The Humor List Postings for September 1997

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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1. <HUMOR> Dangers of having a winking problem
2. Faith by Perspective <may be off. to religious>
3. College Humor
4. Possibly offenseive to gynecologists
5. In The News - Humorous News Quips
6. God <inoff>
7. Psychiatrist joke
8. Surd Times

1. Relationships <adult humor>
2. Riddle (off. to AIDS patients??)
3. Decision making <not off.>
4. Computer Hillbillies
5. RED NECK ETIQUETTE part I(off to REDNECKS, but since they dont
6. The Days of Old <one possibly offensive word>
7. Humor - A George Carlin One-Liner
8. Barbs and other humorous observations
9. <HUMOR> Internet banking
10. Forrest Gump
11. Surd Times : Underground <clean>
12. Tip for the Day

1. Off the Wire
2. Husbands <adult humor>
3. bumper snickers <inoff.>
4. Confucius Say <offensive language, racial stereotype, adult humor>
5. A Perfect story
6. FW: marital bliss?
7. Memo (offensive language)
8. RED NECK ETIQUETTE (part II) Offensive to Rednecks
9. HUMOR - Flying in the hot seat
10. Humor - Latest Scoop
11. Occupational Status Ranking in Historical Perspective
12. Di Joke (Joke about Lady Di, very insensitive)
13. More barbs & others short forms of humor
14. cybersex (offensive to cybersex losers)
15. Learning About Love From Songwriters
16. Equal Opportunities <clean>

1. Top Ten juror excuses
2. Customer Service
3. Dint drink and squeeze <insensitive to animals>
4. Rules of Golf
5. clergy <inoff>
6. Agriculture
7. Various jokes with an Indian flavour - Part 1 of 2
8. Barney Update (may offend "EDUCATORS")
9. More barbs (including a few Princess Di items)
10. <No subject given>
11. Microsoft Furniture
12. Dr. Verne (Some Cuss Words)
13. Joke-Clean: Why did the chicken crossed the road?
14. Doggie Habits <adult>
15. gardening (Slightly Sexual)

1. Moore on Forms <adult humor>
2. Joke-Clean:Adam-Eve
3. Another Engineer Joke <groan>
4. Various jokes with an Indian flavour - Part 2 of 2
5. <humor> Barney News Report --RESEND
6. Salesperson Quiz (may be off. to Wisconsinites, gays)
7. 3 worst Chinese tortures <off. to testicles>
8. Ouch! (Adult)
9. "Liars, Incompetents, Distorters"?
10. college majors and real life
11. To My Critics (offensive lang.)
12. HUMOR - Graduate Students
13. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
14. varied <inoff>
15. Barbs (special section on how to get rid of a live-in)

1. Men & Women <adult humor>
2. Rooster <suggestive>
3. Humor - Headlines

1. Money Matters
2. Heaven and hell <poss off to the very religious>
3. Mother Teresa & Princess Diana
4. Why Queen Lizzie should retire <satire>
5. Humor - More Headlines (2 of 2)
6. A friend in need
7. NN Goofs...]
8. Classic Epitaphs
9. Thats Queer! <adult>

1. Friends and Neighbors
2. Something to think about, BUT not for too long!!!
3. Objective (offensive lang)
4. Worthwhile quotes
5. <humor> A Motto
6. Humor - More Headlines (3 of 3)
7. prince charles joke(offensive to people from UK or with big ears)
8. Spam reply Letter <off to Spamers>
9. More humorous quotes from "The Vent"
10. Neighbourly Love <clean>
11. Mail-Order Brides (Adult Theme)

1. Young Ladies <adult humor>
2. A view on marriage <clean>
3. Mary Poppins
4. HUMOR: orthodontist <off. W.Virginians>
5. Tax Revision (adult content)
6. Dear Ann Landers: (offensive to stupid people)
7. Explaining the Tobacco Settlement
8. More barbs from "The Vent" (Several Princess Di items)
9. Priestly Change (inoff)
10. Humor - More Headlines (4 of 4)

1. Not the Brightest <adult humor>
2. HUMOR: New breeds of dogs
3. <HUMOR> Aphorism
4. It could have been worse
5. Man (offensive to everyone)
6. On the beach <sexual>
7. Top Ten: Why apple bought Power Computing
8. consulting
9. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
10. Complaints <adult,PJ>

1. HUMOR - More Breeds of Dogs
2. Mothers
3. She/He Definitions (probably off. to men/women)
4. Suicide <Inoffensive>
5. Most Embarrassing (Adult Humor)
6. Egg and Scientists (off. to scientists)
7. FW: Hunters tale
8. <humor> Sams Peanuts
9. Newsquirk--
10. Program disclaimer.

