The Humor List Postings for February 1997

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
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1. Classified Ads <clean>
2. Moore Misc Humor
3. fwd: Top 20 Rejected Childrens Books <moderately bad taste>
4. You Might Be a Teacher...
5. High Tech Communications Joke
6. "News of the Weird"
7. The Grandfather Of All Bookmakers
8. FWD: Guy humor
9. Nuns swearing <nuns, offensive language>
10. APOLOGY FROM Shaq3434@Juno.com
11. Diary Of An AOL User (Part 1 of 2) <may be offensive to AOL users and
12. TOP TEN LEGACIES JIM KELLY LEFT THE NFL
13. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
14. Spoonerisms <clean>
15. The Ultimate Blonde Joke List <language, sexual refernces, off. 2 blondes>

1. Moore on Women
2. More Spoonerisms <clean>
3. Laughter tax
4. Moped (May be offensive tofat people)
5. Drinking Nun Joke
6. Law on the March
7. OJ and Robert Shapiro < OFFENSIVE TO BLACKS > < RACIST > < Anyone easily offended - DONT READ THE FOLLOWING
8. Naughty Limmerick: Spa, Fr, Eng <offensive>
9. TOP TEN REAL REASONS THE NFL HOLDS THE PRO BOWL
10. Diary Of An AOL User (Part 2 of 2) <may be offensive to AOL users and newbies>
11. HUMOR List Traffic Report
12. How many balls you have?
13. The Fantastic story of "Ssssst" and "Psssst"

1. One morning in the German camp.<offensive to Jews>
2. Moore on Sex <adult humor>
3. Run-On Verse <inoffensive>
4. "News of the Weird"
5. Its A Wacky World
6. Hang Time
7. TOP TEN SIGNS SPRING TRAINING IS ALMOST HERE
8. Real Engineers <contains references to female bodily funcions>
9. short books
10. Groooooaaaaaannn!!!
11. Dwarves Joke <adult>
12. Less Common Latin Phrases (1 of 2) <offensive to ancient Romans>
13. <HUMOUR> Its a dogs life
14. Jewish Song (could be off. to Jews)
15. Humor:Slide Rules

1. Moore Misc Jokes <adult humor>
2. The Farmers Bull <inoffensive>
3. Less Common Latin Phrases (2 of 2) <offensive to ancient Romans>
4. Portable Bidet
5. Quotes & Stuff
6. <Humor> Take That!
7. Impotence <sexual reference>
8. Alligator in Bar Joke <adult>
9. Humor - OUCH! <adult>
10. A family disaster caused by a cow! <rude>
11. (Turkish) karga ile esssek!
12. Name Change <warning offensive language>
13. Random useless thoughts
14. TOP TEN REASONS WHY STAR WARS CHARACTERS AND GEAR WOULD KICK ASS IN STAR

1. Moore Misc Humor <adult humor>
2. Irish blarney
3. Posting-Generated Spoonerisms <inoffensive>
4. Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy
5. Emergency Party Notice!
6. Old Chestnut updated
7. Bill Gates <offensive to Bill, Microsoft, maybe programmers>
8. Rabbi & Priest Joke
9. Riddle me this..

1. Women jokes (extremely offensive to women)
2. Moore on Health
3. Parenthood - Part 1 of 3 <clean>
4. The red ring{swearing}
5. School Boy Definitions <inoffensive>
6. Testicle squeezing (off to sensitive testes)
7. Little Cussin Johnny <profanity>
8. fwd:The Village People Meets Star Wars (***)
9. Real News (clean, adult, pos. offensive to women)
10. Childhood habits <adult, suggestive>
11. request from fellow contributors
12. A Day in History -- for Feb 9
13. The Saturn Cult (offensive to Saturn owners)
14. Its A Wacky World <adult - sex>>
15. No Room at the Hotel

1. English, the Language
2. Parenthood - Part 2 of 3 <clean>
3. Slips of the Tongue <inoffensive>
4. Three Conditions <adult>
5. What is HMO? ( Not offensive to patients)
6. Biscuits (poor)
7. The Love Doctor (Sexual)
8. Birds (1 slightly offensive word)
9. IRS Tax rule <gross>
10. Sniglets (not offensive)
11. The Yankee Horse Story <adult themes, mild language>
12. In The News - Humorous News Quips

