The Humor List Postings for June 1997

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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1. All Kinds of Sex <adult humor>
2. Promotion Blues (might be offensive to colonels)
3. the Major (sexual), Baby Talk (language), MSFT (clean)
4. A dumb smoker<may be off. to smokers>
5. HUMOR List Traffic Report
6. Smuggling <clean>

1. Women <adult humor>
2. Children, Part 3 <clean>
3. My first time Ever<may be slightly offensive>
4. The Dentist (Adult)
5. On Marriage <adult>

1. Income Taxes
2. money in Boston
3. Addected to the Net
4. <HUMOR> New Breeds of Dogs
5. Joke-Rated: Manners
6. Daves Lines Of The Week (3/17-3/21)
7. Bad academic writing <heavy humor>
8. new terms (inoffensive)
9. STORIES ABOUT MY DUMB, VERY DUMB COUSIN...
10. Kid stories
11. A Walk in the Park <may offend gay, homeless>
12. On Driving <clean>

1. apt descriptions
2. A Lesson in Etymology (clean)
3. Fashion and Style
4. Friars flowers
5. <HUMOR> A Couple of OBGs about Hell
6. HUMOR:offensive to women...mildly]
7. Kids tall tale about adult relative
8. Hurricane Survival Quiz

1. Women Shoppers
2. Doctors <may be off. to Doctors, but not meant to>
3. Girlfriend Catalog (innuendo), the Constable (clean)
4. Humor: Construction Definitions
5. Old Time Slang <Clean>
6. <HUMOR> Flatulence Categorized (bodily functions warning)
7. And you thought YOU were having a bad day!
8. Low premium insurance scheme for elephants (real news)
9. The Diary of a Digital Boatowner
10. Humor - Its A Wacky World
11. Its all about choices...
12. followup and online humor
13. A gold miners problems<adult>

1. College Daze <adult humor>
2. Dear Abby (clean, part 1/2)
3. Doctors, Part 2 <may be off. to Doctors, but not meant to>
4. What was Jesus?
5. Melrose Place
6. Language Precision...
7. Civil War ( may be offensive to yankees!)
8. Embarrassment <clean>
9. youre not in college anymore
10. Poem, <Adult>

1. Sex, some variety <adult humor>
2. Doctors, Part 3 <may be off. to Doctors, but not meant to>
3. Humor - Its A Wacky World
4. News from the Galileo spacecraft (slightly suggestive)
5. You might be in education if....

1. Code for dumping girls
2. & You thought you had a bad day..
3. Clinton, the Political Acrobat
4. Dear Abby (clean, part 2/2)
5. The Golfing Preacher
6. The Japanese Elections <offensive to Japanese, Mexicans>
7. Humor - Its A Wacky World
8. (HUMOR) African King
9. an oldie, but goodie
10. HUMOR - Poetry offensive to Rednecks

1. A True Story...
2. Mental Health
3. The Diagonosis <adult>
4. Clintons Simplified Tax Form
5. HUMOR: Offensive to W.Va......
6. The Confessional ("f" word)
7. Bull Story (Sexual content)
8. Womens Place <slightly offensive to women>

1. Faith and Religion
2. Mother & Girlfriend (Unfair to my mother)
3. Humor: wacky news
4. Golf and heaven (F-word)...
5. Womens Hats <slightly risqui>
6. You are what you think she wants you to be<Complimentary/Offensive to certain ethnic groups and blondes, depending on your perspective> <sexual content>
7. Uncomplete Pendejos clasification (Warning: strong languaje, highly offensive to pendejos)
8. Joke-rated : Lil Johhny

1. Justice
2. Genie, Melrose (both clean), Carnival Date (innuendo)
3. Giving is better than taking <no off>
4. The Three Women <adult>
5. <HUMOR> IT IS A CONSPIRACY
6. La Solterona <Sick humor>
7. CLEANLINESS <Clean, of course>
8. Still a virgin after all these years (SLIGHT sexual content, offensive to lawyers, contractors, English profs, and psychiatrists)
9. Humor - Its A Wacky World
10. PHILOSPHIES TO GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY
11. The Astronaut Pen
12. Do you deserve to drive a Mercedes? (Possible offensive to Mercedes Benz Owners)
13. Social Thinker