1. The Money Market
2. POLITICS
3. Di redux
4. Speedy Dads <offensive to civil servants>
5. Twins (Adult)
6. Hard time (adult humor)
7. History?
8. Humor - More Headlines (6 of 6)
9. [JOKE] Mickeys Divorce <poss. offensive language>
10. Engineers ...
11. Metric Conversion Chart

1. Secretaries <adult humor>
2. A Room for the Night
3. Things a Southerner Would Never Say (offensive to Southerners)
4. how gullible are we?
5. Get rid of telemarketers <Off to telemarketers>
6. Elvis vs Bill Gates (May offend Elvis or Bill Gates fans)
7. hard questions
8. Where did we go wrong?

1. "Pulp Fiction" Joke
2. Men at Golf <some profanity>
3. Dr. Seuss (offensive lang.)
4. Irish Joke <offensive to Irishpersons?>
5. Daily Prayer <poss. off. to religious>, Lady Di
6. Savoring
7. RE: Savoring
8. Humor - Ear Shaped Chocolates
9. Advise from Dennis Miller <Adult> Part 1 of 2
10. HUMOR List Traffic Report

1. <HUMOR> Penis for a day and Michael Jackson
2. Kids !
3. What Computer??
4. Rules (off. to women)
5. Cannibals (disgusting)
6. Sick Princess Di jokes from the UK
7. MBAs vs Lawyers (poss off to Lawyers)
8. <HUMOR> car wrecks and despised occupations
9. Various jokes with an Indian flavour
10. HUMOR - German word for H-Bomb
11. DENNIS MILLERS ADVICE TO MEN <Adult> Part 2 of 2
12. Purple Cow Poem: Sequel
13. Top5 - 9/16/97 - Wrong Mount Everest Guide
14. Maybe Your Wife & Dog Are FBI Agents
15. Park-visitors questions - strange but true.

1. Some College Humor
2. Top Ten
3. Fire ! <sexual content>
4. PrincessDi <Offensive to a royalist or Di fan>
5. New TV set (religious)
6. Great Britain Beer Festival (inoff)
7. old age <poss off to elderly>
8. More barbs from the AJCs The Vent
9. Rabbi up to the bar, boys <off. to Rabbis>
10. When things go wrong (off. language)
11. BEER TROUBLESHOOTING FLOW CHART
12. Fw: Texas humor ??? .Possible offense to rednecks
13. How stupid are we?!
14. Realism, optimism and pessimism
15. family planning

1. "Ladies" & their Johns <adult humor>
2. Fairy Tale Q&A <clean>
3. Perspective <adult views>
4. Work Rules
5. HUMOR: preacher jokes <not off>
6. You know your over-the-hill (male perspective)
7. Princess Di humor (off to mourners)
8. Humor - He Wasnt Very Bright!
9. Blind sport
10. More barbs from the AJC Vent
11. One hole behind
12. AFTER QUASIMODO DIED.....
13. UPGRADING TO WIFE 1.0 (inoff)
14. Kurt Kobaine & Michael Jackson Quikies <off to fans of both>
15. Those Blondes
16. Motorola Mother <adult>
17. Tip for the Day (Satire, Okay?)

1. Princess Di <Offensive to Royalists & Di fans>
2. Not What it Might Seem <adult humor>
3. Blondes <Again? Ok, off. to blondes>
4. The frog and the princess
5. Candy (adult)
6. Words from George/Jesus <offensive to Pro-Lifers/Christians>
7. Humor: Relaxation exercise <prob not offensive>
8. <HUMOR> Edsel and his new child
9. Moms advice (Offensive)
10. Clerical error
11. Thermodynamics of Hell
12. Guide For Indian Drivers - Part 1/2

1. Just a Little Spam (Advertisement)
2. Working Girls <adult humor>
3. Departmental Desiderata
4. Moneys no object <Adult. Brothel scene>
5. Going west ! (off. to: none)
6. Q&A
7. Another blonde joke (offensive to blondes)
8. Collected barbs from the ACJ The Vent
9. Realization: 56 ways to piss off your roomate <off. to weak stomachs!> <long>
10. My What Big Ears You Have... (Adult)
11. You May Be An Engineer...