1. Ask a Stupid Question, and ...
2. Parenthood - 3 of 3 <clean>
3. The trunk
4. Its A Wacky World
5. I am My Own Grandpa
6. Humor: Geekonics
7. bad day
8. Former candidate <risque> <political; may offend Republicans>
9. Southern Hospitality <adult>
10. Rabbi & Priest. ( off. to both parties )
11. Indian Spoken-English humor & Big America article
12. In The News - Humorous News Quips
13. "Love Me, Im a Liberal," by Phil Ochs
14. Thoughts on the Nature of the Universe

1. Not long now... <adult humor>
2. Nun humor - Offensive to the faithful
3. Monkey Meat Anyone? <off. to Karens>
4. a clockwork deal <no off>
5. Its A Wacky World
6. In The News - Humorous New Quips Again...
7. Position no. 71 <bad, bad language>
8. Aliterated Prodigal Son
9. Security Vetting.........Clean
10. Chinese-German restaurant
11. Two bums walking <offensive & disgusting>
12. Dutch Girls on Bicycles
13. A Very Bad Star Wars/Star Trek Pun
14. <HUMOUR> The Grapes of Wrath - for wine drinkers

1. Moore on Crime
2. Ancient Chinese Torture <adult themes, mild adult language, painful to
3. "News of the Weird"
4. Medical Advice (risque)
5. Biggest Business Lies
6. Obituary
7. Why men should be built by Fuji (off. to some men)
8. Its A Wacky World
9. One-Liners
10. Humor:Offensive to Scotts-suggestive
11. TOP TEN REAL REASONS DEION SANDERS RETURNED TO BASEBALL
12. The Refrigerator
13. This is Spinal Tap <sexual innuendos>
14. Martial Arts <offensive to Kung-fu masters, spanish speakers, language>
15. Valentines Day Massacre
16. Glad Im a Man (off to women)

1. Moore Womens Logic
2. Frog Jokes <off. to frogs?>
3. Quick Work
4. Racoon Coat (groaner)
5. Humor: Why did the chicken....
6. Surprises in the Star Wars Special Edition <may offend believers>
7. Gilligan and the Seven Deadly Sins <poss. offensive to Gilligan fans>
8. Kids Say The Darnest Things
9. Satchel Paige quote
10. Einstein in heaven <poss. off. to bankers>
11. Real News <adult- regarding incest>
12. Smithsonian story (probably not offensive to anyone)
13. The Priests Child <Off. to religious><adult>
14. Swedish takeout?
15. Imperial Rhapsody
16. 25 ways to confuse your professor! Part 1/2 ( clean )
17. The spear gun {poor}

1. You Are What You Wear
2. The wish slide {swearing}
3. News Story offensive to donkeys
4. A throw of the slice <no off.>
5. Outsourcing humor <not off.>
6. Are you a Guy? (offensive to insecure males)
7. Waning Sexuality (adult)
8. Drug Dealers/Software Engineers - a Comparison <offensive to mar
9. condoms<adult>
10. 25 ways to confuse your professor! Part 2/2
11. Three worst Chinese tortures. ( off. language )
12. Are you from Iran or Italy? ( off. language )
13. Unified Field Theory

1. We Be Prayin<off. black>
2. Todays Women Quickies <adult humor>
3. 25 Facts for Women To Know About Men: (fwd)
4. Lost in Armenia <adult>
5. Weird Quotes...
6. Glad Im A Woman [very risque !!!] )
7. Humor: Offensive to lawyers and sheep
8. How to Kill A Southern Eel <adult>
9. Joke:(clean)
10. Sci.math
11. Which one would you use?
12. ISPs
13. shaggy dog story
14. Cross posts
15. Facts to Amaze Your Co-workers (censored)
16. Only In LA - Clean - may be offensive to the Star Wars obsessed...
17. Redneck Computer Lingo (poss. off. to Rednecks)
18. The New Priest (poss. off. to Priests / Clergy??)
19. A house of ill repute <adult themes>
20. A pair of Goodies <adult>

1. Valentines Day
2. Lightbulb Jokes(off. to Microsoft employees)
3. religion/computers <religion humor but unlikely to offend>
4. bumper stickers <suggestive>
5. The New Salesman
6. shaggy-dog stories
7. Lifes like that!
8. Future Career
9. The Job Security Quiz
10. Packing Slip (non-offensive)
11. confession(dirty,offensive to priests)
12. Job Applicant
13. IF COLLEGE STUDENTS HAD WRITTEN THE BIBLE
14. A Vegetarian "Monster"
15. What is worse ...... <adult, sexual theme>

