The Humor List Postings for December 1996

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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1. Workplace Humor <adult themes>
2. Ill Show You Zipping
3. lets go to town <adult>
4. How to Write <Clean>
5. CLINTON JOKES#4 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
6. HUMOR List Traffic Report
7. Another injury joke (not offensive)
8. <HUMOR> Universal theories
9. Interesting town (repeated donkey references)
10. "Brokenhearted No More" <Scatalogical>

1. Did Ya Ever Wonder...
2. Ill never be a pin-up <sigh>
3. Food for thought... (not off.)
4. Twins, twins, twins, ...
5. Lawyer Jokes - Part 1/13 (off to Lawyers? naaawww)
6. Now generation <clean and very cute>
7. Bimbo-Blonde Jokes <may be offensive to blondes / some are UK or
8. <off. to fat girls>
9. Psychology humor...(offensive to democrats)...
10. CLINTON JOKES#5 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
11. Quotes On The Nature Of The Universe
12. Engineering - may be offensive to engineers
13. Murphys 20 Laws of Combat
14. It Wasnt Fair! (Adult)
15. Adult language, Offensive to religious people
16. A couple mild ones from my wife
17. Star Wars vs. Star Trek
18. vetanarian joke
19. my new stereo <adult>

1. francophone humor <possibly offensive to non-French-speakers>
2. Have you ever heard of DOOM?
3. PJs (Part 1)
4. The Model <adult humor>
5. francophone pun <possibly offensive to non-French-speakers>
6. Ill bet you 50 dollars
7. Lawyer Jokes - Part 2/13 (off to Lawyers? you never know!)
8. In the army now <adult, off. to army personnel>
9. Lawyer Jokes (correction)
10. Im sick! (really tacky).
11. CLINTON JOKES#6 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
12. Alzheimers joke----offensive to Alzheimers sufferers---
13. The New Catholic (Religious)
14. Racing Donkey (may be offensive to religious types)
15. Christmas Poem (not offensive)

1. PJs (Part 2/2)
2. Women <adult humor>
3. Question <Off. to older women>
4. Safe Sex <gross>
5. Exercise humor
6. Donations - suggestive
7. laws of physics
8. Lawyer Jokes - Part 3/13 (off to Lawyers? do we care?)
9. the mulla kyle knows about santa claus
10. CLINTON JOKES#7 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
11. A little known Egyptian fact
12. Coffee, tea, or Charmins? (scatalogical)
13. SOME HALLOWEEN FUN ( Adult Humor)
14. Yet, ONE MORE Genie joke...
15. "new" system problems <clean>
16. animal crackers <adult>
17. A Letter Home <a few sentences with adult themes>
18. A Letter Home <a few sentences with adult themes>
19. A Letter Home <a few sentences with adult themes>
20. CLINTON JOKES#7 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>

1. The Pope, bread and chicken <off to Cath
2. Easy Flame Form
3. Police Story (TRUE from UK)
4. Lawyer Jokes - Part 4/13 (off to Lawyers? equal opportunity!)
5. Mistaken identity
6. Aggie Joke <offensive to U of Texas grads>
7. CLINTON JOKES#8 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
8. joke: Re: CO/DL merger, new name idea (humor)
9. Christmas joke (clean)
10. Vampire bats
11. Bills day off <pos.off.to postmen and milkmen>
12. You Might Be a Foriegner If... (Ooze #9 Excerpt)
13. Vibrators <Adult>
14. A pet bet <adult>
15. Some Interesting Trivia -- Part 4 -- Revised
16. Offensive to elderly and deaf folks
17. Medecine for the symptom
18. books of special interest

1. first airplane trip
2. Gifts from Above
3. In the News <adult theme>
4. The Saviour
5. Some great puns
6. Spoon Humor <Adult>
7. one of a kind <adult>
8. Only a Jamaican <off to waiters>
9. Communist Meteorologist (Off to Communists? )
10. 6-year-old <clean and a must read>
11. Lawyer Jokes - Part 5/13 (off to Lawyers? says who?!?)
12. No Match For Elizabeth Taylor <clean>
13. Priestly joke (sexual)
14. Name Change
15. Hear The One About The Mammogram?
16. Wilbert and Santa <vulgarity at end>
17. Southern Mores {may offend}
18. HUMOR: Consumers Guide to Girlfriends
19. A toy story...(sexual)
20. The Contest (adult themes)
21. Another Ooze #9 Excerpt- Unlikely Cultural Exports

1. Lawyer Jokes - Part 6/13 (off to Lawyers? ok, maybe to some)
2. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Sexually offensive to anyone with taste,... and reindeer
3. Toothache <Indonesia politics>
4. Vent humor

1. Blonde Joke Revenge
2. Storks (cute, the S-word)
3. Brothel humor (sick, gross, off to women and most other creatures)
4. Thanksgiving forecast
5. application to live in New Jersey
6. Fly and Cat <suggestive, adult language> ENJOY!!!!