1. Dining Out
2. One wish ...
3. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
4. Lesbians and crackers (offensive to lesbians)

1. Motivation, Want ad
2. Exit Laughing
3. meat-love <no off>
4. Remember when...
5. Food Critics
6. The Grandfather Clock
7. HUMOR - The Men helped her cause
8. Remember Meat Clerks? <Inofffensive>
9. A Geo. Washington Oldie <inoff.>
10. Guide For Indian Drivers - Part 2/2 <clean>

1. Buffaloe theory
2. Its a long way to Tipperary, too. (Off. to Irish?)
3. Cunni more, not less <adult humor>
4. HUMOR - Kids arent so dumb
5. Nun Painters
6. Some thoughts....
7. Relaxation Exercises <unlikely to be offensive>
8. Planners Lament (off. lang.)
9. monkey <poss.off. to mothers>
10. Of water and ties (off to: none)
11. A few barbs from AJCs The Vent
12. computers must be male, software compilers must be female
13. Shit List<rude>
14. Facts for today
15. Organ <sexual reference>
16. Three Women Again <adult>

1. Time Marches On (?)
2. Lightbulb Q&A <clean>
3. Marriage Cooperation <off. to married women>
4. Top 20 Ways to Annoy the Radio DJ
5. Stupid & Stupider (inoff)
6. Joke
7. Realization: Some quick doctor jokes (some are adult)
8. Dieters Guide <ADULT>
9. Gestures: May be offensive in some cultures
10. Squaring Up <clean>

1. Progress (?)
2. Di Joke (Sick)
3. Boarding <May be off. to religious people>
4. Weird math (not off.)
5. Only in america!
6. How bad we had it in the old days
7. Subject: Dentures & Almonds (clean, off to catholics and people with dentures)

1. Some BASIC differences <adult>
2. Unexpected Answers <some adult humor>
3. Improving Work (sarcastic)
4. Postal Service (poss. off. to boxers)
5. You might be from Wisconsin if (poss off to Wisconsinites)
6. HUMOR: this is a test
7. Barbs from the AJC The Vent
8. corporate rowing
9. Punctuation <clean>

1. Men Talk <adult humor>
2. Eyesight <practically clean>
3. Flowers!
4. Age Happens
5. This sounds like an Engineers Way to Fix a Problem <poss. off. to dog lovers>
6. ten speed and the corvette
7. A Poem for Moms and Dads
8. Deoxyribonucleic... <off. to dyslectics>
9. Airplane Politics
10. Another Dyslexic gag <off. to dyslexics>
11. Shit<nasty>
12. Another darwinian selection (clean)

1. Parrots <Foul Language (1 of 2)>
2. The Spoken Word <some adult language>
3. Rejected State Mottos
4. Weird math (not off.)
5. Ydslexia (continued)
6. parrot joke (foul language)

1. JimJrs Fan Mail
2. Chelsea Top Ten List
3. F@!K: interesting and colourful word (WARNING: the "F" word)
4. Tip for the Day -- Relationships
5. dis..dis..oh, sod it
6. grow up! (poss. offensive to bears)
7. Oh the Wife .. <clean>

1. The winner? <adult sexual>
2. Mafioso Q&A <clean>
3. The Published JimJr
4. So this homosexual comic goes into a nightclub... (off to homophobes)
5. Misc. puns (not off.)
6. Catagory of viruss(off to computer viruses)
7. McDonalds Top Ten (adult content)
8. Humor: How they make those foods look so good on TV
9. Fwd: Bunch of drunks
10. Writing Contest
11. Dianas killing and Indian repercussions <off. to no one!>
12. Wishes (poss off to old ladies and cat lovers)
13. Humor: Photography
14. Marv Albert Joke (risque)
15. Why you shouldnt sleep on the beach
16. More dyslexic humour
17. Love.. <clean>
18. Barn Name
19. A Little Birdie <Adult Language>

1. Actual newpaper headlines
2. Salesmanship
3. Mens Rules for Women <may be offensive to women>
4. Princess Di Conspiracy Theory <clean but tasteless>
5. Chinese detective (sexual)
6. Corporate Astrology
7. Trick or Treat!!!
8. More barbs for AJCs column "the Vent"
9. REALLY CORNY
10. blushing penguin (sexual inuendo)
11. old age (offensive I guess)
12. Planning Ahead ....A leg up.....not offensive
13. Musings