1. Adopt a needy Pilot
2. Wives & Divorce <One Adult Joke>
3. Quotes part 85 (after a very long pause)
4. Valentines Day (foul language)
5. NOTICE
6. Humor: Points to Ponder
7. Third World Encounter (Not offensive)
8. breasts<may be offensive to women>
9. Riding the Western Trailer (suggestive)
10. Keys (adult)
11. Size? ( May be offesive to some deprived persons)
12. Its A Wacky World
13. Dissapointment.....<adult , sexual theme>

1. In the German war camp <offensive to jews>
2. Files, Sex & Taxes (adult humor)
3. Humor: Blonde Jokes
4. If Religion Was Baseball
5. bumber stickers<not offensive>
6. In The News - Humorous News Quips
7. It is deep too!<rude>
8. The Pig Farmer
9. Dogstyle <adult , sick humor , off. to woman and dogs>

1. The "No Frills" Airline
2. In the German war camp <off.to Jews and 4/10000 who complain.
3. Football humor <poss off to Cowboy fans and religion>
4. The Gunfighter...
5. The Medusa Complex <mildly risque>
6. Pistol-Packin Granny
7. Job Placement Strategy!
8. The Masses Are Asses (contains the "f" word)
9. You know youre not a kid when...
10. In the German war camp <offensive to jews>
11. Chicken Crossing the Road

1. Bus Driver.<rude & may be offensive>
2. Adultery <adult humor>
3. Still yet another groaner
4. funny news stories
5. What you will never hear... (not really off. to anyone)
6. FW: If only theyd listen...
7. Top ten "dump" lines <crude>
8. College, by Dave Barry
9. YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT...<NOT OFFENSIVE>
10. 3 Quickies <adult>
11. Trainee Preacher! <offensive>
12. No new jokes
13. Spoiled rotten <adult , sexual , suggestive>
14. In the German war camp. <off to Jews and 5/10000

1. Church Humor < very clean >
2. Its A Wacky World <Nudity>
3. Santa Claus <adult, sexual>
4. In the German camp <off to Jews and all members of our FANCLUB
5. The Top 16 Improvements to the Hubble Telescope
6. Last Request
7. An old Anti-Anti-Semitic Joke
8. story<sick,offensive, disguisting>
9. Tandem writing <offensive to romantics>
10. Politically correct usage for women (Sexist)
11. A family disaster! <sick humor>
12. Dictation <adult>
13. A jab at pun in Punjab! & HUMOR historic moment
14. Politically correct usage for women (Sexist) ( Repost)
15. Washing dads face <adult humor>

1. Cultural Differences
2. [Fwd: Drug Dealers Vs. Software Developers (fwd)]
3. HUMOR: Egg-Nog
4. The Ultimate Poopie(adult)
5. Its A Wacky World
6. Administratum (clean)
7. Household accident, One Injured
8. DICTIONARY OF MEDICAL TERMS <not offensive>
9. Im in pain, doctor <adult, sick>
10. A Blonde Buys a Television <adult>
11. The Missing Ladle
12. Aquarium and Philosophy
13. India(n) humor: Trying to impress the Brits
14. Dave Barry on College: Part 1 (non offensive)
15. Green Eggs and Hamlet
16. Y.O.D.A Song < may be offensive to the Village People >
17. A Collection for O.J. <poss. offensive to O.J. fans>
18. Hes a pig when drunk

1. Learning to dance
2. Dating application
3. Not Sure <Adult>
4. Blue: very very sick and offensive to the neurochemically imbalanced
5. West Virginia Jokes <one is crude>
6. Atomic jokes (non-offensive)
7. The Perfect Day
8. A slow night in South Dakota
9. Improve Your Vocabulary (clean)
10. Different punch line to drug dealers v. software developers
11. Bad Idea
12. Dave Barry on College: Part 2 (non offensive)
13. Felony flops
14. Before i came to college i wish i had known... <not offensive>
15. physics at its finest
16. Recipe for Love Cake <suggestive,sexual,crude>
17. Dog Joke <adult . . . I guess>

