The Humor List Postings for July 1997

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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1. Faux pas <clean>
2. Men at Work <adult humor>
3. Humor:offensive to housewives?
4. RURAL COMPUTER LANGUAGE,
5. Quip from Kinky Friedman <Jews >
6. The hospital bill (another one)
7. Darwin Award Candidates
8. Twisted takes on Tysons dining habits...
9. What to major in while in college (offensive to college professors?)
10. Wisdom from the past <Indian humor>
11. New lingo (part 1)
12. Good Skin
13. Humor:Personal Ads
14. Top5 - 7/2/97 - Surprises in Hong Kong
15. Suicide (poss. off to rednecks)
16. An opinion from natural preditors-not offensive

1. Senior Citizens
2. Joke Sort of rated
3. Manufacturing Information Access Software System
4. The Latin American Tour Guide
5. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
6. Mystery Solved (clean - play on words)
7. TOP TEN ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY RIDICULOUS HOST NAMES
8. Great outdoors?
9. Doctor Jokes -Part One <clean>
10. Parrots of the Caribbean?

1. Joke-rated :Thanxgiving
2. Sex: A Driving Force <adult humor>
3. A couple of tidbits .....?? (off. to women)
4. Another Beverly Hillbillies theme <sexual>
5. Corporate Mentality at the Symphony
6. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
7. <humor> a story about a couple of drunks
8. HUMOR: Gardening <not offensive>
9. Astrological Signs needed to change a lightbulb<off. to all signs>
10. The ABSOLUTE WORST things to say to a Police Officer
11. Know Less, Earn More
12. A business opportunnity ( Potentially offensive to amway )
13. new lingo (part 2)
14. Doctor Jokes - Part 2 <clean>
15. Birth Control (sexual R-Rated)
16. Definitions for the family

1. The Young <adult humor>
2. Whats a Capital? (off. to blondes)
3. what your car says about you
4. Humor: Cold Snap
5. Tyson, Tyson and more Tyson (all clean)
6. effects of alcoholism <generalised bad taste>
7. HUMOR - Would you hire these guys? (1/3)
8. A bad moment <adult themes, of. to Dogs>

1. Travel <adult humor>
2. HUMOR - Would hire these guys? (2/3)
3. HUMOR - Rednecks Dick (sick, off to Southerners)
4. In The News - Humorous News Quips
5. In plain English: were still not making sense
6. Bug

1. The 90s <some adult humor>
2. Did you know?
3. True Groaners :P
4. The Cameron Column #50
5. HMO Q&A <probably offensive to those in charge of HMOs>
6. More venting from Atlanta
7. Witty poem for accountants
8. RedNeck Computer Lingo <clean>

1. Gangstas Paradise
2. The Wife <adult humor>
3. Sports Humor
4. Life Saver <disrespectful to the Bible>
5. Foo Bird
6. Its a hard life. <sexual>
7. A Good Time?
8. THE HUNTER AND THE BEAR <PROFANE, SICK, POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE TO HUNTERS AND BEARS>
9. Exercise Diary
10. Donkey balls <Profane>
11. The Airplane <Sick humor>
12. Plastic Surgery (crude,off to Liz, Hollyfield)
13. Ventings
14. Humor - Gen. Halftrack Gets Sensitivity Training
15. Posting Violation -- Youre Out Of Heaven!
16. The Conquest <clean>

1. College Daze <adult humor>
2. If Hitler went to Heaven <may be off. to religious people>
3. Riddles (clean)
4. Now What?! (not off.)
5. Macho Rats (Adult humor)
6. JOKE-CLEAN: What is an American?
7. Business has been tough {Adult}
8. Turn Over!<adult>
9. Humorous tennis poem
10. Smart Men (off. to Bill Gates & ValuJet)
11. In The News - Humorous News Quips
12. HUMOR List Traffic Report

1. Male Logic <adult humor>
2. Court transcripts (nothing offensive)
3. SEX <Adult themes>
4. First-Class Blond <off. to guess who?>
5. Humor - Musings by George Carling
6. Not offensive except to the overly sensitive in religious ilk
7. Jesus is watching you
8. The Dentist
9. Medical Dictionary <clean>

