The Humor List Postings for August 1997

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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1. Moore on Dating <adult humor>
2. Sheltie Snow Cone
3. Medical jokes <adult>
4. Rope Joke
5. offensive to fred astair fans?
6. Southern ventings
7. HUMOR Digest - 31 Jul 1997 to 1 Aug 1997
8. Hookers and cabbies (not as bad as the title sounds)

1. Marriage
2. HUMOR - Time
3. Actual questions posed by lawyers <may be off. to lawyers>
4. Humor: Never . . .
5. SPEED III (no off)
6. 7 Dwarfs (offensive to dwarfs & Catholics)

1. Politics
2. more real questions asked by lawyers--this time w/answers <poss. off. to lawyers
3. offensive to Mormons
4. Ultimate product warnings
5. Optimists and Pessimists <not offensive>
6. Shipwrecked
7. HUMOR List Traffic Report
8. Confession Humor <offensive to Catholics>
9. Body language <adult>

1. These days...
2. Humor - Redneck Games
3. math proplem
4. Mafioso (poss. offensive to Italians)
5. 11:00 News
6. Misc quotes <inoff.>
7. <HUMOR> Film Reviews (off. to movie lovers)
8. The Best Of ...<clean>
9. The Rules To Bedroom Golf <adult content>

1. Put Downs
2. Mafioso Q&A <clean as whistle>
3. More misc quotes <inoff.>
4. A fable from the East ... with a modern twist
5. Croak
6. Murphy & Doctors (not off.)
7. Lumberjack Story <clean>
8. Signs your cat may be neurotic
9. Letting off steam -- oneliners and other bits of humor
10. Golf Joke
11. Lab Rabbit Escapes
12. Advice (not off.)
13. The Governess
14. Words of Advice for Young People (some 4 letter words)
15. oldie but goodie
16. copyright

1. Drinking
2. Blinded by your side <maybe off. to lame blind & blond
3. Madrigal <clean & rather moronic>
4. A Few Truths About .. <clean>
5. Riddle (off to Mafioso)
6. Humor: real life....
7. Humor: fortune cookie <not off.>
8. Coaches (poss. off. to Indiana fans)
9. Funny News <clean>
10. How much??? (not off.)
11. Microsoft 666
12. Drivers (probably off. to everyone)
13. Top Ten List Clinton Changes at the White House <clean enough for late night TV>
14. Take Off <clean>

1. Do-it-YourSelf Ethnic Humor
2. mission impossible <no off.>
3. Request for repost
4. The Plan (may be offensive - lang.)
5. Interesting Facts <clean for the most part>
6. Tough Questions pt. 1/3
7. Thats not Vonnegut!
8. Friendly neighbors
9. Various ventings & other bits of humor
10. HUMOR: Corporate Merger to Take Place...
11. A Kiss Is Essential <clean,off. to those who dont like kisses>

1. Football Seasons Here
2. A thought on marriage <Clean & Inspirational>
3. Tough Questions pt. 2/3
4. Spelling Bee <vulgarity,politicians>
5. Early Retirement (adult content)
6. Humor-Weird (but true) Reference questions
7. Humor?.....you decide...
8. Brain Droppings by George Carlin <F-Word> 1 of ??
9. The Sunscreen Commencement Speech (part 1 of 2 parts)
10. Interesting Facts: Part Two (2) <clean as yesterdays>
11. Some drinking jokes

1. The Spoken Word <adult humor>
2. Golf joke and apology <racial>
3. Tough Questions pt. 3/3
4. Longivity <Inoffensive>
5. The Sunscreen Commencement Speech (part 2 of 2 parts)
6. Honeymoon Jokes

1. Ladies Rate the Guys <adult humor>
2. Twelve additional things Baptists should boycott
3. Colombus and all that
4. A Poem
5. idiot award <usure of source>
6. Clinton
7. Pun (Clean)
8. Humor - Fat As A Pig
9. Factful Rhymes <clean>

1. Sex, the Act <adult humor>
2. Answering Machines <clean>
3. Mir Station Warning (inoff.)
4. Bday marriage problem (off. to unthinking husbands)
5. sex jokes <mildly risque>
6. Bar humor
7. Cinderalla, Satisfaction, Too hot???
8. Undocumented feature in Windows 95! (Suggestive)
9. General Halftrack (Mildly Offensive)
10. Clinton attacked!
11. Man & Woman - The Essential Differences <clean>

1. Baltimore Maryland - One Tuff Town !
2. Pope Joke (off to Pope fans)
3. Assorted Laffs (not too off.)
4. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
5. 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate
6. Country Humor [not offensive]
7. Assicons (of questionable taste)
8. Sexual Problems? <adult>
9. Rabbit
10. Practical joke: Target Groom

1. US Imports
2. Hickphonics (off. to rednecks and/or southeners)
3. Humor-Wells Fargo
4. On Health Issues:Ogling!!!<adult>

1. Various (adult themes)
2. Surgeons
3. The movie that was not made
4. Private Investigation <adult theme>
5. Vintage Brit Humor
6. New English Words #2 <clean>
7. HUMOR: Ballerina Dance
8. Poem (adult content)
9. MIR spacestation update
10. Didja hear--farm jokes <groaners but inoff>
11. George Carlins Brain Droppings...<Adult lang>
12. Off the Wire
13. An Honest Resume (non offensive)
14. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
15. Parody of German tabloid journalism
16. Male Answer Syndrome
17. Top5 - 8/15/97 - New Movies Starring Christian Slater