1. A couples life
2. Male Logic <adult humor>
3. kids
4. kiddie quotes (part 3) (G) (fwd)
5. Eight Elephant Jokes
6. <No subject given>
7. Stupid people (clean, possibly offensive to people from Arkansas and anyone who still believes that the Hale-Bopp comet will take them to a better life)
8. Barbies wed like to see
9. A New Strategy for Dealing with Telemarketers
10. some Yiddishe humor
11. Questions of life
12. Humor - Office Jargon (Part 1.)
13. Signs the Enterprise is Nearing the End of its Warranty
14. The battle. ( well, maybe a little too stupid joke )

1. Young Love <Adult Humor>
2. haircuts
3. Bills New Mansion (clean)
4. Murphys Laws for Frequent Flyers <clean>
5. A Royal Fart
6. Blonde joke
7. Humor - Office Jargon (part 2 of 2)
8. The Graham Cracker Boomerang Effect
9. Horse joke <shouldnt be offensive>
10. With Feeling <off. to blind people>
11. Project Manager definitions
12. Bedtime story <sexual content>
13. whats your order?
14. New Reasons for Not Going to Work

1. Traveling Sex <adult humor>
2. How to Repel Unwanted Company (innuendo)
3. Kisses from A Lady
4. Triple Martinis
5. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
6. Some more Yiddish humor

1. Just Lookin <some adult humor>
2. Get your priorities straight <mild sexual content> <offensive to womens rights>
3. What are you? (off. politicians)
4. Yiddish joke
5. Divorce
6. Dr joke, mildly offensive
7. A Guide To Man-Machine Interface
8. Little Lizy <adult>

1. Yuppette Dating <some adult humor>
2. Australian story
3. Women Seeking Men
4. Top5 - 6/16/97 - Items in the Tobacco Companies Deal
5. KICKING THE GAMBLING HABIT (off. to teachers??)
6. Politicians: should we warn them?
7. Tact
8. QE I and QE II <gross, off. to olfactorily enhanced)
9. A hairy piece <no off>
10. One liners
11. HUMOR - One of each
12. Notice <clean>

1. Sports
2. Fry Tim McVeigh (clean)
3. A Pronouncement to the International Humor Community
4. Top Ten List (poss. off. to Christians)
5. Close Call <vulgar, racial stereotypes>
6. Bill Gates Home
7. What it means when a man says, "I love you" to a woman <somewhat offensive to women>
8. Family Quarrels
9. The bill.
10. Wedding Anniversary <adult>

1. The Gentle Sex <adult humor>
2. Little Johnny <adult themes>
3. Tax Matters <clean>
4. Father knows best <no off>
5. Barbender (off. to drunks)
6. Brainless Olympics (not offensive)
7. GOSSIP & GOSSIPING
8. Law Enforcement (off. to animals)
9. Froggy <sexual content> (fwd)
10. Humor - Names
11. HUMOR:offensive to women, suggestive
12. College grads gift toDad
13. The ensign
14. The Wait <clean>

1. Baby Deliver (off. to Mailmen)
2. Worrisome to those counting on the USAF
3. Husbands & Wives <adult humor>
4. Vocation <off. to us Catholics>
5. Marketing Blunders (clean)
6. Arkansaas Reading Test
7. Alligatoris Fidelis <adult>
8. If they married . . . (not off.)
9. Not heard on ER
10. <No subject given>
11. What I learned from action movies.
12. <HUMOR> interactive Knock Knock (contains ref to broadway)
13. The priest & the boy.
14. Humor - Breadsticks
15. Cannibal Jokes <potentially offensive to just about everyone on the planet>
16. Top5 - 6/20/97 - Signs Youre At a Bad Law Schoo
17. Ancient Egyptian Riddle <clean>
18. LA People <off. to Los Angelos>

1. Software Joke (off. to Wives)
2. The Cost of Sex <adult humor>
3. Out of history <no off>
4. Lepers <off. to lepers>
5. Parental Humor
6. A Nash Classic <inoffensive>
7. HUMOR
8. Humor - Profundities* (Pt.1 of 2)
9. <Humor> Sam and Janet Revisited
10. Brian Dead <sexual content>
11. FEAR
12. Said to be true (adult urban legend)

1. Is This Any Way to Run an Airline ?
2. Humor - Profundities* (Pt.2 of 2)
3. Cameron Column #49
4. the lemon (may be offensive to IRS employees)