1. Female Logic <some adult humor>
2. Video Games
3. Politicians
4. blond humor (may be offensive to the fair haired)
5. Humor: Gods gifts <poss. off. to religious; adult references>
6. Hell the Swingin Place
7. Humor: Another lawyer joke <does offensive to lawyers count?>
8. Fw: (Fwd) The promised Tyson jokes...
9. HUMOR: Are you a WOOPIE?
10. You Know Youre A Horse Person When...
11. Number of the beast (offensive to Bible thumpers)
12. HUMOR: You might be a redneck... <off. to southerners>
13. AirLine Jokes <clean>

1. Wives <adult humor>
2. Point of view <clean>
3. HUMOR: Airline Jokes
4. SOFTWARE: CultMaster (may be offensive to some cult members)
5. Klingon Software Development
6. What if Klingons Wrote Code?
7. A Truism <offensive to lawyers, with reason>
8. In The News - Yet even MORE humorous news quips...
9. New York Cabbies <Adult, may offend NY residents>
10. Heroism & adventure (offensive to Dane adventurers & frog lovers)
11. More Ventings
12. Calories

1. Hows that Again ???
2. Quips n quotes <inoff>
3. More Rednecks + 2 <off to southerners and women>
4. Humor - Its A Wacky World
5. Rednecks Galore <off to southerners, harsh language, sick>
6. Babies and Bears (Sexual)
7. Adult (sexual) theme

1. Some Puns <adult humor>
2. Humor: Cheating
3. Humor - Its A Wacky World
4. Tyson News Compendium <clean>

1. Losing your virginity <adult theme>
2. Female Wit <adult humor>
3. Quips <clean>
4. Humor: Rules..Offensive to women?
5. Dr. Seuss Lesser Known Books (contains offensive language)
6. THE CORPORATE ZODIAC
7. Humor: Oral joke on AIDS <corny>
8. Humor - Its A Wacky World
9. Some laffs (shouldnt be off.)
10. Sesame Street Bus (may be offensive to obese)
11. Police Officer
12. More ventings from the South
13. Classic Sardar Joke <adult>

1. Government Satire <may be offensive to IRS employees and taxpayers>
2. The Dating Scene <adult humor>
3. Mother-In-Law (offensive to mothers-in-law)
4. DNA from the programming perspective
5. reply to Bill Edwards
6. AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH
7. Humor - Worst Prose Contest
8. Senior citizens-mildly offensive
9. HUMOR: Hows that again?
10. Hillary Joke <clean>

1. The 90s <adult humor>
2. Assorted humor from India
3. Appendectomy (Adult Humor)
4. The Barber Shop (not off.)
5. Mary Poppins rates a hotel <?HUMOR?????>
6. Kiddie Quotes (part 6.1)
7. *SEX counties beware
8. A Question Of .. <adult,very>

1. Celebrities <adult humor>
2. Faith & Pragmatism <clean>
3. The angel
4. HUMOR - Rules for Dogs
5. Dominicks
6. And sometimes a Banana is not a banana (suggestive)
7. Kiddie Quotes (part 6.2)
8. Recreational Vehicles
9. playing doctor <adult>
10. More venting or other one-liners
11. Breakfast jokes <illegal drug ref.>
12. Guide To Safe Fax <adult thoughts>

1. High Finance
2. Kiddie Quotes (part 6.3)
3. Hypothetical vs. Reality (may be offensive to women)
4. welcome to heaven <poss off to animal-lovers>
5. MIR-Niss
6. Very Short Books (Offensive to too many people to mention)
7. HUMOR: Nashville TN, U.S.A.
8. Short psycho joke (really corny)
9. Science Test
10. Political Satire <May offend right & left wing, insensitive to Vince Foster>
11. Random Thought (clean)

1. Technique is Everything <adult humor>
2. Things you dont want to hear during a surgery <CLEAN>
3. HUMOR: Think! <clean>
4. Oldest Professional (adult theme)
5. The Here After
6. Things we can learn from dogs...