1. Blonde Joke Revenge <adult humor>
2. Politics Explained (And Thats No Bull) <political>
3. Definition of the Internet
4. CLINTON JOKES#9 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
5. Bumper sticker
6. Coke Joke <Offensive to Polish people>
7. Chain letter from outer space <adult>
8. Joke
9. OJ Humor (funny, unless you are an OJ aholic!)
10. In The News - Clinton, Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson
11. three wise men <off. Southerners?>
12. "For Dummies" books that will never be published

1. Holiday Cheer
2. Hotel California
3. Breath Analyser (off to blonds)
4. My childhood
5. How to annoy people
6. Lawyer Jokes - Part 7/13 (off to Lawyers? ok, I ran out of cute things to say)
7. CLINTON JOKES#10 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
8. Conversation Starters
9. Aphorisms - 80 lines
10. Growin Santa <adult>
11. Law on the March
12. Bill Gates <adult; offensive to Microsoft, Bill Gates, Hugh Grant, Divine>
13. Leper/Baseball joke <sick>
14. A Letter Home
15. Clinton Humor
16. Hippie and Bus Driver (sick)
17. War against USA <perhaps offensive to some countries>
18. Think youve had a bad day?
19. humor <shouldnt be offensive, mild explitive>
20. Bumper Stickers
21. FATHER AND SON TALK <GROSS , SICK>

1. Trio of Jokes <adult humor>
2. Lil Johnny strikes again (adult theme)
3. P+iJ
4. Tennis Elbow {sexual content}
5. How to annoy people
6. Four men and their dogs <the f-word, off. to union members>
7. Humor: suggestive - Advertising Boner!
8. 25 Ways To Spoil Your Roommates Holiday
9. Lawyer Jokes - Part 8/13 (off to Lawyers?)
10. Signs you have nothing to do at work (non-offensive)
11. Test
12. The Chauffeur
13. Odd marriages
14. Cant buy me love <adult>
15. CLINTON JOKES#11<Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
16. (Fwd) Top 14 tips for surviving college (fwd)
17. Clean humor
18. Dark Suckers
19. 42 <clean>

1. Resume Translator
2. The Queue
3. lawyers and nuclear waste <off. to lawyers>
4. Kindergarten Crime
5. Where do they come from??<Very off. to lawyers>
6. Top 10 things Im tired of hearing
7. RIGHT PEOPLE KEEP THROWING SNOBALLS AT ME SO HERE ARE A FEW!!!
8. Horse Trading in my country (off language, Leroi)
9. Christmas Cheer
10. Software <off. to women>
11. Church Bulletins

1. The dance of the bumble bee <adult>
2. CLINTON JOKES#12 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
3. Resume Translator
4. Scientific Inquiry into Santa Claus
5. TITLES <clean>
6. Job search - clean & cute
7. A story for Everybody, Anybody, Somebody, and Nobody
8. Yo Mamma!!! <very rude, extremely offensive, especially to people>
9. an old favorite <offensive to dyslexics?>
10. Frog Princess

1. CLINTON JOKES#13<Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
2. Humor:suggestive...real life
3. anyone who wants to know<informative>
4. Be Prepared
5. SNOWBALLS
6. Health Club Journal
7. Correction to an old favorite <offensive to dyslexics?>
8. horse sense
9. The Devil and the Tough Guy <clean, off. to Denver fans>
10. Confuscious <adult>
11. Boy Scouts and Military (May be offensive to military)
12. Christmas angels <rude language>
13. Yo Momma!!!! <very rude and offensive, esp. to people>
14. Space Visitors <No Offensive Material>
15. humor: Ideas for the Tickle Me Elmo-less
16. Riddle <off. to Texans and Okies>
17. OJ Trial as told by Dr. Suess
18. Golf Joke (off to some religions)

