The Humor List Postings for November 1996

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of November Topics of the day:
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1. The Growth <sick>
2. Officer Fitness Reports
3. the statue (adult)
4. classic riddle
5. Vincent Van Gogh (not off.)
6. Sweet Revenge
7. Proper Care of Disks
8. CHAT: Request
9. Halloween politics <clean>
10. Every 4th November
11. Froze my ass off <adult themes>
12. Airplane ride<offensive to blacks>
13. Ohio (offensive to Congressmen)
14. Apathy
15. Email (contains word penis - sexually suggestive/inudendos)

1. Scottish Brew
2. Political Joke <clean>
3. Warning Signs of Insanity for Programmers.
4. The Top 15 Complaints of Modern Day Vampires
5. <humor> Woody Woodpecker doesnt make it to the INTERNET
6. 10 Reasons your girlfriend might leave you for a woman (Lesbian offensive)
7. Dirty Humor (language, adult themes, off. to women)
8. Stupid laws (part 2 of 2)
9. <No subject given>
10. Lost control! <adult themes>
11. <No subject given>
12. <No subject given>
13. Mens Life Styles Through the Ages (may be offensive to some men)

1. Its been a while (sexual theme)
2. dangerous cars {clean}
3. In The News - Politics, Halloween, OJ Simpson
4. HUMOR List Traffic Report
5. The Weight Loss Plan (sexual theme)
6. Guy Fawkes Day & The American Election
7. The Golden Rule and political ads
8. Twas the night of the party<offensive to cops?>
9. Let it all hang out! <off. to Polacks>

1. Joke Rated: "Library of American Slang" Section 11
2. Dress Code <Adult theme>
3. Humor: The Kings Sore Foot
4. Childish humour <clean>
5. True Stories (1/2, clean)
6. More Childish Humor
7. Election well wishes
8. GOP means... (offensive to Republicans)
9. Blonde Joke-May be offensive to women
10. Difference between US & British politics (Suggestive)
11. Im glad Im a man <off to women>
12. Top 18 Signs Youve Hired the Wrong Clown (non-offensive)
13. A final campaign shot <clean>
14. Grab a breath of fresh air! <adult themes>
15. Are You Hungry? <offensive Cannibal Jokes>
16. An inpression (Offensive to the handicapped)
17. Nuns - adult humor
18. Third World War

1. Im glad Im a man <off. to women>
2. Upset stomach
3. More one-liners <clean>
4. <No subject given>
5. Two more <semi-offensive> cannibal jokes
6. Duck call <not offensive>
7. Humor: Things to Know
8. The Drink .... and the Drive (relatively clean)
9. Are You Hungry? <offensive Cannibal Jokes>
10. "Library of American Slang" Section 12
11. Going to the local pub for a quick one <mild sexual content>
12. Honest Politician (off. to politicians)
13. Doles last-ditch strategies (pos. off. to Republicans)
14. LAST WORDS
15. Problems with old age <sick>

1. Political Humor (clean)
2. Humor: Aunt Emma
3. Little old lady <sexual theme>
4. Kids talk About Love <Cute, not offensive> Part 2 of 2
5. Kids talk About Love <cute, not offensive> Part 1 of 2
6. Thats Nice <f*** word>
7. More Goghs
8. WHY DO WOMEN MARRY? <ADULT>

1. twin
2. Follow Me!
3. On an Island <European prejudices>
4. Job Interview <clean>
5. wrong number
6. affair<foul language>
7. Vans Hero (clean)
8. Humor: Opening a Can
9. Dog vs. Man humor (may be offensive to some men)
10. True Stories (2/2, clean)
11. Law on the March
12. More LAST WORDS
13. British Military
14. More Oracle Fun : Not offensive
15. Computer industry acronyms
16. Im glad Im a man III <off. to women>
17. City of God (offensive to women)
18. Touring Greece <off. to Greeks>
19. Political joke <clean, not off>

1. Vocabulary Update <clean>
2. Fishing Trip <Adult>
3. She got it backwards <Adult. Off. to Greeks>
4. Longer Legs <Adult>
5. Various (separate warnings)
6. parrots
7. Football prayer <poss off to religious conservatives>
8. politics
9. The Face lift <suggestive>
10. Sunshine Death Star Daycare Center
11. Anatomic riddle <off. to women>
12. Sexual Humor, Bad Language
13. Law on the March

1. contemporary lifestyle (generally offensive)
2. A request and a Stephen Wright quote <clean>
3. Lettermans Lines of the Week
4. Some Interesting Trivia -- Part 1
5. Application to Date My Daughter
6. Talk LOUDER! <off. to the British>
7. My boss <clean, cynical> and thanks for Cybersex
8. In The News - American politics, lawyers, OJ Simpson

1. The Execution of "The Greaser" (long)
2. Brewster the Rooster <sexual references>
3. Yiddish proverbs
4. off to women?
5. Political ,<offensive>

