago Bear fans>
7. Heavenly Golf
8. Cats Online <clean>

1. Power tools! (sexual references)
2. Humor: Thoughts on Golf
3. You Think You Have Red Tape!
4. sandwich suicide (off Irish)
5. Heavy Thinker (clean)
6. Confucius Say... <innuendo>
7. Rooster and the Cat (sexual reference, mildly offensive)
8. The key to succes <adult>
9. A couple more religious jokes (may offend or challenge Christians)
10. Condoms <adult>
11. Blue Velvet

1. America crusta <clean>
2. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang" Section 8
3. Humor: Friendship Inc.
4. QUotes part 82
5. Lawyer Jokes (offensive to lawyers)
6. Test From Hell (clean)
7. The Moon <Offensive to Italians>
8. Really long distance call needed <off. to lawyers>

1. Fair Lady
2. Twain anecdote (clean)
3. Humor: Dogs Vs Men <may be offensive to men>
4. Humor(AIDS, F word)
5. Therapy
6. Law on the March
7. The count. <not off.>
8. Seinfeld-isms
9. Just a few jokes...
10. The Village Smithy
11. insults <insults>
12. ho - (off homosexuals)
13. Steve Wright Quips
14. Legislative Eloquence <off. politicians?>

1. The fly (Gross)
2. Fairy Tale with unhappy ending <Offensive to Prince Charming>
3. NASA (offensive to lawyers)
4. Jokes-Clean: Assorted Stuff
5. Humor: Convent
6. fwd: sports malapropisms
7. HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB
8. A treat for Cheers fans (clean, 1/2)
9. Listen for the Buffalo (possibly offensive to Sioux)
10. A real wind bag? <off. to innocent little boys & their teachers>
11. Where do standards come from?
12. <HUMOR> Two prefect days (sexual content)
13. The Yuppie and the Sailor (possibly offensive to the injured-handicapped)
14. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang" Section 9

1. Voodoo Dick <crude, sexual & off. to women>
2. A treat for Cheers fans (clean, 2/2)
3. Fw: Joke from Singapore
4. Priest, Doctor and Engineer
5. The Better Bird (not off)
6. Thoughts.... (not off)
7. Humor: Recommendation Letter
8. The Pope & Elvis <off. to Catholics>
9. Joke-rated: Complaints !!!
10. Cheeky Comment (sexual reference)
11. Consulting jokes
12. An Enchanted Frog Story
13. Flying call girl? <adult themes>
14. Law on the March
15. The Rising Price of Gas (foul)
16. drop fly<suggestive>

1. smart people <women beware> 2 bad words
2. Shit Happens <Repetitive four-letter word. Also, might be offen
3. Quotes part 84
4. English-isms (clean)
5. Lets have a ball <adult>
6. quick hits<poss. off. to chinese>
7. The Honest Cajun (possibly offensive to Cajuns)
8. Catcher in the rye? <clean fun>
9. OLD SAYINGS

1. Old Bob Dole (Offensive to his fans)
2. Lets have a ball 2 <adult>
3. flying<slang for penis>
4. In The News - American politics, illegal immigrants, Madonna
5. Mac the knife? <adult themes>
6. T-shirt juxapositions
7. Dialing the wrong number <clean>

1. T-shirt slogan
2. An evening at a bar <no off.>
3. The deaf couple (suggestive)
4. Clues for Individuals
5. One liners: Old age
6. Humor: Murphys Laws of Computing
7. kids and wives <suggestive>
8. 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
9. Politics Hidden Meaning
10. Alligator Training
11. Charles Darwin <clean>
12. Not Sold In Stores
13. Good riddance! <adult themes>
14. [smiles@vivid.net: Your Have A Nice Day Laugh #0262]

1. Office Automation
2. Bill, Al, & Hillary <offensive to Democrats>
3. Clinton Jokes (off. to the 1st Family)
4. Bob Dole position papers (offensive to supporters)
5. Four more years?
6. One-liners: Conversation, talking, speeches
7. Law on the March
8. Old Couple <sexual>
9. Sexual disorder? (adult themes)
10. <HUMOR> Those Poor Republicans
11. Alexanders ragtime band
12. Given the brush off? <adult themes>
13. Forwarded poem (fwd)
14. MIT Course Evaluation Survey