1. Sticky Problem <Gross , off. to woman , adult>
2. Poes Cat
3. Should Women Carry Guns
4. TopFive Dr. Seuss Pick-Up Lines
5. Why
6. contraception poem [adult, only mildly so]
7. Happy Easter!!!!
8. merry xmas
9. SNOWBALLS

1. Fem Jokes <some profanity>
2. Prayers <possibly off. to religious people>
3. Problems with Monkeys <Off. Tax Empl.>
4. Joke-Rated:Snow white
5. Wire brush <a bit tasteless>
6. Three men <pos.off.to fat woman>
7. Psychic Hotline (clean)
8. Michael Jackson humor
9. Giants tooth <groaner>
10. Top 10 Reasons why Hannukah is Better than Xmas
11. The salesman and the snake <clean>
12. How to detect "get rich quick" schemes
13. Evil Overlord
14. Wither the Internet
15. Limbaugh humor
16. Christmas Humor, author unknown <long>
17. In church...
18. another bad pun
19. Almost Perfect <reference to sex organ>
20. Our Gang <N-Word....Racist..Sex>
21. no TV? <clean but silly>

1. how to deal with cramming for finals
2. <No subject given>
3. Few jokes <adult>
4. Divorce Story <Maybe Adult>
5. wacky Definations..
6. Horoscope <adult theme, rude, off.to just about everyone> (75 lines)
7. Jokes <adult, poss.off to catholics >
8. Lawn Mower <Depends what you think>

1. King of the Jungle
2. Football - USA
3. The Brave - (offensive to Native Americans)
4. Chaplains Thought <possibly offensive to born-again fanatics>
5. Texas Beefcake
6. In The News - American politics, the FBI, OJ Simpson
7. CLINTON JOKES#14 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
8. <HUMOUR> Thieves steal strange things
9. More Nate
10. Pregnancy humor, especially labor
11. Computer viruses

1. last thoughts during a final
2. Frankly speaking
3. Seminars for women <off to women>
4. Corporate Translator
5. Question <Clean>
6. One liner <offensive to dyslexics>
7. Female Joke (Off to women)
8. Quickies - mostly elephants (risque)
9. Humor: Gay Midget
10. Dolly Parton <suggestive>
11. Joke-Clean:If Restaurants functioned like MicroSoft....
12. More computer viruses
13. Variation on a theme (offensive to Minnesotans)
14. Dr. SeussTrek
15. A Riddle
16. Top Ten Christmas Quotations
17. Under the sea
18. The Quickie
19. The Cabbie <oral sex reference>
20. <HUMOUR> An ode to Xmas indigestion
21. Late at night
22. Question <Suggestive>

1. <No subject given>
2. Seminars for men <off.to men>
3. Statistician. (off to statisticians)
4. The lighter side of the law
5. Miscellaneous <maybe risque & 1 taboo word>
6. Humor: assorted news......
7. More pregnancy humor
8. humor
9. Dry joke
10. the christmas trousers
11. Wedding night blues <adult>
12. Beginner programs
13. More Pregnancy Humor <not for the faint-hearted!>
14. Sick Christmas joke
15. How to Score Points with a Women (Part 1 of 3)
16. Various <offensive to Poles, nude women, Woody Allen>
17. Super Contractor
18. A Better Mouse Trap
19. Gay Jacuzzi (TM) Joke: <adult><sick><off. to gays>
20. The Xmas Files
21. On my tea bag (one liner)
22. Commemorative bonds & Bosnia Bumberstickers
23. THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, TEXAS STYLE
24. The TEX-MEX "Night before Christmas"

1. snowman humor <crude, offensive language>
2. Corporate Translator (3 of 3)
3. One liners (off to Surds)
4. Please Miss. <adult>
5. Another "Night Before Christmas"
6. Humor: The Colonoscopy
7. Snappy dresser
8. Law on the March
9. more one liners
10. staff element
11. How to Score Points with a Women (Part 2 of 3)
12. Barbie (adult)
13. Bar Joke <off. to most people>
14. Unlikely Cultural Exports from Ooze #9
15. Tis the season
16. Military Management Evaluation <sick, offensive language, offensive to Atlantians>