1. Sex Affects <adult humor>
2. bad luck
3. A losing proposition? (suggestive language)
4. HUMOR Digest - 19 Jul 1997 to 20 Jul 1997
5. mildly offensive
6. Chilli, rated (not offensive>
7. THE GIRL AND THE BIRD <Adult themes>

1. Best Left Unsaid <adult humor>
2. Quips <clean>
3. Humor:Adult,sexual
4. Whats in a name? (might be off. to gays)
5. HUMOR: Crude; offensive to Jews
6. Dark/Hard (adult humor)
7. Why is it that . . .? <inoff>
8. Venting about sports
9. two quickies (suggestive language)
10. where are you?
11. Are you comfortable? <adult>
12. Government Satire <offensive to government workers, religious overtones>

1. Our Youth <adult humor>
2. THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER * ITS A SPOOF
3. eard this?
4. Lifes 31 Most Often Asked Questions (Part 1 of 2; Long; Sexist)
5. HUMOR:Crude; offinsive to Jews
6. Honor In The Oldest Profession <Adult>
7. Anniversary
8. Check out the following WHOIS database entries...
9. HUMOR - Jewish humor

1. Real Men ! <adult humor>
2. Bachelors vs. married men
3. Sinless <may be off. to religious people>
4. Lifes 31 Most Often Asked Questions (Part 2 of 2; Long; Sexist)
5. Classic Taglines
6. Justice delayed ( May be offensive to some religious people)
7. Women are always right...
8. Guess <Poss. off to Lee Iacocca and Bats>
9. Steer Right <adult>
10. Information Superhighway

1. Over the Hill <some adult humor>
2. Geek Theology
3. JOKE CLEAN: Computer outsmarted us...
4. Joke-Rated:Doorknob
5. Seminars for Males and Females <of. to both>
6. Scrotum Self-Repair
7. The physics of Hell
8. thread from rec.climbing <suggestive>
9. Bandits
10. More on Marketing blunders <Poss. off but True>
11. Chippie (clean)
12. Confucious
13. Venting or more one-line observation about current events
14. HUMOR: Death by Guiness...
15. The Model <adult>

1. The Odd Couples <adult humor>
2. Light Bulb Q&As <clean>
3. Lets Compare
4. New Yorkers <inoff>
5. Atheist
6. Light/Hard (adult humor)
7. protection (suggestive language)
8. New Careers for Joe Camel
9. The Price of Things (light sexual)
10. Definitions (Part 2)
11. HUMOR - MIR Update

1. The Wedding
2. driving test <inoff>
3. Golfing [Not offensive]
4. Headlines to Come
5. clean for a change
6. Definitions <adult>

1. State of the USA
2. psychic hotline <inoff>
3. Adultery <adult themes>
4. Microsoft@Tenn.com (not offensive)
5. BORED FROM BOTH SIDES
6. Definitions-Part 3
7. kids <inoff>
8. Humor - Faux Faulkner Contest
9. Russian new rich humor
10. Golf Genie {sexually suggestive}
11. Blind Man (may be offensive to blind)
12. Is this a bug? Or a feature?

1. Reluctant Women <adult humor>
2. thumbsucking <inoff.>
3. Headache (adult humor)
4. Sight n sound n scratch n sniff
5. Gratuity humor
6. Mothers bragging about their priest-sons. My be offensive to parents of priests
7. Tough,really tough
8. Cue Ball Right Down the Middle (fwd)
9. HUMOR: H.S. Thompson quote......
10. A collection of childrens jokes <not offensive>
11. HUMOR - A Preachers Lawnmower
12. Humor - Max, The Gorilla Crime Stopper
13. Speech Goofs
14. Definitions (part 4) <adult>
15. Sex in Q&A Format <sexual content offensive to women>
16. Who hired the painter????? (Clean)
17. Innocence <adult>

1. Oversexed <adult humor>
2. Learning the ropes
3. Wedding Night (Offensive)
4. Hellish humor <slight language>
5. Hell <mildly risque>
6. Sage Advice
7. Three quickies (some insults to everyone)
8. HUMOR Digest - 28 Jul 1997 to 29 Jul 1997
9. Golf Joke (adult, sexual situation)
10. The Ultimate Spam
11. Definitions-Part 5/5
12. An Interview In India <clean>

1. live longer
2. Medicine Today <some adult humor>
3. religion <unlikely to be offensive unless youre awfully touchy>
4. Star signs <sexual - offensive>
5. Humor:adult, crude
6. Cow Chip (offensive to women)
7. Outsourcing
8. I saw it in the movies
9. Headline: POLICE STATION TOILET SEAT STOLEN
10. Manufacturing Information Access Software System (MIASS) <Sexual Content>
11. Women
12. fishintalk <clean>
13. Quick Quiz
14. Bumper Sticker <clean>
15. May be mildly suggestive

1. Are You TOO Fat ?
2. abstention from sex <adult situation>
3. "You have NOT lived a good life..."
4. Radio funnies
5. Lisp <adult>