1. Blond Joke <Off. to Blonds>
2. True Story...(East end types)
3. Job insecurity <clean>
4. package
5. Piece of meat <Off. to women>
6. parrots
7. Rabbi and Priest <Off to Catholics/Jews>
8. Thank you and a Zoology Exam story <clean>

1. Quest
2. Answer to my quest
3. Yet more one-liners <clean>
4. Political joke <clean>
5. A funny thing happeded to me.. <sick humor>
6. Fw: Funny Story
7. Condoms & Tires <apparently sexual>
8. Ten things that sound dirty at (American) Thanskgiving, but , arent.....
9. The Party <adult>
10. How I got into heaven <suggestive>

1. <No subject given>
2. Accident!! (perhaps off. to older women)
3. Mens Restroom Etiquette! (non-offensive)
4. Law on the March
5. Law on the March
6. Catabolic engine (Off. to cat-lovers and animal rightsists)
7. Funny quote from a phone call yesterday
8. Clinton
9. feels like heaven but your living in hell
10. Could I please? <suggestive>
11. Vent comment from Mondays Atlanta Constitution
12. A Walk <Clean>

1. Daves Lines of the Week (Letterman)
2. Married humor
3. Going Professional (Adult)
4. Clintons Note to Gingrich (off only to super sensitive.
5. What I would do if president (non offensive)
6. How Not to Rob a Bank <Clean>
7. Nightmares <not offensive>
8. Luke & Jed are taught the ways of the world (some adult themes, non-offensive)
9. You May Be an Engineer if... (Part 1)
10. Jargon File Update...

1. Banjo joke <off to banjoists>
2. Cinderella - Adult humor
3. Mens life styles through the ages <clean, non-off.>
4. old joke - horses +bars
5. The last of the one-liners
6. The Final Exam (clean)
7. Not exactly the Kirov <slightly gross, off. to women>
8. NYU Application
9. Application Off. to Ark. folks)
10. Joke-clean: Anagram Hall of Fame
11. Im Hungry - A Teenagers Lament
12. Gag Headlines
13. Senators Murray and Thurmond [offensive to almost everyone]
14. Yiddish proverbs
15. What if condoms had corporate sponsors <sexually suggestive>

1. Goofs Conclusion (clean)
2. Some Interesting Trivia -- Part 3
3. Use of IBM (off. to African natives, IBM, advertising people)
4. Cancelling Music Service
5. Some Interesting Trivia -- Part 2
6. hemorrhoids
7. for Joseph Stone
8. In The News - American politics, talk shows, B of A

1. Offensive to Women
2. You might be an engineer if -- (Part 2)
3. <No subject given>
4. Tooth Fairy Form Letter (not offensive)
5. What men and women never say <Crude, offensive>
6. Yiddish proverbs

1. Blonde Joke <Off. to Women>
2. Joke-Rated: class act
3. Nun Humor (poss. off.)
4. Sayings <clean>
5. True story of a British Ambassador <NOT off. to British - I am one!>
6. Some Interesting Trivia -- Part 4
7. Farm Life
8. Happy ending <clean>
9. Top ten reasons studying is better than sex!
10. an M.D. in Hades
11. Joke-rated:Elementary,my dear Watson
12. Microsoft Humor - clean
13. A LITTLE SOMETHING TO PONDER IN YOUR SPARE TIME... <drugs>

1. Pickles <informative>
2. Wedding with a twist
3. The Smurfs
4. Some Interesting Trivia -- Part 4 Revised
5. Law on the March
6. The Hole (anatomically vulgar)
7. Optimist and Pessimist
8. 3 guys in Hell (mature theme - sort of)
9. Bad Jokes <clean>
10. Polish Army (Offensive to Polish people, but any group can be used)
11. more "cracked" cartoons

1. Old Jack <Clean>
2. Sardarji Jokes (Part 1) (off. to Sardarjis)
3. Floral arrangement <adult>
4. Insurance Claims
5. Thought provoking one-liners which may lead to chuckles (or not)...
6. National Park humour
7. In the Age of Cost Cutting...
8. Quiz
9. Slow down!
10. THE PLAN (profane and scatalogical)
11. Underground ads
12. A Limmerick. (May be mildly offensive to the prudish)
13. long, offensive to piccolo players, mf-repeated; otherwise not s
14. supermarket humor <clean, slightly suggestive>
15. Velly silly building site joke

1. Sardarji Jokes (Part 2) (off to Sardarjis)
2. Engineers graffito
3. HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS
4. A Visit from St. Nicholas... (long)
5. Top Ten at the Office <Suggestive>
6. Law on the March
7. Youngman Classic <offensive to the rude only>
8. Tickling Trivia <Clean, unless your mind is dirty!>
9. Husband & Wife, Olives, the Milkman and the Burgler
10. Thought provoking one-liners which may lead to chuckles
11. Lawyer Jokes Dont Work Because...
12. a guy in a bar joke
13. Another Limerick (possibly offensive)
14. offensive to whackers
15. What a Country <offensive to Michael Jackson>
16. A cowboy and his horse <clean>
17. Old Jack <clean>
18. Sign Communication (not too bad)