1. The WorkPlace
2. Quotes
3. Smithsonian Humor
4. Cannibals <nuf said>
5. One-liner (cynical)
6. Humor: Santas Check Ride - sick
7. The Night Before Christmas <adult><Off t
8. Actual bumper stickers
9. The 3.10 to Yuma <adult>
10. marital problems ( cute )
11. 2 Gays and a Genie <offensive to homosexuals and blacks - s+f-words>
12. How to Score Points with a Women (Part 3 of 3)
13. Toms malady
14. Med exam (suggestive)
15. Scientific proof of the existence of Santa, redux
16. More One Liners

1. Misc Personal Ads
2. Readers Digest
3. Humor: suggestive
4. A different kind of Secret Santa
5. ballad of BOBBITT hillbillies<offensive to John Bobbitt> language
6. Inner Peace Alert
7. Consumer Fights Back
8. Latest Edict from Microsoft
9. holiday greetings
10. Only in Merrye Olde Engolond
11. take a note <adult>
12. Ghost story (sexual reference)
13. OJ wins custody of his kids
14. Breast humor
15. Entrance Exam <offensive to football players>

1. Cookies: Engineering Receipe
2. old shit cautionary tale
3. Doctor Joke
4. fwd: Signs seen around the world
5. Things our little ones say <cute, maybe off. to blacks>
6. Cats <no off.>

1. Neat Bumper Stickers
2. The frog <sick>
3. Newts Glass Eye (off to the blindly loyal)
4. offensive to jehovahs witnesses, so sorry
5. The $ 64 000 question <adult>
6. Legally speaking...
7. Govt Night Before X-Mas]
8. MSDS for Wo-off to v. sensitive women
9. The Tatoo <adult>

1. Oysters <Offensive to oysters>
2. Misc Thoughts
3. 12 days of xmas, politically correct
4. Helping Hand <mildly adult>
5. safe sex <suggestive> offensive to pharmacists with daughters
6. Law on the March
7. Language Disease
8. More bumper sticker sightings<mildly offensive language>
9. Re : Ebonics
10. Humor:Programmers Xmas
11. Entrance Exam - Answers
12. Football
13. Her name is mister Ed <no off.>
14. Another definition of the internet
15. The Rug
16. Chaplains Thought <offensive to Santa>
17. The New Priest
18. GM announces instant-win airbags (dark humor, not really offensive)

1. The Christmas Season
2. Scratch & sniff (rude anatomical word)
3. Chaplains Thought
4. Health Care FAQ <offensive to MBs (Medical Bureaucrats)>
5. Holiday Fruitcake Recipe (poss. off. to teatotalers)
6. Seasons Greetings!
7. 12 Days of Christmas <language,sexual,long>
8. Were the world ! ! !
9. Fruedian Slip (offensive to wives)

1. Christmas Controversies
2. Russians (off. to Russians)
3. The Nose Knows
4. Indian Boom <no off>
5. Yuletide humor - sexual reference
6. Little Johnny in Body parts, feat Stuck (no 2-18 yo)

1. Lil Johnny Again <mild adult>
2. Letter from Mom
3. Temperance
4. Save your kisses for me <no off>
5. The Great Maine Moose Hunt
6. lovers
7. Contact Trouble (Medical Humor)
8. In The News - Christmas, the IRS, American politics
9. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 1
10. Student Employment Opportunities <Adult Theme>

1. In The News - American politics, Los Angeles women
2. Laws of Love & Dating <adult>
3. cafe au pille <no off>
4. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 3
5. T&M - HUMOR: Ode to SPAM (fwd)
6. Taxi Driver
7. What do you call.. {sexual}

1. New, new Math <adult>
2. For Stephen King fans...
3. Dear Abby <adult>
4. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 4
5. Little Known Firsts
6. Mexican/cue ball comparison <off. to Mexicans/hispanics>
7. My Xmas (Mildly offensive to OJ, environmentalists and Milli Vanilli - no profanity)

1. May be offensive to the Irish
2. Macho Driving Tips
3. Parrot joke <fowl language :o) >
4. Urban myths from Hell
5. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 5
6. <adult><off. to homosexuals>
7. offensive to cat lovers...1 naughty word...
8. horse sign (true, clean)
9. The Canine Codices

1. the preachers mule
2. Happy New Year
3. Traffic Cop <Off. Traffic Cops>
4. The Genie <Off.to Irish>
5. Wet Dream <rather long, very punny>
6. 101 things not to say during sex<adult theme><part 1 of 2>
7. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 6
8. White Lies (Adult themes)