1. Chapped Cowboy Lips <cleanish>
2. Bob Dole (is)Offensive to Republicans
3. The Egg and I (off. to some)
4. Camping Anyone?
5. A smattering of Latin and a waste of time
6. Humor: Computer Terms
7. various (off. to English, Japanese, blondes, lesbians)
8. Male Logic <rude>
9. Are you ready for some football?
10. Golfers - clean
11. Law on the March
12. Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day...<adult>
13. What Not to Name Your Dog <mild adult theme>

1. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang Section 9
2. A Doctors Story
3. Quotes & Quips <clean>
4. The Ultimate Urban Legend?
5. Bill Clinton (is) Offensive to Democrats
6. Law on the March
7. A hole in one? <adult themes>
8. GETTING MARRIED (perhaps off. to men & women)
9. Big guy <genitalia>
10. Nonoffensive Golf Joke
11. 65 years old
12. Lesbian Humor
13. The Engineers Song (off. to Intel)
14. Internet Viruses
15. Penguin <sexual>

1. The 23rd Qualm
2. mail-order magic
3. Old people <offensive to old people, generally sick>
4. Have a bite ..<no off.>
5. Deep thoughts (limerick included)
6. Mickeys divorce <contains the f*** word>
7. Dating Dictionary
8. THE Campaign Speech <Classic>
9. Mildly Offensive Joke
10. Humor: PC Slacker
11. Various (clean)
12. Law on the March
13. All I know about computers I learned from my mom
14. In The News - Current news, american politics

1. In The News - American politics, recent news
2. Flying Blonde <off. to blondes>
3. The Drunk
4. Looking for a date (offensive to Nam vets)
5. Secret Debate Transcript
6. Coal Miner <crude>
7. Sore butts justified? <Adult themes>
8. A door to eternity <no off.>

1. Capt. Kirk meets the Roadrunner (clean)
2. Political Correctness
3. Genie hearing aid needed? <adult themes>
4. sniglets - definitions?

1. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang" Section 10
2. The gift
3. mail-order magic
4. Various (all clean)
5. whats a guy doing...? [sexual innuendo]
6. Law on the March
7. Young Turk
8. Growing up fast! <adult themes>
9. Sick Cats (offensive to cats)
10. Gay One Liners <risque>
11. Misquotes
12. Love Trek on the Star Boat <clean, with one 4-letter word>
13. smart remark <suggestive>

1. more quick hits<offensive to blacks, f-word>
2. The Flood
3. When morons write to Abby
4. On a plane (language, off to catholics?)
5. Babies <offensive to the disabled>
6. Law on the March
7. Big Two-Hearted Sun
8. A monkey wrench? <adult themes>
9. May be offensive to Irish CaTholics
10. cannibals
11. Assorted (all clean)
12. Humor, May be offensive to women

1. pollock joke<offensive to pollocks>
2. Joke-Rated:tattoo
3. Murphys Laws of Sex
4. Babies (reprise) <sexual situations, off. to pregnant women?>
5. Stowaway [sexual content]
6. Political Joke <clean>
7. What beautiful slopes she had! <Adult themes>
8. Little Johnny <clean>
9. Various (individual warnings)
10. Cooking by Chemists
11. The mule
12. The Bunny is dead
13. You might be from Seattle if you....
14. Stupid laws (part 1 of 2)

1. Alternative Farming <slightly risqui>
2. riddle
3. One-liners <clean>
4. salesman joke {clean}
5. Happy Halloween
6. Joke-Clean: If she comes back
7. Dick (adult) includes One liners (adult)
8. Warning Signs of Insanity for Programmers.
9. The Top 15 Complaints of Modern Day Vampires
10. Jokes about sex (adult content, offensive to nuns & homosexuals)
11. <humor> Woody Woodpecker doesnt make it to the INTERNET
12. Various (all clean)
13. How to play better golf <adult themes>