1. The Contest
2. Moore on English
3. Ode to Four-Letter Words (language)
4. Practical jokes: Bumper stinkers
5. science jokes <offensive to scientists>
6. Another leper joke <off to lepers>
7. If Males Could Menstruate (Cleanish)
8. new chairman JCS
9. The Religious Bear
10. NYC Restaurant Joke <Offensive to NYC Restauranters and Japanese Businessmen>
11. Definitely offensive to psychiatrists (mine hated this)
12. Honeymoon <rude>
13. Lite poetry, Leg Work
14. What Does Your Daddy Do?
15. Re-installing Windows

1. HighJinks at State Highway
2. Confused? <clean>
3. Limericks (adult themes)
4. Doctor, Masses, Lil Johnny (sexual themes)
5. elevator
6. HUMOR IN HEADLINES <no off>
7. Lite verse (4)
8. A fly in my soup joke
9. Marriage & Peanuts (not off.)
10. Humor: Another airline joke <clean>
11. Humor: offensive to Lesbians/suggestive
12. kiddie quotes (part 5) (fwd)
13. A Chain letter (Sh*t refferences)
14. Two classic suggestive jokes
15. Physically Correct
16. The Interview <clean,offensive to blondes only>

1. Regional Differences <adult humor>
2. Application to Live in New Jersey <ethnic stereotypes> (fwd)
3. HUMOR - racy sperm joke
4. The barmaid
5. "Beware of Bird" & "Proper attire"
6. Technical Support (clean)
7. Chess (off. to Chess Players)
8. Yugo humor<clean)
9. Two men working (offensive to gov employees)
10. Voodoo Dick <Adult Themes & Naughty words>
11. more leper jokes <off. to lepers>
12. Humor - Kiddie Quotes
13. Humor - Kiddie Quotes - Apology
14. Twins <Hey dude, really bad joke, man!!>
15. Down With Cruelty To Men :) <clean>
16. Joke Clean...Misc Thoughts
17. Top5 - 6/25/97 - Plays Shakespeare Didnt Publish

1. Modern Dating <adult humor>
2. Two Mexicans <offensive to Mexicans)
3. Ordering fast food
4. Childhood Disease <Adult>
5. More E. European auto humor (off to EE auto owners)
6. Last Wish <possibly offensive to women :) >
7. HUMOR: cute yo mamma <not off>
8. Mickey and Goofy <pos. offensive to Southern Baptists>
9. Having a ball <adult>
10. Application test to humor contributors list. <adult humor>
11. Nun Joke <adult>
12. FW: HOW DOES A CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

1. One offensive word
2. Now I Set Me...
3. Public Bathroom <offensive if this is a redistribution>
4. <Humor> Metaphors, Dire
5. safe sex
6. Humor about knowledge
7. The hardware store ( strong languaje )
8. Definitions for the family
9. The Creation <irreverent joke>

1. (Dis)Order in the Court
2. Introduction to Chinese (may be offensive to Chinese)
3. Politically Correct, Absence Excuses (both clean)
4. How to Kill a SD Eel <adult, old joke>
5. Daily Prayer?
6. Emergency Room stories (gross)
7. old but still funny <no off>
8. How to Win at Wordsmanship (not offensive to anyone except, perhaps, some bureaucrats)
9. 2 winners of the Academic Job description contest <fake>
10. A Field Exercise
11. Humor: clean joke
12. Camping Trip <REALLY GROSS!>
13. Batman Humor

1. Women of All Ages <adult humor>
2. American movies
3. French language police in Canada
4. True errors from manuscripts submitted to editors <warning: some are from x-rate
5. Humor:Math Jokes
6. Will Rogers (Not Off.)
7. Fake job openning for Dean at Honesty University
8. A Little Story (innuendo)
9. Chinese Dictionaries (might be off. to Chinese)

1. Trio of Jokes <adult/sexual humor>
2. New English Words <clean>
3. Paradoxical question (clean)
4. The best of recent AJCs The Vent (Disney-SBaptist section)
5. Shopping Confusion
6. The dangers of speech recognition

1. At the restaurant
2. Family Glimpses
3. Father Knows <practically clean>
4. Back Home <adult>
5. Three Quick Ones <suggestive, offensive to the obese>
6. Gorilla joke (may be offensive to gorillas and chihuahuas)
7. Gorilla Joke (Offensive to Gorillas and Chihuahuas)
8. Language barrier
9. slightly offensive to Catholics and Jews
10. Alligator Shoes <Offensive to the USMC (Semper Fi!!)>
11. Scoring with women
12. Joke-clean: memory clinic