1. Top Ten Signs Your Company is going to downsize <Offensive to CEOs>
2. Dying mans wish wish <adult humor>
3. coma <sick, disguisting>
4. My theory on why the Japanese bow
5. GYNOCOLOGICAL HUMOR <Sick, maybe off. to Homosexuals>
6. Parents Test
7. Fwd: The Parrot, the Thief, and Jesus
8. Microsoft Product-Announcement Template
9. Big Feet <adult> and Gay Couples Baby <off. to homosexuals>
10. For kids of all ages
11. Teasers
12. Men and women are not alike...part 1
13. Silicon Valley vs. Detroit: A comparison

1. the german war camp (off to jews)
2. Men, Women & Rejection
3. Johnnys Prose <adult; profanity>
4. Hunting, gone wrong <adult>
5. Name Your Washer <slightly risque>
6. Masturbation <sexual theme but fairly tame>
7. Said the cannibal to the missionary (not offensive)
8. 3 Oldies <suggestive , adult>
9. Kinky sex <offensive lang>

1. Balloons <Adult>
2. Rules For Bedroom Golf <Sick, Sexual implication>
3. The Queue <adult,offensive to lawyers>
4. <No subject given>
5. On the beach <adult>
6. Top 15 Dishes Prepared with Household Pets
7. Helpful Children
8. fwd: Variation on any Urban Legend <dont eat while reading>
9. stupid criminal hall of shame<offensive to criminals>
10. Graduate school humor
11. First Grade Sex <adult>
12. Signs Youre Addicted to the Internet
13. Koala Bear dines out in the Big Apple
14. Wanted!
15. Virgin Men ( off to women )
16. More oldies <off. to woman and dog owners. adult content>
17. Queue Again <clean,off. to mothers-in-law>

1. Internet Story <adult theme>
2. YOU HAVE BEEN ON LINE: may be offensive to Steve Case
3. Intelligence(offensive to ethnics)
4. off to British
5. Cloning Sheep <off to Mississipians>
6. Sheep cloning (risque, off to Scots)
7. Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
8. Internet Junkie Quiz
9. improper postings
10. dan quale <offensive to dan quale>
11. Gremlins Attach Reebok Marketing Mavins
12. What do you call a guy... <Couple of adult one-liners>
13. Sunday Drive. (off. to almost everyone)
14. Have you ever wondered?
15. A week in Hell <adult; off to homosexuals>
16. The perfect day according to Mark <not offensive to anyone>
17. JOKE: PG Rated
18. Polish Jokes Part 1/3 <clean,offensive to the Polish>
19. <No subject given>
20. Sorry for no subject

1. Usenet is like . . .
2. Age and Sex (adult. Possibly offensive to old folks)
3. A Great Cup of Tea
4. THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS... (fwd)
5. two funnies re sexual aspect
6. Lines Youll Never Hear on the X-Files (Not offensive, even Scully would laugh)
7. darwin awards<offensive to the dumb>
8. Excuses.....
9. Yuh know youre from the Caribbean when....
10. Top 16 Sneaker Names Rejected by Reebok
11. Talmudic Debate: Internet Protocol <not offensive>
12. Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars" <adult>
13. Canadian citizenship!
14. The Unix Consultant
15. Creation Of A Pussy <adult>
16. Now Your f#@$#@ <contains f-word-sick- off to paraplegics>

1. Lawyers and a Genie (Not offensive, even to lawyers)
2. Web Site
3. If you got em, smoke em (non-offensive)
4. Two true ones? (inoffensive)
5. Short Version of the Canonical List of Full deck (not playing with a full
6. Short Version of the Canonical List of Full deck (not playi
7. A Help While Giving Birth!!!
8. worms <sexual; offensive to catepillars>
9. 50 ways to get rid of a blind date <not offensive> part 1/2
10. Diagnosis. (a tad risque)
11. Small joke about the Mafia
12. Actual signs
13. Lifesaver flavors - crude
14. Application to live in Mississippi (may be offensive)
15. Analogies <some gross, but mainly unoffensive>
16. Case Of The Sticky Stamp <clean,offensive to Russians>

1. Stutter <adult, some sexual content>
2. Addicted to the Web
3. Chemistry Final (not offensive)
4. Sweet Justice (non-offensive)
5. <No subject given>
6. Case Of The Naughty Nectar <some profanity>
7. Del key?
8. Not offensive <maybe suggestive, maybe gross but not offensive>
9. Wedding Night <suggestive, offensive to Kangaroos?>
10. UNFLATTERING SURNAMES (News Story: Clean )
11. 50 ways to get rid of a blind date 2/2
12. The Butcher <adult language>
13. Manners(sexaul, language)
14. In The News - Humorous News Quips