1. The Laws of Cartoon Physics <not off.>
2. <Old Joke>
3. deer hunting schedule
4. A funny thing happened to me... <sick humor>
5. Macarena
6. various thoughts of wisdom (and a joke too!) not off.
7. Newfoundland Medical Dictionary
8. Bedroom Golf <sexual innuendo>
9. This is News? <Headlines, not off.>
10. cowpoke
11. opportunist
12. M&M Evolution
13. DILBERTS LAWS OF WORK

1. Joke-Clean: Pain
2. They shoot horses, dont they?
3. Worse Wake-ups
4. Limerick #2 (slightly off. to the prudish)
5. Stress-coping humor
6. Prison vs. work, unoffensive
7. Some One Liners
8. life of an egg (might be slightly offensive to some)
9. Punk Rocker

1. Good/Bad/Worse Events <adult themes>
2. Nun Joke <Poss. Offensive to Catholics>
3. 50 ways to flame your gerbil. (Off to gays, gerbils)
4. How not to lose your partner
5. Eavesdropping at Comdex <off. programmers?>
6. Our Nations Capitol <Off. to Blacks>

1. Good/Bad/Worse Events <adult themes>
2. Sardarji joke (off to sardajis)
3. EATING AT HIS GIRLFRIEND
4. Blondes Q&A Part 1 (Off. to blondes)
5. Another Sardarji Joke <Off. to Sardarjis>
6. You might be.... (off. to Republicans)
7. Lawyers and cannibals and newlyweds and bears! (oh my!)
8. Two nuns <Adult off.to nuns>
9. a man walks into a bar<adult>
10. New Prayer
11. Amusing conversation
12. Chocolate ( f word )
13. True Story...... <sick,sexual humor>
14. Tickling Trivia <Clean, unless your mind is dirty!>
15. Professorial Translations <offensive to professors>
16. Dilbertisms. (off. to my company execs.)
17. City Hall in the News
18. Fwd: In The News - US Politics & govt, Michael Jackson

1. US Army Sex Scandal <adult themes>
2. Blondes Q&A Part 2 (Off. to blondes)
3. Alligator (off to Women, sexual references)
4. Few jokes (adult)
5. The Jump (Off to stutterers) and the Anniversary
6. The Christmas Trousers (not offensive)
7. A clean dirty joke?
8. The Lamp
9. Lubrication <Suggestive>
10. Offensive to gays who get gerbils stuck in their A...hole
11. Why it takes a license to drive <off to Californians>
12. Mushroom Joke <offensive to mushroom lovers>
13. CLINTON JOKES#1 <Offensive to Democrats, Liberals, &Liars>
14. You May Be an Engineer if -- (Part 3)
15. Anecdote: "bad sandwich" (on a airline plane)
16. Joke-Rated:MARKETING STRATEGY

1. Lubrication <suggestive>
2. Classroom quotes
3. Clean Joke
4. Discount Airline Watch-Fors
5. A Thanksgiving Poem <non-offensive>
6. CLINTON JOKES#2<Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
7. Brians trip to the United States
8. Some Interesting Trivia -- Part 5
9. True Stories <risque but questionable>
10. Joke offensive to gays
11. At the Doctors <sick>
12. King Arthur
13. Childrens Books That Were Banned Last Year
14. the old logos
15. FW: Make your own country song!

1. Modern art (poss. offensive to Indians)
2. Parenthood
3. Is Your Job Secure ?
4. <Sick>
5. Wooden heads
6. CLINTON JOKES#3 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
7. Three cokerils...<suggestive, off to gays>
8. Letter To God
9. You May Be an Engineer if -- (Part 4)
10. Law on the March
11. In The News - Deceased turkeys, Newt Gingrich
12. humour-European English (not off.)
13. "My son is better than yours!" (off to gays,sick)

1. Cheer Up
2. Legal Matters <off. to lawyers, jurors, bums>
3. <HUMOR> Tattoo in a private place
4. The curious executive <Off.to nose diggers>
5. OLYMPICS JOKE <Offensive to Fidel Castro>
6. Edward Woodward Again <clean>
7. Poem (Crude)

1. post turkey day <off to turkeys>
2. Trio of Jokes <adult humor>
3. Actual signs see out and about
4. A Christmas Poem
5. I Thought It Was A Snake...<not offensive>
6. Bimbo-Brunette Jokes <may be offensive to brunettes >
7. Venting
8. Some Interesting Trivia -- Part 1 -- Revised
9. The Copier Incident... <offensive to engineers>