1. School Daze <adult humor>
2. Job Interviews--top 35 losers (fwd)
3. Gen X Lingo
4. HUMOR - More on baking
5. George Carlin Brain Droppings <Adult lang>
6. Humor: How to sing the blues
7. Humor-More Weird (but true) Reference questions
8. Marital bliss (adult, offensive, sexual refs.)
9. Hare Rasing Story
10. Cows
11. INEFFECTIVE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS pt. 1 of 2
12. Nagging Wives
13. George Carlins Brain Droppings <Adult lang>
14. mildly sexually offensive-specially if you are a woodpecker

1. Women & Sex <adult humor>
2. Bed of rails
3. George Carlins Brain Droppings <Adult lang>

1. Wisdom Doesnt Always Come w/Age <adult humor>
2. HUMOR - They were all in on it!
3. One For Sandbox Set
4. Fire ants
5. Golden Jubilee Celebrations <clean>

1. Top5-8/18/97 - Signs Youre on a Mafia Hit List
2. Comebacks and Twists <adult humor>
3. HUMOR - More 5th & 6th grade science
4. Topical humor (off???)
5. oldie but goodie
6. INEFFECTIVE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS pt. 2 of 2
7. Residency Day One <adult>
8. mildly sexual
9. Jobs, Satan Announce Deal
10. Surd Time Again! <clean>

1. Sex on Campus <adult humor>
2. Yugo vs Rolls-Royce
3. THE ULTIMATE URBAN LEGEND (off. to conspiracy believers)
4. HUMOR - Teamsters
5. letter from school
6. a shortie
7. drunk <risque>
8. Height of Mixed Emotions
9. Doris & Fred <adult>
10. More Atlanta J-C Vents

1. Advice & Observations by JimJr
2. House Special <adult and gross as hell>
3. Rejection <may be off. to religious people>
4. Apples saviour ... not! (off. to MS)
5. Tip for the Day
6. Humor - Icebreaker = Hot Water
7. Fw: (U) English Lessons
8. Sean Connery Accident
9. Computer Illiterate Support Call <clean>

1. Big City Traffic
2. Growing Young <clean>
3. Humor - A Different Perspective (Adult)
4. Abby Highlights
5. The top 51 worst pick up lines
6. Work v. Prison <Not offensive>
7. HUMOR - Hows that?
8. Chicken Cake (Adult Humor)
9. Speech impediment <adult theme>
10. Army pipe specifications
11. Dont Forget You Ferritin
12. Just fun <no off>
13. Algorithm For A Hindi Movie <clean>

1. Happy holidays <no off.>
2. Childbirth
3. Stress Diet
4. Microsoft Husband <Sexual theme>
5. HUMOR: minor scandal
6. $2 Billion B-2 Bomber Not Totally Stealthy During Rainstorms
7. (s)Hit List (offensive language about fecal matter)
8. Mt. St. Helens Catastrophe
9. Martians & Venusians
10. Thinking about being a parent?
11. <humor> Lincoln and Kennedy {revised}

1. JimJr Jr Gets Married
2. church bulletin bloopers <inoff>

1. Men at Sex <adult humor>
2. More Church Bloopers (part 2) <inoffensive>
3. HUMOR - Parody
4. In The News - Humorous News Quips
5. Intelligence <clean,WARNING:PJ>

1. Strange but True
2. The temp <clean but uncharacteristically long>
3. More church bulletin bloopers (part 3) <inoff>
4. Retirement (adult humor)
5. Scurrilous Colonel Bogey Lyrics
6. HUMOR - Eat all you want!
7. New York City Rats
8. Humor: Offensive to elected officials
9. Humor - Robot Wrestling
10. mildly suggestive
11. Church humor
12. sick prostitute joke
13. NATIONAL CONDOM MONTH SLOGANS

1. Dining Out
2. Bike <poss off to engineers>
3. Humor:Offensive to MicroSoft
4. Giddy-up, Tonto! <adult, racial stereotype>
5. HUMOR Digest - 25 Aug 1997 to 26 Aug 1997
6. Little Old Ladies (adult)
7. Microsoft A La Carte
8. I didnt know you used that!
9. Eight Elephant Jokes II
10. Have an anagram

1. Golf Humor
2. For all you baseball fans <off.to Yankees>
3. Humor: actual lines from OER
4. Customer Service (offensive language)
5. Collection of short funnies
6. Retirement (Reprise) - slightly risque
7. Scurrilous Hitler lyrics (scurrilous)
8. Humor - High Tech vs Low Tech
9. Windows 95 Bits n Pieces
10. Subject: George Carlins Brain Droppings <Adult lang>

1. "Of" and maybe "By"; but not always "For"
2. Nice line <no ff>
3. Prayer (may be offensive to religious)
4. A couple with Indian flavour <not off.>
5. 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed - Part 1/2 <adult>
6. Who said engineers were dumb? (off. to programmers)
7. Eight shorties
8. You should also know where your towel is! <humor>
9. Humor - The Ultimate Anarchist Party <goofy>
10. Guys Questionairre (off to males....)
11. Patriotism
12. Traveling Salesmen (poss. offensive to handicapped)

1. A visit to the vet
2. Egocentric Boss ?
3. Top5 - 8/27/97 - Signs that MTV is Getting Old
4. Rest of Guyness Quotient
5. Beer-Me Diet
6. Chicken Crosses Road?? <fairly inoffensive. unless you have no humor sense>
7. 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed - Part 2/2 <adult>
8. the UPS worker
9. Wizard of Oz -1997 style <Offensive to Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton fans> and the UPS joke of the day <offensive to all you Teamsters out there>
10. Great graduate school joke: Thesis

1. JimJr Quickies <some adult humor>
2. flat tire <off. lang.; off. to religious>
3. Dogs Vs Computers (Not Offensive)
4. offensive to women (maybe)

1. Chatterboxes
2. HUMOR - Dont eat no squirrel brains no more!
3. Healthy Habits
4. Mans best friend <inoff.>/Heaven <inoff.>